Mismanagement Meeting

MisManageMent Meeting Wed Jan. 13th 7:30 pm @ Lions Head Pub

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Lion Head Pub – 2251 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: N/A

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Hash Ballot 2009 – http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chicagoh3/files/hashballot2009.doc

THE Chicago Hash will have a Mismanagement meeting Jan. 13th 7:30 pm @ Lions Head Pub
2251 n. lincoln ave.
Chicago, IL 60614

Topics of conversation will be

1. CH3 $$$$ account balances

2. Hashball March 6th

3. Nominations in Jan. for CH3 hash awards and GM they are currently in the Yahoo group file section

4. Voting in Feb.

5. Feb. 14th should be CHINESE NEW YEAR HASH maybe make it big because its day before presidents day?

6. March 6th Announce the Wieners of the GM and other hash awards

7. Hash Calendar

8. Need new HARE RAZORS

9. If you have new business you would like to discuss please e-mail me show we can put it on the agenda

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it a couple blocks East to Halsted/Lincoln/Fullerton, Southeast on Lincoln two blocks to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, Fullerton #74 bus East to Halsted/Lincoln/Fullerton, Southeast on Lincoln two blocks to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Lincoln/Belden/Orchard. Parking pretty much sucks in this corridor as the side streets are all Zone 143 permit. You might get lucky with a meter on Lincoln or open parking by Oz Park one block further Southeast.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1641

The Tale of the Trail
The Chicago Hash Jan 10, 2010 by Horn-E

We started at the Purple Haze. Our hares were Lifa and Its Too Soft. Lifa warned us at the start that the shitty parts of the trail were the fault of the other hare. Hmmm. Shitty parts? And there would be something about 8 on the trail. So off we went to the north and east. Trail actually started off pretty good as we headed over towards Halsted and past there to Broadway. Were we headed towards the lake? Not. At Broadway, wwe headed south to a Triple Split and the trail actually headed back west. There was a turn arrow into a school yard parking lot and the pack was spread out heading west down an alley. But the hares were spotted heading west on the other side of the street. Sure enough, a Check Back. Well done you bastards. But it regropuped the pack. Horn-E found trail to the west and we were off again. We headed south to Briar and back to Halsted and the infamous six corner intersection. Horn-E was already getting tired from the after effects of the Eight Beer Stop Hash on the previous day and staying out until 3AM. That old fart ain’t dead yet, but getting there. Anyhow, this Check had us stumped good. Finally On On was called to the south. False. Damn hares. Just Michael, Horn-E and Crop Duster were West on Barry when the trail was finally found to the south on Clark. From here the trail went east on Oakdale all of the way to Sheridan. Hmmmm. Long straights. The pack regrouped at Sheridan and Diversey for a Check. Shiggy Packer finally found marks to the south east and up the sledding hill. EZ On The Ass relayed the On call and we were off. The trail headed south from there and straight to Fullerton. From the back of the pack Corn Star and Horn-E could barely keep the pack in sight as they streaked off. Around the lagoon and back into the city streets. Did I say long straights? This is where a pack can really get strung out for the back of the pack. West to Clark for a quick Check and on West. Finally we saw a BN. Liars. But then hares always lie. But eight times? This looked like it was headed for the Chicken Coop. No. Just a quick loop and south a whole block to Fullerton and again west to Sheffield. BN2, BN3, BN4. What is this teasing game? Now we were headed straight north on Sheffield for four blocks. Did I say straight trail? At Lincoln there was a turn south on Lincoln. Horn-E got as far as a block and a half, still going away from the finish and saw a BN6. All right, what is this. A BN7 on Halsted and a BN8 at Its Too Soft’s condo again. Not. Horn-E was a block from the real beer stop after BN6. What the fuck? But enough is enough and he started back only to run into Corn Star and they decided to work their way to Its Too Soft’s place. No one was there. Back on Sheffield and another five block straight. Along the way they spotted a BN8, but another false call.
Arriving at the bar, there was Chicken Stifer who lost trail somewhere. Also was SnatchSquatch who wasn’t about to run today after yesterdays Eight Beer Stop Hash, and Fistful Of Pricks. A short time later the pack arrived.
Beer was flowing and food was ordered and Shiggy Packer called the circle together. The hares were called early and often for the shitty trail. The hares still suck. Many down downs were given and we were finally introduced to our two virgins, Just Mary and Just Cindy. They liked the trail and said they will be back. Now we’ll have to get them on a good one.
Its Too Soft did tell me later that the reason for all of the long straights is that Lifa thought they only had a half hour to go when it was an hour and a half. Ratting on your fellow hare. Let the cat fight begin.
Who else was there. Tinkle Trotskie, Ice Princess, Ginger Snatch, Just Kelsey, and Beer Stop Valdez showed up several hours later.

CH3 #1641

Chicago Hash #1641 Sunday 1/10, 2pm @ Purple Haze – Eagles Playoff Victory Celebration Hash

Hare(s): Lifa & Fuji / It’s Too Soft
Venue: Purple Haze – 3415 N Clark
Hash Cash: $8

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Come shake off that Post-Holiday Winter Cabin Fever on the Northern Edge of the Green Zone at an ENTIRELY NEW HASH BAR – Purple Haze (where the old Purgatory Pizza used to be on Clark between Newport and Roscoe). This new bar is owned by my buddy Lisa so you know it’s gonna be really hash-friendly and we got $5 pitchers of Miller Lite in an awesome neighborhood so you know the hash cash is gonna go far and half off everything all day long!!

The hare promises the trail will be “weather appropriate” as if it’s super cold I certainly don’t want to do a death march twice! Anyone interested in possibly co-haring/learning the art of the Fuji trial, just let me know.

And if the Eagles don’t win Saturday night you know I’ll be hitting it on Sunday!

Party on on,

Fuji

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Addison, West to Sheffield and then South two blocks to Clark and Southeast on Clark about half a block.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison 162 bus East to Clark, hoof it two and a half blocks Southeast on Clark to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Clark between Newport and Roscoe. Parking is better West & South i.e. farther AWAY from Wrigley field… go figure.

CH3 #1637

Chicago #1637 Sat 12/19 @3pm – Great Chicago Anthrax Scare and Hash VIII & Santa Hat Run

Hare(s): Calvin Klein, Super Suff’Her, It’s Too Soft (the original Anthrax Scare Hare) and Numerous Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: Piano Man – 3801 N. Clark St. Chicago
Hash Cash: Starts @ $40 and up depending on how early you register.

Hare(s): Calvin Klein, Super Stuff’Her, It’s Too Soft and other Unindicted Co-Conspirators

Venue: Piano Man – 3801 N. Clark St.

Party: Private Party Rooms, we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT and great food from Robinson’s Ribs Catering, dancing under the influence and other great entertainment you just can’t pay for!

Swag: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir Nametag, Commemorative Event T-Shirt. Please note due to environmental concerns please re-cycle your Santa Hats from previous years and/or decorate/ accessorize you own. Prize for best-decorated hat!

Accomodations: Days inn Lincoln Park (starting at $85/night) or Arlington House Youth Hostel (starting at $61/night)

Pricing/Registration: Pricing is $50 day of, if available. Click here to download the rego or go to the CH3 Yahoo Group Files to download.

>>> Dec 20th Walk-ups (if available) cash only please
Note shirts NOT guaranteed as we placed the order two weeks ago
& can’t afford to get stuck with extras!

The World’s Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**

Saturday, December 19, 2009 Meet at 1500hrs CST, on out at 1530hrs (3:00pm – keg will be tapped at 2pm)

Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2009 Flagship Event – the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!

This year’s event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the two backrooms of Wrigleyville favorite Piano Man and we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT!

Odor Eater returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.

Fabulous food (isn’t all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).

This years venue will be just blocks from historic and beautiful Wrigley Field and our hares plan to lay an incredibly shitty trail and show you some new Chicago scenery.

Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.

PLEASE NOTE: In anticipation of changes in EPA rules from the Obama Administration, we ask that participants please RECYCLE your Santa Hats from previous years or show your Anthrax Pride and decorate/ accessorize you own entirely new hat for 2009!

Despite the worst recession in decades 8th Anthrax is still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.

To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger’s remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump’s Do My Butt’s writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.

(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails

(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Addison, hoof it a block West along the Southern edge of Wrigley Field to Clark and then two blocks North to Grace.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, CTA Addison #152 bus East to Clark, hoof it two blocks North on Clark to Grace

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Grace. Parking is usually findable as the Cubbies are in San Francisco that night further North along Clark by the cemeteries, or even East of Clark on Irving Park a couplea blocks el Norte.

Pre-Lube Party – Friday, December 18, 5pm@ Fuji’s Party Central (933 W Wolfram #3) and then Kirkwood (2934 North Sheffield Avenue) 9pm-Midnight: Keg will be tapped at Party Central and we will pad your stomachs with snacks. We will then continue on to Kirkwood (see above) and all your beer is included. $15 covers beer and food @ Party Central and 3 hours beer party at Kirkwood from 9pm-Midnight. Note there is also a Moon Hash downtown at the Lodge at 7pm (21 W Division) which those interested in running some trail are highly encouraged to attend.
Hangover Hash – Sunday, December 20@ 11am: Hared by whoever in chicago MisManageMent can still move. Start location @ Hidden Shamrock (2723 N Halsted). The usual $8 Hash cash applies but we should have leftover food! We have a special deal setup with the bar for $6 pitchers PBR, $2.50 domestic bottles, $$6.50 Reuben n Fries with cuppa soup !!! $3.50 pints Harp, $4 Sam Winter Ale Pints!

Whooz Cumming (as of 12/15)
Return to Gender Badgers on Bikes Bash
C.P. Baltimore
Film@11 Baltimore-Annapolis
Battleshit Galactica Big Hump
Bozo’s Wet Dream Big Hump
Burning Asshole Big Hump
Cliff BangHer Big Hump
Dewey Sexual System Big Hump
Do My Butt Big Hump
GAYBLADE! Big Hump
Hummers Para Libre Big Hump
Just Ron Big Hump
Roll-On DCH3
Butt Chug Indyscent
Pissy Ditzy Indyscent
Finger Picking Good Little Rock H3
Hot Lips Michigan
Damn it & damn It MoA2H3 – Moan’n Road Whores
SOS Panama City H3
International Virgin Second City H3
Just Got It SFH3
Beer Spill Valdez TH3
Cum in my Nurse TH3
Dark Side of the Poon TH3
Fistful of Pricks TH3
Mt. Schwiiinga TH3
$.69 man THE Chicago HHH
Ball Cock Dumper THE Chicago HHH
Ballsalotapus THE Chicago HHH
Barks on all Fours THE Chicago HHH
Batteries Not Included THE Chicago HHH
Calvin Klein THE Chicago HHH
Chicken Stiffer THE Chicago HHH
Corn Star THE Chicago HHH
Crop Duster THE Chicago HHH
Cum in My Assfault THE Chicago HHH
Ginger Snatch THE Chicago HHH Glory Hole THE Chicago HHH
Half-Fag THE Chicago HHH
Hoosier Daddy THE Chicago HHH
Horn-E THE Chicago HHH
I Like Dick THE Chicago HHH
Just Allison THE Chicago HHH
Just Andrea THE Chicago HHH
Just Andy THE Chicago HHH
Just Annie THE Chicago HHH
Just Colleen THE Chicago HHH
Just Ingrid THE Chicago HHH
Just Jonathan THE Chicago HHH
Just Jordan THE Chicago HHH
Just Kelsey THE Chicago HHH
Just Matt THE Chicago HHH
Just Nick THE Chicago HHH
Just Rita THE Chicago HHH
Just Valinda THE Chicago HHH
KGB THE Chicago HHH
Lifa THE Chicago HHH
Magnetic Muff THE Chicago HHH
Milk my Yak THE Chicago HHH
Mouthful of Meat THE Chicago HHH
Odor Eater THE Chicago HHH
Poultry F*cker THE Chicago HHH
Rear Aushwitz THE Chicago HHH
R-TardE THE Chicago HHH
Salty Gash THE Chicago HHH
Snatchsquatch THE Chicago HHH
Soul Taco THE Chicago HHH
Super Stuff’her THE Chicago HHH
Uploader THE Chicago HHH
Virtually Hung THE Chicago HHH
M’Alice Vancouver
Cop-U-Later Waukesha
It’s Too Soft Waukesha
Oh My Dawg Waukesha
Sphincter Grease Waukesha
Doubt our street cred? Pix from 2007 can be found by clicking on Pictures in the Nav bar to the right for the CH3’s official pictures as well as other peoples pix Batteries’ Pix and Return 2 Gender’s Pix and So So’s pix Pre-Lube / Anthr@x / Hangover

Click Here To Read About the History
of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare Hash

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Addison, hoof it a block West along the Southern edge of Wrigley Field to Clark and then two blocks North to Grace
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, CTA Addison #152 bus East to Clark, hoof it two blocks North on Clark to Grace

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Grace. Parking is usually findable as the Cubbies are in San Francisco that night further North along Clark by the cemeteries, or even East of Clark on Irving Park a couplea blocks el Norte.

Anthrax 2009

The World’s Longest-Running Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration
Saturday, December 19, 2009 Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1530hrs (3:00pm – kegs will be tapped at 2pm) at the Piano man 3801 N. Clark Chicago,IL
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2009 Flagship Event – the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year’s event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the two backrooms of Wrigleyville favorite Piano Man and we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT!
Odor Eater returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.
Fabulous food (isn’t all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).
This years venue will be just blocks from historic and beautiful Wrigley Field and our hares plan to lay an incredibly shitty trail and show you some new Chicago scenery.
Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.

Pre-Lube Party 25-30 HASHERS are already prepaid for the pre-lube event at Kirkwood – Friday, December 18, 5pm@ Fuji’s Party Central (933 W Wolfram #3) and then Kirkwood (2934 North Sheffield Avenue) 9pm-Midnight: Keg will be tapped at Party Central and we will pad your stomachs with snacks. We will then continue on to Kirkwood (see above) and all your beer is included. $15 covers beer and food @ Party Central and 3 hours beer party at Kirkwood from 9pm-Midnight. BLACKHAWKS ARE ON vs THE BOSTON BRUINS at 7:30 pm Some will go early to Kirkwoods to watch the game!!! Note there is also a Moon Hash downtown at the Lodge at 7pm (21 W Division) which those interested in running some trail are highly encouraged to attend.

Hangover Hash – Sunday, December 20@ 11am: Hared by whoever in chicago MisManageMent can still move. Start location @ Hidden Shamrock (2723 N Halsted). The usual $8 Hash cash applies but we should have leftover food! We have a special deal setup with the bar for $6 pitchers PBR, $2.50 domestic bottles, $$6.50 Reuben n Fries with cuppa soup !!! $3.50 pints Harp, $4 Sam Winter Ale Pints!

—
Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM- Emeritus

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1636

Sun, Dec 13 saw CH3 gather at the home of I Like Dick, often referred to as Tyrone and Richard. A much nicer day then the last TH3 Hash, but still a small turnout. This was the out of the box hash and it was. No marks. Yeah, no marks. We had only 12 hounds for this mess. We were handed pictures of where the next picture was. Picture one led to picture two, or somewhere near there we would find picture two. And they were hiddin a bit. Then picture two led us to some other unusual site or landmark where we would find picture 3,4,5 etc. Well, it sort of worked. I remember thinking of something similar years ago. I congratulate I Like Dick on the idea. Unfortunately, as with any new idea, something can go wrong. And we are at a hash, so something will go wrong. The pictures were being gathered up along the way. If you fell behind, you were fucked. I did and I was. Oooops. As the trail headed south on Sheffield and then to the west, I went back for a lost sweatband. I never saw them again. I headed back to where they were and they were gone. There was no picture anywhere. I headed west in what I thought was the direction they were circling in. They weren’t and back checked to the east and eventually to Oz Park. Meanwhile I was west around Finkel and such. I finally gave it up as a lost cause. There was no way to pick up on this trail. Just after I got back to I Like Dick’s place, the pack started to trickle in. Everyone seemed to have fun. Especially the FRBs. Worth trying again, but leave pictures behind.
We soon got into some damn good Chili and home made cookies from Just Tina. Calvin Klein led a long circle as he is on his farewell tour as RA. A good job over the years. The hashers on trail included Horn-E, The KGB, Hoosier Daddy, Shiggy Packer, Chicken Stifer, Just Ingrid, R-Tard-E, SnatchSquatch, Fistful Of Pricks, Corn Star, and a very hung over Its Too Soft. We also picked up a virgin along the way, Just Jordan. he seemed to like it a lot and he will be back. We also had one visitor, Rumpspringa from Waukesha. There were also the usual pretenders, Calvin Klein, Batteries Not Included, and Ball Cock Dumper. We finally ended up with naming Just Ingrid. About time. Now what was it. Something about dancoing around in the cold to keep warm, like she had to tinkle. I hope I got this right. Tinkle Trotsky. I’m sure I will be corrected at the next hash.

On On
Horn-E
CFMH3 GM
Bushman GM
FCMH3 GM
CH3 GM Emeritus
Area rebel scribe
And resident old fart