Category: Mismanagement Announcement

Anthrax Hoodie Re-Order

Hello miscreants!

Were you a damned fool who missed out on the amazing Anthrax hoodies? Were you one of those annoying son of a bitches who bothered me all day during Anthrax while I was trying to run everything else? Are you a total asshole?

Well urine luck! Because I’m going to take orders for more of those goddamned hoodies. You saw how fucking nice they were, don’t fuck up again, order a fucking hoodie.

See Photo below of the hoodie and just how cool you could look accusing some random schmuck during circle.

Just fill out this fucking form:
https://goo.gl/forms/U0V8FmxKaSs7mXhc2

Gimme $35 of your electronic scrilla:
https://www.paypal.me/grahammarcy

Depending on how many people from kennels order, we may work out a shipping plan, but that shit ain’t cheap and I don’t work at the Post Office so you bitches will have to pay for it. Add notes on how you’d like to get this big old package in the comments.

Get to it because this is the last time I order this shit.

Leave me alone,
~Doc

 

CH3 Website Failure

IMPORTANT NOTE

Some time during the night of Dec 14 or during the early morning hours of December 15, the server hosting the Chicago Hash House Harriers website became corrupt and failed. While mismanagement was able to get a temporary website up and running quickly before that weekend’s Anthrax event, a good deal of the content on the Chicago Hash House Harrier’s website was not properly backed up and was lost. Through the excellent record-keeping of fellow hashers as well as cached copies of the website found through Google, all of the posts that follow have been re-created, though much of their formatting and graphics have been dropped in order to keep with new, sleeker, re-design. We apologize if information that you are looking for has been lost, and we’re taking every precaution to make sure that this does not happen again going forward.

On-On,
Chicago Hash House Harriers Mismanagement Team

Mismanagement Meeting

Chicago HHH Mismanagement
Wednesday 6/18 – 7:30 PM
Venue: Delilah’s – 2771 N. Lincoln Ave

From da GM: Its time for mismanagement. Meeting will start promptly at 7:30pm. Thirstday mismanagement to follow or at 8:30pm, whichever happens later.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Lincoln and Diversey.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Diversey. Grab the 76 Diversey bus going east and exit the bus at Lincoln.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Diversey.

Mismanagement Meeting & Wingsday

Venue: O’Malley’s West
Time: 6PM

You know the deal.

O’Malley’s West. After work. Beer. Wings. Trivia. Karaoke. (If we make it that far.)

A brief CH3 mismanagement meeting will take place at 7PM – we’re looking for people to help with planning this year’s Anthrax celebration, so if you have any ideas please come and participate.

Erection Nominations 2013

2013 Hash Ballot Nominations
FEATUREDPosted on January 14, 2013 by SnatchSquatch
Greetings all ye wankers and bimbos, your friendly neighborhood Snatchsquatch here with a very important announcement.

Since it is now January that means it is time to start thinking about the Hash Ballot and Hash Erections – as we’ve done in the past, every member of the hash will have a vote for every Chicago Hash they attended with an additional vote for every trail they hared/event they helped plan in 2012. For example, if you attended 10 runs and hared twice, you’d have 12 points (10+2=12) – these numbers count ONLY Chicago H3 events, and not any of the other hashes in the area. I’ve tried to take attendance (along with Chicken, Lifa, and Rainbow), but I’m not perfect. Please take the time to review the attendance sheet as it now appears at the top of this page – along the top of the page you’ll find a tab for “Records” that includes a link to the “2012 Attendance,” please double check that I’ve correctly marked all the hashes that you attended so that you’ll have the right number of votes in the upcoming Erection. If I’ve erred, please let me know by the end of January and I will correct my attendance figures. You have until Jan 31st to contact me, as voting starts on Feb 1st and lasts until Feb 22nd.

Secondly, we need nominations for the Hash Erection – I’ve tried to remember as much as possible, but again, I’m not perfect. Please view the “2013 Hash Ballot Nominations” document that is also located under the “Records” tab on the page – it includes our usual list of awards as well as a space to nominate somebody for GM (please note, if you nominate anyone other than yourself for GM, I will double-check with them to make sure they actually want to be GM, so don’t go nominating somebody as a joke). Just like the number of votes, you have until Jan 31st to nominate somebody for a Hash Erection Award and voting will take place from Feb 1st until Feb 22nd with the awards being given out at Hash Ball on Feb 23rd. If you need help jogging your memory (especially if you get CH3 and TH3 runs confused), check out the “2012 Runs” link, also under the “Records” tab.

As always, thank you for your time, and I look forward to seeing all of you at upcoming hashes.

On-On,
Snatchsquatch

Mismanagement Notes

Last night a special mismanagement meeting was held at O’Malley’s West to discuss the proposition of dipping into the Chicago H3 Hash Cash fund in the amount of $400 for the upcoming 1800th run. Snatchsquatch opened the meeting by addressing those in attendance with facts and figures about the current state of the Chicago H3 finances in order to dispel some rumors that had been making their way around the hash since the previous mismanagement meeting.

Firstly, it was then noted that Chicago H3 had $1,271 in Hash Cash in the banks and that Chicago H3 also had $816 worth of haberdashery in its inventory at the moment. It was then noted that a one-time pledge of $400 to the funds for the 1800th run would not break the Chicago H3 bank by any stretch of the imagination, nor would it interfere with the Chicago H3’s ability to cover the cost of any emergencies. The issue of purchasing new whistles had been brought up at the prior mismanagement meeting and Snatchsquatch noted that there are still 12 whistles available at the moment and that there were 32 whistles in the inventory when he took over in March of 2011, which means that in 17 months 20 whistles have been given out – the need for more whistles was noted as being important, but not pressing.

Lastly, it was noted that the 1800th run’s finances are already in order – Snatchsquatch and Salty Gash both noted that the budget for the 1800th run was set before regoes were taken and that there is no need for the extra finances in order to cover budgetary shortfalls. Snatchsquatch noted that the original idea was to pitch in some extra cash for the rental of a dunk-tank or a bouncy castle, but that might not be possible due to the late date – instead the money will likely be spent on additional beer at the on-after at O’Donnell’s or on upgrading the quality of beer at the event proper. Ultimately, where the money will go is being left up to Salty Gash and the rest of the 1800th run planning committee.

At this point in the meeting the floor was opened for questions, comments, and concerns. After no questions, comments, or concerns were raised, the issue was put to a vote.

The measure passed with a vote of 8-0 with Snatchsquatch and Salty Gash abstaining.