Down-Down Songs are typically the shortest of Hash Songs and are sung following an accusation. After the completion of a Down-Down Song the words “drink it down, down, down … “ are sung and the accused Hasher consumes her beer.
When possible, the original melody has been included with the song, though not all hash songs correspond perfectly with the original melodies. Additionally, all words appearing in parentheses are typically shouted in response by one or more hashers after the line they appear on is sung.
Optional Verses: Many hash songs include one or more optional verses that may be sung after completion of the song – sing them at your own risk, as you may wind up the only person singing.
Variant: There are many different variations to hash lyrics, when applicable the most common variations found in Chicago are included.
Actions: Some hash songs are accompanied by specific actions, when applicable a description of those actions is included after the lyrics of the song.
Notes: Any other notes about a song that don’t fit into the other three categories can be found in this section.
- AIR FORCE SONG
- ALL THE LITTLE HASHERS
- ARMY SONG
- ASS AND TITTIES
- ASSHOLES ARE CHEAP TODAY
- BANANA SONG
- B-I-M-B-O
- BULLSHIT
- DEAD DOG ROVER
- DID YOU EVER WONDER
- THE DOGGY’S MEETING
- DONNIE THE RETARD
- DOS, A BEER
- DOSE OF CLAP
- DOWN, DOWN, DOWN YOUR BEER
- THE DRUNKEN HASHER
- DUMBASS
- FINGER IN YOUR BEER
- FUCK OFF YA WANK
- FUCK YOU FOR BEING THE HARE
- GIRLS WHO SAY THEY WILL
- GIVE IT A BLOW
- GLORIUS VICTORIUS
- GOD BLESS MY UNDERPANTS
- THE HARES STILL SUCK
- HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COCK
- HE WANKS HIS CRANK
- HE’S A FUCKING SLUT
- HE’S A HASHER, HE’S OKAY
- HE’S A RACIST
- HEINEKEN, SCHMEINEKIN
- HER LEFT TIT
- HERE’S TO BROTHER HASHER
- HIS ONE-SKIN
- HOT VAGINA
- I LOVE MY GIRL
- I MASTURBATED
- I RAN THE HASH
- I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE
- I’M A LITTLE HASHER
- IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
- INCEST TIME IN TEXAS
- IT’S A SMALL DICK
- LAST NIGHT I MASTURBATED
- LIFA SONG
- LITTLE BROWN MOUSE
- LOVE ME TENDER
- MASTURBATION
- MEET THE HASHERS
- MOBILE
- MORE BEER
- MY NAME IS JACK
- NELLIE DARLING
- NIPPLES
- NO BALLS AT ALL (THE BALLS SONG)
- NO! NO! NO!
- NO-NO SQUARE
- OLD BROWN COW
- THE OTHER HARE SONG
- OU EST LE PAPIER?
- PETER PENIS
- PISSANYA
- PUBLICLY PISSED UPON
- PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON
- PUT YOUR LEFT LEG OVER MY SHOULDER
- RULE BRITANIA
- SALLY IN THE ALLEY
- SCROTUM
- SHE LIKES IT IN THE KITCHEN
- SHE’S A HARRIETTE
- SHITTY TRAIL
- SHORT HYMN
- SKEETER ON MY PETER
- SOLDIER SONG
- SOMEONE’S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DINAH
- SOMETHING SOMETHING SPORTS
- SONG OF SIX CHECKS
- TAKE IT IN YOUR HAND MRS. MURPHY
- TASTES LIKE SHIT
- TECATE
- TEN STICKS OF DYNAMITE
- THANK GOD SHE FINALLY SHUT UP
- THERE WAS A LITTLE BIRD
- THIRSTDAY HYMN
- THIS IS YOUR DOWN-DOWN SONG
- TWELVE INCH HARD-ON
- TWENTY TOES
- TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE HASHER
- U-G-L-Y
- WALKING AROUND WRIGLEY
- WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS
- WHAT A WANK
- WHEN SHE WAS A YOUNG GIRL
- WHIP IT OUT AT THE BALL GAME
- WHY WAS SHE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL
- YOU’RE A SHITTY HARE
- YOU’RE NUMBER ONE
- YOU’RE STUPID, YOU’RE STUPID
- ZULU WARRIOR
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