Assholes Are Cheap Today

Melody – La Donna E Mobile

Assholes are cheap today,
Cheaper than yesterday.
Little ones are half a crown,
standing up or lying down.

Larger ones are four-and-six,
Cause they take much bigger pricks.
Assholes are cheap today,
Cheaper than yesterday!

Notes: There are other lyrics out there for this song, but we’ve settled on these ones because they’re the least pedo.


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