Welcome!

Chicago Hash House Harriers

Welcome to chicagohash.org, home of the Chicago Hash House Harriers. Here you will find everything you need to take part in the Chicago chapter of the world’s largest “drinking club with a running problem.” We meet every week of the year to run a 3 to 5 mile trail through the great city of Chicago’s streets, alleys, parks, and forest preserves. Afterwards we conduct an entertaining ceremony known as “the circle” where we enjoy cold beer and some good laughs.

We’re a very social group. Our members come from all walks of life, all age groups (21+) and all abilities of running from slow to fast. Our one and only goal is to have fun!

Look below for details on our upcoming runs or click on the links to the left to discover all kinds of info — past, present and future — about the Chicago Hash.

Welcome and On-On!

ANTHRAX 2024! DEC. 13-15

Rego is live here: https://chicagohash.org/anthrax/ 
  • Dates are December 13-15. Price starts at $69 per cranium, but get in quick, because prices increase as more people sign up. Also, you get a three-hour head-start before we post this in other kennels’ groups, so hop to it!
Why should I go to Anthrax?
  • Anthrax is Chicago’s premium hash event filled with cold weather, colder beer, hazmat suits, Santa hats, Malört, and people dumb enough to keep cumming back from all over the world.
  • We’re juicing it up this year: rego is capped at 200 attendees, so bring your entire polycule 😉.
  • Main event will have four trails: Walkers, Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbuster. Run them all for all we care!
  • Main event is at Brickhouse Tavern, a snowball’s throw from Wrigley Field. Go sports!
  • Dance party after circle with DJ Serial Shit Squirter.
  • Hangover trail is Dragthrax, the sloppiest drag running event in Chicago that weekend.
  • There may also be a photo booth, a masseuse, and actual Santa Claus.
Questions? Comments? Accusations? Sext the organizers (Bottom Wrangler, Silent But Deadly (Kira Alexandra), and Sleepy Nom-Noms (Jess Lampe)).

CH3 #2495

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2495

Sunday, September 8, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: Drink and Ink – 4443 N. Broadway
Hare: Stiffy for Stiffies
From the Hare: Cum help me celebrate 10 years of doing dumb shit with all you bitches by doing a down down with me. Trail will be about half Idiotarod length, so longer then the average CH3 trail or come hangout at the on-after at Casa de Stiffy.
Event: First Sunday Run & Stiffy Hashiversary
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2494

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2494

Monday, September 2, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: 2330 N. Central Park Ave.
Hare: Ritalin Cum Bubble
From the Hare: Come out to celebrate a belated happy birthday for the hare and Labor Day!
Hash Cash: $10
Event: Labor Day / Last Monday Run

CH3 #2493

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2493

Monday, August 26, 2024 7:00 PM

Venue: Off Color Brewing Taproom the Mousetrap – 1460 N. Kingsbury St.
Hares: Rusty Grundel & WJew-40
From the Hares:
Circle will be outdoors, and WILD!
There will be a walkers trail.
Hash Cash: $10