Chicago Hash House Harriers

Chicago Hash House Harriers – Our beer stop for the marathon racists

Sunday, October 11, 2025, 9:30 AM

Venue: At the corner, or slightly north of 35th St. & Indiana Ave.

What is this?: Get up early and support all the marathon runners by handing out BEER! There will be a hash run afterward so that you can earn your beer too.

How do I get there?:  Green line to 35th-Bronzeville-ITT, Red line to Sox 35th, or Rock Island District Metra if you’re feeling freaky.

What do I bring?: Bring a case of cheap beer and some small (~5 oz.) paper cups. Some ice would be useful as well. Parking and shops abound.

What do I do afterwards?: Our regular CH3 hash run will begin at 2 o’clock at Turtle’s Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St.

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2614

Sunday, October 4, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: TBD
Hare: Snatchsquatch & Takes It All
Event: Blue Dress Promotional Run
From the hares: Cum early for drinks, stay late for drinks, wear your finest blue dress and raise money for charity! You can rego for the 2026 event here:
Transit: Damen bus (Rt. 50) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2613

Sunday, September 27, 2026 1:00 PM << EARLY START!

Venue: Cove Lounge – 1750 E. 55th St.
Hare: Bert’s Special Friend & Meat Inside Her
Event: Chicago Half Marathon
From the hares: 
Transit: 
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2611

Sunday, September 13, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Monsignor Murphy’s – 3019 N. Broadway
Hare: Choke ‘n’ Stroke
Event: 
From the hare:
Transit: Wellington (Brown Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2610

Sunday, September 6, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Chipp Inn – 832 N. Greenview Ave.
Hares: …He’s Still Limping, Four Puns in a Trenchcoat, and Marbelous Asshole
Event:  Labor Day Hashsassin Trail and Brain Health Bar Crawl amd Hab Bazzar
From the hares: How many more themes can we fit into one trail? Let’s be sneaky, and silly, some pub crawl energy and raise money for brain health! We’re putting together another Hashsassin style trail, if you weren’t with us last year, it’s a choose your own adventure style trail. Three hares will provide three different trails that all lead to the next bar, trails will cross, feel free to mix it up. The chaos ensues because everyone is a target and is searching for their target. New targets are assigned at each bar. Prelube and circle beer will be provided. You are responsible for your bar/beer check beer but we’re gonna call ahead and try to get sweet deals. Silly hats are encouraged! Dress up your cranium in honor of brain health, we’re turning this into a dress run for BrainUp, a brain cancer organization. The more hashers that turn out for this silly adventure assasin trail, the more successful we will be Vintage (used) Hab will be available for donations to BrainUp – if you have anything to donate please do. 100% of hashcash and Hab Fair proceeds will go to BrainUp https://brainup.ngo/

Transit: Chicago Ave. bus (Rt. 66 is closest)
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2609

Sunday, August 30, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Derno’s – 506 W. Diversey Pkwy.
Hare: Brother Incisor
From the hare: Time has continued to move forward!
Event: Brother’s 8th Hashiversary
Transit: Buses 151, 36, 22, 76, 77 get you close. By L, Diversey (Brown Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2608

Sunday, August 23, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Bill Jarvis Migratory Bird Sanctuary – 3400 N. Lake Shore Drive. Meet at the covered picnic shelter (Lakeview Pavilion on Google Maps) near the lake. See map.
Hare: Back Door Bizzle
From the hare:
Event: 
Transit: Sheridan, Belmont or Addison buses are closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon:

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2607

Sunday, August 16, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Pendelton (Hadiya) Park – 4345 S Calumet Ave.
Hare: Steps in Shit
From the hare: Come tour Bronzeville. There will be sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, and little fairies handing out drinks. Or there could be clouds, rain, pitbulls, and an errant drug runner in the park; it’s the Southside.
Trail will take you through some hidden neighborhoods. The ending will be covered if the weather doesn’t cooperate, with a proper bathroom for the harriettes. There will be the usual beer, seltzers, and snacks.
Event: Trial is 3-4 miles with a walkers’ trail. A to wherever the hare gets tired.
Transit: 43rd (Green Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon:

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2606

Sunday, August 9, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: A-to-B from Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hare: One Fuck Chuck
From the hare: We will be grilling up some dogs at the finish
Event: 
Transit: Thorndale and Granville (Red Line) Stations are closest.
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: