Author: Lifa

Our next CH3 run: CH3 #2614

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2614

Sunday, October 4, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: TBD
Hare: Snatchsquatch & Takes It All
Event: Blue Dress Promotional Run
From the hares: Cum early for drinks, stay late for drinks, wear your finest blue dress and raise money for charity! You can rego for the 2026 event here:
Transit: Damen bus (Rt. 50) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

Chicago Marathon CH3 Beer Stop

Chicago Hash House Harriers – Our beer stop for the marathon racists

Sunday, October 11, 2025, 9:30 AM

Venue: At the corner, or slightly north of 35th St. & Indiana Ave.

What is this?: Get up early and support all the marathon runners by handing out BEER! There will be a hash run afterward so that you can earn your beer too.

How do I get there?:  Green line to 35th-Bronzeville-ITT, Red line to Sox 35th, or Rock Island District Metra if you’re feeling freaky.

What do I bring?: Bring a case of cheap beer and some small (~5 oz.) paper cups. Some ice would be useful as well. Parking and shops abound.

What do I do afterwards?: Our regular CH3 hash run will begin at 2 o’clock at Turtle’s Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St.

ANTHRAX 2026! DEC. 11-13

Welcome to Anthrax 2026!

The Chicago Hash House Harriers Present: A Very Hashy Christmas Special (Dec. 11-13)

REGO HERE!

 

Chicago gets called the Snowmiser, Mr. Snow. But, be honest, our special handshakes make your cold little hearts grow at least five sizes.
So join us on the merriest December weekend, 12/11-13, for our an*l Christmas Special: Anthrax. The leg warmers will be warming. The Malort will be flowing.

These prices won’t last for long. Your rego gets you:
  • Friday night previews: Trail + drinks & so much more* (subtheme: come as your favorite commercial)
  • Saturday double feature: hazmat suit, santa hat, gimmie, 3 trail options, dinner + circle + dancing, an after party and so much more* (subtheme: 80s christmas specials)
  • Sunday direct to VHS sequel: Fab-boy trail, Circle, Dancing and more*! (aka DRAGTHRAX)
Speaking of regos, the first 69 of you to sign up get all of that for the sweet, sweet price of $99.**
Want to avoid sharing a room at the Holiday Inn? Fill out this form for crash space!*** We’ll do our best to get you a bed (no promises – crash space assignments will be shared by 12/1 so you’ll be able to plan accordingly). Live in Chicago and have a spare room/floor/air mattress? Volunteer & let’s make a deal.*****

If you just wanna hang out with yours truly and spare your liver a bit, you could volunteer to…..
  • Drive Beer Van (expectation: you’ll be driving the car Saturday & sober until the afterparty). FREE REGO
*more is dependent upon how many of you rego. Bring your friends – we promise we’ll make this a night you won’t remember with people you’ll never forget.
**regos are capped this year! Buy early; you can sell/transfer later if you’re in doubt
***crash space link (visitor): https://forms.gle/bQaGriiw3gTiSn798

CH3 #2613

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2613

Sunday, September 27, 2026 1:00 PM << EARLY START!

Venue: Cove Lounge – 1750 E. 55th St.
Hare: Bert’s Special Friend & Meat Inside Her
Event: Chicago Half Marathon
From the hares: 
Transit: 
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

CH3 #2612

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2612

Sunday, September 20, 2026 3:00 PM <<< LATE START!

Venue: Hopsmith Chicago – 15 W. Division St.
Hare: Oh Die Mark!
Event: 
From the hare:
Transit: Clark & Division (Red Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

CH3 #2611

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2611

Sunday, September 13, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Monsignor Murphy’s – 3019 N. Broadway
Hare: Choke ‘n’ Stroke
Event: 
From the hare:
Transit: Wellington (Brown Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

CH3 #2610

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2610

Sunday, September 6, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Chipp Inn – 832 N. Greenview Ave.
Hares: …He’s Still Limping, Four Puns in a Trenchcoat, and Marbelous Asshole
Event:  Labor Day Hashsassin Trail and Brain Health Bar Crawl amd Hab Bazzar
From the hares: How many more themes can we fit into one trail? Let’s be sneaky, and silly, some pub crawl energy and raise money for brain health! We’re putting together another Hashsassin style trail, if you weren’t with us last year, it’s a choose your own adventure style trail. Three hares will provide three different trails that all lead to the next bar, trails will cross, feel free to mix it up. The chaos ensues because everyone is a target and is searching for their target. New targets are assigned at each bar. Prelube and circle beer will be provided. You are responsible for your bar/beer check beer but we’re gonna call ahead and try to get sweet deals. Silly hats are encouraged! Dress up your cranium in honor of brain health, we’re turning this into a dress run for BrainUp, a brain cancer organization. The more hashers that turn out for this silly adventure assasin trail, the more successful we will be Vintage (used) Hab will be available for donations to BrainUp – if you have anything to donate please do. 100% of hashcash and Hab Fair proceeds will go to BrainUp https://brainup.ngo/

Transit: Chicago Ave. bus (Rt. 66 is closest)
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD