Author: Lifa

CH3 #2610

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2610

Sunday, September 6, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: TBD
Hares: …He’s Still Limping, Four Puns in a Trenchcoat, and Marbelous Asshole
Event:  Labor Day Hashsassin Trail and Brain Health Bar Crawl amd Hab Bazzar
From the hares: How many more themes can we fit into one trail?
Let’s be sneaky, and silly, some pub crawl energy and raise money for brain health!
We’re putting together another Hashsassin style trail, if you weren’t with us last year, it’s a choose your own adventure style trail. Three hares will provide three different trails that all lead to the next bar, trails will cross, feel free to mix it up. The chaos ensues because everyone is a target and is searching for their target. New targets are assigned at each bar.
Prelube and circle beer will be provided. You are responsible for your bar/beer check beer but we’re gonna call ahead and try to get sweet deals.
Silly hats are encouraged! Dress up your cranium in honor of brain health, we’re turning this into a dress run for BrainUp, a brain cancer organization.
The more hashers that turn out for this silly adventure assasin trail, the more successful we will be
Vintage (used) Hab will be available for donations to BrainUp – if you have anything to donate please do.
Transit: 
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

ANTHRAX 2026! DEC. 11-13

Welcome to Anthrax 2026!

The Chicago Hash House Harriers Present: A Very Hashy Christmas Special (Dec. 11-13)

REGO HERE!

 

Chicago gets called the Snowmiser, Mr. Snow. But, be honest, our special handshakes make your cold little hearts grow at least five sizes.
So join us on the merriest December weekend, 12/11-13, for our an*l Christmas Special: Anthrax. The leg warmers will be warming. The Malort will be flowing.

These prices won’t last for long. Your rego gets you:
  • Friday night previews: Trail + drinks & so much more* (subtheme: come as your favorite commercial)
  • Saturday double feature: hazmat suit, santa hat, gimmie, 3 trail options, dinner + circle + dancing, an after party and so much more* (subtheme: 80s christmas specials)
  • Sunday direct to VHS sequel: Fab-boy trail, Circle, Dancing and more*! (aka DRAGTHRAX)
Speaking of regos, the first 69 of you to sign up get all of that for the sweet, sweet price of $99.**
Want to avoid sharing a room at the Holiday Inn? Fill out this form for crash space!*** We’ll do our best to get you a bed (no promises – crash space assignments will be shared by 12/1 so you’ll be able to plan accordingly). Live in Chicago and have a spare room/floor/air mattress? Volunteer & let’s make a deal.*****

If you just wanna hang out with yours truly and spare your liver a bit, you could volunteer to…..
  • Drive Beer Van (expectation: you’ll be driving the car Saturday & sober until the afterparty). FREE REGO
*more is dependent upon how many of you rego. Bring your friends – we promise we’ll make this a night you won’t remember with people you’ll never forget.
**regos are capped this year! Buy early; you can sell/transfer later if you’re in doubt
***crash space link (visitor): https://forms.gle/bQaGriiw3gTiSn798

CH3 #2608

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2608

Sunday, August 23, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Bill Jarvis Migratory Bird Sanctuary – 3400 N. Lake Shore Drive. Meet at the covered picnic shelter (Lakeview Pavilion on Google Maps) near the lake. See map.
Hare: Back Door Bizzle
From the hare:
Event: 
Transit: Sheridan, Belmont or Addison buses are closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon:

CH3 #2607

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2607

Sunday, August 16, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Pendelton (Hadiya) Park – 4345 S Calumet Ave.
Hare: Steps in Shit
From the hare: Come tour Bronzeville. There will be sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, and little fairies handing out drinks. Or there could be clouds, rain, pitbulls, and an errant drug runner in the park; it’s the Southside.
Trail will take you through some hidden neighborhoods. The ending will be covered if the weather doesn’t cooperate, with a proper bathroom for the harriettes. There will be the usual beer, seltzers, and snacks.
Event: Trial is 3-4 miles with a walkers’ trail. A to wherever the hare gets tired.
Transit: 43rd (Green Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon:

CH3 #2606

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2606

Sunday, August 9, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: A-to-B from Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hare: One Fuck Chuck
From the hare: We will be grilling up some dogs at the finish
Event: 
Transit: Thorndale and Granville (Red Line) Stations are closest.
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon:

CH3 #2605

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2605

Sunday, August 2, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Beck’s Chicago – 2201 N. Clybourn Ave.
Hare: Bert’s Special Friend
From the hare:
Event: Birthday
Transit: Armitage (Brown Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

CH3 #2604

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2604

Sunday, July 26, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Map Room – 1949 N. Hoyne Ave.
Hare: Cul du Sac Tap
From the hare: Yes, there will likely be cake.
Event: First available Sunday afternoon since finishing the 50 states
Transit: Short walk from Western Blue Line CTA Station, or Ashland/Cortland on the #9 Ashland CTA Bus.
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: Yes