| Kennel | Hasher | Lottery Numbers |
|---|---|---|
| Burlington H3 (Burlington, VT) (1) | rainbow fuckin' brite | 45 15 46 39 70 22 |
| C2B3H4 (Chicago, IL) (3) | Blondie McFucksalot | 40 18 19 32 58 21 |
| Four Puns in a Trenchcoat | 40 23 46 10 27 22 | |
| Marbleous Asshole | 46 39 31 15 49 5 | |
| Chicago (2) | Just Steve | 64 10 45 54 35 6 |
| Moroccan Roofie | 49 24 52 1 64 14 | |
| Chicago H3 (Chicago, IL) (10) | ... He's Still Limping | 28 37 34 70 11 11 |
| Bottom Wrangler | 37 60 46 53 15 15 | |
| Complimentary Nuts | 42 34 11 21 39 20 | |
| Emotional Support Wiener | 57 65 47 45 51 22 | |
| Feather | 22 53 70 11 20 9 | |
| Gnatty Daddy | 44 65 6 53 59 22 | |
| I’m Fucking Nuts | 22 7 41 7 47 1 | |
| OhDieMark! | 68 21 62 10 3 25 | |
| Po-po Peepshow | 66 70 64 41 34 23 | |
| Steps in Sh!t | 40 17 40 58 61 22 | |
| Dallas H3 (Dallas, TX) (1) | Faming Flaggett | 33 13 21 66 18 19 |
| Dayton H3 (Dayton, OH) (1) | Unlucky Skidmark | 66 51 20 10 26 20 |
| Noh3 (1) | Just Say Ahhhh | 35 57 30 11 54 22 |
| Portland Humpin' Hash (PH4) (Portland, OR) (2) | Prodigal Son of a Bitch | 61 58 8 51 36 2 |
| Shock the Beaver | 46 44 50 63 6 25 | |
| Queen City H4 (Cincinnati, OH) (1) | Ascot to Mouth | 52 43 66 37 27 25 |
| Tbh3 (1) | Capt Hook | 10 2 56 17 67 10 |
| Thirstday H3 (Chicago, IL) (3) | Bit in the Clit of Texas | 15 67 55 63 41 2 |
| Snatchsquatch | 3 70 65 31 32 23 | |
| Takes It All | 61 15 44 38 38 5 | |
| Wandering Whore H3 (Here and There) (1) | Claim To Flame | 3 8 8 16 52 23 |
| Washington Wonder Women H3 (Bremerton, WA) (1) | Heiney Girl | 64 34 51 47 2 14 |