| Kennel | Hasher | Lottery Numbers |
|---|---|---|
| Burlington H3 (Burlington, VT) (1) | rainbow fuckin' brite | 37 30 70 62 29 10 |
| C2B3H4 (Chicago, IL) (2) | Blondie McFucksalot | 16 6 61 58 47 11 |
| Marbleous Asshole | 55 59 58 3 24 20 | |
| Chicago H3 (Chicago, IL) (10) | ... He's Still Limping | 18 1 10 68 62 22 |
| Bottom Wrangler | 66 21 41 65 24 6 | |
| Complimentary Nuts | 2 16 70 2 27 15 | |
| Emotional Support Wiener | 38 42 38 18 23 11 | |
| Feather | 29 60 33 39 14 5 | |
| Gnatty Daddy | 66 2 19 29 36 13 | |
| I’m Fucking Nuts | 48 7 27 26 27 5 | |
| OhDieMark! | 70 24 58 47 68 12 | |
| Po-po Peepshow | 18 36 44 11 45 11 | |
| Steps in Sh!t | 20 44 19 14 20 25 | |
| Dallas H3 (Dallas, TX) (1) | Faming Flaggett | 26 3 5 22 1 25 |
| Dayton H3 (Dayton, OH) (1) | Unlucky Skidmark | 31 48 4 6 42 21 |
| Noh3 (1) | Just Say Ahhhh | 8 24 20 10 56 18 |
| Portland Humpin' Hash (PH4) (Portland, OR) (2) | Prodigal Son of a Bitch | 32 5 55 44 59 9 |
| Shock the Beaver | 69 6 51 32 38 2 | |
| Queen City H4 (Cincinnati, OH) (1) | Ascot to Mouth | 1 54 46 69 67 21 |
| Washington Wonder Women H3 (Bremerton, WA) (1) | Heiney Girl | 35 27 49 60 14 20 |