| Kennel | Hasher | Lottery Numbers |
|---|---|---|
| Burlington H3 (Burlington, VT) (1) | rainbow fuckin' brite | 34 44 21 19 11 25 |
| C2B3H4 (Chicago, IL) (1) | Blondie McFucksalot | 37 20 47 24 28 7 |
| Chicago H3 (Chicago, IL) (8) | ... He's Still Limping | 25 27 48 42 18 8 |
| Bottom Wrangler | 47 68 22 33 55 13 | |
| Emotional Support Wiener | 53 49 27 63 18 21 | |
| Feather | 65 11 16 66 38 10 | |
| Gnatty Daddy | 29 15 10 15 10 10 | |
| OhDieMark! | 31 34 18 55 64 1 | |
| Po-po Peepshow | 63 60 68 62 36 4 | |
| Steps in Sh!t | 15 64 20 59 2 14 | |
| Dallas H3 (Dallas, TX) (1) | Faming Flaggett | 30 32 28 36 4 1 |
| Dayton H3 (Dayton, OH) (1) | Unlucky Skidmark | 37 39 52 3 66 21 |
| Portland Humpin' Hash (PH4) (Portland, OR) (2) | Prodigal Son of a Bitch | 16 53 5 39 43 10 |
| Shock the Beaver | 68 52 68 68 5 12 | |
| Queen City H4 (Cincinnati, OH) (1) | Ascot to Mouth | 67 44 26 49 3 23 |
| Washington Wonder Women H3 (Bremerton, WA) (1) | Heiney Girl | 6 68 25 65 27 10 |