Author: Lifa

Shamrock Shuffle Beer in a Box – 2024 Edition!

Shamrock Shuffle Beer in a Box – 2024 Edition!

What: Our effort to make sure none of the 25,000 free drink tickets goes unused. If you see someone wearing a race bib leaving the finish area, tell them what a great athlete they are and how cute their kids are. Then ask them for their beer tickets! You will have your pockets full of beer tickets in no time.

When: Sunday, March 24th from 9:00 AM to 1:00 PM, prior to our regular hash run at 2:00 PM. Hash run starts at TBD location.

Where: In the post-race party area of the Shamrock Shuffle 8K race. Hashers gather on the north side of Buckingham Fountain.

Why: How many drink tickets can Drill gather this year? Will our tower of empty vessels reach the moon? Exactly how much Michelob Ultra is too much? And how is this still allowed to happen?! Join us after some overenthusiastic types are done with their race to find out!

CH3 #2465

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2465

Sunday, March 10, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: On Tour Brewing Company – 1725 W. Hubbard St.
Hares: Lower Wackoff & Soul Taco
From the Hare: 
Event:
Transit: Ashland (green/pink lines) is 1/2 mile away.
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2464

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2464

Sunday, March 3, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: Jarvis Square Tavern – 1502 W. Jarvis Ave.
Hare: Snatchsquatch
From the Hare: Cum one, cum all to what will surely be the silliest theme hash you will ever participate in. In honor of this hash taking place in Rogers Park, this is officially a no “D” hash. That’s right, strike all “D’s” from your vocabulary! Hope you enjoy Rinking Own-Owns, because that’s exactly what is going to happen!
Event:
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2463

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2463

When: Sunday, February 25, 2024 2:00 PM
Where: Parrot’s Bar & Grill – 754 W Wellington Ave. CTA Wellington Brown line or 22 bus)
Hare: Bottom Wrangler
How much: $10 hash cash
Why: Our own Lost Her Penis is dropping… was it a deuce? Maybe a record? The record is probably a deuce. Go listen to it at 1PM at Gramaphone down the street, cum rage with your real friends at 2, and we’ll all meet back up at Parrot’s when his show ends for the weirdest mix of nerds since that orgy you passed on.

Oh, and there’s a new GM, but yaaawn politics.
If you need seltzers, ciders, and/or walker’s trails, let me know ASAP!
Deets and treats: trail is A to A, indoor on in, all kinds of checks other than our usual X-Men symbol, cloudy with a chance of nudity, fireball, 40-year-old “scene kids,” $15 pitchers, and most glorious rage.

CH3 Hash Ball 2024!

Chicago Hash House Harriers Hash Ball 2024

Saturday, February 24, 2024 7:00 PM

Venue: Goodtimes Brewery – 3827 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: “69 Dimes” (yes, only $6.90!)
Event: Hash Ball

Rego Here!

From the GM: 69 Dimes gets you pizza, salad, buxom babes and randy cowpokes. Drinks are on your own. Wear a hat, your boots, wear whatever makes you feel “Western” as we kick ’23’s ass & ride into 2024!

CH3 #2462

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2462

Sunday, February 18, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: Michael’s Original Pizzeria and Tavern – 4091 N. Broadway
Hares: Pony Poundher
From the Hare: Today’s Hash will be an A to A’ event. $10 Hash Cash due prior to Chalk Talk so you cannot back out on the longest Hash of the day and hared by Pony Poundher who is trying to create his longest run on sentence of the year and thinks he’s nailing it whilst being almost funny.
Event: Valentine’s Day
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2461

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2461

Sunday, February 11, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: Fire Pitch – 3626 N. Talman Ave.
Hares: Snatchsquatch and Takes It All
From the Hare: What better place to watch “THE BIG GAME” than at a football facility! Okay, so its the wrong kind of football, but there will be more beer stops than miles to get you good and sauced before you go watch Taylor Swift watch a football game! Walking is not only allowed, but highly encouraged! If you insist on running, that’s fine too, just plan on waiting for the walkers at each of the five beer stops.
Event: Super Bowl
Hash Cash: $10