Rego is live here: https://chicagohash.org/anthrax/
- Dates are December 13-15. Price starts at $69 per cranium, but get in quick, because prices increase as more people sign up. Also, you get a three-hour head-start before we post this in other kennels’ groups, so hop to it!
Why should I go to Anthrax?
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Anthrax is Chicago’s premium hash event filled with cold weather, colder beer, hazmat suits, Santa hats, Malört, and people dumb enough to keep cumming back from all over the world.
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We’re juicing it up this year: rego is capped at 200 attendees, so bring your entire polycule
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Main event will have four trails: Walkers, Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbuster. Run them all for all we care!
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Main event is at Brickhouse Tavern, a snowball’s throw from Wrigley Field. Go sports!
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Dance party after circle with DJ Serial Shit Squirter.
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Hangover trail is Dragthrax, the sloppiest drag running event in Chicago that weekend.
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There may also be a photo booth, a masseuse, and actual Santa Claus.
Questions? Comments? Accusations? Sext the organizers (Bottom Wrangler, Silent But Deadly (Kira Alexandra), and Sleepy Nom-Noms (Jess Lampe)).
