Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2610

Sunday, September 6, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Chipp Inn – 832 N. Greenview Ave.
Hares: …He’s Still Limping, Four Puns in a Trenchcoat, and Marbelous Asshole
Event:  Labor Day Hashsassin Trail and Brain Health Bar Crawl amd Hab Bazzar
From the hares: How many more themes can we fit into one trail? Let’s be sneaky, and silly, some pub crawl energy and raise money for brain health! We’re putting together another Hashsassin style trail, if you weren’t with us last year, it’s a choose your own adventure style trail. Three hares will provide three different trails that all lead to the next bar, trails will cross, feel free to mix it up. The chaos ensues because everyone is a target and is searching for their target. New targets are assigned at each bar. Prelube and circle beer will be provided. You are responsible for your bar/beer check beer but we’re gonna call ahead and try to get sweet deals. Silly hats are encouraged! Dress up your cranium in honor of brain health, we’re turning this into a dress run for BrainUp, a brain cancer organization. The more hashers that turn out for this silly adventure assasin trail, the more successful we will be Vintage (used) Hab will be available for donations to BrainUp – if you have anything to donate please do. 100% of hashcash and Hab Fair proceeds will go to BrainUp https://brainup.ngo/

Transit: Chicago Ave. bus (Rt. 66 is closest)
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2609

Sunday, August 30, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Derno’s – 506 W. Diversey Pkwy.
Hare: Brother Incisor
From the hare: Time has continued to move forward!
Event: Brother’s 8th Hashiversary
Transit: Buses 151, 36, 22, 76, 77 get you close. By L, Diversey (Brown Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2608

Sunday, August 23, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Bill Jarvis Migratory Bird Sanctuary – 3400 N. Lake Shore Drive. Meet at the covered picnic shelter (Lakeview Pavilion on Google Maps) near the lake. See map.
Hare: Back Door Bizzle
From the hare:
Event: 
Transit: Sheridan, Belmont or Addison buses are closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon:

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2607

Sunday, August 16, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Pendelton (Hadiya) Park – 4345 S Calumet Ave.
Hare: Steps in Shit
From the hare: Come tour Bronzeville. There will be sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, and little fairies handing out drinks. Or there could be clouds, rain, pitbulls, and an errant drug runner in the park; it’s the Southside.
Trail will take you through some hidden neighborhoods. The ending will be covered if the weather doesn’t cooperate, with a proper bathroom for the harriettes. There will be the usual beer, seltzers, and snacks.
Event: Trial is 3-4 miles with a walkers’ trail. A to wherever the hare gets tired.
Transit: 43rd (Green Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon:

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2606

Sunday, August 9, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: A-to-B from Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hare: One Fuck Chuck
From the hare: We will be grilling up some dogs at the finish
Event: 
Transit: Thorndale and Granville (Red Line) Stations are closest.
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon:

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2605

Sunday, August 2, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Beck’s Chicago – 2201 N. Clybourn Ave.
Hare: Bert’s Special Friend
From the hare:
Event: Birthday
Transit: Armitage (Brown Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2604

Sunday, July 26, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Map Room – 1949 N. Hoyne Ave.
Hare: Cul du Sac Tap
From the hare: Yes, there will likely be cake.
Event: First available Sunday afternoon since finishing the 50 states
Transit: Short walk from Western Blue Line CTA Station, or Ashland/Cortland on the #9 Ashland CTA Bus.
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: Yes

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2603

Sunday, July 19, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Woodlawn Tap – 1172 E. 55th St.
Hares: Lower Wackoff & Just Matt
From the hares:
Event: Just Matt’s Virgin Hareship and potential naming
Transit: Garfield (Green Line) is 1.1 miles west. Metra Electric Line 53rd-54th-55th St. Staion is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon:Yes

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2602 <<< LATE START AT 3:30

Sunday, July 12, 2026 3:30 PM

Venue: A-to-B from Cardinal Wine & Spirits – 4905 N. Lincoln Ave.
Hares: Emotional Support Weiner & Just Vicky
From the hares:Cum get your sweat on and pool on and on-on for this bustling shit turd of a trail. There will be a pool at the on in (size may vary), food to cook out, and beverages to beverage. Expect multiple stops, a funnel to butt chug, and maybe some birthday songs.
Event: 
Transit: Western (Brown Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: Yes. Your bag will be magically transported form A to B.

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2601

Sunday, July 5, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: A-to-B from Tripoli Tap – 1147 W. Armitage Ave.
Hare: Blondie McFucksalot
From the hare: The unanimous Declaration of this hare and the GM of Chicago H3, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to celebrate an item of clothing that unites us all – panties.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all underwear is created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable support, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness
WHAT: The Indapanties Hash; a day dedicated to the celebration of panties. It is your patriotic duty to attend.
BAG CAR: would be appreciated ❤️
WALKERS: Will have a trail!
WHAT TO BRING: First and foremost, your panties – any and all sizes welcomed and appreciated! You could also bring virgins.
Possibilities: Wet T-shirt contest. Even wetter panties.
Event: In-Da-Panties Day
Transit: Armitage (Brown Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: