Melody – Itself
My name is Jack (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
I’m a necrophiliac (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
I fuck dead women (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
And I fill ’em full of jism (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah).
I get frustrated (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
When they’re cremated (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
Cause try as I must (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
I can’t fuck dust!
Notes: This song is sung by the RA with the rest of the circle responding with the portion in parentheses. The final line is often shouted by everyone for emphasis.
Variant: We came up with way too many verses of this one time – sing at your own risk.
My name is Gus
I’m incestuous
I fucked my mother
And buggered my brother
But when they die
I will not cry
Cuz just like Jack
I’m a necrophiliac
My name is Kyle
I’m a pedophile
I fuck little boys
I get ’em with toys
If I have a son
I’ll be much fun
Cause just like Gus
I’m incestuous
My name is Nick
I’m a narcoleptic
I … ZZZZZZZzzzzzz
Notes: Nick is a good way to end the song, just pantomime like you’re falling asleep and start snoring after the second line if the song has gone on for too many verses.
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