Melody – Puff the Magic Dragon
Puff, The Magic Tampon
Lived between her knees,
And frolicked in that awfulness
Of filthy yeast and cheese!
Then one day it happened,
Puffy sprang a leak.
But don’t complain you sleazy bitch,
He’s been in your box all week!
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