Anthrax 2019! (CH3 #2254, 2255, 2256)

The line of ‘Make Anthrax Great Again,’ the phrase, that was mine, I came up with it about a year ago, and I kept using it, and everybody’s using it, they are all loving it. I don’t know, I guess I should copyright it, maybe I have copyrighted it.

There will be trails. These will be, the best trails you’ve ever run, or that anyone has ever run. There will be a ballbuster–the longest ballbuster, an eagle–the most eagle there has been, a turkey–very turkey, so turkey in fact, I’m telling you, and even a walkers trail. I heard there will be walkers. I’m just saying we’re probably going to have walkers. Walkers are “hashers”, just not the best.

Your rego gets you these incredible trails and a fabulous taco buffet. I have a great relationship with tacos and I love Hispanics! There is also an open bar because there will be incredible, out of control, big league hashers that love beer. There will also be some very, very special beer, and frankly, you’re incredibly lucky to have this beer. It was very, very easy for me to get this beer, but I’m telling you, you’re very, very lucky. You’ll also get some fantastic gimmies. Great gimmies. A deadline will be posted when there is a cutoff for personalized gimmies. The pathetic, rude latecomers will not get top gimmies, and those hashers are weak, really.

Registration is open! We will have extraordinary security–the top security, honestly this security is tremendous–to prevent the crooked QCH3 hashers from taking up the staggering amount of phenomenal Chicago hashers ability to rego at the best rate. After I make Chicago First, the rest of the boring kennels can rego.

Rego here!

Who’s Cumming to Anthrax 2019

Rego availability as of 12/9:

$130 – 21 regos available

Where should I stay? We have a block of rooms reserved at the Travelodge at 65 E. Harrison St. Mention “Hash House Harriers” for a discount. A room should be $92 per night. It’s close to the main event venue, but many other choices are available in the downtown (loop) area. Consult your favorite booking website.


What are the event details? Here is the schedule as of today. Expect a few tweaks as the event approaches.

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Wednesday Dec. 11th
7:00 PM – Run with the esteemed Chicago Full Moon HHH at Peacock Liquors – 3056 W. Montrose Ave., hared by Snatchsquatch $8

Thursday Dec. 12th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday HHH at Miska’s Bar – 3205 N. Leavitt St., hared by Hooch Before Cooch & Silent But deadly $10

Friday Dec. 13th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago.

7:00 PM – Anthrax Prelube Trail (~4 miles), hared by Lifa, Glory Hole & friends. A-to-A trail at Redmond’s Ale House – 3358 N. Sheffield Ave. $$$ or $10 walk-up.

8:00 PM to 11:59 PM – Drink hash beer at Redmond’s $$$ or upgrade to a drink package for $20

11:59 PM to Dawn – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 14th
11:00 AM – Check-in and pick up your gimmies at Cactus Bar & Grill 404 S. Wells St.  The nearest L stations are Quincy & Wells and LaSalle & Van Buren (brown/orange/pink lines) and LaSalle (blue line). $$$

Noon – On out for Ball Busters

12:30 – On out for other trails

☞ Ball Buster (9+ miles*), hared by I Eat Dick and Pony Pound Her

☞ Eagle Trail (6~9 miles*), hared by Sandy Syphilis and ILLEGAL Gay Dancer

☞ Turkey Trail (4~6 miles*), hared by Silent But Deadly and Hooch Before Cooch

☞ Walkers Trail (3 miles*), hared by Snatchsquatch

* Distances are approximate “true trail” miles

4:00 PM – Return to Cactus Bar and Circle Up! $$$

5:30 PM – Dinner is served! Devour some tasty tacos from our taco bar. Vegetarian, and (likely) gluten-free options will be available. $$$

6:30 to 10:00 PM – Party and drink the night away $$$

10:01 PM – Wander to any number of drinking venues in the loop area and continue drinking on your own. Recommended: Kasey’s Tavern – 701 S. Dearborn St. and Stocks & Blondes – 40 N. Wells St.

Sunday Dec. 15th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a Bloody Mary on your own.

Noon – Manthrax Hangover Run (runners, walkers) hared by Rusty Grundel & Dr. Cockvorkian.  A-to-A at Roscoe’s – 3356 N. Halsted St. $$$ or $10 walk-up.

2:00 PM – Circle Up! $$$

3:30 PM – Lunch is served. $$$

6:00 PM – Swing Low and GTFO until Anthrax 2020!

Power of the Pussy XIX

Friday, July 26 – Sunday, July 28


ONLINE REGISTRATION
WHO’s CUMMING
 

It’s that time of year again!!!! It’s the annual Power of the Pussy, where the Harriettes of Chicago take over to provide you a memorable weekend of hashing. This year the ladies will be taking you back a few geological eras to a time when dinosaurs roamed the hash trails: Welcome to Jurassic PoP!.

What does your rego get you?
3 days of:
– Beer!
– Many trails
– Beer!
– A carnival
– Food
– Cider options
– Costume contest
– Super awesome gimmie’s
– Games
– The company of some really awesome ladies
– Malört
– Speedo contest
– Jeff Goldblum
– More beer
– Possible appearance of Menstrual Casserole
– A hangover
– Maybe we’ll bring back the dunk tank

So save the date and join us as we explore the three epochs of the Jurassic Period!

Friday July 26th 6:15 PM – Pre-Prelube Run

Venue: Redmond’s Ale House – 3358 N. Sheffield Ave. (Map)
Hares: Soul Taco & Silent But Deadly
What is this?: Getting into town early and in need something to do?  Just show up at Redmond’s for a VERY short trail and an incredibly short circle! The trail will be A-to-B  and will deposit you at the starting point for the Triassic Carnival Prelube. You may leave your bag at Redmond’s during the run. We will be returning there following the Carnival.
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego

Friday July 26th 7:00 PM – Triassic Carnival Prelube

The PoP committee is pleased to announce that it will once again be putting on the Triassic Carnival!!

Join us on Pangaea (The Totem Pole on 3510 N Recreation Dr.) for games, prizes and drinks provided by our amazing PoP committee. After the fun we will head back to the possible extinction event that is Redmond’s Ale House for more drinks*. Good luck surviving the night!

*Drinks includes beer (and cider for special people). There is also a $20 wristband deal that provides you with 4 hours of well drinks.

Venue: Kwanusila Totem Pole – 3510 N. Recreation Drive along the lakefront trail (Map)
On-After: Redmond’s Ale House – 3358 N. Sheffield Ave. (Map)
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego ($15 walk-up)

Saturday, July 27th 2:00 PM – Jurassic PoP Main Event (Run #2231)

Hold onto your butts because the clever girls of Chicago H3 are taking over again and this year’s theme is Jurassic PoP!

Our dino-hares will offer a tour of Jurassic/Lincoln Park with T-Rex, Raptor and Moss trail options, all of which will end with beer. After trail, join us back at McGee’s Tavern for food, drinks and a circle led by the biggest man-eater of them all – TDK! Circle will include a costume contest so dig up your best dinosaur costume.

Should you survive the day, feel free to stay and enjoy McGee’s karaoke night or go check out the nightlife of Chicago!

Rego covers beer/cider and orange food on trail, 4 hours of all you can drink beer and cider at the bar, food provided by McGee’s (vegetarian options available), a super awesome gimmie and entertainment. Walk-up’s $59

Thanks for cumming to Jurassic PoP!

Venue: McGee’s Tavern & Grille – 950 W. Webster Ave. (Map)
Hares: The Amazing Ladies of CH3
Walk-Up Price: Included in your weekend rego ($49 walk-up)

Sunday, July 28th 1:00 PM – PoP Hangover: Extinction (Run #2232)

You (maybe) survived the Triassic and Jurassic periods so join us for PoP Hangover!

Show up at noon at 901 W. Madison, where Bi-Hole Her has kindly offered up her party room for us to hopefully not destroy. There will be BEER, there will be FOOD, at some point there will be a TRAIL*. Circle will be run by IED and will include a SPEEDO CONTEST, which may have a slight theme twist this year so check back for deets on that and whatever else we come up with.

The dinosaurs went extinct and so will you when Bi-Hole Her says GTFO (at which point go home or head to any of many bars or restaurants in the area!)

*Chicago hangover trails can be on the long side, but we have 4 hares this year so we’ll see.

Location: 901 W. Madison St. (Map)
Hares: Prickly Puss, The Dark Kunt, Soul Taco & Silent But deadly
Walk-Up Price: Included in your weekend rego ($15 walk-up)

What does it cost and how do I register?

Registration is simple:

  1. Go fill out the ONLINE REGISTRATION.
  2. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.

Pricing

First 20 Regos (for all 3 days) $69
After 20 Regos (for all 3 days) $79
Friday Prelube Only $15
Saturday Main Event Only $49
Sunday Hangover Only $15

Where can I stay?

If you need crash space, please contact  Silent But Deadly and she’ll help you find a place to stay.

Anthrax 2018!

Chicago Hash House Harriers Runs 2195, 2196 & 2197

Friday, December 14, 2018 through Sunday, December 16, 2018

Welcome to CH3’s 16th annual celebration of our 2002 anthrax scare! It’s also the largest annual hashing event in Chicago, this year featuring up to 200 bad decision-makers just like you.


How do I sign up?: Take a look at the tiered pricing structure below, then click on the REGO HERE link and follow the directions. Please rego by Nov. 26th to receive customized goodies.

Pricing tiers are as follows:

1-40:  $69
41-69:  $79
70-99:  $89
100-120:  $99
121-139:  $109
140-169:  $119
170-200:  $129
Anthrax 2018 is Nearly sold out! If you are sill seeking a rego, please monitor our Facebook group for others selling their regos.

REGO HERE!


Where should I stay? For out-of-town visitors we have reserved a block of 9 rooms for 2 nights (14th to 16th) at the Travelodge. The rate is $89.10 + tax per room, per night. Call 800-578-7878 to book. Use itinerary number 5136B65410048 or use the name Peter Waters.

Address: 65 East Harrison, Chicago, IL 60605
Phone: (312) 427-8000

This is smack dab in downtown so there are a plethora of touristy sites to see.

Any issues with the hotel, please inform Gay Dancer and he will work to sort it out.


What are the event details? Here is the schedule as of today. Expect a few tweaks as the event approaches.

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Thursday Dec. 13th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday HHH at Lotties Pub – 1925 W. Cortland St., hared by Hooch Before Cooch & Silent But deadly $10

Friday Dec. 14th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago.

7:00 PM – Anthrax Prelube Trail (runners), hared by Lifa and Bert’s Special Friend. A-to-A at Redmond’s Ale House – 3358 N. Sheffield Ave. $$$ or $10 walk-up.

8:00 PM to 11:59 PM – Drink hash beer at Redmond’s $$$ or upgrade to a drink package for $20

11:59 PM to Dawn – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 15th
12:00 PM – Check-in and pick up your goodies at our party venue (2635 S. Wabash Ave.) The nearest L station is Cermak-McCormick Place on the green line, which is 1/2 mile away. The State St. bus (#29) will get you closer. $$$

1:00 PM to 1:30 PM – Chalk talk and on-out for main event runs: $$$

☞ Ball Buster (9+ miles*), hared by Silent but Deadly and Meat Inside Her

☞ Eagle Trail (6~9 miles*), hared by I Eat Dick and Feather

☞ Turkey Trail (4~6 miles*), hared by Furry Spice and Choke & Stroke

☞ Walkers Trail (3 miles*), hared by Snatchsquatch

* Distances are approximate “true trail” miles

4:00 PM – Back to the venue for a post-trail beer or 10. $$$

5:00 PM – Dinner is served! Meal voucher will get you some delicious food from our selected food trucks $$$This year we welcome back Hot Dog Fiend and Cheesies. We also plan to add Piko Street for your Asian-inspired taco needs.

Vegetarian, and (likely) gluten-free options will be available. Menu items may differ from the websites.

6:00 PM – Circle Up! $$$

7:00 to 10:00 PM – Party and drink the night away $$$

10:01 PM – Wander to the nearby South Loop neighborhood and continue drinking on your own.

Sunday Dec. 16th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a bloody Mary on your own.

Noon – Manthrax Hangover Run (runners, walkers) hared by Rusty Grundel & Dr. Cockvorkian.  A-to-A at Roscoe’s – 3356 N. Halsted St. $$$ or $10 walk-up.

2:00 PM – Circle Up! $$$

3:30 PM – Lunch is served. $$$

6:00 PM – Swing Low and GTFO until Anthrax 2019!

Power of the Pussy XVIII

Friday, July 27 – Sunday, July 29


ONLINE REGISTRATION
WHO’s CUMMING
It’s time once again for our annual “Power of the Pussy” celebration as everyone’s favorite group of harriettes takes the reins and plan a truly memorable weekend for everyone.

The theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “PoP Under the Sea” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies dive deeeeeeep, and I mean DEEEP into the sea filled with trails, mermaids, booze, crabs, food, starfish and booze (and maybe even a Moby Dick or two). A trip under the sea wouldn’t be cumplete without flippers, sea shell bras, diving helmets and even a sponge that lives in a pineapple, so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

Your rego gets you plenty of cold beer {and wine} during and after trail, delicious food at the on-in, an exclusive giveaway (provided you rego early enough) and a spectacular shitty trail through the finest city in the world. If you rego for the entire weekend you’ll get access to Friday night’s “The Hash Aquatic Pre-Lube” as well as Sunday’s “Shipwrecked Hangover.” Not only that, but you’ll have a collection of the coolest harriettes you’ll ever meet showing you a good time.

Tank tops {were} available for $15.

Rego is $69 Weekend/$55 Main Event Only. Waiting until America’s Birthday? It’ll cost you $80/$65. If you show up the day of and try to pay, it’ll cost you a whopping $90/$75. Power of the Pussy is worth it at any price, but don’t say the ladies didn’t warn you about the price increases. Be smart, rego early.

Friday July 27th 7:00 PM – The Hash Aquatic Carnival

Back by PoPular demand, PoP Under the Sea will kickoff with The Hash Aquatic Carnival! You will have the chance to visit the deepest, darkest depths of the sea to play {drinking} games for prizes! We’ll also have space inside the bar to mix & mingle {aka drink & ignore each other}. The carnival, as well as access to pitchers once back at the bar, is included in the Weekend Rego. Walk ups $5. {note: the bar also has a $20 AYCD deal you can purchase on your own if you’re lookin to get really lubed}

Meet us at the Totem Pole (3510 N Recreation Dr, Chicago, IL 60657) to visit each of the Seven Seas to try your fin at carnival-style drinking games and see what kind of booty you can score. This is not a trail. It’s drinking games. It’s fun. And boozy.  After we’ve finished all the booze, we’ll head to Redmond’s for $5 pitchers (hash provided!) or $20 AYCD (on your own).

Venue: Totem Pole – 3510 N Recreation Drive. (Map)
On-After: Redmond’s Ale House – 3358 N Sheffield Ave. (Map)
Hash Cash: $5

Saturday, July 28th 2:00 PM – Power of the Pussy XVIII (Run #2173)

Dress up and dive in! It’s PoP Under the Sea! There will be long and short trails for your racist pleasures, and of course there will be some clever beverage stops along the way. Afterwards, prepare yourself for a circle like you’ve never experienced before. And food? Absolutely! You won’t go away hungry or sober.

Venue: The Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave. (Map)
Hares: The Amazing Ladies of CH3
Walk-Up Price: $75

Sunday, July 29th Noon – Shipwrecked Hangover

As is tradition, PoP Hangover will leave you wrecked. Shipwrecked to be specific. You will not find yourself asking, “but why is all the rum gone?” because there will be plentyyyyy of booze, food and trail hared by Meat Inside Her. Oh yeah, and a really, reallllyyyyy reallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy long second circle.

To keep the ladies entertained, anyone identifying as a male is invited to participate in the speedo contest. PoP Committee will judge, hard, and whoever wins can take home the Mr. PoP 2018 crown. Or sash. Whatever. But really, it doesn’t take much to get the boys of CH3 in a speedo, so this is just your official invite.

BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL. We will not have a vessel for you if you do not bring your own. We’re trying to save the earth and also don’t want to pick up after yo trashy ass that leaves four half empty solo cups around the house.

This is included in your Weekend Rego, walk ups are $10.

Location: The Soul Cooch Taco Stand – 1353 N. Noble St.
Hare: Meat Inside Her
Walk-Up Price: $10

What does it cost and how do I register?

Registration is simple:

  1. Go fill out the ONLINE REGISTRATION.
  2. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.

Pricing (for all 3 days)

Until July 4th $69
Until July 26th $80
Walk-Up $90

Where can I stay?

If you need crash space, please contact Menstrual Casserole and she’ll make sure that you have a place to crash.

Memorial Day 2018!

Friday, May 25 – Monday, May 28

ONLINE REGISTRATION
WHO’s CUMMING
 

Kick off the Chicago summer in style with our annual Memorial Day Hash celebration.  Join us for the whole weekend and get access to three trails over the course of the long weekend, or you can rego for just the main event on Sunday. No matter which option you choose, you’ll get trails and circles complete with food and beverages, as well as two summer-themed giveaways, and all the awesome extra shenanigans that go along with hashing in Chicago.

Here is what we have planned:

Friday, May 25th 7:00 PM – Pub Crawl

You’ll have the opportunity to sample some of Chicago’s tasty brews as we move from brewery to brewery to bar to bar.

We start at Ricochet’s (4644 N. Lincoln Ave. Map), which is just steps away from Western Ave. station on the CTA Brown Line. Around 8 pm, we’ll move to Cardinal Wine & Spirits (4905 N. Lincoln Ave. Map). Then it’s on to The Atlantic Bar & Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Ave. Map). If we’re still standing, we’ll cruise up the street to Lincoln Karaoke (5526 N. Lincoln Ave. Map).

If you just can’t wait until 7 pm to get your beer on, pre-lubing the pre-lube will take place at Half Acre Beer Company (4257 N. Lincoln Ave. Map). Use Montrose Station on the Brown Line to get there.

The whole prelube will be a pay-as-you-go event and is not included in your weekend rego.

Saturday, May 26th 2:00 PM – Prelube Run #2159

A nice little run to carry you over from the Friday pub crawl to the main event on Sunday. Our hare Snatchsquatch is bound to omit the “nice” and “little” part, but you’ll enjoy ample beer and food afterwards to make up for it.

Hare: Snatchsquatch
Location: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston Ave. Map
Hash Cash: Included in weekend rego ($15 for walk-ups)

Sunday, May 27th Noon – Memorial Day Run #2160

The big event! We’ll be meeting up at our rented pavilion in Catherine Chevalier Woods, which is easy to access by public transit.   After checking in and collecting your gimmes, you’ll enjoy a trail through the woods hared by former GM Dr. Cockvorkian, followed by an amazing barbecue managed under the golden spatula of Feather. Rounding out the afternoon will be our CH3 circle, which of course won’t be as good as the circle at your home kennel in Bumfuck West Dakota. Ask us if we care.

To add variety to our luncheon spread, we are asking folks to consider bringing a side dish to share with your fellow hashers. In turn, we’ll give you $5 in cold cash for your efforts.

Hare: Dr. Cockvorkian
Location: Catherine Chevalier Woods, near East River Rd. & Bryn Mawr Ave. Map
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego ($60 for walk-ups)

Monday, May 28th Noon – Hangover Run #2161

Have you foofed before? Whether you have or haven’t you’ll enjoy an afternoon on the “foof deck” at It’s Too Soft’s building in Lincoln Park. Yes there will be a trail of some sort, followed by more grilling, drinking, circle and general shenanigans likely involving water.

Hares: It’s Too Soft & Palmolive Those Dicks
Location: 933 W. Wolfram St. Map
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego ($15 for walk-ups)

Four days is not enough. I need MORE HASHING!

If you have a couple of extra days to spend in Chicago, you can run with these esteemed clubs:

  • Thirstday HHH on Thursday night 5/24 at 7:00 PM.
  • Chicago Full Moon HHH on Tuesday night 5/29 at 7:00 PM.
  • Chicago Whiskey Wednesday HHH on Wednesday night 5/30 at 7:00 PM.

Check their websites or Facebook group pages for info.

What does it cost and how do I register?

Registration is simple:

  1. Go fill out the ONLINE REGISTRATION.
  2. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.
 

PRICING

 

Weekend Price Main Event Only
Regos 1-25 $50 $40
Regos 26-50 $60 $50
Walk-Up Price $70 $60
Saturday & Monday Walk-Up (each) $15

Where can I stay?

If you need crash space, please contact da GM and we’ll make sure that you have a place to crash.

Anthrax 2017!

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #s 2134, 2135 & 2136

Friday, December 15, 2017 through Sunday, December 17, 2017

Welcome to CH3’s 15th annual celebration of our 2002 anthrax scare! It’s also the largest annual hashing event in Chicago, this year featuring up to 200 wonderful hashers just like you.


How do I sign up?: Take a look at the pricing structure below and click on the REGO HERE link. Please rego by Nov. 27th to receive customized goodies with your hash name on them.

Pricing tiers as follows:

1-30: $69
31-60: $80
61-90: $90

91-120: $100
121-150: $110
151 – 180: $120

181 – 200: $130
Walk-up Price: You don’t wanna know

REGO HERE: https://www.chicagohash.com/anthrax/index.php


Where should I stay? For out-of-town visitors we have a reserved block of rooms at the Travelodge.

Address: 65 East Harrison, Chicago, IL 60605
Phone: (312) 427-8000
Flat Rate for rooms is $95 with block code: CGHASH

This is smack dab in downtown so there are a plethora of touristy sites to see.

Any issues with the hotel, please inform Dr. Cockvorkian and he will work to sort it out.


What are the event details? Here is the schedule as of today. Expect a few tweaks as the event approaches.

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Thursday Dec. 14th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday HHH. A-to-A Trail at O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston Ave. $8

Friday Dec. 15th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago.

7:00 PM – Anthrax Prelube Trail (runners). A-to-A at Duffy’s Tavern and Grille – 420 W. Diversey Pkwy. $$$ ($8 walk-up)

8:00 PM to 11:59 PM – Drink deal at Duffy’s Tavern and Grille – 420 W. Diversey Pkwy. $20

11:59 PM – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 16th
11:00 AM – Check-in and pick up your goodies at our main venue at 1821 W. Hubbard St. $$$

12:00 PM – Beer will flow! $$$

1:00 PM to 1:30 PM – Chalk talk and on-out for main event runs (ball buster, long, short, walkers) A-to-A. $$$

4:00 PM – Back to the venue for a post-trail beer or 10. $$$

5:00 PM – Dinner is served. (Meal Voucher will get you Hot Dog Fiend’s tasty weiners, Cheesie’s quality grilled cheese, or Mr. Quiles tacos/burritos ) $$$

5:45 PM – Circle Up! $$$

7:00 to 11:00 PM – Party and drink the night away $$$

11:01 PM – Wander to the nearby West Loop neighborhood and continue drinking on your own.

Sunday Dec. 17th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a bloody Mary on your own.

Noon – Hangover run (runners, walkers) A-to-A trails at Roscoe’s – 3356 N. Halsted St. $$$ ($10 walk-up)

2:00 PM – Circle Up! $$$

3:30 PM – Lunch is served. $$$

6:00 PM – Swing Low and GTFO until Anthrax 2019!

Monday Dec. 18th
7:00 PM – Still around? Then you won’t want to miss the First Crack of the Moon Hash. A-to-B trail featuring Christmas light displays starting at The Drinking Bird – 2201 N. Clybourn Ave. $5

CH3 #2109 – PoP XVII

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run No. 2109

Saturday, July 22, 2017, 2 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston Ave.
Hash Cash: $75 All Weekend. $65 Main Event Only

Event: Power of the Pussy 17

The theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “PoP in SpAaaaAAAaAace” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies launch pussy into a galaxy far, far away (you know, the one in the Delta Quadrant) filled with trails, wookies, booze, trekkies, food, aliens and booze. A trip to Space wouldn’t be cumplete without moon boots, space suits, Starfleet-issued threads and Stormtrooper armor, so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

New this year, we’re also introducing Miss(ter) PoP. The boys of the hash will have the opportunity to prove themselves to the harriettes of the hash all weekend in exchange for points {beads, probably beads}. There will also be a pageant-style competition with different categories throughout the weekend for you to compete in, such as Talent, Style, Q&A and Overall. So “gentlemen,” gird your loins and prepare to woo us. More details to cum.

Your rego gets you plenty of cold beer {and wine} during and after trail, delicious food at the on-in, an exclusive giveaway (provided you rego early enough) and a spectacular shitty trail through the finest city in the world. If you rego for the entire weekend you’ll get access to Friday night’s “Space Spectacular! Mission to Pre-Lube” as well as Sunday’s “Out of This World Hangover” {featuring homebrew kegs from our very own hashers}. Not only that, but you’ll have a collection of the coolest harriettes you’ll ever meet showing you a good time.

Tank tops will be available {soon!} for an additional cost.

Rego is $75 Weekend/$65 Main Event Only. Waiting until America’s Birthday? It’ll cost you $85/$75. If you show up the day of and try to pay, it’ll cost you a whopping $98/$85. Power of the Pussy is worth it at any price, but don’t say the ladies didn’t warn you about the price increases. Be smart, rego early.

Rego Here for the main event or for the whole PoP weekend.

Who’s Cumming? Well, these people…and you!

The Cock Whisperer – Chicago H3
Silent But Deadly – Chicago/Agana
Dr. Cockvorkian – Chicago H3
Stiffy for Stiffies – Your Mom H3
Dewey Sexual System – Big Hump H3
Salty Gash – Chicago H3
2:19 – The Biggest Hump H3
Snatchsquatch – Chicago H3
Two Girls, One Cupcake – Chicago H3
Menstrual Casserole – Chicago Thirstday H3
Gay Dancer – Chicago Thirstday H3
I Eat Dick – Chicago Thirstday H3
Free Mustache Rides – Big Hump H3
Hooch B4 Cooch – Chicago Thirstday H3
Let Me Blow – Chicago H3
Rusty Grundél – Chicago H3
Fetus Envy – Chicago H3
USS Cum On My Face – Chicago H3
Soul Taco – Chicago H3
Tub Dumping – Chicago H3
Lifa – Chicago H3
The Dark Kunt – Chicago Thirstday H3
James Bondage – QCH3 Dirty Pirates
NFN Ariyl – QCH3 Dirty Pirates
R2-DoMe – Chicago H3
Steel Magnolia – Chicago Thirstday H3
O’Shitty Runch – Chicago H3
Foamy Discharge – Thirstday H3
Cums On All Bases – Chicago H3
Little Trojan Annie – TH3/Wang2Mouth H3
WJew-40 – Thrstday H3/Wang2Mouth H3
Placentahontas – FUCH3
E = I’m A Douche – Eager 4 Beaver H3

And here is a map to O’Donnell’s:

CH3 #2100

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2100
Monday, May 29, 2017, 12PM

Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W Wolfram
Hares: Gay Dancer & It’s Too Soft
Hash Cash: $15

From da Hares: Go around back and up the stairs to the roofdeck when you arrive. Expect to gorge yourself on the finest meats and cheeses in all of the land as It’s Too Soft prepares a delicious spread for your enjoyment.
From da GM: We close out our Memorial Day weekend celebration with CH3 #2100 – hard to believe that the hash has lasted this long. Note the early start time so that visitors who have to get out of Dodge can stop in and say hello or maybe even enjoy trail before they have to disappear.

CH3 #2099

Our next run: Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2099
Sunday, May 28, 2017, 12PM

Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods Picnic Grove #3 – Approx. 5525 N East River Rd
Hares: Lifa & Unnamed Co-conspirators
Hash Cash: $75

From da GM: This is the Memorial Day Main Event – please note the early meeting time because we only have the picnic grove until nightfall. After that we’ll re-group at Northwood Lounge (5342 N Cumberland) for the on-after.