Power of the Pussy XIX

Friday, July 26 – Sunday, July 28


ONLINE REGISTRATION
WHO’s CUMMING
 

It’s that time of year again!!!! It’s the annual Power of the Pussy, where the Harriettes of Chicago take over to provide you a memorable weekend of hashing. This year the ladies will be taking you back a few geological eras to a time when dinosaurs roamed the hash trails: Welcome to Jurassic PoP!.

What does your rego get you?
3 days of:
– Beer!
– Many trails
– Beer!
– A carnival
– Food
– Cider options
– Costume contest
– Super awesome gimmie’s
– Games
– The company of some really awesome ladies
– Malört
– Speedo contest
– Jeff Goldblum
– More beer
– Possible appearance of Menstrual Casserole
– A hangover
– Maybe we’ll bring back the dunk tank

So save the date and join us as we explore the three epochs of the Jurassic Period!

Friday July 26th 6:15 PM – Pre-Prelube Run

Venue: Redmond’s Ale House – 3358 N. Sheffield Ave. (Map)
Hares: Soul Taco & Silent But Deadly
What is this?: Getting into town early and in need something to do?  Just show up at Redmond’s for a VERY short trail and an incredibly short circle! The trail will be A-to-B  and will deposit you at the starting point for the Triassic Carnival Prelube. You may leave your bag at Redmond’s during the run. We will be returning there following the Carnival.
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego

Friday July 26th 7:00 PM – Triassic Carnival Prelube

The PoP committee is pleased to announce that it will once again be putting on the Triassic Carnival!!

Join us on Pangaea (The Totem Pole on 3510 N Recreation Dr.) for games, prizes and drinks provided by our amazing PoP committee. After the fun we will head back to the possible extinction event that is Redmond’s Ale House for more drinks*. Good luck surviving the night!

*Drinks includes beer (and cider for special people). There is also a $20 wristband deal that provides you with 4 hours of well drinks.

Venue: Kwanusila Totem Pole – 3510 N. Recreation Drive along the lakefront trail (Map)
On-After: Redmond’s Ale House – 3358 N. Sheffield Ave. (Map)
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego ($15 walk-up)

Saturday, July 27th 2:00 PM – Jurassic PoP Main Event (Run #2231)

Hold onto your butts because the clever girls of Chicago H3 are taking over again and this year’s theme is Jurassic PoP!

Our dino-hares will offer a tour of Jurassic/Lincoln Park with T-Rex, Raptor and Moss trail options, all of which will end with beer. After trail, join us back at McGee’s Tavern for food, drinks and a circle led by the biggest man-eater of them all – TDK! Circle will include a costume contest so dig up your best dinosaur costume.

Should you survive the day, feel free to stay and enjoy McGee’s karaoke night or go check out the nightlife of Chicago!

Rego covers beer/cider and orange food on trail, 4 hours of all you can drink beer and cider at the bar, food provided by McGee’s (vegetarian options available), a super awesome gimmie and entertainment. Walk-up’s $59

Thanks for cumming to Jurassic PoP!

Venue: McGee’s Tavern & Grille – 950 W. Webster Ave. (Map)
Hares: The Amazing Ladies of CH3
Walk-Up Price: Included in your weekend rego ($49 walk-up)

Sunday, July 28th 1:00 PM – PoP Hangover: Extinction (Run #2232)

You (maybe) survived the Triassic and Jurassic periods so join us for PoP Hangover!

Show up at noon at 901 W. Madison, where Bi-Hole Her has kindly offered up her party room for us to hopefully not destroy. There will be BEER, there will be FOOD, at some point there will be a TRAIL*. Circle will be run by IED and will include a SPEEDO CONTEST, which may have a slight theme twist this year so check back for deets on that and whatever else we come up with.

The dinosaurs went extinct and so will you when Bi-Hole Her says GTFO (at which point go home or head to any of many bars or restaurants in the area!)

*Chicago hangover trails can be on the long side, but we have 4 hares this year so we’ll see.

Location: 901 W. Madison St. (Map)
Hares: Prickly Puss, The Dark Kunt, Soul Taco & Silent But deadly
Walk-Up Price: Included in your weekend rego ($15 walk-up)

What does it cost and how do I register?

Registration is simple:

  1. Go fill out the ONLINE REGISTRATION.
  2. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.

Pricing

First 20 Regos (for all 3 days) $69
After 20 Regos (for all 3 days) $79
Friday Prelube Only $15
Saturday Main Event Only $49
Sunday Hangover Only $15

Where can I stay?

If you need crash space, please contact  Silent But Deadly and she’ll help you find a place to stay.

Power of the Pussy XVIII

Friday, July 27 – Sunday, July 29


ONLINE REGISTRATION
WHO’s CUMMING
It’s time once again for our annual “Power of the Pussy” celebration as everyone’s favorite group of harriettes takes the reins and plan a truly memorable weekend for everyone.

The theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “PoP Under the Sea” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies dive deeeeeeep, and I mean DEEEP into the sea filled with trails, mermaids, booze, crabs, food, starfish and booze (and maybe even a Moby Dick or two). A trip under the sea wouldn’t be cumplete without flippers, sea shell bras, diving helmets and even a sponge that lives in a pineapple, so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

Your rego gets you plenty of cold beer {and wine} during and after trail, delicious food at the on-in, an exclusive giveaway (provided you rego early enough) and a spectacular shitty trail through the finest city in the world. If you rego for the entire weekend you’ll get access to Friday night’s “The Hash Aquatic Pre-Lube” as well as Sunday’s “Shipwrecked Hangover.” Not only that, but you’ll have a collection of the coolest harriettes you’ll ever meet showing you a good time.

Tank tops {were} available for $15.

Rego is $69 Weekend/$55 Main Event Only. Waiting until America’s Birthday? It’ll cost you $80/$65. If you show up the day of and try to pay, it’ll cost you a whopping $90/$75. Power of the Pussy is worth it at any price, but don’t say the ladies didn’t warn you about the price increases. Be smart, rego early.

Friday July 27th 7:00 PM – The Hash Aquatic Carnival

Back by PoPular demand, PoP Under the Sea will kickoff with The Hash Aquatic Carnival! You will have the chance to visit the deepest, darkest depths of the sea to play {drinking} games for prizes! We’ll also have space inside the bar to mix & mingle {aka drink & ignore each other}. The carnival, as well as access to pitchers once back at the bar, is included in the Weekend Rego. Walk ups $5. {note: the bar also has a $20 AYCD deal you can purchase on your own if you’re lookin to get really lubed}

Meet us at the Totem Pole (3510 N Recreation Dr, Chicago, IL 60657) to visit each of the Seven Seas to try your fin at carnival-style drinking games and see what kind of booty you can score. This is not a trail. It’s drinking games. It’s fun. And boozy.  After we’ve finished all the booze, we’ll head to Redmond’s for $5 pitchers (hash provided!) or $20 AYCD (on your own).

Venue: Totem Pole – 3510 N Recreation Drive. (Map)
On-After: Redmond’s Ale House – 3358 N Sheffield Ave. (Map)
Hash Cash: $5

Saturday, July 28th 2:00 PM – Power of the Pussy XVIII (Run #2173)

Dress up and dive in! It’s PoP Under the Sea! There will be long and short trails for your racist pleasures, and of course there will be some clever beverage stops along the way. Afterwards, prepare yourself for a circle like you’ve never experienced before. And food? Absolutely! You won’t go away hungry or sober.

Venue: The Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave. (Map)
Hares: The Amazing Ladies of CH3
Walk-Up Price: $75

Sunday, July 29th Noon – Shipwrecked Hangover

As is tradition, PoP Hangover will leave you wrecked. Shipwrecked to be specific. You will not find yourself asking, “but why is all the rum gone?” because there will be plentyyyyy of booze, food and trail hared by Meat Inside Her. Oh yeah, and a really, reallllyyyyy reallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy long second circle.

To keep the ladies entertained, anyone identifying as a male is invited to participate in the speedo contest. PoP Committee will judge, hard, and whoever wins can take home the Mr. PoP 2018 crown. Or sash. Whatever. But really, it doesn’t take much to get the boys of CH3 in a speedo, so this is just your official invite.

BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL. We will not have a vessel for you if you do not bring your own. We’re trying to save the earth and also don’t want to pick up after yo trashy ass that leaves four half empty solo cups around the house.

This is included in your Weekend Rego, walk ups are $10.

Location: The Soul Cooch Taco Stand – 1353 N. Noble St.
Hare: Meat Inside Her
Walk-Up Price: $10

What does it cost and how do I register?

Registration is simple:

  1. Go fill out the ONLINE REGISTRATION.
  2. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.

Pricing (for all 3 days)

Until July 4th $69
Until July 26th $80
Walk-Up $90

Where can I stay?

If you need crash space, please contact Menstrual Casserole and she’ll make sure that you have a place to crash.

CH3 #2109 – PoP XVII

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run No. 2109

Saturday, July 22, 2017, 2 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston Ave.
Hash Cash: $75 All Weekend. $65 Main Event Only

Event: Power of the Pussy 17

The theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “PoP in SpAaaaAAAaAace” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies launch pussy into a galaxy far, far away (you know, the one in the Delta Quadrant) filled with trails, wookies, booze, trekkies, food, aliens and booze. A trip to Space wouldn’t be cumplete without moon boots, space suits, Starfleet-issued threads and Stormtrooper armor, so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

New this year, we’re also introducing Miss(ter) PoP. The boys of the hash will have the opportunity to prove themselves to the harriettes of the hash all weekend in exchange for points {beads, probably beads}. There will also be a pageant-style competition with different categories throughout the weekend for you to compete in, such as Talent, Style, Q&A and Overall. So “gentlemen,” gird your loins and prepare to woo us. More details to cum.

Your rego gets you plenty of cold beer {and wine} during and after trail, delicious food at the on-in, an exclusive giveaway (provided you rego early enough) and a spectacular shitty trail through the finest city in the world. If you rego for the entire weekend you’ll get access to Friday night’s “Space Spectacular! Mission to Pre-Lube” as well as Sunday’s “Out of This World Hangover” {featuring homebrew kegs from our very own hashers}. Not only that, but you’ll have a collection of the coolest harriettes you’ll ever meet showing you a good time.

Tank tops will be available {soon!} for an additional cost.

Rego is $75 Weekend/$65 Main Event Only. Waiting until America’s Birthday? It’ll cost you $85/$75. If you show up the day of and try to pay, it’ll cost you a whopping $98/$85. Power of the Pussy is worth it at any price, but don’t say the ladies didn’t warn you about the price increases. Be smart, rego early.

Rego Here for the main event or for the whole PoP weekend.

Who’s Cumming? Well, these people…and you!

The Cock Whisperer – Chicago H3
Silent But Deadly – Chicago/Agana
Dr. Cockvorkian – Chicago H3
Stiffy for Stiffies – Your Mom H3
Dewey Sexual System – Big Hump H3
Salty Gash – Chicago H3
2:19 – The Biggest Hump H3
Snatchsquatch – Chicago H3
Two Girls, One Cupcake – Chicago H3
Menstrual Casserole – Chicago Thirstday H3
Gay Dancer – Chicago Thirstday H3
I Eat Dick – Chicago Thirstday H3
Free Mustache Rides – Big Hump H3
Hooch B4 Cooch – Chicago Thirstday H3
Let Me Blow – Chicago H3
Rusty Grundél – Chicago H3
Fetus Envy – Chicago H3
USS Cum On My Face – Chicago H3
Soul Taco – Chicago H3
Tub Dumping – Chicago H3
Lifa – Chicago H3
The Dark Kunt – Chicago Thirstday H3
James Bondage – QCH3 Dirty Pirates
NFN Ariyl – QCH3 Dirty Pirates
R2-DoMe – Chicago H3
Steel Magnolia – Chicago Thirstday H3
O’Shitty Runch – Chicago H3
Foamy Discharge – Thirstday H3
Cums On All Bases – Chicago H3
Little Trojan Annie – TH3/Wang2Mouth H3
WJew-40 – Thrstday H3/Wang2Mouth H3
Placentahontas – FUCH3
E = I’m A Douche – Eager 4 Beaver H3

And here is a map to O’Donnell’s:

CH3 #2049

Chicago HHH #2049 – Sunday 8/7 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Soul Deck – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Now that the cherry has been popped, ain’t nobody got time for a baby. Head (who said head?) over to the Soul Deck for a Plan B Hangover cumplete with a walking only trail, Home Brew/Cocktail Contest, probably more strippy cup and of course, cuddle puddle. This trail is included in your Weekend Rego, walk ups are $8.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello & Belmont.

CH3 #2048

Chicago HHH #2048 – Saturday 8/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Will’s Northwood – 3030 N. Racine
Hash Cash: $65

From da Hares: In celebration of it being 16 years old, the theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “Cherry POP: Super Sweet Sixteen” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies try to remember a time when they were looking forward to high school dances and losing their virginity underneath the bleachers to the varsity quarterback. Super Sweet Sixteen wouldn’t be cumplete without fancy dresses, tiaras and red carpets (but does it match the drapes?) so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Racine and Nelson. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at Belmont and transfer to the 77 Belmont bus going east. Take that one over to Racine and then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Racine and Nelson – there is parking in the neighborhood west of Racine, parking east is zoned, however..

POP XVI – Pre-Lube

Power of the Pussy XVI – Beer Journey Pre-Lube – Friday 8/5 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Celtic Crown – 4301 N Western
Hash Cash: Pay as you Go

From da Hares: Amazing Race meets Beer Olympics. We start at Celtic Crown where you are split into teams and given clues to various locations in the area. At these locations, your team must complete a task (drinking related, duh) before you earn your tag and can move on. You may complete these in any order. After the last clue, we’ll end back at the bar where a winner will be declared and given a prize.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western. Hoof it south on Western down to Cullom and the bar (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 49 Western bus going north. Exit the bus at Cullom and the bar is on the corner (Approx. 25 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Cullom and Western.

Cherry POP (Power of the Pussy XVI)

Power of the Pussy turns 16 years old! That’s right, she’s finally legal boys (well, not in Illinois). It’s time once again for our annual “Power of the Pussy” celebration as everyone’s favorite group of harriettes takes the reins and plan a truly memorable weekend for everyone.

In celebration of it being 16 years old, the theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “Cherry POP: Super Sweet Sixteen” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies try to remember a time when they were looking forward to high school dances and losing their virginity underneath the bleachers to the varsity quarterback. Super Sweet Sixteen wouldn’t be cumplete without fancy dresses, tiaras and red carpets (but does it match the drapes?) so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

Your rego gets you plenty of cold beer before during and after trail, delicious food at the on-in, an exclusive giveaway (provided you rego early enough) and a spectacular shitty trail through the finest city in the world. If you rego for the entire weekend you’ll get access to Friday night’s “Beer Journey Foreplay” as well as Sunday’s “Plan B Hangover.” Not only that, but you’ll have a collection of the coolest harriettes you’ll ever meet showing you a good time.

Commemorate t-shirts will be available for an additional cost, so please stay tuned for information regarding their availability.

The first 16 people to rego will receive an exclusive price of $40 for the Main Event and $45 for the weekend – after that the price is $45/$50 until 6/26. If you’re lazy you’ll be charged $50/$55 until 7/24. If you wait until the week of to rego, it’ll cost you $55/$60. If you show up the day of and try to pay, it’ll cost you a whopping $65/$73. Power of the Pussy is worth it at any price, but don’t say the ladies didn’t warn you about the price increases. Be smart, rego early.

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS &
WALK-UP/ASSHOLE PRICE:

Fri, Aug 5 – 7PM –
Power of the Pussy XVI
Beer Journey Foreplay
– Pay As You Go –

Sat, Aug 6 – 2PM –
Chicago H3 #2048
Power of the Pussy XVI
Main Event
– $65 –

Sun, Aug 7 – NOON –
Chicago H3 #2049
Power of the Pussy XVI
Plan B Hangover
– $8 –

TOTAL WALK-UP PRICE
– $73 –

POWER OF THE PUSSY XVI
LADIES OF POP:

BI-HOLE HER
DICKENS CIDER
DRILL IN MY BOX
FOAMY DISCHARGE
MENSTRUAL CASSEROLE
R2-DO ME
RUMPLESTEALSKIDS
SOUL TACO
THE DARK KUNT
UP THE ASH

CH3 #1987

Chicago HHH #1987 – Sunday 8/16 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da Ladies of POP: Crawfish Hangover Trail!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

77 Belmont bus west to Central Park, then hoof it west to Soul Taco’s.

Driving
Kennedy to Belmont, then west to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1986

Chicago HHH #1986 – Saturday 8/15 – 1:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Thaddeus S. “Ted” Lechowicz Woods – 5901 N Central Ave
Hash Cash: $60

From da Ladies of POP: Kegs will be tapped around 1PM, On-Out promptly at 3PM

POP Potluck: We’ll have the main grillables & orange food covered but you are welcome to bring a dish to share. This time with a CONTEST. Everyone will vote on the best side dish and dessert dish, winners get a PRIZE! So sign up here so we don’t end up with 5 salsas and 6 chocolate cakes.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

Blue Line to Jefferson Park, then 85A North Central Bus north to Indian Road. Hoof it north to the entrance to the woods and then east to the parking lot.

Driving
Take the Kennedy to Central Ave, then north to Thaddeus S. “Ted” Lechowicz Woods. Entrance to the woods will be on your right.

POP XV – Pre-Lube

Power of the Pussy XV – Beer Journey Pre-Lube – Friday 8/14 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Burwood Tap – 724 W. Wrightwood
Hash Cash: Pay As You Go

From da Ladies of POP: Amazing Race meets Beer Olympics. We start at Burwood Tap where you are split into teams and given clues to various locations in the area. At these locations, your team must complete a task (drinking related, duh) before your earn your tag and can move on. You may complete these in any order. After the last clue, we’ll end back at the bar where a winner will be declared and given a prize.

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

Take the 8 Halsted Bus to Wrightwood, then hoof it a block east to the bar.
Driving

Take Lakeshore north to Fullerton. Go west on Fullerton and then turn north on Halstead. At Wrightwood turn back west. Bar is on the corner of Wrightwood and Burling.