Mismanagement Meeting

CH3 AGENDA
2/11/07
???????

GM REPORT

A. Budget
1. Verify funds We have $1648 in hash cash
2. Hash Tax and cash kept at $1 per person and $6 total?
3. We have made $291 on haberdashery and $150 on the 1469/Anthrax Hash this past year.
4. Turn over $1000+ for new GM in 2007 for 1500 hash in July.
5. We have $300 budgeted for hash ball

B. Hash Ball/ Elections and Awards on Feb. 24, 2007
1. Cost is $30 before Feb.1 $35 until Feb. 14 and $40 until Feb. 24.
2. The theme is formal or SNL characters for a costume.
3. La Villa Pulaski and Addison. 3632 N. Pulaski

COMMITTEE REPORTS

C. Hare Raiser- Rearloader NICE JOB WITH KEEPING US WITH HARES
1. E-mails
2. Needs hares to come forward

D. WEB dude and Social chair- GREAT WORK IN UPDATING THE WEBSITE
1. Happy hour for the Future
2. Green dress hash in St. Louis March 17

E. Haberdashery-Milk My Yak
1. Have 6 Anthrax and 2 Godfather t-shirts left need a new idea?
2. Bought 120 Whistles for $270 and have 70 + lanyards left. Should be good here for 3 + years
3. T-shirt ideas ??? CH3 divided by baseball but united by the Bears?
4. We have made around $300 off t-shirt sales and we sell whistles and lanyards to visitors.

F. 1500
1. Committee needs to meet to make some decisions.
2. Where do we have it?? WE are an Urban hash do we stay in the city or go to the Forest preserves? If forest we need permits on Jan. 1
3. Future GM needs to be on this committee. Think about how much money do we budget?
4. Who lays trail for 1500? How do we decide? Vote, merit, longevity, how??

G. RAs & circle: Stumpy and Calvin?
1. New songs

H. Misc

1. Non-drinkers

2. Signature event needed Chicago Fire Event Oct. 8th any ideas.

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

CH3 #1476

Sunday 2/4/2007 @Noon
Chicago HHH #1476 Super Bowl Sunday Hash

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Hidden Shamrock – 2723 N Halsted

$6 pitchers from 12-4
Afterwards we can watch the Bears beat the Colts.

As you can imaging trying to find a venue willing to give us a pitcher special the day of the Bears Super Bowl has been tough. Kathy at the Hidden Shamrock has given us $6 pitchers from 12- 4 pm. NO specials after this time. They have food and many TV’s to watch the game. We should be back to the venue around 2 pm and can have a quick circle. This will allow people time to find a prime viewing spot or take off to their Super Bowl parties.

Mismanagement Highlights

1/29/2007 – Mismanagement Highlights

Good Day Hashers,

I just wanted to take a moment of your time to report to you the state of the Chicago Hash. Currently we are experiencing a budget surplus due to a number of things the hash has done to save and make money for the hash. We have $1648 currently in our Treasury. This is due to surpluses in three areas of the Hash budget. First we have saved $100 a year by asking the other hashes in Chicago to help pay for the phone line. Second we made $150 off the 1469/Anthrax hash. This was not the hashes intention but was a result of the large number of walk-ups that came in that day. Lastly, we have made $291 off Haberdashery t-shirt sales this past year. We did go $450 over budget in the area of whistles and lanyards, but currently should have enough of these items to last the next three years, and these items can be sold to visitors as well. We also have $300 budgeted for the hash ball in a few weeks.

When I started as GM this past March we had two main concerns that the hash wanted addressed. They were a need for new haberdashery (t-shirts) and more Lanyards and Whistles for people completing 10-runs. Both of these concerns I believe have been addressed. As mentioned earlier we have plenty of whistles and lanyards, and the whistles we have are imprinted with the CH3 logo. The hash this past year decided to use the standard Chicago logo we now put on the back of every t-shirt, and we have had 4 different printings of t-shirts this year. This includes the very well received 1469/Anthrax design done by our very own C*** and Pasties. We also need to thank EZ on the ASS for his Godfather t-shirt design. The next GM needs to remember to buy Female t-shirts this year because they were bought very quickly by the harriettes, plus they are nice and tight!!! We also addressed the issue of POP this year. The hash reached a consensus that POP is under the CH3 umbrella and they must include the GM in their event planning. This would include developing a budget so CH3 can anticipate the outlay of hash cash that might be needed to support this event. We gave POP $250 in August to help cover their expenses last year.

Overall I believe we had a very successful year of hashing. I need to mention and thank both Rear Loader and It’s Too Soft for the roles that they play in keeping the Chicago hash going. Rear is instrumental in getting people to hare while It’s Too Soft is key to letting people know where the hash is and what did you people miss when you didn’t get to the hash. We also can’t forget Chicago’s favorite son Peterbilt who updates our phone line religiously. A few people have come up asking me what can they do for the hash? My answer to this questions is simple, Show up and run. The reason why we have successful hashes is because you people show up every week. I hope this year we can sustain the types of numbers that came out for the 1469/Anthrax hash and have 30-40 hashers show up every week. Is this possible? I would like to think so.

We had an excellent hash on Dec. 16. The 1469/Anthrax set the mark for the highest attended hash ever in Chicago. It was great to see numerous visitors and local hashers. It was nice to see many Chicago faces that have not hashed in a while. We also received high marks from our visitors who reported back to their kennels that they missed a hell of a time in Chicago that December weekend. I want to see the 1500th hash blow away 1469/Anthrax this year. We need to begin planning now for this event in July of 2007. This way we can get the information out to people and hopefully have numerous visitors come to Chicago. This year we will also be trying to expand our Memorial Day hash at Virgin Bangers by advertising to neighboring hashes. Maybe we can see 75-100 hashers show up instead of the usual 50 we get?

I also intend to push people to road trip more to area hashes. We have great neighbors in Indy, St. Louis, Minneapolis and yes even Wisconsin. This years events like green and red and prom dress and Spewathon in Minnesota should have at least 5 Chicago hashers in attendance. There really is no excuse not to go because we can use the Mega Bus to get to anywhere in the Midwest for almost no cost. March 17 is green dress in St. Louis, April 28th is Prom Dress in Indy, May is red dress in Waukesha, and June is spewathon in Minnesota, so hashers please pencil in these dates and GO!!!! Well thanks for your time and keep in mind we have a Hash Ball on Feb. 24 that all Chicago hashers should attend!!

We will have a short Mismanagement meeting on 2/11/07 to go over any hash business. If you have questions or ideas for the hash this would be your opportunity to voice them.

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

State of the Hash 2007

Good Day Hashers,
I just wanted to take a moment of your time to report to you the state of the Chicago Hash. Currently we are experiencing a budget surplus due to a number of things the hash has done to save and make money for the hash. We have $1648 currently in our Treasury. This is due to surpluses in three areas of the Hash budget. First we have saved $100 a year by asking the other hashes in Chicago to help pay for the phone line. Second we made $150 off the 1469/Anthrax hash. This was not the hashes intention but was a result of the large number of walk-ups that came in that day. Lastly, we have made $291 off Haberdashery t-shirt sales this past year. We did go $450 over budget in the area of whistles and lanyards, but currently should have enough of these items to last the next three years, and these items can be sold to visitors as well. We also have $300 budgeted for the hash ball in a few weeks.
When I started as GM this past March we had two main concerns that the hash wanted addressed. They were a need for new haberdashery (t-shirts) and more Lanyards and Whistles for people completing 10-runs. Both of these concerns I believe have been addressed. As mentioned earlier we have plenty of whistles and lanyards, and the whistles we have are imprinted with the CH3 logo. The hash this past year decided to use the standard Chicago logo we now put on the back of every t-shirt, and we have had 4 different printings of t-shirts this year. This includes the very well received 1469/Anthrax design done by our very own C*** and Pasties. We also need to thank EZ on the ASS for his Godfather t-shirt design. The next GM needs to remember to buy Female t-shirts this year because they were bought very quickly by the harriettes, plus they are nice and tight!!! We also addressed the issue of POP this year. The hash reached a consensus that POP is under the CH3 umbrella and they must include the GM in their event planning. This would include developing a budget so CH3 can anticipate the
outlay of hash cash that might be needed to support this event. We gave POP $250 in August to help cover their expenses last year.
Overall I believe we had a very successful year of hashing. I need to mention and thank both Rear Loader and It�s Too Soft for the roles that they play in keeping the Chicago hash going. Rear is instrumental in getting people to hare while It�s Too Soft is key to letting people know where the hash is and what did you people miss when you didn�t get to the hash. We also can�t forget Chicago�s favorite son Peterbilt who updates our phone line religiously. A few people have come up asking me what can they do for the hash? My answer to this questions is simple, �Show up and run.� The reason why we have successful hashes is because you people show up every week. I hope this year we can sustain the types of numbers that came out for the 1469/Anthrax hash and have 30-40 hashers show up every week. Is this possible? I would like to think so.
We had an excellent hash on Dec. 16. The 1469/Anthrax set the mark for the highest attended hash ever in Chicago. It was great to see numerous visitors and local hashers. It was nice to see many Chicago faces that have not hashed in a while. We also received high marks from our visitors who reported back to their kennels that they missed a hell of a time in Chicago that December weekend. I want to see the 1500th hash blow away 1469/Anthrax this year. We need to begin planning now for this event in July of 2007. This way we can get the information out to people and hopefully have numerous visitors come to Chicago. This year we will also be trying to expand our Memorial Day hash at Virgin Bangers by advertising to neighboring hashes. Maybe we can see 75-100 hashers show up instead of the usual 50 we get?
I also intend to push people to road trip more to area hashes. We have great neighbors in Indy, St. Louis, Minneapolis and yes even Wisconsin. This years events like green and red and prom dress and Spewathon in Minnesota should have at least 5 Chicago hashers in attendance. There really is no excuse not to go because we can use the Mega Bus to get to anywhere in the Midwest for almost no cost. March 17 is green dress in St. Louis, April 28th is Prom Dress in Indy, May is red dress in Waukesha, and June is spewathon in Minnesota, so hashers please pencil in these dates and GO!!!! Well thanks for your time and keep in mind we have a Hash Ball on Feb. 24 that all Chicago hashers should attend!!

We will have a short Mismanagement meeting on 2/11/07 to go over any hash business. If you have questions or ideas for the hash this would be your opportunity to voice them.

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

CH3 AGENDA
2/11/07
???????

GM REPORT

A. Budget
1. Verify funds We have $1648 in hash cash
2. Hash Tax and cash kept at $1 per person and $6 total?
3. We have made $291 on haberdashery and $150 on the 1469/Anthrax Hash this past year.
4. Turn over $1000+ for new GM in 2007 for 1500 hash in July.
5. We have $300 budgeted for hash ball

B. Hash Ball/ Elections and Awards on Feb. 24, 2007
1. Cost is $30 before Feb.1 $35 until Feb. 14 and $40 until Feb. 24.
2. The theme is formal or SNL characters for a costume.
3. La Villa Pulaski and Addison. 3632 N. Pulaski

COMMITTEE REPORTS

C. Hare Raiser- Rearloader NICE JOB WITH KEEPING US WITH HARES
1. E-mails
2. Needs hares to come forward

D. WEB dude and Social chair- GREAT WORK IN UPDATING THE WEBSITE
1. Happy hour for the Future
2. Green dress hash in St. Louis March 17

E. Haberdashery-Milk My Yak
1. Have 6 Anthrax and 2 Godfather t-shirts left need a new idea?
2. Bought 120 Whistles for $270 and have 70 + lanyards left. Should be good here for 3 + years
3. T-shirt ideas ??? CH3 divided by baseball but united by the Bears?
4. We have made around $300 off t-shirt sales and we sell whistles and lanyards to visitors.

F. 1500
1. Committee needs to meet to make some decisions.
2. Where do we have it?? WE are an Urban hash do we stay in the city or go to the Forest preserves? If forest we need permits on Jan. 1
3. Future GM needs to be on this committee. Think about how much money do we budget?
4. Who lays trail for 1500? How do we decide? Vote, merit, longevity, how??

G. RA�s & circle: Stumpy and Calvin?
1. New songs

H. Misc

1. Non-drinkers

2. Signature event needed Chicago Fire Event Oct. 8th any ideas.

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1474

1.21.07 HASH TRASH for #1474

The day started off right with a 1-2 inch base of snow hitting the Chicago land area
overnight giving the hash a white blanket to run through on Sunday. ITS TOO SOFT and I
took the Green line to 63rd and Cottage Grove and then walked to STUPID MANS AND
STAB’EM and SLAB’EMS place. That was a different experience I recommend everyone
should try ONCE!! The hash began soon after we arrived and SMELL THIS gave us a quick
chalk talk. Didn’t we learn from Thursdays hash that light blue powder doesn’t work well
in snow?? Within three blocks from the hash we were lost and the cops had already
stopped us to ask what the hell we were doing? To which we answered Hashing of
course!!! LIFA and STAB’EM caught wind of the trail that went through a local playground
and the hash was back on trail. We were soon lost again within two blocks but this time
CHICKEN STIFFER who was out ranging found trail behind a grade school that lead us up to
some railroad tracks. HORN-e took over the lead here and found that the trail headed
east under a viaduct.
The pack kept going east and south until we hit a check by a south side church and
the hash was regaled with some gospel music exploding through the walls of this place of
worship. SPECKIE looked off in the distance and spied McDonalds and due to his hunger
gravitated towards it, which ironically was the correct way of the trail. The hash crossed
the street and was led into Jackson Park by VIRTUALLY HUNG. A few minutes later the
pack found the first beer stop next to the pussy tree which BONER had to point out to the
whole hash. CP and JUST KELLY caught up with us here and we finished off a 12 pack in
the woods of Jackson Park. The trail craniumed east and towards the Golden Lady of the
1893 Worlds fair designed by Daniel Burnham. BLOODY THIGHS and GOLDEN kept pace
with the rest of the pack now, but at the Golden lady the trail went cold. CHIP’N DALE
went east LIFA west and CHICKEN north and 5-minutes later we all went north across the
bridge and over the lagoon John Olmstead designed back in 1892. Here we ran by the
Japanese island and cast our foot prints in pristine snow smudged only by our hares hours
earlier. The hash swept by the south end of the Museum of Science and Industry, which
was the Art Museum in 1893 Worlds Fair. The trail lead us to the 2nd beer stop at
STAB’EMs old place. We climbed four flights of stairs to an apartment that over looked the
park and enjoyed our next beer. We climbed our way down out of the place but
VIRTUALLY HUNG decided to try and leave through another door silly rabbit!!
The Hash made it back to the ON IN and plopped down in front of the TV to watch
the BEARS; MUDSUCKER and SQUEEZE THESE joined us. PARDON MY FLAPS also came
south from the north side to watch the Bears. The half ended with the BEARS up 16-7 and
we had a power circle that lasted 10 minutes. The hash followed trail back upstairs to the
TV and a BEARS win but the no the circle was not over yet. After the game we brought the
lone packer fan, SMELL THIS into the circle to degrade his sorry ass. We also had a naming
this night. JUST KELLY due to her open fly is now known as “OPEN FOR BUSINESS. See you
all next week.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1473

1.13.MMVII

CHICAGO HASH HOUSE HARRIERS #1473

Well I guess you can call this the trail of additions because by the end of the circle we had twenty hashers present either for the trail or drinking at the bar. We also had to use one of our hashers in her official capacity of VET, more on this later. The trail started of in a queer manner because PETERBILT showed up before trail? and then took off to watch the football games. I wish I could have done that because there was some great games played that day. REAR LOADER gave us a chalk talk and SUGAR NIPPLES gave me JUST GUNNER to run with. Lets see hash flag or GUNNER next time I will run with the flag. The weather prediction of rain for the day turned out to be false and we had 40-degree weather to hash in with no rain. VIRTUALLY HUNG got a down for the great weather by MOUTHFUL OF MEAT for this. The trail went north and followed the el-tracks for 1/4 of a mile and then went back east. LIFA and MAGNETIC MUFF found a check on a six-way corner and were mislead by the
hare so they had to come back south. The latecomers of BONER MALFUNCTION, TWO TICKETS TO A PAIR THIGHS, and T-FRIDGE soon joined us on trail.

It seemed that the pack was being lead by our visitors from SIN CITY, SERVING SEAMEN and SOGGY SPARKS. These two had some fun and they bought haberdashery too. Soon the pack traveled down Montrose to the lakefront and there the pack hit a check that GUNNER the dog sniffed out. MAGNETIC MUFF took over FRB duties with MOUTHFUL OF MEAT. They along with FLYING HOOTERS lead us into the beer stop, which was provided by NUTTIN BITCH and JUST MARK her man. Deep in the bowels of the beer stop JUST GUNNER ate the big blue mint, which turned out to be rat poison left to kill unwanted hashers. The pack placed a call to CP who advised SUGAR NIPPLES to feed the dog hydrogen peroxide to get GUNNER to vomit. I asked why not use beer because it seems to work that way for the hash? We all do hope that JUST GUNNER is ok and can hash another day!!

The pack warmed up and drank their beers. Many of the older hashers remembered that we used to use the basement of NUTTIN for circles in the past. We also got her to promise she would be back once a month to hash with us because we do miss her. The pack took off and made it back to the HOLIDAY CLUB where we took advantage of the food but more importantly the $5 pitchers. VIRTUALLY HUNG ran the circle. We called in REARLOADER for allowing a hasher to eat the big blue mint. The pack also serenaded our visitors who claimed they had a good time. But the talk of the night was the arrival of the girls from Wisconsin. Those of you that left early missed the arrival NUCLEAR, NACHO CHEESE, and JUST LAURA. They were soon dancing on tables and collecting dollars from bar patrons. Man do those girls form the North know how to party. Around 7 pm the hash broke up and I plus the girls of the north meet up with SHAVE MY WIFE PLEASE too watch the gophers vs. badgers hockey game.
I guess they stayed out til the bar closed 2 am what are hashers for?

CHICKEN STIFFER

CH3-GM