CH3 Hash Ball

CH3’s HASH BALL

Theme: End of the World
When: Saturday, February 23rd, 8 PM
Where: Schoolyard Tavern – 3258 N Southport Ave. (Map)
Hash Cash: $45 in advance, $25 for qualifying hares, $50 at door

Join us for a night of food, awards and debauchery. What dumbass shit did we get into this year? Who will pass out before awards (definitely not Furry Spice)?! Who will be awarded FRB and FBI? Who’s our next GM? Show up and find out!

The theme is END OF THE WORLD so dress to distress! How do you want to look when you die?

$45 buys you 3 hours (8-11) of an all-you-can-drink package that includes beer, wine and well drinks as well as a sit down, family style dinner!
We will have Schoolyard’s back room all night, so feel free to stay and continue drinking.

If you hared a trail since last year’s Hash Ball your rego will only be $25!

Rego Here!

Who’s Cumming

There will be a prelube “trail” (?) set by Dr. Cockvorkian and Hooch Before Cooch

Further details to come.

 

Chicago Hash House Harriers Hash Ball 2018

Chicago Hash House Harriers Hash Ball 2018
Saturday, February 24 – 7:00 PM until 10:00 PM

Venue: Stanley’s Kitchen – 1970 N. Lincoln Ave.
Hash Cash: $45 in advance, $50 at the door
Theme: Animal Planet

It’s that time of year again for Furry to black out under some coats, I mean Hash Ball! We’ll be revealing the results of our most recent Hash Erections and, most importantly, transferring all responsibilities to Gay Dancer (please dear god). So if you’ve been nominated you should make the extra effort to attend just in case you win.

This year’s theme is Animal Planet, because you animals smell like a zoo and fuck like rabbits. So come dress up as an animal in your favorite onesie/costume or as a creepy dude taking pictures in the wild. Many doggy style jokes to be made.

Your cash will get you three hours of beers and mixed drinks (7PM-10PM), as well as Stanley’s popular food in the form of Mini Stanburgers, Chicken Tenders, Flatbread Pizza, and Mac & Cheese.

Rego Form Here:
https://goo.gl/forms/Cc9i7GCZDWQhkCIh2

Pay dat Bitcoin Here (Friends and Family):
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CH3 Hash Ball Prelube

CH3 Hash Ball Prelube
Saturday, February 24 – 5:30 PM until 7:00 PM

Venue: River Shannon – 425 W. Armitage Ave.
Hash Cash: TBD
Hares: Furry Spice & Menstrual Casserole

Is it a trail? Yes!
Is it a run? Nah.
Will you be blowing up an inflatable sex doll in an alley? Likely!

Join our hares for a short walkabout prior to the hash ball. Drink stops and games have been known to appear.

Hash Ball 2017

Chicago Hash House Harriers
Hash Ball 2017
February 25 – 7PM-10PM

Venue: Stanley’s Kitchen – 1970 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $40 in advance, $45 at the door
Theme: The 90s!

From da GM: Join us as we celebrate another year of hashing with our annual Hash Ball celebration – we’ll be revealing the results of our most recent Hash Erections, so if you’ve been nominated you should make the extra effort to attend just in case you win. Your cash will get you three hours of beers and mixed drinks (7PM-10PM), as well as Stanley’s popular food in the form of sliders, chicken tenders, and flatbread pizza.

Payment: Fill out the form below and upon completion follow the instructions for payment.

Hash Ball 2016

Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2016 – Saturday 2/27 – 7:00 PM
Venue: Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $35 ahead of time / $40 at the door
Theme: Yacht Rock
Rego cash dollars in person to Soul Taco or PayPal to sbarne7 at gmail dot com

From da GM: Another year of hashing is in the books. We’ll reveal who the winners of last year’s Hash Awards are and determine who our new GM is!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Go downstairs and grab the 49 Western bus going north. Hop off the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west a block to Lincoln and the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus going north. Hop off the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west a block to Lincoln and the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winnemac and Lincoln – there’s a parking lot just south of the bar – if you can’t park there, there is street parking on Winnemac west of Lincoln.

CH3 #1955.5

Official Unofficial Hash Ball Pre-Lube 2015 Edition
Saturday 2/28 – 5:00 PM
Hare: O’Shitty Runch
Venue: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison

Hash Cash: $0
From da Hare: Games. Malort. Games. Drinks. Games. Nudity. Malort! Champagne!! Games! More Malort!!!! Join us for the 4th Anal Hash Ball Pre-Lube. $0 Hash Cash, 0% Dignity!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line out to Addison. Bar is just west of the station

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Addison. Hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison, Ravenswood, and Lincoln.

Hash Ball 2015

Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2015
Saturday 2/28 – 7:00 PM
Venue: A.J. Hudson’s – 3801 N. Ashland

Hash Cash: $35 – Give cash to or Paypal da GM (sbarne7 @ gmail.com) to rego
From da GM: Another year of hashing is in the books – make your way out to A.J. Hudsons’s where we’ll eat, drink, and be merry. We’ll reveal who the winners of last year’s Hash Awards are and determine who our new GM is (and therefore who gets to be harassed by Horn E’s emails) in 2015!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line out to Addison. Hoof it east on Addison back to Ashland and then north to the bar. Bar is on the corner of Ashland and Grace.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus and ride that sucker north to Grace. Bar is on the corner.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ashland and Grace.

Hash Ball 2013

Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2013

Saturday 2/23 – 8:00 PM

Venue: Big Brick’s Pizza – 3832 N. Lincoln Ave

Hash Cash: $30 until 2/17, $35 at the door

From da GM: As another hash year draws to a close it is time to look back and reflect on all of the good times that we had in 2012. Thanks to Little Trojan Annie and Back Door County, we’ve got a kickass drink (beer, wine, and mixed drinks) as well as pizza for three hours starting at 8PM. After that we’ll still have the space to ourselves, so keep drinking. Our theme this year will be “A Night at the Oscars” so come prepared to walk down that red carpet in whatever manner you feel is most fit. We’ll be announcing the winners of the CH3 erections and handing out all of the year-end awards that you’ve come to know and love, so be sure to be there. You can pay either Snatchsquatch, Little Trojan Annie, or Back Door County in person, or pay an extra $5 at the door cause you’re a wanker.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Irving Park, then hoof it west to the intersection of Damen, Irving Park, and Lincoln. Turn south on Lincoln and when you hit the corner of Lincoln and Berenice you’re there.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Grace. Hoof it north to Berenice and then east over to Lincoln Ave and you’re there!

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Berenice and Lincoln – you can either feed the meter or hope to find something on a side street.

Hash Ball 2012

Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2012

Saturday 2/25 – 7:00 PM

Venue: The Scout – 1301 S. Wabash Ave

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Hash Cash: $30 until 2/24, $35 at the door

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From da GM: As another hash year draws to a close it is time to look back and reflect on all of the good times that we had in 2011. Our theme this year will be “Roaring Twenties” so come in your best gangster or flapper outfit and take advantage of a reserved space, an excellent drink package, and even some appetizers to stuff your face with. We’ll be announcing the winners of the CH3 elections and handing out all of the year-end awards that you’ve come to know and love, so be sure to be there. You can pay either Snatchsquatch, Two Girls, One Cupcake, or Hood Whorenament in person or rego online via paypal with the link above.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Roosevelt. Walk East a block and then South along Wabash. Bar is on the corner of 13th and Wabash.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that to Roosevelt. Walk East a block and then South along Wabash. Bar is on the corner of 13th and Wabash.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 13th and Wabash. There’s likely to be more parking the further South you go.