CH3 Hash Ball Prelube


Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Dr. Cockvorkian
Where: Lange’s Lounge – 3500 N. Southport Ave. (Map)
When: Pre-Prelube at Lange’s whenever you want
Chalk Talk: 7 pm
Hash Cash: None! It’s included in your Hash Ball rego.

From the hares: Hooch and I had a long and glorious prelube trail planned with games and booze a plenty… but we angered the RA gods with our hubris and we are due for some cold, moist, wetness.

As such, we have abridged our trek to keep you warm enough to live and just wet enough for… activities. As sad and disgusted as this makes me feel, this will be a walker’s trail.

Again, prepare for rain, prepare for games, prepare for a night sucked down the drain.

Join us for a night of food, awards and debauchery. What dumbass shit did we get into this year? Who will pass out before awards (definitely not Furry Spice)?! Who will be awarded FRB and FBI? Who’s our next GM? Show up and find out!d

CH3 #1955.5

Official Unofficial Hash Ball Pre-Lube 2015 Edition
Saturday 2/28 – 5:00 PM
Hare: O’Shitty Runch
Venue: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison

Hash Cash: $0
From da Hare: Games. Malort. Games. Drinks. Games. Nudity. Malort! Champagne!! Games! More Malort!!!! Join us for the 4th Anal Hash Ball Pre-Lube. $0 Hash Cash, 0% Dignity!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line out to Addison. Bar is just west of the station

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Addison. Hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison, Ravenswood, and Lincoln.