Category: Stupor Bowl

CH3 #2017

Chicago HHH #2017 – Sunday 2/7 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Arturo’s Tacos – 2001 N. Western
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Join us for our annual Stupor Bowl Hash! Trail will be A-to-B with food and a television for Sportsball viewing at the B.

From da Hare: Fuck Lazo’s.

From da Other Hare: We’re having a potluck at the B; we’ll provide something, probably tacos, but please bring sides or desserts to share with everyone. There will be a vehicle to transport everything from the A to the B.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 77 Belmont bus west to Western. Grab the 49 Western bus going south. Get off the bus at Armitage and you’re there. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue line going out to wards O’Hare. Exit at Western and then hoof it north to Armitage. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise Armitage and Western.

CH3 #1952

Chicago HHH Run #1952
Sunday 2/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TBD & RumpleStealsKids
Venue: It’s Too Soft’s – 933 W. Wolfram #3
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is your first chance to vote in Hash Erections, so be sure to make it out. If you don’t show up, you don’t get to vote!

From da Host: There will be food and plenty of beer after trail and Chunder Pussy has volunteered to bring his smoked meat as well. Don’t go up to the roofdeck unless you plan to freeze your balls off.

Following circle will be a Super Bowl game watching party and folks are welcome to stay for the game which will be shown on multiple screens and the aforementioned food and beer will be provided.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs up to the top floor unit (#3).

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North bus east over to the North/Clybourn stop. Go downstairs to the Red Line and go north to Fullerton. Transfer to the Brown Line and continue north to Diversey. Wolfram is the next block north of Diversey, so hoof it around the block, then go around back and take the stairs up to the third unit.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield – better warn Its Too Soft that you’re driving cause its zoned back, bitch!

CH3 #1890

Chicago HHH Run #1890
Sunday 2/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Blue Line Lounge – 1548 N. Damen
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Stupor Bowl Hash!

From da Hares: This will be an A to B trail with food and football at the end of trail. If you get lost or are late, head to Casa de WJew (2300 W. Wabansia). We’ll have a main dish for everyone, and you’re encouraged to bring a side dish to share with everyone.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North & Clybourn, hoof it upstairs, resist the urge to buy a new iPad and get on the 72 North Ave bus heading west. Exit the bus at Damen and hoof it south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to the crotch of Wicker Park – Damen, Milwaukee, and North Ave.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to North, Damen, and Milwaukee – marvel at how long it takes cars to travel through this clusterfuck of an intersection.

CH3 #1828

Chicago HHH Run #1828
Sunday 2/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40
Venue: Six Corners Sports Bar – 1950 W. North Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Time for our annual Stuper Bowl Hash – we’ll run early in the afternoon and get you back in time so that you can watch all the commercials that keep getting interrupted by a meaningless football game. UMERRIKAH!

From da Hare: Trail will be A to A’. Circle and On-After (including game viewing) will be at my place. 2300 W. Wabansia #237. Encourage people driving to park by my place and walk down Milwaukee to the bar. It’s a very short walk.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to North/Clybourn, then the 72 North Ave Bus west to Damen/Milwaukee. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Walk to the corner of Milwaukee/Damen/North

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Oakley, cause this is where the on-after will be. Then hoof it over to Milwaukee and south to North/Damen.

CH3 #1767

Chicago HHH Run #1767

Sunday 2/5 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Virgin Banger

Venue: Cardinal Wine & Spirits – 4905 N. Lincoln Ave

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Apparently there’s some American football game that’s being played that night. So come hash beforehand and maybe there’ll be a place for you to stay and watch the game.

From da Hares: This will be A——>B with B at a surprise location. LOL. The B will have viewing of the super bowl at 5:30 pm or when every game starts. There will be food and beer.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Venture North along Western Ave until you get to Lincoln Ave/Ainslie. Head West along Lincoln and the bar is just around the bend on the East side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western Bus to the Ainslie. Head West along Lincoln and the bar is just around the bend on the East side of the street.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western, Lincoln, and Ainslie. You’ll probably have to find parking along one of the side streets, especially if you’re staying for the game.

CH3 #1645

Chicago Hash #1645 Sunday 2/7, 2pm @ Casa de Stab’em – Super Bowl Hash

Hare(s): Lifa & Stab’em & Slab’em
Venue: Casa de Stabem – 6530 S University Ave
Hash Cash: $8

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Super Bowl party to follow the hash!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to the Loop, transfer to the Green Line (Lake or Wabash sides, the Green Line dues not run in the Wells or the Van Buren part of the Loop elevated tracks) to East 63rd/Cottage Grove and hoof it like five blocks East and three blocks South to 65th & University.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Clark transfer to the Green Line (Lake or Wabash sides, the Green Line dues not run in the Wells or the Van Buren part of the Loop elevated tracks) to East 63rd/Cottage Grove and hoof it like five blocks East and three blocks South to 65th & University.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to 65th & S Universtiy. Parking is quite ample in this hood.

CH3 #1530

Chicago #1530 @ The Union – Super Bowl Sunday Hash
Hares: Just Stephanie, Just I LEAN & Just Tyrone
Venue: The Union and Super Bowl Party

Our friend TJ is giving the hash $5 domestic draft pitchers until just before kickoff when the bar’s usual Super Bowl package kicks in which should give us plenty of dinking time before the game. For those who have never been, this is not some obscure dive bar near City Limits but a mainstream Big Ten classic in the heart of Lincoln Park/Lakeview.

SUPER BOWL XLII will be 5:30 that evening after the hash so currently no plans to change the start time of hash as of yet and the NSA’s Echelon network has picked up several intercepts in the Middle East about a possible Super Bowl party after the hash.

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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Belmont, hoof it three blocks South to George and two blocks East to Halsted or take Halsted 8 bus to the bar from wherever you’re at.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, take the Belmont #77 bus East to Halsted, hoof it four blocks South to the bar.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Halsted & George whist hastening the arrival of the day when farms around Chicago will abandon wheat, corn and soybeans in favor of date palms, pineapples and sugar cane. Of course the places that currently cultivate these crops will then be slightly cooler than the Equator of Mercury in the Summer.

Best bet is to find a meter on Halsted that you don’t have to feed on Sundays or hit the side streets, just be aware they’re all Zone 838 so you have to move your car by 6pm.

CH3 #1476

Sunday 2/4/2007 @Noon
Chicago HHH #1476 Super Bowl Sunday Hash

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Hidden Shamrock – 2723 N Halsted

$6 pitchers from 12-4
Afterwards we can watch the Bears beat the Colts.

As you can imaging trying to find a venue willing to give us a pitcher special the day of the Bears Super Bowl has been tough. Kathy at the Hidden Shamrock has given us $6 pitchers from 12- 4 pm. NO specials after this time. They have food and many TV’s to watch the game. We should be back to the venue around 2 pm and can have a quick circle. This will allow people time to find a prime viewing spot or take off to their Super Bowl parties.