Category: Chicken Stiffer

Hash Trash: 2/24/08
Hares: Peterbilt
Venue: Nick’s Bar

VIRGINS: Just Charlie, Just Tara
VISITORS:
HASHER- Horn-e, Chicken Stiffer, Wrapper Snatcher, Packher Arse, Just Stef, Virtually Hung, Cumma Slutcha, Just Brian, Just Pat, Its Too Soft, Milk My Yak, Barks on all Fours, Just I LEAN, Lifa, Just Rob, Stab’em and Slab’em, Bloody Thighs, Frosted Discharge, Just Steve, Mount Me Puh’lzee, KGB, Locheness Cockster, Two Tickets too a Pair Thighs, coffee, Tea, or me, Salty Gash, Calvin Klein, Batteries not Included, Mud Sucker, Baby Coffee
VIRGINS= 1
VISTORS=0
TOTAL HASHERS= 31.5

This hash was billed as the PETERBILT 30th Anniversary of Hashing of Feb. 24, 2008. Peterbilt gets much thanks for this hash because afterwards you could only hear the gently movement of hashers jaws gnawing on a fine buffet feast provided by PB of the CH3 hash. PB showed up about 20 minutes late but this seemed to work for HORN-E because he also arrived late to the hash today or if you look at it from another way he arrived right on time.

PB ran his quick circle and gave our virgins some quick hints on how to follow trail maybe JUST CHARLIE and JUST TARA got it but we soon would find out on trail. The trail ran quickly across the railroad tracks and MILK MY YAK, COFFEE, TEA, or ME, and BARKS ON ALL FOURS who were pushing baby COFFEE in her buggy followed the pack. The pack was soon lost after a check in a park. VIRTUALLY HUNG went east and TWO TICKETS ranged southwest, but finally MUDSUCKER found the true trail cumming back on itself. The trail ran along the tracks from there and then went south.

It looked like JUST PAT was up front today splashing through puddles and slipping on the ice to get there. WRAPPER SNATCHER looks like she is finally getting used to the cold weather we have here in Chicago or maybe she was just happy that the weather was sunny and 45 degrees today. After a back check the GREAT LOCHNESS COCKSTER found true trail again going east. The pack again came to another one PB’s fifty checks on trail and very soon we had two harriers calling ON ON so I stopped the pack and told them to wait until one of them found the false trail mark which JUST BRIAN did. LIFA this time made the correct choice and was on along with JUST ROB who was in tow. Next, guess what the pack found on trail another check!!

This time the VIRTUALLY HUNG and I found trail crossing back over the train tracks and going NW. VIRTUALLY HUNG was even smart enough to bypass a blatant back check nice going young man. The trail ran into PARK RIDGE and the famous PICK WICK theatre area. Here the trail went down Dempster and then north to what was supposedly a BN sign but it took BLOODY THIGHS and STAB’EM and SLAB’EM, the brains or the outfit, to notice it really was B 11 or back check eleven. We picked up trail again and seemed to be moving back towards the bar. JUST PAT found true trail going along the tracks and we were back at the bar but not before we ran into JUST STEF and JUST I LEAN walking down the trail.

Back at the bar everyone was antsy to get the circle rolling and eat PB’s food and nuts. MUDSUCKER was seen hovering around the food all circle long. CALVIN called him into the circle for that. TWO TICKETS and VIRTUALLY HUNG were our FRB’s today for finding most of the trail. ITS TOO SOFT got his down-down for saying hash ball was MARCH 10th on the hareline. KGB and FROSTED DISCHARGE were naturally called in for missing in action over 2 months.

SALTY GASH and PACKHER ASS along with BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED were constantly giggling and talking in the corner of the bar. So they had to drink. CALVIN introduced our virgins JUST CHARLIE and JUST TARA to the hash and informed them what a down-down was. JUST STEVE, one of our newer hashers better buy some hash attire soon or he will be called out for no hash attire. All through the circle PB kept us a countdown until the food was ready. We heard 28.3 minutes, quarter of an hour, and then finally the food was ready so

CALVIN quickly sang swing low and the circle was closed. The next 30 minutes saw unbridled gnawing on food by the hash until no one could eat anymore. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK AT THE HASH BALL

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

Hash Trash: 2/17/08
Hares: Calvin Klein and Batteries Not Included
Venue: Kelly�s Pub

VIRGINS: Just Steve
VISITORS:
HASHER- Horn-e, R-Tard-E, Just Molly, Just Pat, Chicken Stiffer, Wrapper Snatcher, Ez on the Ass, Just Tom, Packher Arse, Just Stef, Mount Schwiiinga, Flying Hooters, Virtually Hung, Cumma Slutcha, Just Brian, Just Pat, Its Too Soft, Milk My Yak, Barks on all Fours, Rotten Whore, Peterbilt, Just I LEAN, Are they Real,
VIRGINS= 1
VISTORS=0
TOTAL HASHERS= 29

Those of you who missed the hash on Sunday missed 50-degree weather and very little rain. CALVIN and BATTERIES laid a live trail due to the possible rain showers, which never really materialized. The hash started from the fine Kelly�s Pub at 2:30 pm I explained the hash marks to our virgins and JUST STEVE seemed to understand the marks. After the quick explanation the hash was off. The trail went west and EZ ON THE ASS was finding and jumping into every puddle on trail. JUST I LEAN also was having fun on trail playing monkey boy. He was climbing up and over every fence and pole he could find. It was cute to see R-TARD- E and JUST STEF arm in arm walking the trail. Maybe we have a new hash couple? VIRTUALLY HUNG was the outright FRB today with ITS TOO SOFT snapping pictures to prove it. We welcomed back the WRAPPER SNATCHER who has made Chicago her home. PACKhER ARSE also came out to run today and she seemed to be finding trail easily today. The trail ran by
the 2122 N. Clark address where the Valentines Day Massacre occurred and eventually wound up at O-Malleys for the beer stop.
JUST TOM at the beer stop seemed to help EZ get the bartenders phone number she must have been blind. The pack was soon out of the bar and back at Kelly�s Pub where they ran into ROTTEN WHORE, PETERBILT, MILK MY YAK, and BARKS ON ALL FOURS. CALVIN soon got the circle going and called MOUNT SCHWIIIGA into the circle for wearing pink boots!! The Hash welcomed JUST STEVE into the CH3 family as well today. Hopefully we will see him back next week. CUMMA SLUTCHA was called into the circle for her constant chatter along with WRAPPER SNATCHER whose teeth were chattering from the cold. HORN-E was back in the corner with a hidden stash of beer along with SLUTCHA. CALVIN took mercy on us and ran a shorter than usual circle because we were outside and it was a little chilly out. We got back into the bar and got warm watching the Daytona 500. Soon the circle was reconvened and we had a naming to take care of. Several older hashers got together up front and discussed JUST
MOLLY�s name. Eventually ROTTEN WHORE suggested GIDDY UP and now we have a name for JUST MOLLY. Welcome to the hash GIDDY-UP!!

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

VIRGINS:

VISITORS: 3 Ring Cervix, Token Sucker, Port a Pussy

HASHERS- Horn-e, Mouthful of Meat, Super Stuffer, R-Tard-E, Uploader, Just Rob, Just Tyrone, Just Molly, Just Pat, Chicken Stiffer, Calvin Klein, Batteries not Included, Lifa, Magnetic Muff, Just Seri, Wrapper Snatcher
VIRGINS= 0
VISTORS=3
TOTAL HASHERS= 21

Today the GM had a snow day so I took care of some business downtown, and on the El I ran into HOT PANTS. He seems to be doing well and hopefully will be at the hash on Thursday. This past Sunday we saw JUST I LEAN and JUST STEPHANIE on her 2nd hash actually hare. The trail was tough to lay due to the very wet conditions and heavy foot traffic. Even the colored marks were being removed by the heavy foot traffic but the pack prevailed and found the beer stop.

3 RING CERVIX was near the front of the trail most of the time and many of the male hashers liked to watch that hot assed harrierette up there. LIFA seemed to play the part of the good wise old father guiding the pack towards its destination. UPLOADER ran like this shit was nothing due to the fact he has seen more snow in the past year then we have for the last four, damn Madison transplant. 3 RING CERVIX was all worried like an expectant mom when her two little babies on trail TOKEN SUCKER and WRAPPER SNATCHER didn’t make it to the beer stop on time.

It seems that JUST TYRONE had to use his GPS navigation system to find the beer!! The trail seriously was wet and good, and people with small brain cells like JUST ROB and HORN-E ran it in their shorts? Not only were they cold but also their legs must have been soaked? Overall we had a great time out there with all hashers accounted for and then we made it back to the bar and eventual ITS TOO SOFTS place to watch the SUPER BOWL with 98 million of our closet friends, and who said football is dumb? WE did make it back to the bar and TJ the owner of the bar had $5 pitchers waiting for us. CALVIN and BATTERIES were too tired to run after playing kickball in the morning with 10 other hashers?!?!?!

When we got back to the bar CALVIN did his thing in the circle and called out those non-running people like PUSSY PATROL and JUST SERI for their laziness. WE also had a small titty war between BATTRIES and our visitors from SAN DIEGO. SUPER STUFFER was the only one who voted this night, don’t worry folks you will have your chance next week to vote.

WE also had 10 people sign up for the Hash Ball so get your money in before the price goes up this weekend. MAGNETIC MUFF for some reason never got the nerve to do a naked run today although I’m sure she would have found some takers? Mercifully CALVIN ended the circle so the hash could retire to the PARTY CENTRAL to watch the game.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

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Hash Trash: 1/27/08
Hares: Calvin Klein & Just Rob
Venue: Joes on Weed

VIRGINS: Just Rob, Just Stepanie, Just Taraneh
VISITORS:
HASHER- Just Rob, Just I LEAN, R-Tard-E, Super Stuffer, Chicken Stiffer, Dykey Old Hooker, Batteries not included, Mouthful of Meat, Mount Me Please, Just Balz, Horn-e, Frosted Discharge, Just Saud, Chip-n-dale, Its Too Soft, PackHer Ass, Mount Schwiiinga, KGB, Just Tyrone, Virgin Banger, Peterbilt, Just Jenn, Just Luke
VIRGINS= 3
VISTORS=0
TOTAL HASHERS= 28

The Birthday hash commenced on a fine spring day of 45-degrees? CALVIN KLEIN and JUST ROB explained the marks to our new virgins JUST STEPANIE, JUST TARANEH, and JUST ROB. The pack was in for a longer hash then usually even though CALVIN was hung over from the shots VIRGIN BANGER bought for him the night before. We welcomed back DYKEY OLD HOOKER from Florida and I hear that she is making Chicago a more permanent home, which is excellent news for the Chicago Hash. The chalk talk was over and the hash was off. JUST I LEAN and I went left on Kingsbury but the trail went right and I believe SUPER STUFFER was on. The trail wound around Old Navy and crossed North Avenue. JUST TYRONE stepped out into traffic playing the traffic cop for us and holding back the traffic.

R-TARD-E kept the virgins company at the end of the trail while the middle of the pack-running north Down Kingsbury was made of MOUTHFUL OF MEAT and BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED. JUST ROB II found trail going west on Armitage and the pack was soon across the river. The pack got to a check and I went left and CHIP-N-DALE followed me, why I do not know because I was not on because true trail cut right. BALZ was near the front of the pack at this time as well. The trail soon passed an accident at Armitage and Ashland so MOUNT ME PUH’LZEE felt compelled to play traffic cop and hand out tickets to the offender. CHIP-N-DALE and I were off after a check with JUST ROB in tow. JUST ROB and I found a check on Milwaukee Ave. He went west and I took off south down Milwaukee Ave. I found the marks near division and was off on trail. The trail crossed back over the river at Division and we were back to the bar.

Calvin soon had the circle going and had to punish himself and JUST ROB for a shitty trail. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an RA punish themselves before. JUST ROB II was called in for the whitest legs at the hash but JUST TYRONE thought he had ROB beat. JUST SAUD, MOUNT ME, FROSTED DISCHARGE and KGB were our reboots and we do miss our missing in action hashers.

PETERBILT brought his roasted nuts and sat down for a cold one. PACKHER ASS got a chivalry down down for saving the GM’s faux pas for wearing his shirt inside out. ITS TOO SOFT drank all the beer as usual and shot a wad of film. SUPER STUFFER feigned sickness and had his woman drink his down-down for him. What a whimp! JUST BALZ decided to drink a full pitcher down-down; maybe we will call him “no suck all swallow”. MOUNT SCHWIINGA was unusually quiet today but our haberdashery artist was there along with our t-shirt God VIRGIN BANGER. Eventually CALVIN closed the circle and people went on their way.

A few hashers stayed behind like JUST JENN to talk and drink. We got to talking about the song “Jenny I’ve got your number”, and she informed us that she sometimes gave out the number 867-5309 as her own to unwanted guys at bars. The GM picked up on this along with the RA and HARERAZRS so we have now named JUST JENNY, 867-5309. See you next week and check out the hash counts on line for 2007.

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CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

Hash Trash: 1/13/08
Hares: Chicken Stiffer, Stupid man, Stab�em and Slab�em
Venue: Holiday Club

VIRGINS: Just Mike and Just Suse
VISITORS:
HASHER- Just Rob, Sugar Nipples, Just Rob II, Calvin Klein, Just Alex, Are they Real, Nuttin Bitch, Just I Lean, Its Too Soft, Bloody Thighs, Lifa, Horn-e, Virtually Hung, Special Ed Giver, Just Tyrone, Princess Labia,
VIRGINS= 2
VISTORS=0
TOTAL HASHERS= 21

The Weekend actually started off on SATURDAY when PETERBILT, SHAVE MY WIFE PLEASE, ITS TOO SOFT, JUST JESSICA, JUST LARRY, ARE THEY REAL, PACKhER ASS, JUST ALEX, BALLSALOTPUS, and I watched the Packers play in the snow bowl and beat the Seahawks after giving up 14 1st quarter points. WHAT A GAME!!

The GM laid the trail live from the Holiday Club. I planned the trail with STUPID MAN who was to be our sweeper today. I warned him about the first check because the trail bent back on itself about 170 degrees. I was told By JUST ROB and CALVIN that it was a good check and seemed to catch most of the pack unawares. From here the trail ran back towards Wrigley and Graceland Cemetery since I was the hare I do not have many stories but I do know JUST I LEAN and JUST ROB II were complaining about some circle jerk that happened on trail. They told me it really sucked to be out in front of people like LIFA but soon found themselves at the back of the pack? JUST TYRONE was the one who burst through the crack house fence only to see it snap back on JUST ROB sorry but you got to keep your cranium up!! I waited at the beer stop and soon the pack arrived with CALVIN and JUST ROB leading the pack in. VIRTUALLY HUNG, earlier in the day, had ripped of the doorknob to his back gate
so many hashers got locked out of the beer stop until the proper keys arrived. JUST MIKE and JUST SUSE seemed to enjoy the run today now would they enjoy the beer? Everyone enjoyed the beer stop but HORN-E who seemed to have gotten lost once more, boy am I in for some poop. It must have been that terrible trail I laid that even the virgins found?
We got back to the bar and CALVIN ran circle. We said hello to long lost NUTTIN BITCH and SUGAR NIPPLES who have not hashed for about 1-year. STAB�em and SLAB�em snuck gyros into the bar and we sympathize with STUPID MAN whose knee went out. Hopefully he will be up and hashing in no time!! JUST ALEX was our NRB and LIFA drank his usual good beer much like MILK MY YAK!! PRINCESS LABIA showed up and was drinking Shirley temples today instead of beer. She says she was saving her strength for the hash cruise in a couple of weeks. BLOODY THIGHS purchased herself some new haberdashery, which looked great on her. While SPECIAL HEAD GIVER came straight from Hawaii to run with us today. After running the circle for a while hash pizza came and so we sang swing low. The last seen leaving the bar was ITS TOO SOFT, JUST TYRONE, and JUST I LEAN.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

Hash Trash: 1/6/08
Hares: Mouthful of Meat and Super Stuffer
Venue: Glascotts ———> Kelly�s Pub

VIRGINS: Just Allison, Just Rob, Just Marty
VISITORS:
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Uploader, Schinitzel Squeezer, Triple D, Just Rob, Packher Ass, Just Rob II, Calvin Klein, Batteries not Included, Just Jonathon, Milk My Yak, Barks on All Fours, Just I Lean, Its Too Soft, Mount Me Puhl�zee, Just Tom, Just Molly Totally Butch, Mount Schwiiinga, Flying Hooters, Chip-n-dale
VIRGINS= 3
VISTORS=0
TOTAL HASHERS= 26

The trail started from Glascotts�s bar but wouldn�t end there. The Hares made some great decisions by having a beer stop outside as well as the ON-IN be outside in 60 degree weather in the middle of January!! SUPER STUFFER and MOUTHFUL OF MEAT laid a great little trail that wound around the south Lincoln Park area. They even found a ON-IN bar that had free parking next to the bar!! The pack was lead by CHIP-N-DALE most of the day until he had to stop and write tickets for parking offenders. You see on top of his tight running pants he wore what most Chicago meter maids wear when writing their tickets, I guess at least you could see him? JUST I LEAN was being very manly and helping JUST ALLISON find her way around her first hash. JUST ROB II seemed to run the hash in penny loafers and jeans, I thought we already had a HOT PANTS? We were happy to see JUST TOM make it back for the first time since the ANTHRAX hash of 114 people. TOTALLY BUTCH was back from her win in
IOWA maybe we should have named her BARACK OUT WITH YOUR CAUCUS out? The hash made it to the beer stop where JUST ROB II took on JUST MOLLY in the shotgunning contest and totally annihilated her. It was so warm out that JUST JONATHON and JUST I LEAN played Frisbee in OZ park. CALVIN was in dismay that we left the beer stop and still had beer but many wanted to get back for food and warmer clothes?
The ON-IN was at KELLY�s PUB in their back area. We totally surprised our visitors UPLOADER, SCHNITZEL SQUEEZER, and JUST MARTY with all the hash songs we sang. I know I was horse by the end of the night. MOUNT SCHWIIINGA played the part of a comely beer wench this night and I thank her for it. CALVIN ran the circle and soon called for the virgins JUST MARTY, JUST ROB, and JUST ALLISON into the circle for their down-down. CALVIN asked MOUNT ME to demonstrate a down-down but all we got from him was his impersonation of �THAR HE BLOWS� from MOBY DICK? Maybe we need to rename that man. Anyway after the MOUNT ME debacle the virgins sucked back their beers nicely and we continued on for another marathon circle. TRIPLE D was called in for being a reboot while CHIP-N-DALE had no hash gear on? YAK was made to suck down his good beer and BARKS drank for being so beautiful. PACKhER ass drank for flogging behavior on New Years Eve and BATTERIES was giving away old hash
shirts. Eventually the hash came to a close but not before ITS TOO SOFT laid a big one that cleared out the entire bar area and made the fire department show up with gas masks on and hazmat suits at the ready.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1525

Hash Trash: 12/30/07
Hares: Just Jonathon & Just I LEAN
Venue: Atlantic Irish bar

VIRGINS: Just Kym, Just Bill, Just Kevin, Just Josh, Just Erin
VISITORS:
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Mouthful of Meat, Just LOU, Just Tyrone, Or-g, Just Rob, Virgin Banger, Renta Virgin
VIRGINS= 5
VISTORS=0
TOTAL HASHERS= 15

Another typical small hash due to the holidays hopefully the 50-degree weather this weekend will see a larger group of hashers out. JUST I LEAN laid trail for the second time in week with JUST JONATHON. They laid a trail that never made its way more than ½ mile from the bar but it wound around so much that it seemed that we ran over 3-4 miles today

JUST BILL had too much beer before trail and had to take a break behind one of the local trashcans. JUST KYM did claim she was out of shape but she seemed to keep with the pack very nicely. MOUTHFUL OF MEAT and RENTA a VIRGIN kept to the back of the pack and had a nice conversation on trail. They even found a perfect short cut back to the bar. JUST KEVIN was a bottomless beer pit maybe we should charge him double hash cash for drinking all of the beer.

VIRGIN BANGER even rolled out of bed to make it too the hash that was a few blocks from his house. JUST LOU decided to even make an appearance today at the hash. We eventually made it to the beer stop with JUST JOSH leading us in to an old style beer stop and we killed that 30 pack between all of us.

We got back the bar and I ran the circle I put OR-G in between all of the virgins so they we have someone nearby that knew all of hash songs. JUST ROB was punished for being a wimp and not running today but we forgive him NOT!!! Well the hash was fun and OUR hares JUST I LEAN and JUST JONATHON found a really great hash bar. Hope to see you this weekend when we have 50-degree weather.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

Hash Trash: 12/23/07
Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Just I LEAN
Venue: Morgan’s

VIRGINS: Just Allison, Just Nick
VISITORS:
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Horn-e, Stupid Man, Prick of The Litter, Mud Sucker, Full Term
VIRGINS= 0
VISTORS=0
TOTAL HASHERS= 8

Boy after having a hash the weekend before of 114 hashers we had one of the smallest hashes this year today. Guess it was good we had Anthrax the weekend before. The weather was terrible with it being very cold but that didn’t stop us from hashing today. JUST I LEAN and I set a trail that ran through the UIC campus. PRICK of the LITTER was the FRB and he found trail cutting through the UIC football field. Eventual the pack made their way up the stairs to a local parking garage and we had our beer stop.

We made our way back to the bar where STUPID MAN was still eating and watching the bear game. FULL TERM agreed that the weather was frightful out today. WE did welcome JUST ALLISON to the hash with JUST NICK. She was very disappointed that she did not make the ANTHRAX hash the previous weekend but she did get an earful of songs from us today. Next weekend should be an eventful hash with JUST JONATHON and JUST I LEAN our hares.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

Hash Trash: 12/9/07
Hares: Calvin Klein & Batteries not Included
Venue: Burtons Place

VIRGINS:
VISITORS:
HASHERS: Just Pat, Special Ed Giver, Chicken Stiffer, At Your Cervix, Just Katherine, Just Rob, Frosted Discharge, Cums in my Assfault, Horn-e, Just Steve, Super Stuffer, Its Too Soft, Chippendale, Mount Me Puh�lzee, Lifa, Just Tyrone, Peterbilt, Just Molly, Mouthful of Meat,
VIRGINS= 0
VISTORS=0
TOTAL HASHERS= 21

CALVIN and BATTRIES laid this hash from a new hash bar south of North Ave. on Wells street and thing went really well. We had a private room, warm beer, which was switched for cold beer, and good food. This combination usually makes the hash happy. Throw in the fact that we had a roaring fireplace and over 20 hashers on a cold wet day than you have a very happy pack. The trail was set with over 20 pounds of red powder AKA flour which CALVIN carried while Batteries wore her FMB boots to stay warm and lazy to carry the dry wall. The circle was started after numerous hashers bought the new haberdashery. This new stuff should be gone by Anthrax so if you want a new shirt show up early at Anthrax to be able to find your size and color. We have already sold about 33% of the new stuff bought. I guess we are going to need to find new things to make! Back to the circle. The pack of 20 listened and were told be careful of the ICE but JUST STEVE ran on and quickly fell on
his ass. LIFA and CHIPPENDALE soon had the FRB position and had the pack going south and west and then back east. JUST KATHERINE was not going to let a little Chicago winter prevent her from wearing shorts, and shorts she wore!! The pack soon was down near the Water Tower place. ITS TOO SOFT with his whistler GPS device was ever vigilant as to where he was, and close behind him was CUMS in MY ASSFAULT and MOUTHFUL OF MEAT. We ran by the TOWERING PHALIC symbol known as the JOHN has a COCK building but the doorman were seen sweeping up the flour marks left outside by CALVIN, it helped that the hares were sweeping this trail. LIFA soon was nailed and took the false trail out to the lake, but I saw JUST STEVE cross Michigan ave. on trail so I called for JUST TYRONE and SUPER STUFFER to follow him. The trail wound back and forth through the tall buildings until it got back to the bar.
AT YOUR CERVIX, JUST KATHERINE, SPECIAL ED GIVER, and MOUTHFUL were soon warming their buns on the fire, now all the needed was some hot dogs but they turned down HORN-E. The pack called for beer and I obliged by ordering four pitchers the only problem is was it tasted like it had sat near the fire for too long so our bartender went down stairs to get the cold stuff. CHIPPENDALE was hot for food so CALVIN got the circle going quickly in 15 minutes and we brought out our victims for Hash crimes. FROSTED DISCHARGE, JUST PAT, and JUST ROB were part of the six-pack group wearing their new hash gear proudly so they drank. If you don�t understand this look at the picture Czar�s shots in the album! The FRB was LIFA?!?!? and the whining bitch was ITS TOO SOFT for having to run the trail hung over. MOUNT ME drank for his new territory the nice area of streeterville, and soon spilled most of his beer on the floor? BATTERIES drank for her FMB�s and soon pointed out that
PETERBILT was wearing Velcro shoes again. CALIN had the circle going for 30 minutes because he needed to practice for the ANTHRAX HASH next weekend. CHIPPENDALE was so hungry it looked like he was doing the pee pee dance so we closed circle and he ran out for pizza. After everyone ate we reopened the circle and named JUST STEVE—> JUST EILEEN. We also named JUST KATHERINE—> TOTALLY BUTCH. She almost was named B�ROCK out with your COCK OUT but it lost be a small margin?? Premonition anyone? Hope to see you next weekend some time REMEMBER
DEC. 14= PUB CRAWL 6:30 pm at WRIGHTWOOD TAP
DEC. 15= ANTHRAX HASH 2 pm at HIDDEN SHAMROCK
DEC. 16= HANGOVER HASH 11 am hared by FLUFFER sin city hasher

ALL ARE WELCOME to these events

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM