CH3 #1753

Come out and help 10K Tika Ho turn another year older the best way possible – by getting her drunk!

Last year, she told us to cum in our birthday suits. This year, we’re going to class it up a bit. She requests that you dress as inappropriately as possible – which clearly means dressing in the most appropriate hash attire you have – your “bedroom best”

Prepare to form a love/hate relationship with the number “10” as this is the first time 10K and 10 Dix take on a trail together.

If you’ve run any of our trails before, prepare for a shitty trail. And, since 10 Dix is haring, prepare for even shittier weather.

Oh, and as always, please invite anyone we forgot.

They are opening the bar just for us and will be playing the bears game

Hash Cash: $8
Meet at 2pm, on out at 2:30
From da Hare: It’s my birthday!
From da GM: This one is at Weeds on Weeds, NOT Joe’s on Weeds. If you don’t know the difference between these two bars yet I’m going to rename you Donnie.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head towards the Loop. Exit at North & Clyborn. Walk South on Dayton one block and you’re there.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus to North & Clyborn. Walk South on Dayton one block and you’re there.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Dayton & Weeds. Search for parking for the next three hours because there isn’t any.

CH3 #1752

Chicago HHH Run #1752
Sunday 11/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: 69 Cent Man & ????
Venue: Four Treys – 3333 N. Damen Ave
Hash Cash: $10

From da Hare: Drinks included for only $10, with proceeds going to charity. Check out all the info of a GREAT cause to fight prostate cancer at movember.com. Special prizes for creative moustaches/costumes.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Brown Line and head to Paulina. Hop off and walk West down Roscoe to Damen. Turn South and walk a block to Henderson and you’re at the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus and School – walk a block North to Henderson and you’re at the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Damen and Henderson, marvel at how much parking there is in Costco Village.

CH3 #1751

Chicago HHH Run #1751

Sunday 10/30 – 2:00 PM

Hares: R Tard E, Snatchsquatch, & Fistful of Pricks

Venue: The Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Halloween, bitches! Dust off those costumes one more time and join the Chicago Hash for our annual Halloween Hash. We’ll have a shitty trail, some prizes for those in costume, and other surprises for those in attendance.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Brown Line and head to Western. Hop off and jump on the Lincoln Ave bus heading North. Exit the bus just a few blocks later at Lincoln & Winnemac. The bar is on the West side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western Ave bus North to Winnemac – hop off and walk a block West to Lincoln.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Winnemac, parking shouldn’t be too hard, but don’t park in the lot next to the bar, as you will get towed.

CH3 #1750

Chicago HHH Run #1750

Sunday 10/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Poultry F*cker & Soul Taco
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park Rd
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head North to Sheridan, walk up to Irving Park and transfer over to the 80 Irving Park Bus. Ride the bus West to Pulaski. Exit the bus and walk back East a block. The bar is at the corner of Irving Park and Harding.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head towards O’Hare. Get off at Irving Park and schlep yourself a few block East. The bar is at the corner of Irving Park and Hardin.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Irving Park and Harding. There’s a parking lot behind the bar, if you’re so inclined.

CH3 #1749

Chicago HHH Run #1749
Sunday 10/16 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lick Her Leash & Five Hole Failure
Venue: Cove Lounge – 1750 E 55th St
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare If you think that the bar is too far South then you need to blame your Gm – the only reason I’m haring this is because he kept bitching about how I only hared down in Hyde Park on Thirstday and that it was “too far for him to get to after work”.

From da GM This will be your last chance to rego for Anthrax X and get the $35 rate. Bring your extra cash because there’s no way you’ll remember to rego online afterwards, you drunk.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Monroe and transfer onto the 10 Museum of Science & Industry Bus OR the 6 Jackson Park Express Bus. If you took the 10, get off at the Museum of Science & Industry, walk North along Hyde Park Blvd until you get to 55th St, then head a block East. If you took the 6, get off at 55th and head a block West.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Monroe, walk a block East to State, and transfer onto the 10 Museum of Science & Industry Bus OR the 6 Jackson Park Express Bus. If you took the 10, get off at the Museum of Science & Industry, walk North along Hyde Park Blvd until you get to 55th St, then head a block East. If you took the 6, get off at 55th and head a block West.

You can also take the Metra or the South Shore line to the 55th-56th-57th St Station, if you know how the Metra or the South Shore actually works.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 55th and Everett – I have no idea if there is parking or not, so don’t blame me if there isn’t any.

Marathon Beer Stop 2011

Chicago Marathon Beer Stop

Sunday 10/09 – 9:00 AM

Venue: Approximately at Mile Marker 23 – Corner of 33rd & LaSalle St

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From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering near Mile Marker 23 (the corner of 33rd and LaSalle) to hand out beer to those crazy enough to run the Chicago Marathon. Since this is a volunteering opportunity, we’re asking everyone to bring booze and dixie cups so that we can better hand out beer to the runners. If you are coming, it is also important to remember that thanks to Chicago’s archaic laws, you cannot buy beer on Sunday until 11AM, so plan ahead and buy a case on Saturday.

If you forget to get booze beforehand, don’t worry – you’re still welcome to come and assist and hang out. The more the merrier. Signs are also strongly encouraged to show support for your fellow racist hashers. It is also strongly encouraged that you bring your hashing clothes, since a large number of us will be hopping on the Red Line and heading right to the hash. If you have any problems finding where we’ll be, just look for the following intersection, as made famous by the movie Source Code.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head towards 95th/Dan Ryan. Exit the train at 35th/Sox Park and take the 33rd St Exit (that’s away from US Cellular Field, you boneheads). Once you’re up to the street, head East on 33rd St. If you can’t find us you’re either blind or stupid.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line and head towards 95th/Dan Ryan. Exit the train at 35th/Sox Park and take the 33rd St Exit (that’s away from US Cellular Field, you boneheads). Once you’re up to the street, head East on 33rd St. If you can’t find us you’re either blind or stupid.

Driving 🙁 Don’t even try it. Everything is going to be shut down for the marathon, so even if you’re able to get your car down there you’re probably going to run into a ton of parking problems.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1747

he Tale of the Trail,
Batteries Not Included and Calvin Klein, Oct 2, 2011
…..The hash was scheduled for 2PM, start at 2:30. And there we sat until after 3PM and at least 3:15 before we got started. When I arrived, most were drinking beer and socializing, like hashers come for, around a table. A few were standing and a couple of hot babes, Drill In My Box and Just Do Me Slowly were perched on stools, waiting for some young hunk to approach. They got stuck with Horn-E. But really, we came to run. And damn if the hares didn’t finally make us run. Not the usual 4 miles, but well over 6, I’m sure. We had 18 hounds at the start for this A to B trail. Yeah, like we’d see then on trail. As best as I could figure, we lost Mudsucker, SnatchSquatch, Are They Real, Just William and W Jew 40 very early. They took wrong turns and found the trail On In and just quit and settled into beer on a beautiful day. That left 13 of us running this shitty trail. All right, not that shitty, but some long straights in it.
…..Starting slow, I followed the pack to the north and west. Finally we hit a Check at 33rd. Dr Fudge Packer was seen to the far north and On so Horn-E followed and with a toot of the horn, the pack followed. After a little loop in an alley we came to a Split. Couldn’t find it at first and Chicken Stifer was soon on it, but didn’t blow his whistle. Then Lifa found it and we were off, further north. We followed Chicken Stifer under a trestle and further north to another Split, Trail went back under the tracks and further south. But Horn-E and Dr. Fudge Knuckle paralleled and they were soon on again as the trail looped back at them on 26th. Dr. Fudge Knuckle picked a wrong way on a Split allowing Horn-E to lead us to a Check at Wentworth. He kept going east and was way off course when trail was found to the north. Over the highway was a Split and Horn-E was now so far behind, no one was in sight. They headed west and then north about two blocks away. Meanwhile Horn-E was paralleling the back of the pack as he headed through Chinatown. At 22nd the pack still hadn’t come back towards Wentworth so Horn-E was about to head west when he saw O’Shitty Runch working a Check. He followed just in time to see Ice Princess yelling On to the north and going behind the China Town Mall. As we headed east, our virgin, Just Alex took the lead and took us over to Wentwroth and a Split. Hey, well done. Trail now had to go back south, right? Wrong. We headed further north to 18th and then east. At Dearborn St. was a Check. Horn-E went south and found nothing. Trail went east, but looping over, he met Dr Fudge Knuckle on Indiana at a Split. Horn-E went south and was On this time leading to a Triple Split at 22nd St. Horn-E went south and Dr Fudge Knuckle and Chicken Stifer split the other two. Trail went east and Horn-E went just far enough, across 23rd, to see the trail return to him. Again leading he headed south past another Triple Split and a block later he had nothing. Looking back he saw Virtually Hung who seemed to point west and so he went west. Bye sucker. Nothing and no one on State or in this park. Crossing the expressway he still saw no one and didn’t know where to range over to pick up the trail. Probably, was, east. Anyhow Horn-E kept heading south on a parallel course all the way to 33rd before seeing marks. Heading backwards on trail looking for anyone or a missed beer stop, he finally saw Lifa. So he turned and headed on in as Lifa passed him and left him behind. This was a long straight until the little park just before the starting bar. Trail looped the park and in the southeast corner he saw Lifa running on in and a pack of those that missed trail. A few minutes later the pack started to wander on in. The Dark Kunt, Dr. Fudge Knuckle, Just Kristian, Chicken Stifer and Virtually Hung. But where were the rest. Oooops. We were missing Ice Princess, Drill In My Box, O’Shitty Runch, Just Do Me Slowly, Its Too Soft, Just Luke and our virgin Just Alex. It seems that they met a bunch of people coming back from some football game and were offered a beer. Hashers don’t refuse beer.
…..So the pack was finally complete. Calvin Klein led a circle and right after Batteries Not Included and Calvin Klein left and left us with the rest of the beer. And the pack stood in the fading sun and warmth and finished the beer. 10 Dix With Wings and Fistful Of Pricks made an appearance after the hash as our only two House Puppies.
On On
Horn-E