Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1462

10/29/06 CH3 #1462- Calvin and Batteries-�HALLOWEEN HASH

The hash started on time and in good order because the Bears were laying the smack down upon the hapless 49’ers. The Hash was in a joyous mood due to the 41-0 lead the Bears had when the hash began. The circle was conducted by an actual Hare with white pointy ears and a Hound in Batteries and Calvin. The young virgins Just Spencer and Just Jen were instructed in the fine art of mark reading by the hares and then we were off.

Mudsucker jaywalked across Broadway and almost became Mudstucker on the pavement, but Rearloader found trail and the pack was off. Chicken Stiffer lead the pack back across Broadway and ran into one of the walkers Erect the Red. The usual crew of check hangers of CP, Bloody Thighs on her high horse, and Sugar Nipples with Just Gunner waited for the FRB’s to find trail. Trail was found heading back to the lake and north towards Loyola. Arriving in the area of Loyola Just Mike was verbally abused by a student for leading from the back of the pack with the flag and carrying it at half-mast, more on that later. After running the trail thru Loyola much of the pack got split up but Mike Ditka aka EZ on the ASS could be heard screaming when the final score of the Bears game became known. Stupid-Man, I mean Stab’em and Slab’em stopped to help a pre-med student on the quad was he really that cute?? The Trail finally hit the lakefront where the pack had to climb over 10 ft pieces of concrete used as a breakwater. Bonner was seen giving Mouthful of Meat an extra boost over each obstacle that laid in front of her.

Mercifully the trail wound back west and through the Rogers Park neighborhood where Chicken Stiffer and Rearloader watched a one-man boxing match in the middle of an intersection. The CPD finally showed up to ring the bell and end the bout that was ruled TKO and an arrest. Finally the BN and B were found and the pack enjoyed candy and beer at Hamilton’s.

The ON-IN was a sight to see where the circle was served free beer by the Miller Lite girls, Leslie and Mary. Mudsucker for some reason kept asking for seconds? Lower Wackoff had changed into his cow costume that would have been perfect at the Chicago Fire hash, nice tits Wackoff. Oh and guess who finally showed up trying to share his nuts with the Miller Lite girls none other than our favorite hasher PeterBilt. Prizes were handed out and It’s Too Soft won for his tainted spinach costume, check out his photos on-line. But the big winner of the day was Mudsucker picking up free Bears tickets in the Miller Lite Section for this weeks game now if he can only find a date?? The circle ended but the hash decided to send Just Mike and Just Brenda out for a possible naming. The Hash in its infinite wisdom or stupidity magically changed Just Mike into Half-Masturbator. (See previous comments about his flag duties). Just Brenda had been deemed unworthy of naming but her day will cum. Hopefully we will see everyone next week at Paddy Mack’s

Chicken Stiffer- CH3-GM

CH3 #1459

Sunday 10/8/2006 @2pm
Chicago HHH #1459
Great Chicago Fire Hash : Oct. 8-9, 1871

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer and possible volunteer?
Venue: Morgan’s Bar and Grill on Maxwell Street – 1325 S. Halsted St., Chicago

We lost our hare for Sunday if someone would like to lay trail with me on Sunday please contact me. This is a great chance for Virgin hares to learn from a master hare. (Insert coughing and Choking noises) I have already found a venue for us that has $6 pitchers and good food. If no one will step up than be prepared for a Chicken Stiffer Death March that will cover all the areas of Chicago burned down by that damn cow. Please check out the links to the maps so you can see how far you will be running.

http://www.chicagohs.org/fire/conflag/pic-firemap.html

http://www.chicagohs.org/fire/ruin/pic0563.html

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1457

The Chicago Hash 9/25/06 by Horn-E

Our hares were EZ on the Ass and Stump Humper. I’d like to say something good about this hash, but I’m just not that big of a liar. Okay, I’m kidding. Sort of. The actual course wasn’t all that bad. The marks just weren’t were Chicago Hashers would normally look for them. Like under a street light. Like on a corner. Like suddenly appearing on the other side of the street. Like somewhat consistently spaced. To often we had a split or a check and didn’t know how far to actually check before turning back. Do we go over a block one time and a hundred feet the next?

The pack wasn’t all good at acting like a pack either. Short cutting. I’m often guilty of this. But when you see a short cut, you have to take it. Ranging. I’m guilty of this. When you range out at a check, and the trail goes another way, you either back track or range towards the lead hound. Not calling out to others. This is a group endeavor. If you are on trail, call it out. When you come to a check, call it out. When someone shouts out RU, reply either Checking, On On, or Looking. Lets work like a pack like a hash should. And blowing a whistle at the third mark after a check or the first mark after a split and never actually checking if anyone actually heard your whistle is the same as not calling out at all. Lets work together so we can resolve trails that aren’t marked all that well in a more timely and organized manner.

And remember that the idea is to run as a group. The purpose of checking and splits is to regroup the pack, not split them up all over the city. One of our newer hashers said at the beer stop that this wasn’t fun. That is how we lose people. Our trails are supposed to be fun, together. I know that both hares tried to lay a good trail. But when that many fast. good hounds are scattered all over, something went wrong. Hares? Hounds?

The On On was good. Stump Humper’s mom put out a good supply of Mexican food for us and we all dug in. Then Calvin Klein led a decent circle and EZ on the Ass was almost overflowing with beer. We had a virgin in Just Kelly. And after the circle she tried to lead us in a dirty song. She sounds like a keeper.

Now everybody make plans for Chicago’s first Sunday hash of the season.

On On
Horn-E