Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1467

12/2/06 CH3 & SCH3 Idiots Day Hash
Hare:Speckle Bird

On this cold and crazy day with wind chills hovering around 0 degrees twenty brave hashers came together on the Northwest side of the city to celebrate the Annual Idiots Day Hash. The circle began promptly at 2:30 pm or in idiot language 2:45 pm. The circle began with the idiot Speckie using white chalk to explain his marks did he realize it had snowed the day before? What an idiot!! Son of Dick made himself a menace was soon found face down in the snow pushed down by the hare. Is the circle required to call DCFS for Child Abuse? After a quick chalk talk trail was begun with the Anus Clan leading the way. It�s too Soft was present and accounted for even after hosting a hugely successful bar crawl the night before. CP and her clones also made an appearance this day. The trail went left the trail went right and soon the first circle jerk was found by Peg Leg and Rhotan Man. True to form this trail was set by an idiot after one check the pack was seen circling and
circling the same park until Bloody Thighs found trail leading out of the park.
This led east a little until we came to our next split which was a turkey-eagle split. Lifa and Orgy our overachieving hashers went eagle while others like Just Inga, Just jessie and Just Patti took the turkey split. The trail ended up at some bar on Milwaukee Ave. that was connected to a liquor store go figure. It was at this fine establishment where old men passed around a shared pair of teeth so each could gnaw on some pizza. I think Dingleberry had more teeth than the 15 old guys in there combined. It reminded me of one of Ez on the Asses South side bars he frequents. The pack enjoyed a fine cold one and then took off on the 1/2 mile jog back to the bar where Stump Humper was already warming her buns along with Blood Thighs. The hash cash came back and beer was poured out to the welcoming pack.
Soar Balls and Stumpy lead the circle in welcoming the new virgin Just Patti to the hash, who by the way is paid in full for 1469/Anthrax. 2nd Timer Just Jessie will only be around for Anthrax and then she will be off back to school at MSU this will be a loss of some fine hash material. She is dying to be named before she leaves though. Grateful Dick announced that the Cuss hash will be run next on March 17, 2007 Sorry Grateful, But the Chicken should by in St. Louis for the green dress. The only other person not mentioned yet is Just Kaitlin so there she is. The hash was still going strong when the Chicken crossed the road at 7 pm and may still be there now. Also thanks to whoever bought our food because we were informed that the food order was taken care of if not I owe someone $7.

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

CH3 #1467

Sunday 12/3/2006 @2pm
Chicago HHH #1467 Idiots’ Day Joint Hash w/Second City
Hare(s): Specklebird
Venue: Windsor Tavern – 4530 N Milwaukee Ave

This Sunday, Dec. 3, Specklebird will enthrall us with something like the 9th edition of his now-famous Idiot’s Day Hash. You don’t even need a half-mind for this one. I think a quarter will do.

To get there (these are my improvised directions, as none were provided for the hare, so I do not guarantee them):

From City: take I-94 north to Montrose, turn left (west) on Montrose and go about a mile to Milwaukee and turn right. Windsor should be about a block and a half up.

From North: Exit 94 at Cicero, go south to Montrose, turn right and go about a half-mile to Milwaukee, turn right and look for Windsor in about a block and a half.

From Northwest (I-90): Don’t take I-90. I don’t know directions from there.

CTA: Take Blue line to Montrose. Hitch-hike with compassionate hashers who will pick you up and take you a mile or so west and a couple blocks up Milwaukee.

Metra: Take Milwaukee District North line leaving Fox Lake at 12:45 or Union Station at 12:35 to the Mayfair stop. Go west on Montrose or hitch-hike as above.

CH3 #1466

Sunday 11/26/2006 @2pm
Chicago HHH #1466

Hare(s): Horn-E.
Venue: Cumberland (8400 W) and Irving Park (4000 N).

A to B – B: Heeny’s (2nd Old Style sign West of Cumberland on Irving)

Horn-E Woods Shiggy Run. Come experience one of Chicago’s most experienced hares in his element. Guaranteed to have a good time!

This would be an all woods hash. Let’s get out in the woods while the weather is still warm. Current predicted weather is 48 and partly cloudy. In the woods there is very little wind. It should be perfect for running. Meet at the Bus shelter. Calvin Klein can just head to the Old Style Bar and Batteries Not Included will be expected to hash with us. No excuses. She’s hared here before. I’m going to try something a little different on course. I ran it by OrG and he likes the idea. If the pack just plays along, it should be fun. Come on out and see what the surprise is. It can only be done here. $6

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1465

Chicago Hash 11/19/06 Hash Trash
Hares: Cum in My Assfault & Boner Malfunction

The Hash was supposed to start around 2:30 pm after the mismanagement meeting held at It’s too Soft’s place. The irony was that the hares made most of this meeting instead of setting trail. This pushed the start time of the hash closer to 3 pm but are there rules to hashing?!?!? Boner and Cum in My Assfault lead the circle which included 2nd time hasher Just Inga, who even brought a new virgin Just Jessie. Just Inga also bought a rego for the 1469/Anthrax hash so the hash seems to have corrupted another young mind, oh what a waste! The hares then informed the circle that the first part of trail would be live and they would need 12 minutes for a cranium start. Lifa and Virtually Hung lead the circle in a warm up to Father Abraham. While this was going on Smell This tried to be sneaky and stuffed the CH3 flag into the garbage which he got a down-down for at the ON-IN.

After the warm up the hash took off up Broadway and began to follow this f***** up trail with Assflac, Lifa, and Happy Ass Grabber leading the pack. The trail wound thru the Lakeview neighborhood and came to a serious check on the corner of Belmont and Halsted. Here the pack ran into a stone wall on trail which caused some serious check hanging to be done by Bloody Thighs, Magnetic Muff, and Sugar Nipples. The trail went SW thru the bank and was sniffed out by 2-Tiks to a Pair a Thighs, maybe she should try navigating one of her flights for United? The trail kept going SW and seemed to be on a direct line back to PARTY CENTRAL, but NO!!!! The flag bearer, Chicken Stiffer found trail going thru Illinois Masonic Hospital along with Furberger and Lifa. It followed the EL line for a few blocks and went West on Diversey to a screwed up check on Lincoln and Diversey. Here the pack separated and Princess Labia went one way Horn-E went another and Mudsucker just got lost or
did he??

The trail eventually was found to make its way South towards the original party central and a pack formed around Flying Hooter’s but does she constitute a pack by herself? Ask the Thursday crowd about that one!! The Beer Near and Beer was located and Boner had Beer and Rum for the pack. Sir Poops A Lot grabbed a berry beer I thought those were for the chicks?? We have to say our good-byes to POOPS and Special Head because they are leaving for Hawaii. What a load of crap can’t take the cold you two? And you will miss 1469!!! I heard many hashers complaining later that the trail sucked because they missed the beer stop. But if the Virgin, Just Jessie, can find the beer what is your excuse? Even Milk-My-Yak partook of the fine amber of the Gods before leaving for home.

The ON IN was at Friar Tuck’s where the Hares were lambasted for their nonchalant trail setting attitude. They were nailed at least three times for such a shitty trail, but they did make up for it in FOOD. Virtually Hung guest RA’d for the day and welcomed our new virgin Just Jessie who learned quickly not to wear new shoes to a hash. Free food seems to be an ongoing theme for the hash lately because those who showed up on Sunday got a free TURKEY dinner at the Tuck. Have a Happy Turkey Day and we will wee you next weekend!!

CHICKEN STIFFER

Mismanagement Highlights

11/19/06 – Mismanagement Highlights

Thanks to all of those people who showed up or submitted information.

Present: Chicken Stiffer-GM, Calvin Klein-RA, Stump Humper-RA, It’s too Soft- WEB Master, Milk-My-Yak-Haberdashery, Horn-E, Batteries Not Included, CP, Boner Malfunction, Cums in My Assfault, Virtually Hung, Rotten Whore, and Mudsucker

Budget-

After yesterdays meeting the CH3 has $2056 in the bank $687 of it is 1469 $$.
We have made $70 so far from t-shirt sales.
Up to $300 was approved to buy more whistles for CH3.
1469/Anthrax hash

We have 40 hashers signed up for 1469 already. 1469/Anthrax should only cost the hash about $150.
We have visitors coming in from Minneapolis, Indy, St. Louis, Milwaukee, KC, Little Rock, and Grand Rapids let�s show them how to PAR-TAY!!!!
We also have 3 virgins signed up already.
Hare Raiser- Rearloader

Rearloader continues to do a commendable job but we can help him out by volunteering to be a hare, and finding venues that have beer specials. If your stuck try this website http://www.drinktown.com/chicago.html to find a bar.
WEB-DUDE SOCIAL DUDE.

12 bars of Christmas bar crawl on Dec. 2. 300+ people show up
Dec. 9th PEARL HARBOR in Waukesha
Haberdashery-

We will put in an order for long sleeve t-shirts this week.
The hash decided to buy more whistles with the CH3 label on them.
Virtual is checking out a Dri-knit shirt for us
HashBall-

Rotten Whore and Stump Humper will begin to plan this event.
The date for Hashball is set for FEB. 24!!!
RA�s

Calvin & Stump Humper wants to introduce one new song to the hash a month so please learn it.
We have found the RA robes and will use them on special occasions.
1500 HASH

The hash decided 1500th will be on JULY 21, 2006 mark your calendar�s!!!
The committee for this hash is Virtual, Milk, Mouthful, It�s too Soft, and GM.
The committee will decide who hares this hash and where it will be.
Misc

Non-drinkers- The hash voted to leave this issue up to the GM.
Nomination ballots will come out in JAN.
Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

CH3 #1465

Sunday 11/19/2006 @2pm
Chicago HHH #1465

Hare(s): Assfault & Boner Malfunction
Venue: Friar Tuck – 3010 N Broadway

ASSFAULT and BONER nice job $4 pitchers in Lincoln Park/Lakeview. Take note future hares this is the way you hare. You get your venue out more than one week in advance and get a great pitcher deal and the deals are out there you need to ask. Now hares be aware that the Pack will walking from Fuji’s to the Tuck so you may want to be careful on how you lay trail, just a suggestion.

Mismanagement Meeting

Sunday 11/19/2006 @ Noon
Chicago HHH Mismanagement Meeting

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer – GM
Venue: Fuji’s Party Central – 933 W. Wolfram #3 RIGHT NEXT TO the Diversey Brown Line stop. Note the friggin buzzer still doesn’t work so just come up the back stairs as usual.

NOTE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF MISMANAGEMENT – WE ENCOURAGE ALL HASHERS INTERESETED IN HELPING RUN THE HASH ATTEND.

See Agenda Below

The Mismanagement meeting will start at Noon at It’s too Soft’s “Party Central” @ 933 W. Wolfram, #3. I invite all to attend to talk mainly about the plans for next year’s #1500 hash.

The BEARS will be on playing the JETS in Hi Definition but Lo sound so we can conduct business. I will place the agenda and current budget in the this groups files so you can look at them before the meeting. The Sunday hash this day is at Friar Tucks which is 4 blocks away so we can walk down to it together after the meeting. We may ask for a few $$ to get some beer for this meeting and Bears viewing

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

CH3 #1464

Sunday 11/12/2006 @2pm
Chicago HHH #1464
Rear Loader’s 3rd Annual Veteran’s Day Boots & ‘Ute’s Run

Hare(s): Rear Loader
Venue: Ravenswood Pub – 5455 N. Ravenswood Ave.

Remember to wear your favorite Military Service attire in lieu of Hash attire. Boots and Utes are optional for those Hard Corps veterans. Hashers that show up with a lanyard will get a special give-away.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1463

11/5/06 Chicago Hash #1463
CP & BushWacker—> hares
By Chicken Stiffer

The trail started from Paddy Mack?s at 4200 N block of Pulaski. We had Sir Poops Alot, Special Head, Agador Spartacus, Lifa, Chicken Stiffer, Its too Soft, Mount Me and Coffee with Just Hannah, Sugar Nipples, Just Gunner, Leisure Suit Larry, Erect the Red, Milk-my-Yak, and Barks on All Fours start off on trail. The trail went North up Pulaski where there was a major check on the corner of Pulaski and Montrose. It was there where the pack got really confused because at first Chicken Stiffer couldn?t count right and missed the trail going west because he couldn?t count up to three marks. After about 20 minutes and with the help of Bushwacker, the hare, Lifa was able to find trail heading back South West but it would have helped if the hares had used a curve or arrow to denote a turn on the trail. On trail Leisure Suit Larry kept talking about his trifecta of the week, which was completing the TH3, Moon Hash, and CH3 in four days, what a racist. It was fun to watch
Just Gunner drag Sugar Nipples all over the pavement today. When we got to the beer stop Sugar Nipples asked for the FRB?s to take Gunner next time and wear him out. Those whistles on trail do help people alot Sir Poops and Chicken were able to home in on the trail because Lifa had his whistle to direct the pack to On Trail. The pack kept running SW until we got to the Kennedy underpass at California. There after another check the trail continued SW where it went through some streets and a house under construction. The FRB set up a trap consisting off garbage cans blocking the gate exit. We heard later that Mount Me and others had to circumnavigate this obstruction. The beer stop was at CP?s place near Belmont and the Milwaukee tracks, where we found Milk, Coffee, and Barks eating chips and drinking beer. Just Hannah has come in very handy lately because she has been the ?BEER BUGGY?, maybe a name in there somewhere?? CP & Bush were great hares because they provided not only DRINK but FOOD at the Ssop and all were happy, but where was Erect the Red????

The On In was at Brudders at Addison and Pulaski, where CP arranged $5 pitchers for the hash WOO HOO more Beer. It is at this point that Mudsucker and Bloody Thighs made an appearance, Mudsucker was distraught over the loss of the Bears that day and drowned his sorrows in a beer and burger. We also found Erect the Red waiting here for us. Mudsucker also announced his Chili party for next Saturday at his place WOO HOO more Food!!! We also found out via the Hash hotline that Calvin our RA had jumped from some precipice after the Bears loss dislocating and breaking his ankle Lets sing him a song ?DONNIE THE RETARD HAD AN………….?. On a side note where are all those hashers who voted not to push the start time of the hash back to accommodate Bears fans??? The Bears fans are showing up after the game but you ?NO? votes are not coming out at all for the trail and we know who you are. Next week the Hash will be out of the Ravenswood Pub in the 5400 block of North Ravenswood wear you Camo gear for Veterans Day and the Bears play at night with a Bears party at FUJI?s afterwards. Also we will have a MISMANAGEMENT MEETING FOR CH3 on NOV. 19 before the hash so come to the meeting and also watch the Bears play the NY Jets.