Mismanagement Meeting

Chicago HHH Mismanagement, Drinking Practice, & Wingsday

Wednesday 8/8 – 7:00 PM

Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N. Lincoln Ave

From da GM: As everybody knows, CH3 has the 12th Annual Power of the Pussy coming up very quickly (rego already). Since it is also CH3’s 1800th run (and since CH3 has no big expenses in the foreseeable future), I would like to propose that CH3 dips into the hash cash a bit so that we can make this year’s event bigger and better than ever. Normally all of CH3’s big events are self-sustaining, and the Ladies of PoP have budgeted this year’s event so that they in no way need this money in order to pull off the event, I am merely proposing using some of the hash cash that we’ve collected to boost the funding of the event so that we can do something special. I’ve spoken with Salty Gash and an investment of $250 would cover the cost of renting a pig roaster, but I propose going as high as $400 in order to allow for some additional libations at the on-after party at O’Donnel’s (since we will have to leave the park at sundown). This will be the only item on the agenda, and we will have time for what I’m sure will be a lively debate.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 11 Lincoln Bus and take it to Belden. Walk another half block South – bar is on the East side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 73 Armitage bus over to Halsted. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus and ride it North to Belden. Walk a block East to Lincoln and head South a half a block – bar is on the East side of the street.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Belden. There’s no parking here, so have fun with that.

CH3 #1796

Chicago HHH Run #1796

Monday 8/6 – 7:00 PM

Hares: R Tard E

Venue: Weeds Lounge – 1555 N. Dayton

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: White Trash Hash! Come dressed in your redneck best!

From da GM: If you don’t know the difference between Joe’s on Weed and Weeds then you deserve to get lost and miss the hash.

From da Ladies of PoP: This will be your last chance to rego for PoP and guarantee yourself a shirt, so bring extra cash, you wankers.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and cruise on down to North & Clybourn. Hoof it South on Dayton down to Weed. Bar is on the corner. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop onto the 72 North Ave bus and ride that sucker East to North & Clybourn. Hoof it South on Dayton down to Weed. Bar is on the corner.

CH3 #1789

Chicago HHH Run #1789

Monday 6/25 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Fistful of Pricks

Venue: O’Lanagan’s – 2335 W. Montrose

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Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that sucker out to Western. Hoof it South on Western to Montrose and then East on Montrose to the bar. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus North to Montrose. Exit the bus and hoof it West to the bar.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Montrose and Claremont. There should be parking for once, so at least you’ve got that going for you.

CH3 #1788

Chicago HHH Run #1788

Saturday 6/23 – 2:00 PM

Hares: AssCapades & The Dark Kunt

Venue: Foof de AssCapades – 4660 N. Winthrop

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Bring your CTA pass, you’re going to need it to complete this incredibly shitty trail.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that puppy North to Lawrence. Go downstairs and marvel at how even though this station is a shithole it is still infinitely better than Wilson. Hoof it East on Lawrence to Winthrop and then South on Winthrop to Leland. Ring the buzzer for “Gerring” and pray that he’s hope from laying trail lest you get shot while waiting for him. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus and ride that pony East to Clark/Division. Transfer to the Red Line and ride that puppy North to Lawrence. Go downstairs and marvel at how even though this station is a shithole it is still infinitely better than Wilson. Hoof it East on Lawrence to Winthrop and then South on Winthrop to Leland. Ring the buzzer for “Gerring” and pray that he’s hope from laying trail lest you get shot while waiting for him.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Winthrop. Lock your car and be prepared to find it on cinder blocks when you come back from trail. You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby! You’re gonna die!