Beer in a Box 2013

Beer In a Box
Sunday 4/7 – 9:00 AM
Venue: Buckingham Fountain

From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering at Buckingham Fountain for our Post-Shamrock Shuffle “Beer in a Box” celebration. We start as soon as the runners finish running 8k. Wave 1 starts at 8:30am; wave 2 starts at 9:15am. You could be drinking by 9am but the majority of the group will probably start gathering closer to 9:30-10am. The last few years we’ve had it next to one of those advertising sign towers closest to a beer tent in the general vicinity of Buckingham Fountain. It makes it easy to find us. Be sure to ask people for beer tickets as they approach the finish line.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Harrison and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then back north to Buckingham Fountain.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then south to Buckingham Fountain.

Driving Don’t even try it.

CH3 #1836

Chicago HHH Run #1836
Saturday 3/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch, 4 Score In The Back Door, & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Quencher’s – 2401 N. Western Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our pre-Easter Hash, and as usual that means we’ll be having it on Saturday and not Sunday. If you show up on Sunday you won’t have a hash to run.
From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail, so plan accordingly. Attendees are encouraged to bring food to share and all of your shit will be magically transported to the on-in where an entree will be provided.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that puppy west to Western.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Western and Fullerton you lazy jackoff.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Western.

CH3 #1835

Chicago HHH Run #1835

Sunday 3/24 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hoosier Daddy

Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Ride the Red Line north to Wilson, hoof it downstairs and then north on Broadway. Turn west on Leland and continue hoofing it over to the corner of Leland and Clark.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus east and continue on to Clark. Hoof it a block south to Leland and the bar is on the corner.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1834

Chicago HHH Run #1834
Sunday 3/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bloody Brown Castle & Snotcho Mamma
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs. Ride that pony north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Glenlake – fight with all the Loyola kids for parking.

CH3 #1833

Chicago HHH Run #1833
Sunday 3/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Barf Fly & Mudsucker
Venue: Turtle’s Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Well that’s one interesting haring combination, now isn’t it.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that pony south to Sox-35th. Take the northern exit out to 33rd and turn west – hoof it a few blocks over to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that pony into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line at Jackson. Continue south on the Red Line to Sox-35th. Take the northern exit out to 33rd and turn west – hoof it a few blocks over to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells.

CH3 #1832

Chicago HHH Run #1832
Sunday 3/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Back Door County
Venue: Helen’s Two Way Lounge – 2928 W. Fullerton Ave

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 74 Fullerton bus west to Milwaukee, bar has entrances just north and west of the corner of Milwaukee and Fullerton.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and ride the pony northwest until you get to Fullerton. Bar has entrances just north and west of the corner of Milwaukee and Fullerton.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Fullerton, parking shouldn’t be a problem, though you’re in Logan Square so you might get jacked if you stray too far from the hipsters.

CH3 #1831

Chicago HHH Run #1831
Sunday 2/24 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N. Wells St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Hash Ball “Hangover” run! Woo!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that baby south to Sedgwick. Hoof it east on North Ave over to Wells and then south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Ride the 72 North Ave bus east over to Wells and the hoof it south to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and North, pay out the ass for parking bitches.

Hash Ball 2013

Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2013

Saturday 2/23 – 8:00 PM

Venue: Big Brick’s Pizza – 3832 N. Lincoln Ave

Hash Cash: $30 until 2/17, $35 at the door

From da GM: As another hash year draws to a close it is time to look back and reflect on all of the good times that we had in 2012. Thanks to Little Trojan Annie and Back Door County, we’ve got a kickass drink (beer, wine, and mixed drinks) as well as pizza for three hours starting at 8PM. After that we’ll still have the space to ourselves, so keep drinking. Our theme this year will be “A Night at the Oscars” so come prepared to walk down that red carpet in whatever manner you feel is most fit. We’ll be announcing the winners of the CH3 erections and handing out all of the year-end awards that you’ve come to know and love, so be sure to be there. You can pay either Snatchsquatch, Little Trojan Annie, or Back Door County in person, or pay an extra $5 at the door cause you’re a wanker.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Irving Park, then hoof it west to the intersection of Damen, Irving Park, and Lincoln. Turn south on Lincoln and when you hit the corner of Lincoln and Berenice you’re there.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Grace. Hoof it north to Berenice and then east over to Lincoln Ave and you’re there!

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Berenice and Lincoln – you can either feed the meter or hope to find something on a side street.