Hash Erections Results 2005

Below I’ve listed the Award Winners for all to see!

I really hate that we had to rush through the awards so quickly as I would’ve liked for everyone to get their due recognition, but we were having so much fun socializing in the beginning of the night that we ran very short on time.

Please recognize the following peeps in whatever manner you see fit;

Best Trail – HornE’s Forest Preserve through the River (HornE)
Worst Trail – CP and Too Loose’s “Wrong Treasure Island” Memorial Day Hash
Best Themed Hash – 3rd Annual Anthrax Hash (It’s Too Soft and J. Paul & Chicken Stiffer)
Best Beer Stop – POP’s “Christmas in May” – costumes, jello shots, etc. (The 2005 Pussies)
Best On-In – Christmas Boxer Shorts Hash Chili Party (Too Loose, J. Michelle, Lower Wackoff)
Hash Couple – Calvin Klein and Smell This
Hash Bimbo – Calvin Klein (for always hashing topless)
FRB – Woody WoodWhacker
DFL – Red Snapper
Hash Wanker – Smell This (for general, constant drunkenness and showing up only after hashes)
Hash Shit – Smell This (see above)
Bill January – Stupid Man

Thanks Again to All!!!!

Too Loose

CH3 #1374.5

You asked (and asked, and asked, and asked…) and now you finally
get an answer:

Post-ball morning-after-the-night-before hangover hash, SATURDAY,
March 5, 2 p.m., at the Celtic Crown, 4301 N. Western. Hash cash only
$5, since this is a not-regularly-scheduled hash. Short trail ending
back at the Celtic Crown, where food specials include special prices
on wings and steak. (Perfect hangover food!) For those fools who stay
late and keep the party going, the Celtic Crown will start karaoke at
10 p.m.

The traditional outgoing GM’s “Screw You, I’m Not in Charge Anymore,
Ha!” hash will be Sunday, March 6, at 2 p.m., at some special secret
location which Virtual, in his lawyery wisdom, has not yet disclosed.
Maybe we can get him drunk this weekend and force him to tell us?

Hash Ball 2005

Hash Ball

Hollywood Glamour Nights

The glamour of Hollywood have always been the fascination of generations. Whether it was the years of the years of Katherine Hepburn or Nicole Kidman, Jimmy Stewart or Tom Hanks. Hollywood has always drawn the attention of the world. Here is your chance to bring Hollywood to Chicago. Dress for the Oscars as your favorite star….will you knock them out like Nicole or trip them out like Brad Pitt? want to dress like your favorite movie star? From Indiana Jones to Jake and Elwood Blues, Jessica Rabbit to Xena Warrior Princess, use your imagination.

Friday March 4th 2005
La Villa – 3632 N. Pulaski (Pulaski and Addison)
Click Here to See the Evite

Cost: 12/25 – 2/25 $30.00 ($5 less htan last year)
2/25 – 3/1 $35.00 plus $1.50 if using PayPal. Click here to pay via PayPal

You can also directly Pay Too Loose to Screw or Red Snapper at any upcoming hash, or send checks to Christina Schad (Too Loose) to 6709 N. Hermitage Ave., Apt. 2 Chicago, IL 60626

We will be having awards for the Hash and elections for the next CH3 GM. Nominations will be accepted for those that are interested in running for GM beginning in January….you interested? Think about that best Hash, best trail and cutest Hash Couple.

ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Get your raffle tickets to benefit the Hash Ball. one for $1 or six for 5 dollars. Next raffle coming up soon and keep a hold of those tickets for the grand prize drawing at the hash ball! See Backed up pipes for details.

GM Erections 2005

Chicago HHH GM Election Update!!

Don’t forget upcoming elections for our next GM as well as the hash awards to be presented at the hash ball.

Voting ballots will only be taken and counted from those Chicago hashers in good standing, attending any of the first three regular Chicago Sunday hashes in February and a single email ballot from each hasher. Click here to view a sample ballot. Please make sure to get your completed ballots to It’s Too Soft or Just Do Me Slowly.

GM Candidate Statements: Click here to view each GM candidates’ personal campaign statement. Statements will be posted as they are received.

CH3 #1373

Sun 2/20/2005 @ 2PM
Chicago H3Run # 1373 2005 SUPER SHIGGY HASH
Hare(s): Horn-E and Rear Loader
Venue: The first shelter just inside the Forest Preserve entrance at Bryn Mawr (5600 N) and E. River Rd (8800 W) in Chicago. View Map

With these two evil minds in collaboration, this is bound to be TRAIL OF THE YEAR! It is highly suggested that you bring your NASTY SHOES and be prepared for some Shiggy in the woods! I suppose that we will try to lay some kind of TURKEY trail for those hashers that are scared of a little dirt, mud, snow, water, ice, bacteria….. Anyway….this is one that is NOT TO MISS!

This will be an all woods hash, nastyness depending on the weather and snow or water cover on the ground. It will also feature many beer stops in an entirely new and fun fashion. We think you will like it. $6

To get there by public transportation, take the Blue Line to Cumberland. Exit left, south, around the rotunda and down the stairs. Go south through the multilevel garage to Bryn Mawr. Go right, west to the Forest Preserve and meet at the first shelter inside the Forest Preserve.

To get there by car, take I 90 the kennedy Expressway to Cumberland, exit south. Stay to the right and at the bottom of the hill is a light. take a right turn, a hair pin turn and follow it around as it eventually goes west. This is Bryn Mawr. Follow it to the end, East River Rd. Enter the Forest Preserve and park by the first shelter.

Weather: Mostly Cloudy high of 32 with 30% chance of Snow. (8 day forcast)

CH3 #1372

Sun 02/13/2005 @ 2PM
Chicago H3Run # 1372 Valentine’s Day Quad Hash

Hare: Red Snapper (Second City), Bumper Thumper (Chicago), Feeling Lucky (Waukesha), It’s Too Soft (Kenosha)
Venue: Doug’s on 41 – 38905 N US Highway 41, Wadsworth, IL 60083, (847) 662-3684. (Hwy 41 just South of Wadsworth Rd). View Map

True to the traditions of Valentine’s Day Quad Hash the hares have secured a location close to the IL-WI border adjacent to some of Lake County’s finest Forest Preserves so expect some shiggy, although we’ll provide turkey/eagle splits if we’re feeling generous..

Hash cash will be $7 for everyone, and the bar management will keep the kitchen open for a limited menu of standard pub grub that you can order on your own.

Directions:

From Milwaukee, take I-94 East (South across the IL-WI state line). Immediately past the state line exit onto Hwy 41 (note the exit will be on your left!) and proceed South approximately three miles. Bar will be just past Wadsworth Rd (second light after the border) on your left about 30 yards South of the intersection.

From Chicago, take I-94/294 West (North) and exit at Grand Avenue Eastbound towards the Lake. Turn left (North) at Milwaukee Avenue which is the first light past Great America. Follow Milwaukee Ave North until it merges with 41. Follow 41 North about 4 miles. Bar will be on your right just before Wadsworth Rd. If you get to the interesection with the Citgo station, you’ve missed it. Or for those who want to save 55 cents in tolls or don’t have an I-Pass, just stay on 41 past Lake Cook Rd/Edens Spur until you get to just before Wadsworth Rd.

CH3 #1371

Sun 2/6/2005 @ 2PM
Chicago #1371 Super Bowl Joint Hash With Second City
Hare(s): Soar Balls, Dickens’ Cider & CICO
Venue: Jimmy’s Woodlawn Tap – 1172 E. 55th St. in Hyde Park View Map

Weather: Mostly Cloudy high of 43 with 20% chance of Precip

The event will be A-B, with directions to the B to be left at A for late arrivals or those who get lost. There will also be a shag wagon.

To get to Jimmy’s, get yourself to Lakeshore Drive going south from the city (if coming from North/West, you can take I-90/94 to I-55 north and exit on Lakeshore going south) to 53rd and take an immediate left. Go about 2 blocks to 55th, turn right and proceed about 1 mile to Woodlawn. The Tap is about 2 doors west of Woodlawn on the north side of 55th. If you’re coming from the far south, you can exit from LSD at the Museum of Science and Industry, turn right on Hyde Park and left on 55th.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1370

The Tale of the Trail

The Chicago Hash 1/30/05 by Rear Loader

Sunday’s run was a good time with a wonderful turn out for a cold January day. We ran a beautiful square which started at the bar, went down to the lake, over to Lawrence and up to Bloody Thigh’s house. As usual Horn-E was absent, he claims that he got lost and was found back at the On – In. From Bloody’s house we ran straight back to K’s Dugout for a circle which was led by Milk my Yak and Rear Loader. It was a marathon circle with lots of accusations and down downs. We had a visitor from Okinawa H3 ( I forgot his name, sorry) who brought a couple of great hash shirts from the Okinawa H3. We had a drink-off to determine the winners. On the Harriet side, CP, Bloody Thighs and Red Snapper all did down downs to get the shirt and the winner was Red Snapper! On the Guy’s side, there were several contestants and we had to narrow it down to 2 finalists, Mudsucker and Rear Loader. Tensions were high as these two beer gladiators chugged it out for the prize. Sugar Nipples sang us a new song to commorate this battle of the big mouths. It was really close but Rear Loader came out the winner. Mudsucker was quoted as saying….”but you knew the song! I didnt know it and was trying to hear the down down down!”