HASH TRASH
July 14 2008, 7pm Beaumont’s
HARES: Chicken Stiffer
VIRGINS: Just Shaina, Just Katy
VISITORS: Hot Lips, Return To Gender,
HASHERS: Uploader, Just Amanda, Mudsucker, Horn-e, Salty Gash, PackHer Ass, Snatch Squatch, Virtually Hung, R-Tard-E, It’s Too Soft, Magnetic Muff, One-Handed Typist, Just Eileen, @ UR Cervix, Just I Lean
TOTAL HASHERS: 20
The Weekend ended with a hash favorite THE Beaumont Bar and many hashers in rehab for the week!!! Nick, Jesus, the bartender was happy to see us again and was ready to give us numerous free pizzas and pitchers of beer!! The night was perfect for running with temperatures in 70’s, we did a quick chalk talk and the pack was away. They ran east on Armitage and quickly found a check in the Lincoln Park OZ Park, but wait the trail double backed on itself. It was funny it didn’ matter which trail the pack took because either one would lead them back across Armitage and there were falses marked all over the Park so you couldn’t run anywhere else. We did lose Return to Gender, R-Tard, and Horn-e on the first check.
Later on Return to Gender caught up with us on Larabee saying, “I should know better and never FOLLOW HORN-E!!!” Good advice for all hashers. I’m sure since Horn-E got lost it had to be a crappy trail, right?? The pack ran south on Larabee and found the trail leading into the St. MIKE’s Church area JUST AMANDA found the path through the parking lot and VIRTULLY HUNG sniffed out the trail going to the BUDDHIST temple. Eventually the pack got to the corner of Wisconsin and Sedgwick where another check slowed down the pack until UPLOADER and JUST I LEAN found marks running thru a remote gate in the corner of a park.
The trail here ran to the Lincoln Park Zoo area via Armitage. I gave JUST EILEEN and JUST KATY a quick short cut and they were back at the front of the pack quickly!!! Many hashers said they had fun running through the park and beautiful neighborhood of Old Town.
The trail began to angle back towards my house and some older hashers like VIRTUALLY HUNG picked up on this and made it quickly to the beer Stop. The Beer stop saw the whole pack together minus THE R-TARD and HORN-E wonder where they went the trail was well swept? The pack got some water and Coors Light and then they took off for the ON IN!! We go back to the bar and I ran the circle. JUST I LEAN and R-TARD-E were the FRB and FBI. DFL’s were HORN-E and R-TARD-E. We made our new virgins JUST SHAINA and JUST KATY drink their first down-down. WE sang we don’t give a fuck about the whole state of MICHIGAN to HOT LIPS. RETURN TO GENDER was our other visitor. @ UR CERVIX drank for spilling beer and being a reboot. SALTY and PACKHER ASS were thanked for all of their work on the POP weekend. Eventually we closed the circle and enjoyed free pizza!!!
Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
CH3 #1555
Hare(s): Da GM, His Chicken Stiffer-ness
Venue: Da Beaumont – 2020 N. Halsted @ Armitage
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite surviving THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS of TOTALLY OFF THE HINGES HARD PARTYAGE @ PoP8 “The Ocho” – OMG ya got any game left, bring it to this hash because anyone who does all four days earns an automatic bid to the CH3 “All-Star” team. Event #4 of 4 of the Great 2008 CH3 “Quadrathalon”!!
I thought we were gonna let this date slide given the sheer carnage of The Ocho, so I have only one thing to say to His Chicken-ness – YOU’RE KILLING ME!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Armitage, hoof it three short blocks East to Hasted and cut North about 50 yards to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, Armitage 73 bus to Halsted, hoof it 1/2 block to da bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Halsted. You can park in the Lincoln Park High School lot but be sure to remove your sled before 10pm or you might be paying an additional $120 hash cash to Lincoln Towing by Cabrini Green!
Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1554
July 13 2008, 11:30 am JUSTIN’s
Pop Hangover Hash
HARES: Lifa and R-Tard-E
VISITORS: Broken Rubber, Burning Asshole, Coppus Rejectus, Just Kellie, Hot Lips, Just Virginia, Nurse HashShit, Palms 13:15, Postaage Tramp, PMS, Pees Like a Princess, Pup Tent, Return To Gender, Ricky’s Crab Shack, Sausage Stew, Sexorcist
HASHERS: Batteries Not Included, Calvin Klein, Chicken Stiffer, Crop Duster, Its Too Soft, Just I Lean, Likes it on the Bottom, magnetic Muff, Mount Schwiiinga, Mudsucker, PackHer Ass, R-Tard-E, Salty Gash
TOTAL HASHERS: 30
The hash was really exhausted after a hard night of partying but the diehards made it to the hash the next day. 30 hashers showed up at Justin’s and Burning Asshole was chowing down on $1 taco’s!!!!
The Chalk talk was done in the traditional R-Tard-Ease language so LIFA had to interpret for us. The hash had a choice of a short trail or a long trail most took the short but HOT LIPS, RETURN TO GENDER, ITS TOO SOFT, JUST I LEAN, CROP DUSTER, SAUSAGE STEW, and I followed the long 5 mile trail done by R-TARD-E.
The Trail went East and then south running through the neighborhoods just south of Wrigley Field. R-TARD-E teased us today because he could have run by the stadium but never did! HOT LIPS, RETURN TO GENDER, CROP DUSTER and I seemed to be up a the front of the pack with ITS TOO SOFT taking numerous pictures. Eventually the pack found trail leading to the house of SCHWIIINGA where the bad keg from the night before had been properly punished and now felt like being a good little keg and gave us the fucking beer in its belly!!!
CAVLIN lead us in a uneventful circle except for the wrestling match that took place between BROKEN RUBBER and SAUSAGE STEW. You can view this if you go to the hashspace of ITS TOO SOFT. Man if that is FOREPLAY I don’t know what they do for Sex in CUM-BLOW-US. SCHWIIINGA, PACKhER ASS, SALTY and CROP DUSTER got the grill going and we had ourselves a cook out complete with burgers and dogs. The Keg eventually was killed so we went to cans. Overall this was a great way to end the hash weekend on SUNDAY and say good bye to some good friends!!
Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1553
Hash Trash:
July 12, 2008 POP the Main Event!!!
FOUR TREY’s 3333 N. Damen
Visitors: Brrr (Austin), BIG HUMPERS: Burning Asshole, Nurse Hashshit, Pees Like a Princess, PMS, Postage Tramp, Ricky’s Crab Shack, Sexorcist. CUM-BLOW-US: Broken Rubber, Sausage Stew, Pup Tent. Nice Try-DECOC, Just Carole (Denver), HOT LIPS (Grand Rapids), Scratchy (GUAM), INDYSCENT : Double Fister, Fishlips, Oral Persuasion, Moan On Trail, KCH3: Extenze for Menz, Fuck My Mom, I is EZ, Waukesha (sucks) 2 Can Slam, Palms 13:15, Creamin and Screamin, Ass Clown (Sir Walter Raleigh) Finger Picken Good (Little Rock), Return to Gender & Just Virgina (Madison), Punch Drunk Beaver & Shaves a hairy Ass (Panama City)
Hashers: 69-cent Man, Coppus Rejectus, Sir Poops A lot, Puke Suit Riot, 2 Tickets to a Pair Thighs, 867-5309, Bag Squeezer, Barks on All Fours, Batteries not Included, Calvin Klein, Chicken Stiffer, Crop Duster, Cuma Slutra, Cums On I Lean, Hoosier Daddy, Inernational Virgin, Its Too Soft, Just Bill, Just Cari, Just I Lean, Just Julia, Just Nettie, Just Saud, Just YK, Lifa, Likes it on the Bottom Magnetic Muff, Milk My Yak, Mount Schwiinga, Mud Sucker, Odor Eater, Packher Ass, R-Tard-E, Rotten Whore, Salty Gash, Sit-N-Pee, Snatch Squatch, Super Stuff’her, The Enema Canal, The Grrrreat Lochness Cockster, Too Much Head, Just John, Virtually Hung, W’all BangHer, Stump Humper, Virgin Banger, Renta Virgin, Uploader, Just Jaime, Just Tony, Just John, Just Amanda, Ez on the Ass, Happy Ass Grabber, The hasher formerly named “I’m Late Again”
VISITORS: 31
CHICAGO HASHERS: 57
Total: 88 HASHERS
I got to the Bar around 1:30 pm and the ladies were already well on their way to getting the hash room ready for the day. SALTY and PACKHER ASS were ready for regos and ROTTEN arrived with ODOR who brought in his DJ equipment for the evening. LIKES IT ON THE BOTTOM and 867-5309 were out setting trail and MOUNT SCHWIIINGA was sleeping off a hang over? Slowly hashers began to arrive the most important being MILK MY YAK with BARKS on all FOURS and their 3 lovely 5-gallon containers of IPA home brew!!! The kegs were tapped and IPA was around for all to try. I can barely remember it from hashball damn that stuff is potent. The weather prediction was for thunderstorms throughout the day but nothing ever developed from it. In fact it was a perfect day to run with the cloud cover blocking what could have been a blistering sun from the hashers, causing us to sweat out our alcohol.
The POP ladies conducted the Circle. It was great to see so many familiar faces and a few new ones JUST JAIME and JUST TONY joining the CH3 hash today, but where was CALVIN, PMS, and POSTAGE??? They arrived right at the start because CALVIN missed the ADDISON el-stop? The Pack was off and I walked with CALVIN to the ADDISON stop because he saw marks there and we wanted to be short cutting bastards!!! I guess we missed the shot stop because the CTA was doing construction where the stop was going to be oh darn!!! We got to the first beer stop and there was JUST JOHN, FINGER PICKIN GOOD, JUST I LEAN, and MILK MY YAK with UPLOADER trying to get beer from a bad keg. Being hashers they tried everything. They turned the keg on its side; they turned it upside down, they even yelled at it to come out but to no avail. ROTTEN and MOUNT SCHWIIINGA ran out and got some beer replacements and the pack was happy when they got in.
The Second beer stop was off some where in the distance but before we got there the POP ladies said we would need to pick up playing cards on trail. These would be used at the next beer stop for some games. The next stop was PUKE SUIT RIOTS former abode and to get there we ran by the LINCOLN-BELMON street festival and through CUBS TRAFFIC that was happy after the CUBS beat SF 8-7. MILK MY YAK went back and got one of his 5-gallons of beer for this stop and we had plenty of IPA or HEINEKINS around. The cards were used to give drinks (black) or take drinks (red). MOUNT SCHWIIIINGA also had some hashers tell some jokes or do a dance! HAPPY, BROKEN RUBBER and I? Told some pretty bad jokes. The other team did some dance which involved one hasher pulling down his shorts, go figure? Eventually the Hash was asked to leave by a nice young lady. We invited to join us and CALVIN was even willing to sing her NELLIE DARLING but I don’t think she thought it was funny, too bad?
We got back to the bar around 5:30 pm and CALVIN, SCHWIIINGA, and THE ENEMA CANAL got the circle going. In typical Calvin fashion the Circle ran for about 45-minutes and everyone was nailed with a down-down. I is EZ got back her mug and PACKhER ASS got her gift from INDY. SUPER STUF’HER got the sleeve of death. I’m sure everyone was happy with the event so far no only if the food was good as well!!! The Circle ended and Hot Beef sandwiches with pasta were served. Everyone was happy with the food and ate and ate and ate!!! There still was food left at the end of the night. Our good friend ODOR got the party going with some music and the party room/ garage got hot so we went looking for a way to open the garage door. PACKhER ASS being every so resourceful conned the info out the bartender and found the garage door opener in the flower basket. The door magically lifted and cool night air floated in. This also allowed our resident smokers to step quickly outside for a puff.
Flippy cup was played by STEWY, STUFF’HER, JUST AMANDA, CHICKEN, RETURN TO GENDER, and others. ROTTEN WHORE danced on the tabletop and we have named her newfound friends on her chest as Exhibit A and Exhibit B!!! Overall I began to lose track of time, but I do know that more kegs were sent for and they arrived in magic white chariot or maybe it was jus a white van? The end of the night found JUST I LEAN mopping the floor because liquor was spilled on the bar room floor and the shop was closed for the night.
Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
CH3 #1554
Hare(s): Lifa & R-Tard-E
Venue: Justin’s – 3558 N. Southport
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 despite nearly two full days blowing the doors off at “The Ocho”. Ready for one more go? This will be event #3 of the Great 2008 CH3 PoP8 Hash “Quadrathalon”!!!
Note for those who want to try and make their Quadrathalon into a Pentathalon there is also a Big Dogs run out in Caldwell Woods (Devon & Milwaukee) @ 3pm! These guys do great woods runs and very often bust out the grille afterwards.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, cutover to the Brown Line and get off at the newly-remodeled Southport stop. Bar is just South of the L station.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison & hop the Addison 152 bus East to Southport and hoof it a block South to the bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Addison & Southport. Cubs play San Francisco at Wrigley at 1:20 so if you find parking I recommend you empty your wallet and buy Mega Millions or Powerball tickets because your karma is so hot you very likely will win!
CH3 #1553
Hash Run # 1553
Sat 7/12/2008 2PM
Venue: Four Treys
Hares: POP Ladies
Theme: Power of the Pussy
Power of the Pussy 2008
Chicago #1553 Saturday 7/12, 2pm @ Four Treys Tavern – 8th Annual PoP Hash
Hare(s): Eight CRAZY Harrierettes… 867-5309, Batteries Not Included, Likes it on the Bottom, Mount Shwiiinga, Mouthful of Meat, PackHer Ass, Rotten Whore and Salty Gash
Venue: Four Treys Tavern – 3333 N. Damen in Roscoe Village – Yes, a CH3 Major outside of the Lincoln Park/Lakeview Green Zone!
Hash Cash: $60 for the entire weekend until June 1. Rego will include Friday night Pre-Lube party at Kincade’s, The Main Event – Saturday trail with beer, on-in party with beer and plenty of food, and the giveways which will include the official event t-shirt and any other tchotchkes we can scrounge up as well as the hangover hash on Sunday. Events also priced separately.
The CRAZY Eight Harrierettes, 867-5309, Batteries Not Included, Likes it on the Bottom, Mount Shwiiinga, Mouthful of Meat, Packher Ass, Rotten Whore, and Salty Gash are proud to announce the CH3’s Summer 2008 flagship event, our 8th Annual Power of the Pussy Hash (PoP 8)!
If you thought Chicago 1500 last summer or 7th Anthrax took it off the hinges last year, this one will take it to the next level!!
Click here to download the PoP 8 Rego Form
Chicago Power of the Pussy Weekend: JULY 11th – 13th, 2008
CRAZY WEEKEND ACTIVITIES:
Friday night Pre-lube @ Kincade’s 950 W. Armitage at Sheffield (www.kincadesbar.com)
Start your PoP8 weekend with a “big pop” at this premier Lincoln Park neighborhood tavern.
Kincade’s is conveniently located 40 feet off the Armitage Brown Line station. Straight from Megabus to bar in under 20 minutes!
Our own private party room (separate entrance too!) with FOUR hours open bar (draft Lite/Bud Light & wine) and appetizers (wings, quesadillas, chips and salsa, veggies & ranch dip)
Real live Lincoln Park trixie sightings guaranteed, at no extra cost
Saturday MAIN EVENT Four Treys @ 3333 N. Roscoe at Damen (www.fourtreys.com)
Shift into main drive gear at this hash-friendly post-gentrification Roscoe Village classic.
Four Treys is conveniently located four blocks South of the Addison Brown Line station. Easy to get to from the hash hotels.
Our own private party room featuring entrees catered by the famous Buena Beef. (Dinner is both carnivore and herbivore friendly)
Our own “serve yourself” kegs will include light and dark beers
Bean bags, dart boards, pool table, and plenty of other sh!t to keep you wankers occupied.
DJing by the famous and Chicago’s own ODOR EATER!!!
Sunday Hangover Hash @ Justin’s – 3358 N. Southport
Steps from the brand new Southport El stop.
Be prepared to schmooze with drunk Cubs fans in the beer garden before the scenic Wrigleyville A-B trail.
Time TBD.
Yes this will be a veritable celebration of the CTA’s Brown Line (http://ctabrownline.com/) as we visit four of our newest stations! Also to save $$$ on all this L riding you can consider purchasing a two or three day CTA visitor pass which allows unlimited rides while valid and can be purchased in advance at the CTA website. Click here to go to the CTA website to purchase a pass
NEW!!! – HASHPATALITY SUITE @ Party Central Skydeck
Keg tapped starting 4pm Friday afternoon and available anytime the whole weekend until the beer runs out!
Where we go to pre-pre party, post pre-party, on-after party, and any other time you need beer in you when there isn’t an official PoP weekend event happening
Party Central is conveniently located literally right next to the Diversey Brown line station in the adorable Lakeview/Wrigleyville neighborhood and is the residence of Chicago’s own “It’s Too Soft” aka “Fuji” – proprietor of Party Central featuring the infamous “Hash Keg Power Hoist”
Beautiful views of Chicago skyline from the Skydeck complete with Bar-z-bo, fire pit, mega-grill, and new environmentally-conscious LED deck lighting.
Giveaways
– Special commemorative PoP 8 T-shirt, designed by the very talented and Chicago’s own Mount Shwiiinga.
Who’s Coming (Yes, it’s still real early but momentum is really starting to build). Links to Hashspace provided to prove their street cred – these people are all ACTIVE DUTY HASHERS!
.69 Man – CH3
867-5309 – CH3
Bag Squeezer – CH3
Bang Me, Blow Me, Get Me Off – Thirstday H3
Barks on All Fours – CH3
Batteries Not Included – CH3
Brrr – Austin H3
Calvin Klein – CH3
Chicken Stiffer – CH3
Cuma Slutra – CH3
Cums on I Lean – CH3
Donkey Punch – Indyscent
EZ on the Ass – Thirstday H3
Fishlips – Indyscent
Fluffer – Sin City H4
F#ck My Mom – KCH3
Hoosier Daddy – CH3
Hot Lips – Grand Rapids H3
I is EZ – KCH3 Its Too Soft – CH3
Just Angelle – CH3
Just I Lean – CH3
Lifa – CH3
Likes It On the Bottom – CH3
Milk My Yak – CH3
Mount Schwiiinga – CH3
NiceTry – DECOC
Odor Eater – CH3
Oral Persuasion – Indyscent
PackHer Ass – CH3
Return to Gender – Madison H3
Ricky’s Crab Shack – Big Hump
Rotten Whore – CH3
Salty Gash – CH3
Sausage Stew – C2H5OH
Sir Poops A Lot- Aloha H3
The Enema Canal – CH3
Virtually Hung – CH3
PRICING
If you’re a wuss or getting old and just and can’t drink for three days straight any more, events can also be purchased ala carte. Register early tho to guarantee yourself a spot at this CRAZY event as well as our cool t-shirt.
Pregistration Special Package!! Register July 1st – June 1st for The Whole “She-Bang” $70 (PayPal=$72.35) (includes pre-lube, main event & hangover hash)
Can’t decide? Choose from our a la carte pricing: (PayPal fees apply; see table below)
June 2nd – July 10th
$25 – Pre-lube Party @ Kincade’s
$40 – PoP @ Four Treys
$5 Hangover Hash
Walk Up/Day of (if available; cash only)
$45 – POP @ Four Treys
$5 – Hangover Hash. Also available for redemption of 62,500 S&H Green Stamps.
Click here to download the PoP 8 Rego Form
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Direct Paypal payments can be sent to [email protected]
*Please register no later than July 1st to guarantee a T-Shirt. Regos received after the t-shirt order is submitted will fund more beer.
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Hash Hotels
Belwood Hotel 1409 W. Diversey. $50 bucks a night no matter what day of the week or time of the year. http://chicago-hotels.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g35805-d123316-Reviews-Bellwood_Hotel-Chicago_Illinois.html
Red Roof Inn in the Loop, located at 162 E. Ontario Street. 5.5 miles from PoP bar.
– Rates: One King Size – $129.99 per night; Two Double Beds – $139.99 per night
– Parking is not available, however the hotel does have off-site parking available at 401 N. Michigan Avenue about three blocks away. The cost is $33 per 24-hour period. The hotel also offers a valet service.
– Please contact the hotel at 312-787-3580 and make reservations under the name of Chicago Hash House Harriers.
Arlington House Hotel (http://www.arlingtonhouse.com)
– A quaint hostel conveniently located 0.5 miles from Fullerton Red/Brown Line stop nestled in the heart of Lincoln Park
– Opportunity to meet “interesting foreign travelers”
Inn at Lincoln Park – 601 W Diversey Parkway (just East of Clark). www.innlp.com This used to be a Best Western and is on Diversey but East of the regular hash hotel. It’s $124.00 per night. Last we checked this was booked up too but later rooms may still open up.
Days Inn Lincoln Park – “The Rock n’ Roll Days Inn” (www.daysinchicago.net)
– Conveniently located 0.4 miles from the Diversey Brown Line Stop [Note their website currently does not show any availability for that weekend]
As in the past, a limited amount of crash space will also be available courtesy of the usual suspects. Please contact those individuals directly for more info.
Check for your latest PoP 8 Updates and Info on this page, link: http://www.chicagohash.com/chicago-1553-saturday-712-2pm-four-treys-tavern-8th-annual-pop-hash-new/
CH3 #1552
Hash Run # 1552
Mon 7/7/2008 7PM
Venue: Paddy O’Splaine’s
Hares: Virgin Banger & Just I Lean
Mismanagement Highlights
CH3 Highlights
7/1/08 at 7:30 pm
Hidden Shamrock
2723 N. Halsted
Present: Chicken Stiffer-GM, Calvin Klein-RA, Its Too Soft- Web Fool, Batteries Not Included & Mouthful of Meat- Hare Razors, Rotten Whore-Hasher, Just Amanda-Hasher, Moan On Trail-Hasher, Horn-e- Hasher- 9 Present
GM REPORT
A. Budget
1. Ok�ed budget $653 in Hash cash- NO QUESTIONS ASKED ABOUT CASH
2. No hash tax collected for 9 months. We will start to collect hash tax for the next couple of months.
3. Hash Cash is $8 NO ONE BEFORE MEETING or AT MEETING EXPRESSED any concern of the new hash
Cash being $8 instead of $6.
B. ANTHRAX Hash �Quick notes
1. Need Volunteers to help MM run Anthrax this year. SUPER STUF�HER has said yes to trail help?
2. ANTHRAX HASH DEC. 20 2 pm!!!! SAVE THE DATE
3. Maybe have downtown location?
C. Calendar
1. POWER OF THE PUSSY (POP) July 11-13 Weekend!! Talk to MOM, Batteries, Salty, Schwiinga, 867
2. Possible date for 1569 hash is October 18, 2008 marathon is Oct. 12 that date is out.
3. August 31, 2008 Labor Day Hash at ITS TOO SOFT. Also August 16, 2008 Air and Water Show Party
4. R-Tard-E wants to do a campout at his Place in Wisconsin over the Summer. Maybe September?
5. NEXT JV hashes will be July 26 & August 23.
COMMITTEE REPORTS
D. Hare Razor- Mouthful and Batteries
1. NICE JOB KEEPING US WITH HARES WE ARE BASICALLY BOOKED WITH HARES THRU SEPTEMBER!!
2. Have a new Bar wiki so hares can find hash friendly Bars. http://editthis.info/chicagohash/Main_Page
3. Phone line will only carry CH3 & TH3 updates other hashes have decided not to be part of hash line.
E. WEB dude and Social chair- GREAT WORK IN UPDATING THE WEBSITE
1. ITS TOO SOFT now puts out the CH3 hareline.
2. Will work on getting TH3 listed on the calendar of the CH3 website with One handed Typist.
F. Haberdashery could use new Haberdashery- New Haberdashery is MOUNT SCHWIIINGA
1. WE will have new tank tops for ladies out NEXT WEEK!!!
2. Have plenty of t-shirts to sell along with other left over things.
3. Looking at getting Dri-fit
G. RA�s & circle: Calvin?
1. ENEMA CANAL IS NEW CO-RA Nice job so far
2. New songs?
H. Misc
1. Bungle in the Jungle August 8-10 Big Hump campout
2. JUNE 27-29 DAYTON CAMPOUT weekend
3. Sept. 6th Cubs in Sin City ROAD TRIP?
New Business
– Bag Squeezer–> If you visit another hasher like big hump and miss our hash should it count? Bag Squeezer go fuck yourself. This was voted down but thanks for the suggestion keep them coming.
– Attendance has been excellent we are Averaging 34.1 hashers per each hash since Jan. 1 this year. Look for attendance list posted in the yahoo groups.
Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1551
Enema Canal
Chicago Cum-Times
Hashed Last Day of June 2008, 7PM
Piano Man
CHICAGO #1551 � So what happens exactly a week after the Cubbies sweep the Sox at Wrigley? Payback! The Sox clean up at the Cell placing the two teams at a dead tie. Well, for those who haven�t purchased riot gear for the potential White Sox-Cubbies World Series, you should probably plan on camping out at ODOR EATER�s or EZ ON THE ASS�s during that time. THE ENEMA CANAL and JUST JULIA are pretty much screwed since they live in that borderland between the 35th and Addison Red Line Stops way outside of the �Green Zone.�
But enough apocalyptics, the hash found itself in the fairly quiet and somber Piano Man where the residents of Wrigleyville (Are they called Wrigleys? You know like the Whos from Whoville?) were definitely not celebrating. Being that this was a BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED and CALVIN KLEIN trail we were all expecting a long trail full of heartbreak. Some hashers such as HOOSIER DADDY and CROP DUSTER remember the Beer Near followed by a Beer Very Near followed by a Beer Very Very Near from the last trail those two hares laid.
CALVIN, ever the considerate one, brought out the virgins JUST KAWIKA and JUST MATT closer to the Chalk Talk so that they would be guaranteed to be lost later in the trail. We also had a visit from PROSTATE PIRATE AAARRGH! who was in town for a confAAARRRence. We also had a dog, CHEESE, who is part of the HAPPY ASS GRABBER family. And as soon as CALVIN got tired of explaining marks we were all off to find the trail.
BAGSQUEEZER and JUST JOHN set off ahead of everyone else while the virgins were warned that following ENEMA, ROTTEN WHORE, or HORN-E could result in being lost for quite a while as those three are terrible SCBs(Short Cutting Bastards). After a couple of checks we were soon joined by THE GREAT LOCHNESS COCKSTER and TWO TICKETS TO A PAIR OF THIGHS. When we finally arrived at the Beer Stop, ww met up with ONE HANDED TYPIST who was lounging about waiting for SUPER STUF�HER to arrive so they could feed the bottomless pits of their stomachs. As we began to become refreshed in the oh so hot sandwich shop. Apparently the heat was too much for some as IT�S TOO SOFT felt it necessary to take the Clark 22 bus back to Piano Man.
So CALVIN and ENEMA held circle as chefs JUST I LEAN and CUMS ON I LEAN tended to grilling dogs. So what happened other than ROTTEN WHORE never leaving the virgins alone? Well apparently ODOR EATER mistook ROTTEN WHORE for LOWER WACKOFF which is just plain odd. Oh yes, I almost forgot, we celebrated the loss of the Cubs with song and merriment. We also had to call out MAGENTIC MUFF and SIR POOPS A LOT for not calling out other people. So who wanted to win the hash this time? Well it was JUST BILL with his triathlon shirt who had this overpowering urge to get back first. CROP DUSTER on the other hand distracted JUST JULIA and led her into the bar ensuring that she would be the FBI(First Bimbo In), just edging out TWO TICKETS. Of course that meant the DFL(Dead Fucking Last) was R-TARD-E that was until MUDSUCKER showed up later only to be later followed by MOUNT SCHWIIINGA.
HARES (2): Calvin Klein and Batteries Not Included
VIRGINS (4): Just Matt, Just Kawika, Just Jeff, Just Zack
VISITORS (1): Prostate Pirate Aaarrgh! (Charleston, South Carolina)
HASHERS (33): Bagsqueezer, Smelly Concha, The Enema Canal, Snatchsquatch, Just I Lean, Cums On I Lean, R-Tard-E, Crop Duster, Salty Gash, Sit-n-Pee, One Handed Typist, Magnetic Muff, Just Bill, Just Sarah, Just Julia, Just Kelly, Odor Eater, Rotten Whore, Barry O�Manilow, Horn-E, Happy Ass Grabber, Super Stuf�Her, Mouthful of Meat, 2 Tickets to a Pair of Thighs, The Great Lochness Cockster, Sir Poops A Lot, Hooked on Tonics, Just John, It�s Too Soft, Hoosier Daddy, Lifa, Lower Wackoff, Benafuckedher
WALKER (3): EZ on the Ass, Mudsucker, Mount Schwiiinga
DOG (1): Cheese (Why do we keep getting dogs? And who pays for them?)
CUBS � 0
W. SOX � 3
TOTAL HASHERS � 43 including 5 Walk-ins (2 of them being Virgins)
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Mount Schwiiinga was voted MVP of her kickball team.