Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

Anthrax 2008

Hare(s): It’s Too Soft (the original Anthrax Scare Hare) and Numerous Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: The Beaumont – 2020 N Halsted (Armitage & Halsted, just East of the Armitage Brown Line)
Hash Cash: Starts @ $35 and up depending on how early you register.

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Hare(s): It’s Too Soft and other Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: The Beamont – 2020 N. Halsted (Armitage & Halsted, just East of the Armitage Brown Line
Party: Private Party Room, 4 hours unlimited Beer & Wine, great food catered by Robinson’s (great ribs, BBQ chicken, etc), dancing under the influence and other great entertainment you just can’t pay for!

Swag: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir Nametag, Commemorative Event T-Shirt. Please note due to environmental concerns please re-cycle your Santa Hats from previous years and/or decorate/ accessorize you own. Prize for best-decorated hat!

Accomodations: Days inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night) or Arlington House Youth Hostel (~$60-$70/night)
Pricing/Registration:
Download our PDF rego form, fill out, and mail with check payment to T. Heldmann – 644 W Arlington Pl #2B Chicago IL 60614
Pay via internet on PayPal (note additional PayPal fees apply)
T Shirt Size

Hash Name, Nerd Name, Home Hash

>>> Nov 16th-Dec 7th: $35 ($36.29 PayPal)
>>> Dec 7th -19th: $40 ($41.43 PayPal)
>>> Dec 20th Walk-ups (if available) $45 cash only please
The World’s Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**
Saturday, December 20, 2008 Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1430hrs (2:00pm)
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2008 Flagship Event – the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year’s event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the HUGE backroom of one of our favorite hash bars, THE BEAUMONT right at Ground Zero of the Lincoln Park “beautiful people” corridor, Armitage & Halsted! This rather unassuming bar by day transforms into a huge dance club for the late night 21-27 year old crowd between midnight and their exceptional closing time of 5am! The hash will be there a tad earlier but for the true die-hards y’all can party there ALL NIGHT!! We had 114 peeps last year for 6th Anthrax and this year we have the space for waaaaay more!
Rego’s and pricing information will be available in October but to the extent we can continue to contain costs despite the cost of like EVERYTHING SKYROCKETING we expect 7th Anthrax to be priced as close as we can to last year and still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.
To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger’s remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump’s Do My Butt’s writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.
(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails
(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Pre-Lube Pub Crawl – Friday, December 19 @6pm: A “mini” pub crawl in Wrigleyville with 4-6 bars (Drinks are pay-as-you go with Specials TBA)
Hangover Hash – Sunday, December 21@11am: Hared by whoever in chicago MisManageMent can still move. Start location TBA. The usual $8 Hash cash applies but we should have leftover food!
Doubt our street cred? Pix from 2007 can be found by clicking on Pictures in the Nav bar to the right for the CH3’s official pictures as well as other peoples pix Batteries’ Pix and Return 2 Gender’s Pix and So So’s pix Pre-Lube / Anthr@x / Hangover

Click Here To Read About the History
of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare Hash

Who’s Coming So Far? PAID REGOS:

Road Warriors:
Anal Warts – Minneapolis H3
Ball Likkah – Minneapolis H3
Clit Eatswood – Minneapolis H3
Just Heidi – Minneapolis H3
Lickety Slit – Minneapolis H3
Minneapolis Mystery Hasher
Little Ho Peep – Minneapolis H3
Fuck Man Chu – Minneapolis H3
Cookie Cumster – Waukesha H3
Cop-U-Lator – Waukesha H3
Just Chris – Waukesha H3
Sphincter Grease – Waukesha H3
Oh My Dawg – Waukesha H3
Just Tomoko – Samurai H3 (Japan)
Wee Willy Nelson – Samurai H3 (Japan)
Balls Deep – Biloxi HHH
Wants Infinity Gets Five – Biloxi HHH
All The Way In – Over The Hump H3 Quantico
Hot Lips – Grand Rapids H3
NAGN – Grand Rapids H3
Unnatural Gas – Cowtown (Columbus) HHH
Fluffer – Sin City H3
Lil Pisster – Sin City H3

Da Localz:
Barks On All Fours -THE Chicago H3
Ballsalotopus -THE Chicago H3
Batteries Not Included – THE Chicago H3
Calvin Klein – THE Chicago H3
Chicken Stiffer – THE Chicago H3
Cuma Slutra – THE Chicago H3
Crop Duster – THE Chicago H3
Dude Where’s My Car? – THE Chicago H3
Glory Hole – THE Chicago H3
Hoosier Daddy – THE Chicago H3
Its Too Soft – THE Chicago H3
Just Angela – THE Chicago H3
Just I Lean -THE Chicago H3
Just Joe – THE Chicago H3
Just Taylor – THE Chicago H3
Lifa -THE Chicago H3
Magnetic Muff – THE Chicago H3
Milk My Yak – THE Chicago H3
Mouthful of Meat – THE Chicago H3
Mudsucker – THE Chicago H3
Odor Eater – THE Chicago H3
Poultry F*cker – THE Chicago H3
R-Tard-E – THE Chicago H3
Rotten Whore – THE Chicago H3
$0.69 Cent Man – THE Chicago H3
Soggy Deposits – THE Chicago H3
Stab’em and Slab’em – THE Chicago H3
Stupid Man – THE Chicago H3
Super Stuffher – THE Chicago H3
Uploader -THE Chicago H3
Corn Star – Other Chicago
International Virgin – Other Chicago
MotorWhore-A – Other Chicago

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Armitage, hoof it three short blocks East to Hasted and cut North about 50 yards to da bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, Armitage 73 bus to Halsted, hoof it 1/2 block to da bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Halsted. You can park in the Lincoln Park High School lot but be sure to remove your sled before 10pm or you might be paying an additional $120 hash cash to Lincoln Towing by Cabrini Green.

CH3 #1575

Hare(s): Specklebird
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park Rd, Chicago
Hash Cash: This time we go with SC @ $4 (drink fast!) despite the NY Giants’ Plaxico Burress taking a loaded handgun out with him for Christmas shopping this past week.

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That’s right, we don’t know much, but we do know that we will be drinking beer and ambulating like Idiots from the Independence Tap located at Irving Park Rd. and Pulaski.
The great and honorable Idiot himself will be presiding over festivities. Rhotan? you innocently ask…No, hisonner, the right noble Specklebird. This is also one of many chances you have to own one of the coveted (by someone I’m sure) Idiot’s Day shirts. ($10-$11.50 for idiots, $15 for proven idiots).
Walkers trail is usually provided, dogs, children and child-like behavior also welcome and expected. Bring some tasty comesteble for the On-In. Beverages will be in abundance.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Sheridan, take the Irving Park #80 (or X80 if you’re lucky!) to Harding which is a block before Pulaski.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Irving Park, hoof it 1-1/2 blocks East to Harding.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Irving and Harding. Parking is pleasantly findable in this neck of the hoods.

CH3 #1574

Hare(s): Lifa, Bloody Thighs & Mudsucker
Venue: Mitchells, 3356 S. Halsted (used to be Puffers)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the government’s latest bailout of Citigroup!
The pitchers will be $6.25 each (normal price) but they will also put out hot dogs for us to eat.
Be prepared to run some train tracks, e.g. urban shiggy.
I will have the Bears on the big screen TV after the hash (Sunday night game), so the party can gravitate to Mudsucker’s abode after the hash to watch the Bears crush (hopefully) the Vikings!!!
Mud
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, switch to Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
or – Orange Line to Halsted, then #8 Halsted bus south for 1 mile to 33rd.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to exit the Dan Ryan at 31st street, west to Halsted (3/4 mile), left to 3356. Or exit 35th (Sox Park), west to Halsted, right to 3356.

CH3 #1573

Chicago Hash #1573 – 11.23.08 @ Casa de Just Shaina – Thanksgiving Dinner Hash

Hare(s): JUST SHAINA, GINGER SNATCH, and POULTRY F*CKER
Venue: Casa de Just Shaina
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the hash not getting any of the $700 Billion Federal TARP (Troubled Assets Relief Program) for beer. Hash cash will be $5 if you bring a side dish (green beans, potato salad, sweet potatoes, corn. what ever

We have turkey, cornbread, mac & cheese, oh and beer a keg. Shaina’s place has a 50 inch plamsa so the bears game will be on!!!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Belmont 77 bus West to Monticello between Monticello and Lawndale which is generally between the Kennedy and Milwaukee Ave.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it a few blocks west to Monticello.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Belmont & Monticello. I have absolutely no idea what parking is like in this area but shouldn’t be too bad.

CH3 #1572

Chicago Hash #1572 11.16.08 @ Mad River

Hare(s): Crop Duster & R Tard E
Venue: Mad River – 2909 N. Sheffield
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite The Great Obama Landslide of 2008!

Note this will overlap the Philadelphia Eagles Club of Chicago’s weekly gamewatching party so we should be able to get their specials too ($6 pitchers of Coors Light and 1/2 price Philly Cheesesteaks!!)
Note some folks will be gathering at noon for the Bears game before the hash.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, walk three blocks South on Sheffield between Oakdale & George or Brown Line to Diversey and hoof it two blocks North to George.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, Belmont 77 bus East to Sheffield, walk three blocks South between Oakdale & George.

Driving ?

Hop into your hooptie and cruise Kennedy to Belmont, East to Sheffield, South to Oakdale.

CH3 #1571

Chicago Hash #1571 11.9.08 @ Windsor Tavern

Hare(s): Cuma Slutra & Virgin Banger
Venue: Windsor Tavern – 4530 N Milwaukee Ave
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite GM’s vehicle sales falling 45% in October. Have people finally figured out that huge, gas-guzzling trucks are not a good idea after all? Medium-sized, beer-guzzling hashers are much better.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Wilson, Montrose 78 bus West to Milwaukee, hoof it three blocks NW on Milwaukee to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, hoof it three blocks SE on Milwaukee to da bar.
Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Windsor which is roughly equidistant between Montrose and Lawrence. Driving coming from either south or really north west take the Kennedy, take the Lawrence exit and turn right. Turn left at Milwakee, turn right onto Windsor (ignore the contruction). There is plenty of FREE residential parking on the street!!!!

CH3 #1570

Chicago Hash #1570

Hare(s): R Tard E & I Like Dick
Venue: The Atlantic – 5062 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s claims of “exhaustion”. Yeah, right. NOTE THE CH3 WILL BE HOLDING OUR FALL MISMANAGEMENT MEETING AT 1PM BEFORE THIS HASH, ALSO AT THE ATLANTIC BAR. SEE AGENDA BELOW

1. Bears vs Detroit @ NOON show up early to cheer the Bears to VICTORY!!

2. Mismanagement Meeting for all interested Chicago Hashers will start around half-time or 1 pm’ish

3. CHICAGO HASH WILL meet at 2 pm and run at 2:30 pm

Come get DICKED and R-TARD-ed on this f****d up trail

CH3 #1569

Chicago Hash #1569 10.26.08 @ Pumping Company – CH3 #1569 & Halloween Hash Joint Hash w/Second City

Hare(s): Virtually Hung & Bloody Thighs
Venue: Pumping Company – 6157 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite rumours that Joe the Plumber will endorse the CH3’s upcoming hash tax plan.

This is Halloween so WEAR YOUR COSTUMES! Prizes for the best costumes and candy at the on-in

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Granville, walk West on Granville 1/2 block to Broadway and then 1/2 block South on Broadway to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 bus East to Berwyn Red Line. Red Line North to Granville, walk West on Granville 1/2 block to Broadway and then 1/2 block South on Broadway to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Broadway between Granville and Hood. Parking is usually quite plentiful for Broadway, being so far North.

CH3 #1568.5

Hare(s): W’all Bangher, Fuji, Snatchsquatch & Just Ira
Venue: Morseland – 1218 W Morse Ave Note new location!!!!
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the government spending $700 Billion bailing out the banking system. Imagine if we spent $700 Billion on BEER!!!

Note this is A-B trail with food at the on-in!

Lederhosen and Dirndln’s encouraged!!

A-B with a post hash BBQ at the on-in! We had so much fun with this combo we’re having another go. Trail will be quite different tho!

Weather looks to be spectacular too… what’s there not to like about this!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Morse. The bar is like 2 blocks East of the station.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to anywhere you can catch an Eastbound bus to the Red Line. Take that to Morse, bar is two blocks East.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Morse just West of Sheridan and two blocks East of the L. Parking is fairly plentiful around here as this is well outside of the Green Zone tho it’s probably better going away from Sheridan.