Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1575

Hare(s): Specklebird
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park Rd, Chicago
Hash Cash: This time we go with SC @ $4 (drink fast!) despite the NY Giants’ Plaxico Burress taking a loaded handgun out with him for Christmas shopping this past week.

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That’s right, we don’t know much, but we do know that we will be drinking beer and ambulating like Idiots from the Independence Tap located at Irving Park Rd. and Pulaski.
The great and honorable Idiot himself will be presiding over festivities. Rhotan? you innocently ask…No, hisonner, the right noble Specklebird. This is also one of many chances you have to own one of the coveted (by someone I’m sure) Idiot’s Day shirts. ($10-$11.50 for idiots, $15 for proven idiots).
Walkers trail is usually provided, dogs, children and child-like behavior also welcome and expected. Bring some tasty comesteble for the On-In. Beverages will be in abundance.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Sheridan, take the Irving Park #80 (or X80 if you’re lucky!) to Harding which is a block before Pulaski.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Irving Park, hoof it 1-1/2 blocks East to Harding.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Irving and Harding. Parking is pleasantly findable in this neck of the hoods.

CH3 #1574

Hare(s): Lifa, Bloody Thighs & Mudsucker
Venue: Mitchells, 3356 S. Halsted (used to be Puffers)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the government’s latest bailout of Citigroup!
The pitchers will be $6.25 each (normal price) but they will also put out hot dogs for us to eat.
Be prepared to run some train tracks, e.g. urban shiggy.
I will have the Bears on the big screen TV after the hash (Sunday night game), so the party can gravitate to Mudsucker’s abode after the hash to watch the Bears crush (hopefully) the Vikings!!!
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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, switch to Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
or – Orange Line to Halsted, then #8 Halsted bus south for 1 mile to 33rd.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to exit the Dan Ryan at 31st street, west to Halsted (3/4 mile), left to 3356. Or exit 35th (Sox Park), west to Halsted, right to 3356.

CH3 #1573

Chicago Hash #1573 – 11.23.08 @ Casa de Just Shaina – Thanksgiving Dinner Hash

Hare(s): JUST SHAINA, GINGER SNATCH, and POULTRY F*CKER
Venue: Casa de Just Shaina
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the hash not getting any of the $700 Billion Federal TARP (Troubled Assets Relief Program) for beer. Hash cash will be $5 if you bring a side dish (green beans, potato salad, sweet potatoes, corn. what ever

We have turkey, cornbread, mac & cheese, oh and beer a keg. Shaina’s place has a 50 inch plamsa so the bears game will be on!!!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Belmont 77 bus West to Monticello between Monticello and Lawndale which is generally between the Kennedy and Milwaukee Ave.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it a few blocks west to Monticello.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Belmont & Monticello. I have absolutely no idea what parking is like in this area but shouldn’t be too bad.

CH3 #1572

Chicago Hash #1572 11.16.08 @ Mad River

Hare(s): Crop Duster & R Tard E
Venue: Mad River – 2909 N. Sheffield
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite The Great Obama Landslide of 2008!

Note this will overlap the Philadelphia Eagles Club of Chicago’s weekly gamewatching party so we should be able to get their specials too ($6 pitchers of Coors Light and 1/2 price Philly Cheesesteaks!!)
Note some folks will be gathering at noon for the Bears game before the hash.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, walk three blocks South on Sheffield between Oakdale & George or Brown Line to Diversey and hoof it two blocks North to George.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, Belmont 77 bus East to Sheffield, walk three blocks South between Oakdale & George.

Driving ?

Hop into your hooptie and cruise Kennedy to Belmont, East to Sheffield, South to Oakdale.

CH3 #1571

Chicago Hash #1571 11.9.08 @ Windsor Tavern

Hare(s): Cuma Slutra & Virgin Banger
Venue: Windsor Tavern – 4530 N Milwaukee Ave
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite GM’s vehicle sales falling 45% in October. Have people finally figured out that huge, gas-guzzling trucks are not a good idea after all? Medium-sized, beer-guzzling hashers are much better.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Wilson, Montrose 78 bus West to Milwaukee, hoof it three blocks NW on Milwaukee to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, hoof it three blocks SE on Milwaukee to da bar.
Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Windsor which is roughly equidistant between Montrose and Lawrence. Driving coming from either south or really north west take the Kennedy, take the Lawrence exit and turn right. Turn left at Milwakee, turn right onto Windsor (ignore the contruction). There is plenty of FREE residential parking on the street!!!!

CH3 #1570

Chicago Hash #1570

Hare(s): R Tard E & I Like Dick
Venue: The Atlantic – 5062 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s claims of “exhaustion”. Yeah, right. NOTE THE CH3 WILL BE HOLDING OUR FALL MISMANAGEMENT MEETING AT 1PM BEFORE THIS HASH, ALSO AT THE ATLANTIC BAR. SEE AGENDA BELOW

1. Bears vs Detroit @ NOON show up early to cheer the Bears to VICTORY!!

2. Mismanagement Meeting for all interested Chicago Hashers will start around half-time or 1 pm’ish

3. CHICAGO HASH WILL meet at 2 pm and run at 2:30 pm

Come get DICKED and R-TARD-ed on this f****d up trail

CH3 #1569

Chicago Hash #1569 10.26.08 @ Pumping Company – CH3 #1569 & Halloween Hash Joint Hash w/Second City

Hare(s): Virtually Hung & Bloody Thighs
Venue: Pumping Company – 6157 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite rumours that Joe the Plumber will endorse the CH3’s upcoming hash tax plan.

This is Halloween so WEAR YOUR COSTUMES! Prizes for the best costumes and candy at the on-in

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Granville, walk West on Granville 1/2 block to Broadway and then 1/2 block South on Broadway to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 bus East to Berwyn Red Line. Red Line North to Granville, walk West on Granville 1/2 block to Broadway and then 1/2 block South on Broadway to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Broadway between Granville and Hood. Parking is usually quite plentiful for Broadway, being so far North.

CH3 #1568.5

Hare(s): W’all Bangher, Fuji, Snatchsquatch & Just Ira
Venue: Morseland – 1218 W Morse Ave Note new location!!!!
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the government spending $700 Billion bailing out the banking system. Imagine if we spent $700 Billion on BEER!!!

Note this is A-B trail with food at the on-in!

Lederhosen and Dirndln’s encouraged!!

A-B with a post hash BBQ at the on-in! We had so much fun with this combo we’re having another go. Trail will be quite different tho!

Weather looks to be spectacular too… what’s there not to like about this!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Morse. The bar is like 2 blocks East of the station.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to anywhere you can catch an Eastbound bus to the Red Line. Take that to Morse, bar is two blocks East.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Morse just West of Sheridan and two blocks East of the L. Parking is fairly plentiful around here as this is well outside of the Green Zone tho it’s probably better going away from Sheridan.

CH3 #1568

Chicago Hash #1568 10.12.08 @ Stocks & Blondes – You Want Me To Do WHAT After the Marathon!!?? Hash

October 12, 2008 2:43 am / itstoosoft
Hare(s): Mudsucker, Magnetic Muff & Glory Hole
Venue: Stocks & Blondes – 40 N. Wells
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the Cubs flaming out in the postseason without the aid of Steve Bartman. Sox are checked out too now. GO BEARS!! Better yet, GO BEERS!!!!
Four our post-marathon hash we’re gonna buy a whole keg from the bar so come thirsty cuz this one’s gonna leave a mark!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Washington & Wells, bar is like right by the L stop..
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Washington. Hoof it like four blocks West to Wells. Bar is by the Brown Line stop.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to da Loop and make your way to Washington & Wells. Look for a 6pm meter or pay $40 to park in a ramp, ya goof..