Category: Weekend Events

Anthrax 2009

The World’s Longest-Running Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration
Saturday, December 19, 2009 Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1530hrs (3:00pm – kegs will be tapped at 2pm) at the Piano man 3801 N. Clark Chicago,IL
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2009 Flagship Event – the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year’s event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the two backrooms of Wrigleyville favorite Piano Man and we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT!
Odor Eater returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.
Fabulous food (isn’t all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).
This years venue will be just blocks from historic and beautiful Wrigley Field and our hares plan to lay an incredibly shitty trail and show you some new Chicago scenery.
Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.

Pre-Lube Party 25-30 HASHERS are already prepaid for the pre-lube event at Kirkwood – Friday, December 18, 5pm@ Fuji’s Party Central (933 W Wolfram #3) and then Kirkwood (2934 North Sheffield Avenue) 9pm-Midnight: Keg will be tapped at Party Central and we will pad your stomachs with snacks. We will then continue on to Kirkwood (see above) and all your beer is included. $15 covers beer and food @ Party Central and 3 hours beer party at Kirkwood from 9pm-Midnight. BLACKHAWKS ARE ON vs THE BOSTON BRUINS at 7:30 pm Some will go early to Kirkwoods to watch the game!!! Note there is also a Moon Hash downtown at the Lodge at 7pm (21 W Division) which those interested in running some trail are highly encouraged to attend.

Hangover Hash – Sunday, December 20@ 11am: Hared by whoever in chicago MisManageMent can still move. Start location @ Hidden Shamrock (2723 N Halsted). The usual $8 Hash cash applies but we should have leftover food! We have a special deal setup with the bar for $6 pitchers PBR, $2.50 domestic bottles, $$6.50 Reuben n Fries with cuppa soup !!! $3.50 pints Harp, $4 Sam Winter Ale Pints!

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Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM- Emeritus

CH3 #1610

Chicago Hash #1610 9th Annual Power of the Pussy, 7.18.09 @ Manhattan’s

THE MAIN EVENT
Hare(s): The PoP9 Harrierettes
Venue: A-B Starting at Manhattan’s Bar, 415 S Dearborn
Hash Cash: $40 June 2 – July 17; $45 walk-up

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Library/Van Buren, hoof it South a block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, hoof it a block and half South on Dearborn to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dearborn between Congress and Van Buren. Good luck with parking.

Registration forms available: Click Here To Download

For our visitors, we have secured 15 rooms at the Red Roof Inn (Downtown.). The standard double room rate is $84.99 (plus tax). 15 Rooms are guaranteed until July 7th. When booking, mention “Chicago Hash House Harriers – Group Code # B281CHIHAS”

Call hotel directly at (312)787-3580 to make the reservation.
162 E. Ontario
Chicago, IL
www.redroof-chicago-downtown.com

Also, parking is available for $36/day with in/out access.

Commorative event t-shirt is now included in the rego price!!! PLEASE NOTE WE NEED TO HAVE YOUR REGO IN HAND JULY 1ST SO WE CAN PLACE THE SHIRT ORDER, NON OF THIS POSTMARK B.S.! (sorry, ordering logistics!)

Other purrrrfect activities planned for the weekend:

Hashpitality Suite at the Party Central Skydeck
Friday Afternoon, July 17, 2009 – Sunday July 19, 2009
starting around 3pm, $5 VIP Backstage pass gets you all the beer you can drink (until we kill the keg) and a grille out Saturday at Noon before the PoP main event (get some food in ya before some serious drinkin’!).
Party Central SkyDeck (a.k.a. Ruji’s Foofdeck)
933 W Wolfram St., Rooftop (come up stairs in the back)

Hashpitality Suite is Back For PoP 9!

Just like I did last year for PoP I will once again be opening up the Party Central SkyDeck for use as Hashpitality where people can hang out and have a beer or two during downtimes before/after the PoP events themselves.

This year for Hashpitality we will be selling $5 “VIP Backstage Passes” which will get you a special tag (you will need to display your backstage pass while at Hashpitality so that Security does not escort you off the premises), all the beer you can drink (until we kill the keg) and a BBQ luncheon at Noon Saturday (food is on a first-come basis as there’s a limit to what we can do here for five bucks!).

Doors open 3pm (or so) Friday afternoon and close a half hour before the next PoP event to allow for travel time. Doors open Saturday and Sunday depending on when we can drag our hungover butts out of bed.

For the one or two people who don’t know this yet, the Party Central SkyDeck (aka “Ruji’s Foofdeck) is at 933 W. Wolfram St right next to the Diversey Brown Line station. Parking should be a little less horrific than normal as the Cubs are out of town, however public transit is still HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Hit my cell 312-925-6386 if lost or to verify we’re awake (hopefully I should be getting a new battery this week so it will work by then!)

Party on on to PoP 9!!!

Fuji

Dangling Dick Pub Crawl
Friday night, July 17, 2009
7pm start, $10 wristband gets you great drink specials all night. Proceeds will be donated to National Cervical Cancer Coalition

6-8 McFadden’s, 1206 N. State $1 Dos Equis, 1/2 price nachos

8-9PM Bootlegger’s, 13 W. Division. Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $3 SV Supreme vodka cocktails, $.50 off all other drinks! $8 domestic pitchers

9-10 Pippin’s Tavern, 806 N. Rush: Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $4 Jim Beam Black Cocktails, $.50 off all other drinks! $8 domestic pitchers

10-12am (or perhaps later), Streeter’s – 50 E. Chicago. Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $4 Jim Beam Black Cocktails; $8 domestic pitchers, $.50 off all other drinks!

Please note that pitchers are limited at Bootlegger’s and Pippen’s since that’s not something they normally do.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Clark & Division and hoof it a couple a blocks East. Bar is on Division between Dearborn and State.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Division, Division 70 bus East to da bar. Bar is on Division between Dearborn and State.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Division between Dearborn and State. Good luck finding parking around here!

PoP 9 Hangover Hash
Sunday, July 19 2009
12:00pm NOON, $5
Location Kasey’s – 701 S. Dearborn A-B!!!

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Whooz Cumming, So Far:

69 Cent Man Chicago H3
Anal Assault Chicago H3
Anal Puker Chicago H3
Asscapades Chicago H3
Ballcock Dumper Chicago H3
Burning Asshole Big Hump
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey TH3
Chicken Stiffer Chicago H3
Corn Star TH3
Crop Duster Chicago H3
Double Fister IndyScent
Erin Go Buff Chicago H3
Finger Picking Good Little Rock H3
Fish Lips IndyScent
Fistful of Pricks Chicago H3
Front Running Blond
Gay Blade Big Hump
Ginger Snatch Chicago H3
Glory Hole Chicago H3
Hasher of a Thousand Names Chicago H3
Hoosier Daddy Chicago H3
Horn-E Bushman
Hot Lips Grand Rapids H3
Ice Princess Chicago H3
International Virgin 2CH3
It’s Too Soft Chicago H3
Just Allie Chicago H3
Just Daniel Chicago H3
Just Drew TH3
Just Job Chicago H3
Just Jordan TH3
Just Julie TH3
Just Kestrel TH3
Just Mike TH3
Just Nettie Chicago H3
Lawrence of the Labia IndyScent
Lifa Chicago H3
Likes it on the Bottom Chicago H3
MotorWhoreA Chicago H3
Mount Schwiiinga TH3
Mouthful of Meat Chicago H3
Odor Eater Chicago H3
Oral Persuasion IndyScent
Poke His Anus TH3
Poultry Fucker Chicago H3
R Tard E Chicago H3
Return to Gender MadisonH3
Ricky’s Crab Shack Big Hump
Rotten Whore Chicago H3
Salty Gash Chicago H3
Show Me Your Tits IndyScent
Snatchsquatch Chicago H3
Soul Taco Chicago H3
Spread’em Bitch Long Beach H3
Stairmaster MadisonH3
Super Stuff’er Chicago H3
Tit Mouse Big Hump

On-On to PoP!

Salty Gash
PoP 9 Treasurer
“I don’t need more cowbell… I need more Pussy!”

Power of the Pussy IX

It’s time for the 9th Annual Power of the Pussy, celebrating women & hashing! Weekend activities will take place around scenic Downtown Chicago.
We will be raising money for cervical cancer/HPV prevention and detection this year. Learn more about the National Cervical Cancer Coalition at: www.nccc-online.org
Save the Other Girlie Bits!
Power of the Pussy 9
July 18, 2009, 3:00pm (on out at 3:30pm)
“Killer” A-B Trail!
Manhattan’s Bar, 415 S Dearborn
$35 until June 1; $40 June 2 – July 17; $45 walk-up
T-shirts on sale to benefit the National Cervical Cancer Coalition: $22
Registration forms available on hashspace, in the Attachments section of this group, and eventually on chicagohash.com (once the webdude comes home from his business trip)
Other purrrrfect activities planned for the weekend:
Dangling Dick Pub Crawl
Friday night, July 17, 2009
7pm start, $10 wristband gets you great drink specials all night. Proceeds will be donated to National Cervical Cancer Coalition
Finn McCool’s, 15 W Division
Full pub-crawl schedule will be available on www.chicagohash.com prior to the event.
PoP 9 Hangover Hash
Sunday, July 19
12:00pm, $5
Location TBD

On-On to PoP!
Salty Gash
PoP 9 Treasurer
“I don’t need more cowbell… I need more Pussy!”

CH3 #1600

Chicago Hash #1600 5.24.09, 2pm @ Claddaugh Ring – 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash

May 24, 2009 7:33 am / itstoosoft

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Odor Eater, and Rent-a-Virgin
Venue: A-B starting at Claddagh Ring – 2306 W. Foster (Western Brown Line Stop)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $18 this will get you great food and lots of great GOOSE ISLAND BEER and a free #1600 shirt for the first 50 hashers to sign up!
Kick off Summer 2009 the right way with the 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Virgins’ casa. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER, tons of great food and party games to keep those whose Ritalin perscriptions have run out entertained! !

• A –B run The B will be at CASA DE VIRGIN BANGER and RENTA VIRGIN

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus East to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Foster & Oakley.

Who’s Cumming?

Anal Assault
Batteries No Included
Bang Me Blow Me Get Me Off
Calvin Klein
Chicken Stiffer
Cop-U-Later – Waukesha HHH
Crop Duster
Cuma Slutra
Ez on the Ass
Feelin’ Lucky C*** – Waukesha HHH
Fishlips – Indyscent HHH
Fuji / Its Too Soft
Gigner Snatch
Grumpy Crotch Muncher
Hoosier Daddy
Horny Again
Ice Princess
Just Amiele
Just Christine
Just Genesis
Just Kelly
Just Sarah
Just Shania
Just Todd
LIFA

Motor Whore-a
Mount Schwiiinga
Mouthful of Meat
OnOff – Blentar HHH Sweden
Oral Pursusaion – Indyscent HHH
PackHer Ass
Peterbilt?
Pissing Ditzy – Indyscent HHH
Poultry F*cker
Pussy Wipt – El Paso
R-Tard-E
Renta Virgin
Rotten’ Whore
Salty gash
ShowMe Your Tits – Indyscent HHH
Smell This
Snatchsquatch
Super Stuf’her
Virgin Banger
Wall Bang’her

• COST= $18 this will get you great food and lots of Beer Maybe a t-shirt?? The prepaids who hit the deadline will get shirts, after that it’s a roll of the dice! But for 18 bucks where else in Chicago can you get this kind of all-day entertainment?? The defense rests.

• Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night)
http://www.lpndaysi nn.com/index2. html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

• Also a few hashers have offered up some Crash space so lease e-mail me if you wish to go this route chickenstiffer@ gmail.com

http://www.megabus. com/us/ For vistors who wish to travel for cheap.

CHICAGO HASH #1600 $18 Until May 1st $22 until May 10th $26 Until May 23rd and Finally $30 at the DOOR!!
If you pay via Paypal, including PayPal fees the prices are $18.82 until 5/1, $22.94 until 5/10, $27.05 Until May 23rd

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Chicken Stiffer & Erin Go Buff
CH3-GM’s

Anthrax 2008

Hare(s): It’s Too Soft (the original Anthrax Scare Hare) and Numerous Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: The Beaumont – 2020 N Halsted (Armitage & Halsted, just East of the Armitage Brown Line)
Hash Cash: Starts @ $35 and up depending on how early you register.

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Hare(s): It’s Too Soft and other Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: The Beamont – 2020 N. Halsted (Armitage & Halsted, just East of the Armitage Brown Line
Party: Private Party Room, 4 hours unlimited Beer & Wine, great food catered by Robinson’s (great ribs, BBQ chicken, etc), dancing under the influence and other great entertainment you just can’t pay for!

Swag: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir Nametag, Commemorative Event T-Shirt. Please note due to environmental concerns please re-cycle your Santa Hats from previous years and/or decorate/ accessorize you own. Prize for best-decorated hat!

Accomodations: Days inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night) or Arlington House Youth Hostel (~$60-$70/night)
Pricing/Registration:
Download our PDF rego form, fill out, and mail with check payment to T. Heldmann – 644 W Arlington Pl #2B Chicago IL 60614
Pay via internet on PayPal (note additional PayPal fees apply)
T Shirt Size

Hash Name, Nerd Name, Home Hash

>>> Nov 16th-Dec 7th: $35 ($36.29 PayPal)
>>> Dec 7th -19th: $40 ($41.43 PayPal)
>>> Dec 20th Walk-ups (if available) $45 cash only please
The World’s Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**
Saturday, December 20, 2008 Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1430hrs (2:00pm)
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2008 Flagship Event – the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year’s event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the HUGE backroom of one of our favorite hash bars, THE BEAUMONT right at Ground Zero of the Lincoln Park “beautiful people” corridor, Armitage & Halsted! This rather unassuming bar by day transforms into a huge dance club for the late night 21-27 year old crowd between midnight and their exceptional closing time of 5am! The hash will be there a tad earlier but for the true die-hards y’all can party there ALL NIGHT!! We had 114 peeps last year for 6th Anthrax and this year we have the space for waaaaay more!
Rego’s and pricing information will be available in October but to the extent we can continue to contain costs despite the cost of like EVERYTHING SKYROCKETING we expect 7th Anthrax to be priced as close as we can to last year and still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.
To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger’s remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump’s Do My Butt’s writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.
(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails
(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Pre-Lube Pub Crawl – Friday, December 19 @6pm: A “mini” pub crawl in Wrigleyville with 4-6 bars (Drinks are pay-as-you go with Specials TBA)
Hangover Hash – Sunday, December 21@11am: Hared by whoever in chicago MisManageMent can still move. Start location TBA. The usual $8 Hash cash applies but we should have leftover food!
Doubt our street cred? Pix from 2007 can be found by clicking on Pictures in the Nav bar to the right for the CH3’s official pictures as well as other peoples pix Batteries’ Pix and Return 2 Gender’s Pix and So So’s pix Pre-Lube / Anthr@x / Hangover

Click Here To Read About the History
of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare Hash

Who’s Coming So Far? PAID REGOS:

Road Warriors:
Anal Warts – Minneapolis H3
Ball Likkah – Minneapolis H3
Clit Eatswood – Minneapolis H3
Just Heidi – Minneapolis H3
Lickety Slit – Minneapolis H3
Minneapolis Mystery Hasher
Little Ho Peep – Minneapolis H3
Fuck Man Chu – Minneapolis H3
Cookie Cumster – Waukesha H3
Cop-U-Lator – Waukesha H3
Just Chris – Waukesha H3
Sphincter Grease – Waukesha H3
Oh My Dawg – Waukesha H3
Just Tomoko – Samurai H3 (Japan)
Wee Willy Nelson – Samurai H3 (Japan)
Balls Deep – Biloxi HHH
Wants Infinity Gets Five – Biloxi HHH
All The Way In – Over The Hump H3 Quantico
Hot Lips – Grand Rapids H3
NAGN – Grand Rapids H3
Unnatural Gas – Cowtown (Columbus) HHH
Fluffer – Sin City H3
Lil Pisster – Sin City H3

Da Localz:
Barks On All Fours -THE Chicago H3
Ballsalotopus -THE Chicago H3
Batteries Not Included – THE Chicago H3
Calvin Klein – THE Chicago H3
Chicken Stiffer – THE Chicago H3
Cuma Slutra – THE Chicago H3
Crop Duster – THE Chicago H3
Dude Where’s My Car? – THE Chicago H3
Glory Hole – THE Chicago H3
Hoosier Daddy – THE Chicago H3
Its Too Soft – THE Chicago H3
Just Angela – THE Chicago H3
Just I Lean -THE Chicago H3
Just Joe – THE Chicago H3
Just Taylor – THE Chicago H3
Lifa -THE Chicago H3
Magnetic Muff – THE Chicago H3
Milk My Yak – THE Chicago H3
Mouthful of Meat – THE Chicago H3
Mudsucker – THE Chicago H3
Odor Eater – THE Chicago H3
Poultry F*cker – THE Chicago H3
R-Tard-E – THE Chicago H3
Rotten Whore – THE Chicago H3
$0.69 Cent Man – THE Chicago H3
Soggy Deposits – THE Chicago H3
Stab’em and Slab’em – THE Chicago H3
Stupid Man – THE Chicago H3
Super Stuffher – THE Chicago H3
Uploader -THE Chicago H3
Corn Star – Other Chicago
International Virgin – Other Chicago
MotorWhore-A – Other Chicago

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Armitage, hoof it three short blocks East to Hasted and cut North about 50 yards to da bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, Armitage 73 bus to Halsted, hoof it 1/2 block to da bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Halsted. You can park in the Lincoln Park High School lot but be sure to remove your sled before 10pm or you might be paying an additional $120 hash cash to Lincoln Towing by Cabrini Green.

CH3 #1554

Hare(s): Lifa & R-Tard-E
Venue: Justin’s – 3558 N. Southport
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 despite nearly two full days blowing the doors off at “The Ocho”. Ready for one more go? This will be event #3 of the Great 2008 CH3 PoP8 Hash “Quadrathalon”!!!
Note for those who want to try and make their Quadrathalon into a Pentathalon there is also a Big Dogs run out in Caldwell Woods (Devon & Milwaukee) @ 3pm! These guys do great woods runs and very often bust out the grille afterwards.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, cutover to the Brown Line and get off at the newly-remodeled Southport stop. Bar is just South of the L station.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison & hop the Addison 152 bus East to Southport and hoof it a block South to the bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Addison & Southport. Cubs play San Francisco at Wrigley at 1:20 so if you find parking I recommend you empty your wallet and buy Mega Millions or Powerball tickets because your karma is so hot you very likely will win!