CH3 #2080 – Sunday January 29, 2017
Hares: Lifa, Stab ’em and Slab ’em, Reverend Shut the Fuck Up
Venue: Casa de Stab ’em – 6530 S. University
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: SNOW HASH! The only hash of the year where you’re guaranteed to have snow!
More from the hares: To aid in your recovery from the horrible snow run, food will be served along with a special batch of home brew brown ale.
Chicago HHH #2076 – Sunday 1/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: False Advertising
Venue: Twisted Spoke – 501 N Ogden
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: Join us for what will be the trail of the year!! (to date). Get some hair of the dog at the Twisted Spoke, sweat out the booze on trail, and freeze your ass off at an OUTDOOR CIRCLE (Dress Appropriately. You have been warned). Then back to the Spoke for more bloodies.
All this can change, of course, so check before you head out.
Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line into the Loop, then transfer to the Blue Line going out to O’Hare. Exit the train at Chicago, go upstairs, and hoof it southwest along Ogden to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line towards the Loop. Exit the train at Chicago, go upstairs, and hoof it southwest along Ogden to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
Divvy
Park your bike at Race & Ogden, just north of the bar.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ogden and Grand. There might be parking up Ogden north of the bar, but I’m not certain.
Chicago HHH #2075 – Monday 12/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Blumpkin Spice Latte & Furry Spice
Venue: Burwood Tap- 724 W Wrightwood
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Note the date change.
From da Hare: Trail will be A-to-B and there will be a shag wagon there to transport your shit. This is my virgin lay, so please be generous with your down-downs.
Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 8 Halsted bus south to Wrightwood and then hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 15 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Wrightwood and hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)
Divvy
Park your Divvy at Halsted and Wrightwood and then hoof it east to the bar.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wrightwood and Burling. Trail is A-to-B though, so you’ll have to come back for your car at some point after trail.
Chicago HHH #2074 – Sunday 12/18 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies, Little Trojan Annie, & WJew-40
Venue: Chicagos Blarney Stone
3424 N Sheffield Ave, Chicago, IL 60657
Hash Cash: $10
From da GM: This is the Anthrax Hangover! Note the early start time, so that more visitors might attend before having to rush back to their planes, trains, and automobiles in order to get home from a weekend of debauchery.
Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it north up Sheffield to the bar. (Approx. 10 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. Transfer to the Red Line at North/Clybourn and go north to Addison. Hoof it back south on Sheffield to the bar (Approx. 35 min)
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield/Newport/Clark – good luck finding parking with all the construction.
Chicago HHH #2073 – Saturday 12/17 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Anthrax Haring Committee
Venue: O’Neill’s on Wells – 411 S. Wells
Hash Cash: $130
From da GM: This is the Anthrax Main Event! Note the early start time, so that we can all get back before the sun sets and the temperature drops even more!
Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line into the Loop. Exit the train at LaSalle/Van Buren. Hoof it west on Van Buren and then south on Wells to the bar (Approx. 25 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Exit the train at LaSalle. Upstairs, hoof it west on Congress and then north on Wells to the bar (Approx. 20 min)
Divvy
Park your bike at Financial Place and Congress, then hoof it north up Financial Place, west on Congress, then north again on Wells to the bar.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and Congress. There is a spot hero surface lot on the corner that you can spring for if you’re dead set on driving – please leave your car overnight and don’t drive home drunk.
Chicago HHH #2072 – Friday 12/16 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Soul Taco
Venue: Duffy’s – 420 W Diversey
Hash Cash: $20 drafts & well drinks 8PM to Midnight OR pay-as-you-go
From da GM: This is our Anthrax Pre-Lube! Stay indoors and enjoy the drink deal or venture outside for a ~4 mile trail.
Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown line, Purple line, 8 Halsted bus, or the 22 Clark bus south to Diversey, then hoof it east to the bar – its roughly the same commute time regardless of which of these options you take (Approx. 15 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. You can then take the 8 Halsted, 22 Clark, 36 Broadway, or the 156 LaSalle bus going north and then hoof it to the bar. Its about the same commute regardless. (Approx. 45 min)
Divvy
Park your bike at Hampton Ct/Diversey or Stockton Dr/Wrightwood stations – both are about equidistance to the bar.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Sheridan – there is free parking in Lincoln Park to the southeast of the bar, but you should leave your car there overnight – don’t drive home drunk.
Chicago HHH #2068 – Sunday 11/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W Belmont
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: It’s our anal pre-Thanksgiving trail. Bring hash cash and a side-dish to share, as the turkey will be provided.
Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)
Divvy
Park your bike at the station on the corner of Kimball and Belmont across from the CTA. Hoof it the rest of the way west on Belmont.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello and Belmont – its Sunday, so street parking on Belmont should be free.
Chicago HHH #2067 – Sunday 11/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Cunder Pussy & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: Pumpkin Chuckin Command Center – 5515 W. Newport
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: It’s Pumpkin Chuckin’ time! Either bring your own pumpkin to chuck or borrow one on trail!
From da Hares: There will be smoked meats at the on-in.
Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus going west. Take out your favorite book to read. Exit the bus at Linder Ave and hoof it north to Newport and then west to the start. Enter around back through the door along the alleyway (Approx. 50 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Transfer upstairs to the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Linder Ave and hoof it north to Newport and then west to the start. Enter around back through the door along the alleyway (Approx. 45 min)
Divvy
Park your bike at Grayland Metra station and hoof it back down to Belmont for a bus ride the rest of the way – Divvy still doesn’t exist this far west.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Newport and Linder.
Chicago HHH #2065 – Sunday 10/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & Furry Spice
Venue: Bar Atlantic – 5062 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: It’s Halloween, bitches! Wear your sluttiest costume!
Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western, then transfer onto the 49 Western bus going north. Exit the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west over to Lincoln. Bar is just north of Winnemac on Lincoln Ave (Approx. 25 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. At Western Ave, tranfer to the 49 Western bus going north. Get out a good book, because Western Ave is more torn up than you’re mom’s vaj after you were born. Exit the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west over to Lincoln. Bar is just north of Winnemac on Lincoln Ave (Approx. 50 min)
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Winnemac – not sure if you can park in the lot next to the bar, but there’s plenty of street parking in the neighborhood anyway.
Chicago HHH #2062 – Sunday 10/9
Marathon Beer Stop: 10:00 AM @113 W 33rd St
Regular Hash: 2:00 PM @ Venue below
Hares: Mudsucker
Venue: Turtles – 238 W. 33rd
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This is our post-Marathon hash. Marathon beer stop will start at approximately 10AM over on the corner of 33rd and LaSalle. Bring beer, paper cups, costumes, and signs to cheer on all of those idiots.
Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Sox-35th – take the 33rd St exit from the station. If you’re going to the beer stop, go east at the top of the ramp and cross the highway. If you’re going straight to the hash, go west to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line at Jackson. Take the Red Line south to Sox-35th – take the 33rd St exit from the station. If you’re going to the beer stop, go east at the top of the ramp and cross the highway. If you’re going straight to the hash, go west to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells – be prepared to fight through ridiculous traffic because of all the street closures due to the marathon.
