Anthrax 2016

Goooooooood morning, Vietnam!
Hello all you douchebags and douchebaguettes. Things are moving, wheels are in motion, restraining orders are being filed, etc, etc… But as far as registration for the best Anthrax of 2016 goes, look for a live rego site Wednesday morning at approximately 11 am CST.
CLEAR YOUR GODDAMN CALENDARS FOR WEDNESDAY AT 11AM.

As it sits, we are planning on capping the event at 150, but who knows what’ll happen. Pricing tiers as follows:
1-25: $69
26-50: $80
51-75: $90
76-100: $100
101-125: $110
126 – 150: $120
Walk-up Price: Go Fuck Yourself

There will also be date based price increase, but we’ll get to that. Rego before Thanksgiving so we can get those custom gimmies set up. Asshole.
Hugs and fistings,

~Dr. Cockvorkian

CH3 #2056

Chicago HHH #2056 – Sunday 9/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Little Trojan Annie & WJew-40
Venue: Casa de Riot Me Cider – 1715 N. Winchestern
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s our Hash Wedding!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North/Clybourn – transfer to the 72 North Ave bus going west. Exit the bus at Wolcott, then hoof it west to Winchester and then north. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winchester and Wabansia and marvel at how there is no parking in this part of town.

CH3 #2055

Chicago HHH #2055 – Saturday 9/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dick Harmonica
Venue: Rabbit’s – 4945 W. Foster
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Taste of Polonia Hash! Bring some extra cash so that you can get into the festival after trail and circle.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Berwyn – downstairs transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Take the bus all the way out to Elston. (Approx. 55 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Jefferson Park. Grab the 92 Foster bus and take that over to Elston. (Approx. 35 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Foster – there’s parking behind the bar, amazingly.

CH3 #2050

Chicago HHH #2050 – Monday 8/8 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The White Trash Hash returns!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Thorndale. Then hoof it west to Broadway and north to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Transfer to the Red Line at North/Clybourn. Take the Red Line north to Thorndale. Then hoof it west to Broadway and north to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Norwood.

CH3 #2049

Chicago HHH #2049 – Sunday 8/7 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Soul Deck – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Now that the cherry has been popped, ain’t nobody got time for a baby. Head (who said head?) over to the Soul Deck for a Plan B Hangover cumplete with a walking only trail, Home Brew/Cocktail Contest, probably more strippy cup and of course, cuddle puddle. This trail is included in your Weekend Rego, walk ups are $8.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello & Belmont.

CH3 #2048

Chicago HHH #2048 – Saturday 8/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Will’s Northwood – 3030 N. Racine
Hash Cash: $65

From da Hares: In celebration of it being 16 years old, the theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “Cherry POP: Super Sweet Sixteen” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies try to remember a time when they were looking forward to high school dances and losing their virginity underneath the bleachers to the varsity quarterback. Super Sweet Sixteen wouldn’t be cumplete without fancy dresses, tiaras and red carpets (but does it match the drapes?) so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Racine and Nelson. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at Belmont and transfer to the 77 Belmont bus going east. Take that one over to Racine and then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Racine and Nelson – there is parking in the neighborhood west of Racine, parking east is zoned, however..

POP XVI – Pre-Lube

Power of the Pussy XVI – Beer Journey Pre-Lube – Friday 8/5 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Celtic Crown – 4301 N Western
Hash Cash: Pay as you Go

From da Hares: Amazing Race meets Beer Olympics. We start at Celtic Crown where you are split into teams and given clues to various locations in the area. At these locations, your team must complete a task (drinking related, duh) before you earn your tag and can move on. You may complete these in any order. After the last clue, we’ll end back at the bar where a winner will be declared and given a prize.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western. Hoof it south on Western down to Cullom and the bar (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 49 Western bus going north. Exit the bus at Cullom and the bar is on the corner (Approx. 25 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Cullom and Western.

Cherry POP (Power of the Pussy XVI)

Power of the Pussy turns 16 years old! That’s right, she’s finally legal boys (well, not in Illinois). It’s time once again for our annual “Power of the Pussy” celebration as everyone’s favorite group of harriettes takes the reins and plan a truly memorable weekend for everyone.

In celebration of it being 16 years old, the theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “Cherry POP: Super Sweet Sixteen” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies try to remember a time when they were looking forward to high school dances and losing their virginity underneath the bleachers to the varsity quarterback. Super Sweet Sixteen wouldn’t be cumplete without fancy dresses, tiaras and red carpets (but does it match the drapes?) so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

Your rego gets you plenty of cold beer before during and after trail, delicious food at the on-in, an exclusive giveaway (provided you rego early enough) and a spectacular shitty trail through the finest city in the world. If you rego for the entire weekend you’ll get access to Friday night’s “Beer Journey Foreplay” as well as Sunday’s “Plan B Hangover.” Not only that, but you’ll have a collection of the coolest harriettes you’ll ever meet showing you a good time.

Commemorate t-shirts will be available for an additional cost, so please stay tuned for information regarding their availability.

The first 16 people to rego will receive an exclusive price of $40 for the Main Event and $45 for the weekend – after that the price is $45/$50 until 6/26. If you’re lazy you’ll be charged $50/$55 until 7/24. If you wait until the week of to rego, it’ll cost you $55/$60. If you show up the day of and try to pay, it’ll cost you a whopping $65/$73. Power of the Pussy is worth it at any price, but don’t say the ladies didn’t warn you about the price increases. Be smart, rego early.

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS &
WALK-UP/ASSHOLE PRICE:

Fri, Aug 5 – 7PM –
Power of the Pussy XVI
Beer Journey Foreplay
– Pay As You Go –

Sat, Aug 6 – 2PM –
Chicago H3 #2048
Power of the Pussy XVI
Main Event
– $65 –

Sun, Aug 7 – NOON –
Chicago H3 #2049
Power of the Pussy XVI
Plan B Hangover
– $8 –

TOTAL WALK-UP PRICE
– $73 –

POWER OF THE PUSSY XVI
LADIES OF POP:

BI-HOLE HER
DICKENS CIDER
DRILL IN MY BOX
FOAMY DISCHARGE
MENSTRUAL CASSEROLE
R2-DO ME
RUMPLESTEALSKIDS
SOUL TACO
THE DARK KUNT
UP THE ASH

CH3 #2046

Chicago HHH #2046 – Monday 7/25 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & Santa
Venue: Angie’s Tavern – 3700 N. Kedzie
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s Christmas is July!

From da GM: I swear to God, Snatch, if you don’t call ahead and make sure they clean their lines this time I will kill you.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Addison. Transfer to the 152 going west out to Kedzie, then hoof it a block north to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Belmont. Upstairs grab the 82 Kimball bus going north. Exit the bus at Grace, then hoof it east to Kedzie and south to Waveland and the bar. (Approx. 30min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Kedzie and Waveland – plenty of street parking in the neighborhood.

CH3 #2045

Chicago HHH #2045 – Saturday 7/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her
Venue: Kelly’s Pub – 949 W. Webster
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Luau Hash! Trail will be A-to-B!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Fullerton, then hoof it south on Sheffield to Webster – the bar is on Webster just west of the train tracks. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Transfer to the Red Line going north downstairs at North/Clybourn. Exit the train at Fullerton, then hoof it south on Sheffield to Webster – the bar is on Webster just west of the train tracks. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Webster – good luck finding parking in the Green Zone.