Category: Event & Theme Hash Runs

CH3 #1649

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer & New GM?
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Why: Because you didn’t get enough beer at Hash Ball!!

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Stay TUNED many hashers will go early to O’Malley’s or some other bar in the area to watch Blackhawks vs Red Wings @ 11:30 am

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it a couple blocks East to Halsted/Lincoln/Fullerton, Southeast on Lincoln two blocks to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, Fullerton #74 bus East to Halsted/Lincoln/Fullerton, Southeast on Lincoln two blocks to da bar.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Lincoln/Belden/Orchard. Parking pretty much sucks in this corridor as the side streets are all Zone 143 permit. You might get lucky with a meter on Lincoln or open parking by Oz Park one block further Southeast.

CH3 #1646

Chicago Hash #1646 Sunday 2/14, 2pm @ Pauli’s – Chinese New Year Hash VII

February 10, 2010 7:11 am / itstoosoft

Hare(s): Ballsalotapus, Cum In My Assfault, Virtually Hung & Just Do Me Slowly
Venue: Paulie’s – 1750 S. Union St.
Hash Cash: $8

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Ballsalotapus, Virtually Hung, Cum In My Assfault & Just Do Me Slowly invite you to the Seventh Chinese New Year Hash commemorating the Lunar New Year and start of 4708, the Year of the Tiger. We will be running in and around Chicago’s Chinatown on February 14, 2008 at 2:00 p.m.

Before the Hash, go to the Chinese New Year Parade, which runs through the middle of Chinatown and includes marching bands, floats, lion teams, a 100′ Mystical Dragon, and Miss Friendship Ambassador (HELLO MISS AMBASSADOR!) .

Almost every other hash of the year you pay $8 bucks for beer? Here, $8 gets you a SPECIAL VALENTINE’S DAY TRAIL, PERSONALIZED EVENT TAG (only w/ RSVP), GREAT FOOD, GIVE AWAYS, (free) RAFFLE PRIZES and, of course, shitty trail and BEER!

To recap:

WHO: YOU!
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO: RSVP by 2/9/10 if you want a personalized name tag. Otherwise, just show up!
PRE-LUBE: Attend the Chinese New Year Parade – 12:30 p.m. (uncoordinated) w/ most honored hashers.
HASH: 2:00 p.m.
PLACE: Paulie’s Place (Note: This bar does not have a sign – look for the place with neon beer lights in the window)
ADDRESS: 1750 S. Union (Corner of 18th Street and Union, one block east of Halsted)
HASH CASH: $8 bucks
PARKING: Do not park on 17th Street (residents only – you will be ticked, or maybe even towed) Park on Halsted, or slab adjacent to the bar.
RAPID TRANSIT: Red Line to Cermak – Chinatown & walk / Halsted Street bus will take you within one block.

See http://www.hashspac e.com/events/ gong-xi-fa- cai-chinese- new-1 or
http://www.chicagoh ash.com for additional details.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it a block East to Halsted and grab the Halsted #8 bus South to 18th Street, hoof it a block East to Union and 1/2 block North on Union to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Grand, hoof it a block East to Halsted and grab the Halsted #8 bus South to 18th Street, hoof it a block East to Union and 1/2 block North on Union to the bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Union between 17th place and 18th Street. Union is the North-South street one block East of Halsted. I believe there is an exit off the Dan Ryan for 18th Street just South of the Loop.

DO NOT PARK ON 17TH STREET. It is resident-only, and you will suffer the consequences.
Otherwise, there is street parking on Halsted, 18th Street, Union, etc., but it could be tight before 1:00 p.m. There is a church across the street, and they have services at 10:30a.m. and Noon. They also have one at 9:00 a.m. in case any of you want to be forgiven in advance for anything that you might do later. They use the lot at the southeast corner of 18th and Union, which absorbs most of the parking. But they do overflow onto the streets. I would expect them to vacate the area before 1:00 p.m.

CH3 #1645

Chicago Hash #1645 Sunday 2/7, 2pm @ Casa de Stab’em – Super Bowl Hash

Hare(s): Lifa & Stab’em & Slab’em
Venue: Casa de Stabem – 6530 S University Ave
Hash Cash: $8

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Super Bowl party to follow the hash!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to the Loop, transfer to the Green Line (Lake or Wabash sides, the Green Line dues not run in the Wells or the Van Buren part of the Loop elevated tracks) to East 63rd/Cottage Grove and hoof it like five blocks East and three blocks South to 65th & University.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Clark transfer to the Green Line (Lake or Wabash sides, the Green Line dues not run in the Wells or the Van Buren part of the Loop elevated tracks) to East 63rd/Cottage Grove and hoof it like five blocks East and three blocks South to 65th & University.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to 65th & S Universtiy. Parking is quite ample in this hood.

CH3 #1637

Chicago #1637 Sat 12/19 @3pm – Great Chicago Anthrax Scare and Hash VIII & Santa Hat Run

Hare(s): Calvin Klein, Super Suff’Her, It’s Too Soft (the original Anthrax Scare Hare) and Numerous Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: Piano Man – 3801 N. Clark St. Chicago
Hash Cash: Starts @ $40 and up depending on how early you register.

Hare(s): Calvin Klein, Super Stuff’Her, It’s Too Soft and other Unindicted Co-Conspirators

Venue: Piano Man – 3801 N. Clark St.

Party: Private Party Rooms, we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT and great food from Robinson’s Ribs Catering, dancing under the influence and other great entertainment you just can’t pay for!

Swag: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir Nametag, Commemorative Event T-Shirt. Please note due to environmental concerns please re-cycle your Santa Hats from previous years and/or decorate/ accessorize you own. Prize for best-decorated hat!

Accomodations: Days inn Lincoln Park (starting at $85/night) or Arlington House Youth Hostel (starting at $61/night)

Pricing/Registration: Pricing is $50 day of, if available. Click here to download the rego or go to the CH3 Yahoo Group Files to download.

>>> Dec 20th Walk-ups (if available) cash only please
Note shirts NOT guaranteed as we placed the order two weeks ago
& can’t afford to get stuck with extras!

The World’s Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**

Saturday, December 19, 2009 Meet at 1500hrs CST, on out at 1530hrs (3:00pm – keg will be tapped at 2pm)

Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2009 Flagship Event – the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!

This year’s event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the two backrooms of Wrigleyville favorite Piano Man and we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT!

Odor Eater returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.

Fabulous food (isn’t all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).

This years venue will be just blocks from historic and beautiful Wrigley Field and our hares plan to lay an incredibly shitty trail and show you some new Chicago scenery.

Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.

PLEASE NOTE: In anticipation of changes in EPA rules from the Obama Administration, we ask that participants please RECYCLE your Santa Hats from previous years or show your Anthrax Pride and decorate/ accessorize you own entirely new hat for 2009!

Despite the worst recession in decades 8th Anthrax is still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.

To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger’s remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump’s Do My Butt’s writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.

(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails

(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Addison, hoof it a block West along the Southern edge of Wrigley Field to Clark and then two blocks North to Grace.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, CTA Addison #152 bus East to Clark, hoof it two blocks North on Clark to Grace

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Grace. Parking is usually findable as the Cubbies are in San Francisco that night further North along Clark by the cemeteries, or even East of Clark on Irving Park a couplea blocks el Norte.

Pre-Lube Party – Friday, December 18, 5pm@ Fuji’s Party Central (933 W Wolfram #3) and then Kirkwood (2934 North Sheffield Avenue) 9pm-Midnight: Keg will be tapped at Party Central and we will pad your stomachs with snacks. We will then continue on to Kirkwood (see above) and all your beer is included. $15 covers beer and food @ Party Central and 3 hours beer party at Kirkwood from 9pm-Midnight. Note there is also a Moon Hash downtown at the Lodge at 7pm (21 W Division) which those interested in running some trail are highly encouraged to attend.
Hangover Hash – Sunday, December 20@ 11am: Hared by whoever in chicago MisManageMent can still move. Start location @ Hidden Shamrock (2723 N Halsted). The usual $8 Hash cash applies but we should have leftover food! We have a special deal setup with the bar for $6 pitchers PBR, $2.50 domestic bottles, $$6.50 Reuben n Fries with cuppa soup !!! $3.50 pints Harp, $4 Sam Winter Ale Pints!

Whooz Cumming (as of 12/15)
Return to Gender Badgers on Bikes Bash
C.P. Baltimore
Film@11 Baltimore-Annapolis
Battleshit Galactica Big Hump
Bozo’s Wet Dream Big Hump
Burning Asshole Big Hump
Cliff BangHer Big Hump
Dewey Sexual System Big Hump
Do My Butt Big Hump
GAYBLADE! Big Hump
Hummers Para Libre Big Hump
Just Ron Big Hump
Roll-On DCH3
Butt Chug Indyscent
Pissy Ditzy Indyscent
Finger Picking Good Little Rock H3
Hot Lips Michigan
Damn it & damn It MoA2H3 – Moan’n Road Whores
SOS Panama City H3
International Virgin Second City H3
Just Got It SFH3
Beer Spill Valdez TH3
Cum in my Nurse TH3
Dark Side of the Poon TH3
Fistful of Pricks TH3
Mt. Schwiiinga TH3
$.69 man THE Chicago HHH
Ball Cock Dumper THE Chicago HHH
Ballsalotapus THE Chicago HHH
Barks on all Fours THE Chicago HHH
Batteries Not Included THE Chicago HHH
Calvin Klein THE Chicago HHH
Chicken Stiffer THE Chicago HHH
Corn Star THE Chicago HHH
Crop Duster THE Chicago HHH
Cum in My Assfault THE Chicago HHH
Ginger Snatch THE Chicago HHH Glory Hole THE Chicago HHH
Half-Fag THE Chicago HHH
Hoosier Daddy THE Chicago HHH
Horn-E THE Chicago HHH
I Like Dick THE Chicago HHH
Just Allison THE Chicago HHH
Just Andrea THE Chicago HHH
Just Andy THE Chicago HHH
Just Annie THE Chicago HHH
Just Colleen THE Chicago HHH
Just Ingrid THE Chicago HHH
Just Jonathan THE Chicago HHH
Just Jordan THE Chicago HHH
Just Kelsey THE Chicago HHH
Just Matt THE Chicago HHH
Just Nick THE Chicago HHH
Just Rita THE Chicago HHH
Just Valinda THE Chicago HHH
KGB THE Chicago HHH
Lifa THE Chicago HHH
Magnetic Muff THE Chicago HHH
Milk my Yak THE Chicago HHH
Mouthful of Meat THE Chicago HHH
Odor Eater THE Chicago HHH
Poultry F*cker THE Chicago HHH
Rear Aushwitz THE Chicago HHH
R-TardE THE Chicago HHH
Salty Gash THE Chicago HHH
Snatchsquatch THE Chicago HHH
Soul Taco THE Chicago HHH
Super Stuff’her THE Chicago HHH
Uploader THE Chicago HHH
Virtually Hung THE Chicago HHH
M’Alice Vancouver
Cop-U-Later Waukesha
It’s Too Soft Waukesha
Oh My Dawg Waukesha
Sphincter Grease Waukesha
Doubt our street cred? Pix from 2007 can be found by clicking on Pictures in the Nav bar to the right for the CH3’s official pictures as well as other peoples pix Batteries’ Pix and Return 2 Gender’s Pix and So So’s pix Pre-Lube / Anthr@x / Hangover

Click Here To Read About the History
of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare Hash

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Addison, hoof it a block West along the Southern edge of Wrigley Field to Clark and then two blocks North to Grace
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, CTA Addison #152 bus East to Clark, hoof it two blocks North on Clark to Grace

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Grace. Parking is usually findable as the Cubbies are in San Francisco that night further North along Clark by the cemeteries, or even East of Clark on Irving Park a couplea blocks el Norte.

Anthrax 2009

The World’s Longest-Running Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration
Saturday, December 19, 2009 Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1530hrs (3:00pm – kegs will be tapped at 2pm) at the Piano man 3801 N. Clark Chicago,IL
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2009 Flagship Event – the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year’s event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the two backrooms of Wrigleyville favorite Piano Man and we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT!
Odor Eater returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.
Fabulous food (isn’t all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).
This years venue will be just blocks from historic and beautiful Wrigley Field and our hares plan to lay an incredibly shitty trail and show you some new Chicago scenery.
Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.

Pre-Lube Party 25-30 HASHERS are already prepaid for the pre-lube event at Kirkwood – Friday, December 18, 5pm@ Fuji’s Party Central (933 W Wolfram #3) and then Kirkwood (2934 North Sheffield Avenue) 9pm-Midnight: Keg will be tapped at Party Central and we will pad your stomachs with snacks. We will then continue on to Kirkwood (see above) and all your beer is included. $15 covers beer and food @ Party Central and 3 hours beer party at Kirkwood from 9pm-Midnight. BLACKHAWKS ARE ON vs THE BOSTON BRUINS at 7:30 pm Some will go early to Kirkwoods to watch the game!!! Note there is also a Moon Hash downtown at the Lodge at 7pm (21 W Division) which those interested in running some trail are highly encouraged to attend.

Hangover Hash – Sunday, December 20@ 11am: Hared by whoever in chicago MisManageMent can still move. Start location @ Hidden Shamrock (2723 N Halsted). The usual $8 Hash cash applies but we should have leftover food! We have a special deal setup with the bar for $6 pitchers PBR, $2.50 domestic bottles, $$6.50 Reuben n Fries with cuppa soup !!! $3.50 pints Harp, $4 Sam Winter Ale Pints!

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Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM- Emeritus

CH3 #1627

Chicago Hash #1627 10.11.09 @ Casa de Ice Princess Post Marathon Hash

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Casa de Ice Princess
Hash Cash: $8

Come out for our annual “You want me to do WHAT after the Marathon” hash downtown in the Loop close to the finish of the Marathon itself! The venue is VERY VERY public transportation friendly on the Blue and Red and Brown lines. Harrison Red line stop is nice or Blue LineLa Salle or Brown, Green, Orange use Library. SEE YOU ALL SUNDAY!! !

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Harrison, hoof it a block East to Plymouth Ct and 1/2 block South.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to LaSalle hoof it three blocks East on Congress Parkway to Plymouth Ct and 1/2 block South.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Harrison & Plymouth Ct. Parking is gonna really suck that day downtown however you might find something in the industrial areas to the West and South.

CH3 #1624

Chicago Hash #1624 9.26.09@ Casa de Wall – Chicago Summer Saturdays #3 & 2nd Annual Hashtoberfest

September 26, 2009 5:35 am / itstoosoft

Hare(s): Wall Bang’Her, Fuji, Just Michelle & TBA
Venue: Casa de Wall Bang’Her – 1304 W Birchwood
Hash Cash: $8 includes crappy trail and awesome BBQ cookout afterwards

Once again we greet fall with the German hash tradition of Hashtoberfest in Rogers Park with some great trail and a wonderful BBQ cookout by the lakefront afterwards. We may even have an authentic German sourkraut recipe on hand!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Howard, three blocks East to Sheridan and a block South to Birchwood, venue is at the end of the street by the lake to the left.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 bus East to Berwyn, Red Line North to Howard, three blocks East to Sheridan and a block South to Birchwood, venue is at the end of the street by the lake to the left.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Sheridan & Birchwood. Venue is East of Sheridan but parking is often better West..

CH3 #1621

Chicago Hash #1621 9.6.08 @ Party Central SkyDeck 5th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): Fuji, Lifa and Super Stuff’Her
Venue: Party Central Skydeck – 933 W Wolfram St, rooftop (go up the back stairs) just Northeast of the Diversey Brown Line station
Hash Cash: Only $8 gets you more beer than you can shake a stick at, Labor Day BBQ cookout at the on in, some of the best urban shiggy trail to be found in Beverly Hills 60614, and lots Trixie/Chad sightings as you can never get enough “eye candy” on trail!

Just like we do every year for Memorial Day and Labor Day, we move the regular hash to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!!!

Your hares promise spectacular trail and beautiful weather here in the heart of the Lincoln Park “Green Zone” and a blowout postparty that will involve serious grilled foodstuffs and keg(s) on the SkyDeck! While not historically as much of a “foody affair” as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

As a tribute to Labor Day, for those still standing we will be holding a hash-only Summer Outdoor Movie night on the SkyDeck after the hash as the HD projector and 110″ diagonal screen showing the Mike Judge classic “Office Space”.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to ogan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.