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CH3 #1956

Chicago HHH Run #1956
Sunday 3/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & TBD
Venue: Shoe’s Pub – 1134 W. Armitage

Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: 2015’s GM handover hash, send off the old GM and welcome the new GM in style.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage, then hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it up to Armitage, then grab the 73 Armitage bus going east. Exit the bus at Seminary and hoof it back west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Clifton.

CH3 #1954

Chicago HHH Run #1954
Sunday 2/15 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Golden Shartches & Dickens Cider
Venue: Moe’s Tavern – 2937 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Central Park, hoof it south to Milwaukee and south again to the bar..

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line and go out to Belmont. Hoof it south on Kimball, turn west on Barry and immediately south on Gresham. Once you hit Milwaukee go north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Central Park.

CH3 #1952

Chicago HHH Run #1952
Sunday 2/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TBD & RumpleStealsKids
Venue: It’s Too Soft’s – 933 W. Wolfram #3
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is your first chance to vote in Hash Erections, so be sure to make it out. If you don’t show up, you don’t get to vote!

From da Host: There will be food and plenty of beer after trail and Chunder Pussy has volunteered to bring his smoked meat as well. Don’t go up to the roofdeck unless you plan to freeze your balls off.

Following circle will be a Super Bowl game watching party and folks are welcome to stay for the game which will be shown on multiple screens and the aforementioned food and beer will be provided.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs up to the top floor unit (#3).

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North bus east over to the North/Clybourn stop. Go downstairs to the Red Line and go north to Fullerton. Transfer to the Brown Line and continue north to Diversey. Wolfram is the next block north of Diversey, so hoof it around the block, then go around back and take the stairs up to the third unit.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield – better warn Its Too Soft that you’re driving cause its zoned back, bitch!

CH3 #1951

Chicago HHH Run #1951
Sunday 1/25 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em & Lifa
Venue: Casa de Stab Em & Slab Em – 6530 S. Universtiy

Hash Cash: $8

From da hares: This is Snow Hash #7! The only hash run of the year guaranteed to have snow. Come join us for a romp through the environs of beautiful Hyde Park, Washington Park and Jackson Park. You may want to bring along an extra pair of shoes for this one. There will be food at the finish (Italian Beef this year). Please consider bringing along additional food or snacks to share.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) at 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($3.00) to 63rd St. at the ticket window or machine.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (64th St.) and zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1948

Chicago HHH Run #1948
Sunday 1/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend, Son of Spam & Crotch Fire
Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line into the Loop. At Jackson transfer to the Blue Line going out toward Forest Park. Get off the train at Racine. Hoof it south to Taylor and then west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and head towards the Loop. Exit the train at Racine, then hoof it south to Taylor and west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Laflin.

CH3 #1946

Chicago HHH Run #1946
Sunday 12/21 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & Half Fag
Venue: Lincoln Square Lanes – 4874 N. Lincoln Ave

Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: We’re letting Snatchsquatch and Half Fag hare the Anthrax 2014 Hangover Trail – party like its 2011!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line north to Western. Go downstairs and hoof it north on Lincoln Ave and then go upstairs to the bowling alley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus north to Ainslie. Exit the bus and hoof it up Lincoln and go upstairs to the bowling alley.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Ainslie. Park in the McDonald’s parking lot and get a thousand cheeseburgers you fattie fattie no friends.

CH3 #1945

Chicago HHH Run #1945
Saturday 12/20 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Glory Hole, Dr. Cockvorkian, & Mystery Co-Hares
Venue: Country Club (formerly Rebel) – 3462 N. Clark

Hash Cash: $60
From da GM: Anthrax 2014 Main Event
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line north to Addison. Hoof it south down Sheffield, then back north on Clark to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Transfer to the Red Line at Clybourn. Take the Red Line north to Addison. Hoof it south down Sheffield, then back north on Clark to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Clark – plan on paying out the ass to leave your car overnight because this is Anthrax, motherfucker!

CH3 #1944

Chicago HHH Run #1944 Friday 12/19 – 7:00 PM @ O’Malley’s West

December 15, 2014 7:19 am / SnatchSquatch / Featured
Chicago HHH Run #1944
Friday 12/19 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa and Furry Spice
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N Lincoln Ave

Hash Cash: $25
From da GM: Anthrax 2014 Pre-Lube Trail – we’ll have the upstairs to ourselves all night! Beer will be flowing, food will be provided, you’ll probably black out!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line down to Fullerton, then hoof it east on Fullerton. Hoof it another couple blocks south on Lincoln to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the train at Fullerton, then hoof it east on Fullerton. Hoof it another couple blocks south on Lincoln to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln & Belden. Be prepared to pay for parking until 10PM and then have to come and pick up your car the next morning.

Anthrax 2014

Anthrax 2014
Friday, December 19 – Sunday, December 21, 2014

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You’re cute Ebola, but the “mysterious white powder” that is anthrax has been causing public scares for over a decade now.

Join us once again at The Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat Run as we celebrate how a few stray dollops of flour can shut down an entire neighborhood. This year’s weekend of debauchery finds us once again hashing through the streets, alleys, and public parks of the Windy City.

Don’t forget to rego early – not only will you save yourself some cash, but this year space is limited. There’s only room for 100 of us this year, so we will be forced to turn people away at the door if we exceed that number. Rego today to guarantee your spot!

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS &
WALK-UP PRICE:
Fri, Dec 19th – 7PM –
Chicago H3 #1944
Anthrax Pre-Lube Trail – $25

Sat, Dec 20th – NOON –
Chicago H3 #1945
Anthrax Main Event – $60

Sun, Dec 21st – NOON –
Chicago H3 #1946
Anthrax Hangover Trail – $8

TOTAL WALK-UP PRICE – $93

CURRENT PRICE:
Main Event Registration: $50
Weekend Registration: $75