Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1675

The Tale of the Trail
The Chicago Hash 2 Aug 2010 by Horn-E

This was the white Trash Hash set by Batteries Not Included and R-Tard-E out of Weeds. And we finally had a hash attendance worthy of summer in Chicago. I counted 26 hounds on trail. Myself (injured) and Calvin Klein accompanied Batteries Not Included to the beer stop. Can’t say much about the trail as we didn’t see much, but before we walked a half block towards the beer stop, Chicken Stiffer and Soggy Deposits were already short cutting and heading down an alley. We walked on and past at least one mark and as we approached Binney’s to get the beer, we saw Lifa and Chicken Stiffer, again off course and heading east. We got beer and waited until the pack arrived. And it was the last two short cutters we saw who eventually came in first. Do they ever stay on trail? Isn’t that the game. But soon the pack arrived and everyone had a beer and was sweaty and happy.
Back at Weeds were a bunch on non running bastards, Our GM Fistful Of Pricks again, and EZ On The Ass, Salty Gash, Its Too Soft, Sin Calzones, Super Stuffer, and Wang Chunks.
Calvin Klein ran the circle as RA in place of the missing RA. Hurry back. Many were called out and some ice was provided, but all of the Chicago Hashers wimped out and didn’t drop trou. We finally had to get Bubbles from Waukesha to show our hashers the proper way to sit on ice. But welcome to all the visitors and virgins. And Back Door Bizzle should have won an award for the most appropriately dressed. And who else was there and to there credit ran this hash, Flying Hooters, Just Stacey, Just Sean, Fall On My Wood, Soul Taco, Just Cindy, Glory Hole, Up Loader, Slippery Box, Back Door Bizzle, $10,000 Tiki Ho, Way to Much Jism, Crop Duster, Ice Capades, Ice Princess, Hoosier Daddy, Dark Side Of The Poon, Just Megan, Just Dennis, Just Sam, Just John and Dykeoutame from Arizona.

CH3 #1675

Chicago HHH Run #1675 – 2nd Annual White Trash Hash
Monday 8/2 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Batteries Not Included
Venue: Weeds – 1555 N. Dayton St.
Hash Cash: $8
From the hares: Put on your wifebeater and NASCAR cap, get out of your trailer and head to the 2nd annual White Trash Hash. Weeds is a short walk from North & Clybourn Red Line Station.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to North Clyborn. Walk one block straight South on Dayton to Weed St. Guess how the bar got its name.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Damen, North Ave #72 bus East to Dayton. Walk one block straight South on Dayton to Weed St.
Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dayton & Weed. Parking is usually better to the South as you get closer to Cabrini Green, for some odd reason.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1673

Chicago Hash 7/24/10
Hares: It’s Too Soft and Just Rita plus troops
Venue: Old Party Central

Hashers: Rotten Whore, Just Jonathon, Soul Taco, LIFA, Asscapade, Back Door Bizzle, Salty Gash, Where is the Sausages, Crop Duster, Sin Calzones, Just Cindy, Just Do Me Slowly, Bubbles, Iron Maiden, Vote for Pedro, Disco Balls, R-Tard-E, Chicken Stiffer, Just Lauren, Fall on my Wood, Just Chuck, Just Tony

Total = 25

The hash on Saturday was a continuation of the Last Saturday of the month hash started two years ago to accommodate hashers who couldn’t run on Monday nights in the summer. It has been a great success with usual attendance around 25-30 hashers on Saturdays and this year has been no exception. The day started off ominous with thunder and lightening hitting the area all thru the night. Many areas were flooded and some of our racist hashers like Soul Taco, Just Cindy, and Crop Duster had their race cancelled on them so they showed up to the hash. Our host for today It’s Too Soft laid a trail that was tough and shitty for all. We did the little chalk talk thingy in the front yard and were off east down Fullerton, but we quickly crossed the street to the south and ran through the DePaul neighborhood shouting and blowing our whistles as we went. Just Jonathon was leading at this point with Chicken Stiffer. We came to a check at Belden and Fullerton and Just Jonathon went south, I went east with LIFA and true trail went north and then back east past the old Chicken house. Just Cindy, Soul Taco, and Crop went north at a check on Orchard and they were on, luckily for most of the pack the FRB’s were on a circle jerk and everyone got caught back up with the FRB’s and LIFA regained FRB status. We kept running towards the lake and Asscapade caught up with me near Diversey and Broadway where trail again went northwest towards the lake. LIFA, Asscapades, Vote for Pedro and I got down to the driving range and we had a check. Vote for Pedro found trail running behind an apartment building and we ran back west over Sheridan and up to Broadway. Here there was another check and I went west and saw Rotten Whore running back but we got lucky finding marks across the street and the trail lead to Ruji’s Foofdeck for the beer stop.
We had beer on the roof and finally started worrying about our virgin hasher from Atlanta. The last time we saw him was at DePaul and when he showed that’s when he said he got lost. We made it back to Old party central and Just Tony got going cooking the RIBS and CHICKEN. Chicken ran circle and gave out punishments to SOUL TACO and JUST CINDY for trying to run 10-mile race in the morning. Back Door Bizzle received a down down for dragging around a bitch on trail. IT’s Too Soft got numerous accusations for being the hare. We welcomed LIFA back from interhash and gave reboots like JUST DO ME and Salty a round of joyous songs for their drinking pleasure. People were more worried about food like R-Tard-E so we closed circle after 50-songs and ate RIBS And CHICKEN all nightlong wish you could have been there!!!

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Chicken Stiffer
CH3-Harerazor

Mismanagement Meeting

Hey ya wanks,
It’s been a while since we’ve had a MisManagement meeting, so I figure next week is as good a time as any to have one.

The meeting will be at Lion Head Pub (2251 N. Lincoln) at 7pm on July 21.

Here are a few things I have in mind for the agenda so far:

State of Hash Funds
Habadashery
I still have Anthrax shirts for some reason. If you or someone you know HAS NOT picked theirs up, I’ll be selling it.
We bought extra PoP mugs in honor of the 10th anniversary. The left over ones will be sold for $5 each.
CH3 and TH3 teamed up to create a new moisture wicking shirt. These are currently on sale for $18.
Open dates for upcoming hashes.
This is all I have so far as no one has brought any other issues to my attention. If you have anything you’d like me to consider discussing shoot me an email and we’ll figure something out.

Questions? Comments? Email me at [email protected]

On On,
Fisty

CH3 #1671

Chicago HHH Run #1671 – Monday 7/12 – 7:00 PM, on out at 7:30 PM
Hares: Happy Ass Grabber
Venue: Simpson’s Tavern
Hash Cash: $8
Be sure to give this guy some extra down downs since it’s his birthday!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Roosevelt, Roosevelt Bus (#12) to Western.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Western Bus to Roosevelt (or whatever the stop before that is)
Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to 1133 S. Western. Bar is on the east side of the street. Street parking is plentiful, but don’t leave your valuables in sight or you might not see them again!