CH3 #2064

Chicago HHH #2064 – Sunday 10/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Son of Spam & Horn E
Venue: Danny’s Tap Room – 2218 N. Western
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Fullerton. Downstairs transfer to the 74 Fullerton bus going west. Exit the bus at Western and hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Western, then hoof it north along Western to the bar (Approx. 15 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western and Lyndale.

CH3 #2063

Chicago HHH #2063 – Sunday 10/16 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Pearl Vision & Let Me Blow
Venue: Moody’s – 5910 N Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Trail will be A-to-B, plan accordingly.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Thorndale, then hoof it west over to Broadway and south to the bar (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and take that sucker north to Thorndale. Hoof it west over to Broadway and then south to the bar. (Approx. 45min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Thorndale – make plans to come back for your car, since trail is A-to-B.

CH3 #2062

Chicago HHH #2062 – Sunday 10/9
Marathon Beer Stop: 10:00 AM @113 W 33rd St
Regular Hash: 2:00 PM @ Venue below

Hares: Mudsucker
Venue: Turtles – 238 W. 33rd
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our post-Marathon hash. Marathon beer stop will start at approximately 10AM over on the corner of 33rd and LaSalle. Bring beer, paper cups, costumes, and signs to cheer on all of those idiots.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Sox-35th – take the 33rd St exit from the station. If you’re going to the beer stop, go east at the top of the ramp and cross the highway. If you’re going straight to the hash, go west to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line at Jackson. Take the Red Line south to Sox-35th – take the 33rd St exit from the station. If you’re going to the beer stop, go east at the top of the ramp and cross the highway. If you’re going straight to the hash, go west to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells – be prepared to fight through ridiculous traffic because of all the street closures due to the marathon.

CH3 #2061

Chicago HHH #2061 – Sunday 10/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bangs With No Mercy & Roofie Ragu
Venue: Forest Glen Woods – Approx 5426 N. Forest Glen Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Hey wankers, this one is on SUNDAY. If you show up on Monday night you will miss it.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line up to Berwyn. Downstairs transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Ride the bus out to LeClaire. Hoof it north on LeClaire, then through the Metra station, and finally north on Forest Glen Ave (Approx. 60 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Jefferson Park. Transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Get off the bus at LeClaire. Hoof it north on LeClaire, then through the Metra station, and finally north on Forest Glen Ave (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Forest Glen Ave and Catalpa – its a forest preserve, so there will be parking.

CH3 #2060

Chicago HHH #2060 – Monday 9/26 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Let Me Blow & Pythagorean Semen
Venue: Ravens – 2326 N Clark
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: And the last Monday night hash of 2016 arrives.

From da Hares: The crazy bartender doesn’t work Mondays any more, so we’re in the clear.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St and grab the 22 Clark bus going south. Exit the bus at Fullerton and then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus going east. Transfer to the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Belden and then hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Fullerton – there might be some parking over at the park, but I doubt there’s any in the neighborhood.

CH3 #2059

Chicago HHH #2059 – Saturday 9/24 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Gay Dancer & Feat Her
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Our final “Summer Saturday” hash of the year – sad.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St. Grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Leland and you’re there. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at the Brown Line station. Hoof it east on Leland over to Clark St and the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.

Anthrax 2016

Goooooooood morning, Vietnam!
Hello all you douchebags and douchebaguettes. Things are moving, wheels are in motion, restraining orders are being filed, etc, etc… But as far as registration for the best Anthrax of 2016 goes, look for a live rego site Wednesday morning at approximately 11 am CST.
CLEAR YOUR GODDAMN CALENDARS FOR WEDNESDAY AT 11AM.

As it sits, we are planning on capping the event at 150, but who knows what’ll happen. Pricing tiers as follows:
1-25: $69
26-50: $80
51-75: $90
76-100: $100
101-125: $110
126 – 150: $120
Walk-up Price: Go Fuck Yourself

There will also be date based price increase, but we’ll get to that. Rego before Thanksgiving so we can get those custom gimmies set up. Asshole.
Hugs and fistings,

~Dr. Cockvorkian

CH3 #2058

Chicago HHH #2058 – Monday 9/19 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Vincent Van Ho & Mystery Cohare
Venue: Angie’s – 3700 N. Kedzie
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: We’re letting a visitor hare – in no way will this turn out poorly.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Addison. Transfer to the 152 going west out to Kedzie, then hoof it a block north to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Belmont. Upstairs grab the 82 Kimball bus going north. Exit the bus at Grace, then hoof it east to Kedzie and south to Waveland and the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Kedzie and Waveland – plenty of street parking in the neighborhood.

CH3 #2057

Chicago HHH #2057 – Monday 9/12 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Fetus Envy
Venue: Waterhouse – 3407 N. Paulina
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Sorry my last trail was so shitty, I promise this one won’t suck as much. Consider this my “Redemption Hash.”

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line going towards Kimball. Exit the Brown Line at Paulina and the bar is right there. Seriously. (Approx. 5 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at Roscoe and hoof it two blocks east to Paulina and the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Paulina, Roscoe, and Lincoln.

CH3 #2056

Chicago HHH #2056 – Sunday 9/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Little Trojan Annie & WJew-40
Venue: Casa de Riot Me Cider – 1715 N. Winchestern
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s our Hash Wedding!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North/Clybourn – transfer to the 72 North Ave bus going west. Exit the bus at Wolcott, then hoof it west to Winchester and then north. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winchester and Wabansia and marvel at how there is no parking in this part of town.