Mismanagement Meeting

Hey Gang –

We’ll be holding a mismanagement meeting this upcoming Sunday, April 17th at
noon. The location will be the hash venue, which I believe is the Hollywood
Club on Sheridan, but stay tuned for confirmation on that.

Anybody interested in attending, and having your voice heard, is welcome and
encouraged!

I will forward an agenda for the meeting in the next couple of days.

Thanks!

Too Loose

CH3 #1378

Sun 3/27/2005 @ 2PM
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 1378
Easter Hash
Hare(s): Too Loose to Screw
Venue: Thatch Pub @ 5707 N. Milwaukee (this is approximately 6000 W) Few blocks north of Bryn Mawr – phone number (773) 774-9868 View Map

Prop up those ears and fluff up that bunny tail as this Sunday’s Easter Hash will cum complete with a challenging Easter egg, uh….I mean Easter Beer (!) Hunt as we go hippity-hoppity through the woods. Prizes for best dressed bunnies and for the beer hunt!

CH3 #1376

Sun 3/13/2005 @ 2PM
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 1376
Meister is Alive Hash
Hare(s): Meister or Rear Loader
Venue: Checking or The Keg in (610 W. Grove in Evanston). View Map

Note: In the event we don’t hear from Meister soon, Rear Loader has volunteered to hare from The Keg in Evanston. Since it was supposed to be Meister from some unknown location, again apparently missing a run he volunteered for, the status his haring this run is uncertain.

Please stay tuned for an official announcement from the Grand Master or the Hare Raiser on their weekly announcement or here on the web site. $6

Hash Erections Results 2005

Below I’ve listed the Award Winners for all to see!

I really hate that we had to rush through the awards so quickly as I would’ve liked for everyone to get their due recognition, but we were having so much fun socializing in the beginning of the night that we ran very short on time.

Please recognize the following peeps in whatever manner you see fit;

Best Trail – HornE’s Forest Preserve through the River (HornE)
Worst Trail – CP and Too Loose’s “Wrong Treasure Island” Memorial Day Hash
Best Themed Hash – 3rd Annual Anthrax Hash (It’s Too Soft and J. Paul & Chicken Stiffer)
Best Beer Stop – POP’s “Christmas in May” – costumes, jello shots, etc. (The 2005 Pussies)
Best On-In – Christmas Boxer Shorts Hash Chili Party (Too Loose, J. Michelle, Lower Wackoff)
Hash Couple – Calvin Klein and Smell This
Hash Bimbo – Calvin Klein (for always hashing topless)
FRB – Woody WoodWhacker
DFL – Red Snapper
Hash Wanker – Smell This (for general, constant drunkenness and showing up only after hashes)
Hash Shit – Smell This (see above)
Bill January – Stupid Man

Thanks Again to All!!!!

Too Loose

CH3 #1374.5

You asked (and asked, and asked, and asked…) and now you finally
get an answer:

Post-ball morning-after-the-night-before hangover hash, SATURDAY,
March 5, 2 p.m., at the Celtic Crown, 4301 N. Western. Hash cash only
$5, since this is a not-regularly-scheduled hash. Short trail ending
back at the Celtic Crown, where food specials include special prices
on wings and steak. (Perfect hangover food!) For those fools who stay
late and keep the party going, the Celtic Crown will start karaoke at
10 p.m.

The traditional outgoing GM’s “Screw You, I’m Not in Charge Anymore,
Ha!” hash will be Sunday, March 6, at 2 p.m., at some special secret
location which Virtual, in his lawyery wisdom, has not yet disclosed.
Maybe we can get him drunk this weekend and force him to tell us?