Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1389

Hey guys,

If you didnt get out to the Hash on Monday, you missed a great time! We started out at about 730pm and headed out on a trail that twisted through the lincoln park neighborhood schools. I think we may have hit every one of them! After touring the finer edumakashunal instatushuns in the city, we came up to the famed Lincoln park. We had a tough time with a few checks and after running General Grant we headed up to the Zoo and a funky circle jerk which sent us out to the parking lot. Virtually Hung sniffed out the trail and took us through the lot to the north end of the zoo and down a path along side one of the lagoons where the hares were waiting with beverages.

Several of us took off back on trail and followed the new ON IN marks until we decided to short cut. Just Nasir lead the way on a split that took us down a side street where we soon learned we were not on trail. We knew where the bar was and just decided to keep going toward the bar. At some point Horn-E and I ended up going in another direction, but soon found some marks at Lincoln ave and started following the real on in trail. We twisted through a few alleys and streets until we came up to Halsted and ran back into Just Nasir and Ahead of him was Dragon Queen & a few other FRBs that followed the true trail the whole way back

Beaumonts ended up being a GREAT venue. We had great pitcher prices and food deals. I think we went through a hundred chicken wings and several pizzas. I finally decided to head out at 1030pm and there were still quite a few people enjoying the last remaining pitchers.

Hats off to the Hares for a great run and an awesome venue!

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Power of the Pussy 2005

The Harrierettes of the Windy City Present

THE 5TH ANNUAL CHICAGO
POWER OF THE PUSSY HASH

Updated: 03/21/2005

Date: Saturday June 4, 2005

Time: Registration starts at 1:00pm. Pack goes out at 2:00pm

Starting Bar: Marlin’s, 7236 W. Pershing Rd., Lyons, IL, 708-442-2645

Don’t forget the 3rd Annual Dangling Dick Pre-Lube Pub Crawl in Wrigleyville the night before on Friday June 3. Click here for more info

Hare(s): Canned Pussy, Rottn Whore, Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em, Magnetic Muff, Red Snapper, Just Do Me Slowly, Too Loose To Screw, and Spit It Out.

Directions / Other Details: To get to Crush:

The first 40 registrants will receive a special piece of POP 5 haberdashery! Remember: You are not considered registered until we have received both your registration form and your payment!

To pay, you can:

HAND cash or check to Too Loose to Screw or Red Snapper (checks to Amy Kozy)

MAIL a check or Amy Kozy, 5041 N. Washtenaw Ave., Chicago, IL 60625

PAYPAL (add $1.50 per person) to [email protected]

March 20 – May 16: $35 / May 17 – June 3: $40 / June 4: $45

Hash Hotel: ChicagoLand Motel (one block from Marlin’s!)708-447-7910

Other events:

Thursday, June 2, 7 p.m., Thirstday Hash, www.thirstdayh3.com
Friday, June 3, evening, Danglin’ Dick Pub Crawl, www.chicagohash.com
Sunday, June 5, noon, Hair of the Pussy Hangover Hash, www.secondcityhhh.com
Monday, June 6, 7 p.m., Chicago Hash, www.chicagohash.com
Tuesday, June 7, 7 p.m., First Crack of the Moon Hash, www.chicagofourth.com/chmnhsh

Download Registration Form Here

Questions? Contact Rottn’ Whore ( [email protected] )

Dangling Dick Pub Crawl 2005

Third Annual Pre-PoP Danglin’ Dick Pre-Lube Pub Crawl – “Ten Innings
at Wrigley”

Date: Friday June, 3
Time: 7pm start
Venue: Chicago’s Blarney Stone – 3424 N. Sheffield (at the NW corner
of the intersection of Sheffield, Newport, and Clark 2blk straight
South of the Addison Red Line Stop and Wrigley Field).
Hares: It’s Too Soft, Mudsucker, and Dude Where’s My Car

Join the Fine Fellows of the Chicago Hash House Harriers and The
Chicago PPC for a “Beer-an-Inning” Tour of Wrigleyville Bars as We
Round the Bases! (Think you can make it to THIRD BASE??). As this is
just a big bunch of friends getting together to have a good time so
wristbands are FREE and we have drink specials setup at every bar!

1) 7:00 PM-7:30 PM Chicago’s Blarney Stone – 3424 N. Sheffield [$6
pitchers, $1 Shots, $2 PBR’s]
2) 7:30 PM-8:00 PM Nisei Lounge – 3439 N. Sheffield [$2 Old Style or
LaBatt Blue Light Pints, $2 Watermelon or Kamikaze Shots]
3) 8:00 PM-8:30 PM Irish Oak – 3511 N. Clark [$2.50 Domestic beers
and Sam Adams, beer of the month, discounted to $2.50]
4) 8:30 PM-9:00 PM Merkle’s – 3516 N. Clark [$2.00 Domestic drafts,
$2.00 for a special shot that Pete will make up for us]
5) 9:00 PM-9:30 PM Slugger’s – 3540 N. Clark [$2 Domestic Drafts, $2
Kamikazes]
6) 9:30 PM-10:00 PM Cubby Bear – 1059 W. Addison [$2 Domestic Drafts]
6a) Optional photo op by the Harry Carey statue in front of Wrigley
Field!
7) 10:00 PM-10:30 PM Sports Corner – 956 W. Addison [$2.50 drafts of
everything on tap!]
8) 10:30 PM-11:00 PM Murphy’s Bleachers – 3655 N. Sheffield [$5.50
Domestic Pitchers]
9) 11:00 PM-11:30 PM Wrigleyville North – 3900 N. Sheridan [$2 glass
$8 pitchers & live band no cover]
10) 11:30 PM-????? Holiday Club – 4000 N. Sheridan [$4.50 PBR
Pitchers and $6 import pitchers, including GUINNESS!!$2.50 Miller
Lite bottles – Thanks Phil!!!]

The official 2005 Ten Innings at Wrigley webpage can be found at:
http://www.chicagofourth.com/Pointer/Homerun/2005/teninnings.htm

You can download a printable route map & schedule (PDF) at:
http://www.chicagofourth.com/Pointer/Homerun/2005/TenInningsFlyer05.p
df

Feel free to invite friends and fun co-workers… all are welcome!!
This event is being co-hosted with It’s Too Soft’s Chicago PPC crew
so expect a bunch of fun non-hasher (yet) Northside party regulars
to join the fun also.

Looking for which bar we’re at or need a wristband – contact the
hare en route (cell 312-925-6386). (And don’t forget the PPC’s
winter flagship event, our 9th Annual 12 Bars of Christmas
Neighborhood Pub Crawl in Lincoln Park is coming up on Saturday,
December 3 – Save the date!).

And don’t forget the PoP hash itself is Saturday, June 4 in Lyons,
IL. Info and registration at http://www.chicagohash.com

Questions? Contact the organizers at social_chair@….
Hope to see you on the 3rd!

Party on on,

It’s Too Soft

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1386

The Tale of the Trail

The Chicago Hash 5/23/5 by Horn-E
Magnetic Muff picked a great little dive bar for this marathon training hash. At least it seemed that way after taking a wrong turn and ending up about a half mile behind the pack right at the start. Actually it was only about 5 miles, but after the marathon training Big Dog Hash the day before, I was getting run down. There did seem to be a lot of long straights, but in reality there were a few loops to take the boredom out of the FRBs and regroup the pack. I actually was just catching up to the pack when Milk My Yak took a wrong turn into the woods and dragged me along. When we emerged from the brush along the rivers edge, the FRBs were out of sight. And there was a check. Going right was right. I went left. Wrong. When I finally headed in the right direction Milk My Yak and I found the trail again and we ran up to the beer stop along the river.

After the beer stop we headed east over the river and then along the new river walk to a check at a park. Here Lower Wackoff and I ran ourselves in circles for a while and finally emerged onto Peterson were I spotted a mark. From here on in it was mostly straight and I still got off coarse. Shortcutting. I finally stumbled back onto marks and followed them into the bar.

Virtually Hung led us in a good circle. Nuttin’ Bitch proved to be the bimbo of the day as she locked her car keys in her car and ran with her house keys. Yup, she get a down down. And many others were given before we quit. We then got into some hot dogs, some damn good chocolate chip cookies and a lot more beer.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1385

The Tale of the Trail

The Chicago Hash 5/16/5 by Horn-E

Lower Wackoff and Canned Pussy decided to put together a little hash from Little Rascals to celebrate ten years of hashing each. I think they each laid ten minutes worth. This was definitely the quickest hash I ran all year. It took about 30 minutes to get to the beer stop.

We headed south from the bar and at the first block we had our second split already. I saw track and followed several hashers toward the east. Another split and there was only Fist And Clits still in front as I headed towards the tracks. She eventually found the trail and led to a T n E split up onto the track. We headed up and I finally found marks that led right down to another split. I picked south and I got lucky again. But the usual FRBs and our visitor, Dr. Who, soon passed me as headed to Pulaski and Diversey. The trail kept going to one block west and a check at an alley. I saw Lifa returning from a false to the south, so I headed back to Diversey and further west. I was On. I hit another split and went straight while Rhotan went right. He was on so I headed north to catch up. Rhotan missed a hidden turn mark and I was back in front to the next check. I headed west and found two marks, but I couldn’t find a third. So I headed north and found myself paralleling Lifa who was On. I looked and there was another mark and I led us up to the tracks. Heading south we were soon back on the street at Belmont. There was a big loop into a deadend parking lot and I found the mark coming out. But I couldn’t fine another. While looking, I spotted the walkers at Canned Pussy’s garage and I was soon there for the beer stop. I apparently missed a short three block loop and soon the pack started to arrive.

From the beer stop it was a short run back to the bar and the free hot dogs. Too Loose To Screw led us in a short circle giving the hares a well deserved down down for such a short trail.