Theme Hashes – Page 6 – Chicago Hash House Harriers

CH3 #1956

Chicago HHH Run #1956
Sunday 3/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & TBD
Venue: Shoe’s Pub – 1134 W. Armitage

Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: 2015’s GM handover hash, send off the old GM and welcome the new GM in style.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage, then hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it up to Armitage, then grab the 73 Armitage bus going east. Exit the bus at Seminary and hoof it back west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Clifton.

CH3 #1954

Chicago HHH Run #1954
Sunday 2/15 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Golden Shartches & Dickens Cider
Venue: Moe’s Tavern – 2937 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Central Park, hoof it south to Milwaukee and south again to the bar..

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line and go out to Belmont. Hoof it south on Kimball, turn west on Barry and immediately south on Gresham. Once you hit Milwaukee go north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Central Park.

CH3 #1952

Chicago HHH Run #1952
Sunday 2/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TBD & RumpleStealsKids
Venue: It’s Too Soft’s – 933 W. Wolfram #3
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is your first chance to vote in Hash Erections, so be sure to make it out. If you don’t show up, you don’t get to vote!

From da Host: There will be food and plenty of beer after trail and Chunder Pussy has volunteered to bring his smoked meat as well. Don’t go up to the roofdeck unless you plan to freeze your balls off.

Following circle will be a Super Bowl game watching party and folks are welcome to stay for the game which will be shown on multiple screens and the aforementioned food and beer will be provided.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs up to the top floor unit (#3).

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North bus east over to the North/Clybourn stop. Go downstairs to the Red Line and go north to Fullerton. Transfer to the Brown Line and continue north to Diversey. Wolfram is the next block north of Diversey, so hoof it around the block, then go around back and take the stairs up to the third unit.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield – better warn Its Too Soft that you’re driving cause its zoned back, bitch!

CH3 #1951

Chicago HHH Run #1951
Sunday 1/25 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em & Lifa
Venue: Casa de Stab Em & Slab Em – 6530 S. Universtiy

Hash Cash: $8

From da hares: This is Snow Hash #7! The only hash run of the year guaranteed to have snow. Come join us for a romp through the environs of beautiful Hyde Park, Washington Park and Jackson Park. You may want to bring along an extra pair of shoes for this one. There will be food at the finish (Italian Beef this year). Please consider bringing along additional food or snacks to share.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) at 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($3.00) to 63rd St. at the ticket window or machine.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (64th St.) and zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1948

Chicago HHH Run #1948
Sunday 1/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend, Son of Spam & Crotch Fire
Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line into the Loop. At Jackson transfer to the Blue Line going out toward Forest Park. Get off the train at Racine. Hoof it south to Taylor and then west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and head towards the Loop. Exit the train at Racine, then hoof it south to Taylor and west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Laflin.

CH3 #1940

Chicago HHH Run #1940
Saturday 11/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Pre-Thanksgiving Hash – please bring a side dish to share in addition to Hash Cash.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west. Ride that pony out to Central Park, then hoof it west Soul Taco’s.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going out to O’Hare. Get off the train at Belmont, then hoof it west to Soul Taco’s.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1938

Chicago HHH Run #1938
Sunday 11/9 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Its Pumpkin Chuckin time, fools! Party like its Keene State! Bring your old pumpkins to chuck, or borrow some while on trail.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western, go downstairs and grab the 49 Western bus going north and ride that sucker up to Winnemac. Exit at Winnemac and then hoof it west over to Lincoln Ave, then north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus going north and ride that sucker up to Winnemac. Exit at Winnemac and then hoof it west over to Lincoln Ave, then north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winnemac and Lincoln, there is parking next to the bar.

CH3 #1936

Chicago HHH Run #1936

Sunday 10/26 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker

Venue: Chicken Coop – 2241 W. Ainslie

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Halloween! Wear your sluttiest outfit!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Western, then hoof it north to Ainslie and east to the Chicken Coop.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western bus north to Ainslie and then hoof it east to the Chicken Coop.

Driving ?

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ainslie and Bell.

CH3 #1934

Chicago HHH Run #1934
Sunday 10/12 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend, Son of Spam, & Mudsucker
Venue: Turtles – 238 W 33rd St
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Post-Marathon Hash – come hand out beer to the racists and then run trail.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to 35th-Sox Park. Take the north exit off the platform to 33rd St. Hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line at Jackson. Take the Red Line south to 35th-Sox Park. Take the north exit off the platform to 33rd St. Hoof it west to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells. Seriously though, don’t drive, there’s a marathon going on and there will be a bazillion street closures. Just don’t do it.