Category: Theme Hashes

CH3 #1992

Chicago HHH #1992 – Saturday 9/5 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Dick Harmonica
Venue: Rabbit’s – 4945 W. Foster Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Pre-Labor Day Hash, which we do every year on a Sunday afternoon instead of our regularly scheduled Monday evening hash will now take place on Saturday. After trail the hash will go to the Taste of Polonia Festival (www.topchicago.org)

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going north. Exit the train at Berwyn and transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Ride that pony out to Foster & Elston and the bar. (Approx. 55 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going to O’Hare. Exit the train at Jefferson Park and transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Take that sucker out to Foster & Elston and the bar. (Approx. 35 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Elston. The bar has some parking, but don’t leave your hooptie there if you plan on going over to Taste of Polonia.

CH3 #1984

Chicago HHH #1984 – Monday 8/3 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N Broadway

Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: White Trash Hash 2015

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
Red Line to Thorndale or Granville, then hoof it west to Broadway and south to the bar.

Driving
Take Lake Shore Drive north to Hollywood. Go west on Hollywood and then go north on Broadway to the bar.

CH3 #1982

Chicago HHH #1982 – Saturday 7/25 – 2:00 PM
Hares: R2DoMe & Up the Ash
Venue: A-to-B from O’Lanagan’s – 2335 W. Montrose
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Luau Hash 2015 – Get Lei’d!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
49 Western bus to Montrose or 78 Montrose bus to Oakley. Then hoof it to Claremont and Montrose.

Driving
LSD north to Montrose, then go west until you hit Claremont. Or the Kennedy to Western, then north to Montrose.

CH3 #1976

Chicago HHH #1976 – Monday 6/22 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Stiffy For Stiffies
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N Clark
Hash Cash: $8

HOUNDS! TECHNOLOGY IS ALLOWED ON TRAIL. HAVE A QR CODE SCANNER APP DOWNLOADED!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
Red Line to Wilson, then hoof it west on Wilson to Clark and north to the bar. Or take the 22 Clark bus to Leland.

Driving
Lake Shore north to Wilson, east to Clark, then north to Leland.

CH3 #1966

Chicago HHH #1966 – Monday 5/4 – 7:00 PM
Hares: 69 Cent Man, Cuma Slutra, & Son of Spam
Venue: Bialystok Pub – 3653 W. Diversey
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: In Soviet Poland, constitution not worth paper written on!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown or Purple Line south to Diversey. Grab the 76 Diversey bus going west. Exit the bus at Lawndale, realize what a terrible mistake you’ve made, and go to the Moon Hash instead. (Approx. 40 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line out to Logan Square. Go upstairs and grab the 76 Diversey bus going west. Exit the bus at Lawndale, realize what a terrible mistake you’ve made, and go to the Moon Hash instead. (Approx. 20 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lawndale and Diversey. Realize what a terrible mistake you’ve made, and go to the Moon Hash instead.

CH3 #1965

Chicago HHH #1965 – Sunday 5/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TampOn TampOff
Venue: Simone’s – 960 W. 18th St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: We’re adding in one more Sunday run, because Fake Mexican Holidays!

From da Hare: Trail will be A-to-B ending at Casa de TampOn (949 W 19th St). Bring your ID if you intend to drink before the On-Out because the bar won’t serve you unless you have it.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus going south. Ride that pony all the way to 18th St and then hoof it west to the bar. (Approx. 50 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going towards the Loop. Exit the Blue Line at Grand. Go upstairs and grab the 8 Halsted bus and say hello to the hashers coming from Lincoln Park/Lakeview. Ride that pony all the way to 18th St and then hoof it west to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 18th and Morgan.

CH3 #1961

Chicago HHH Run #1961
Saturday 4/4 – 1:00 PM
Hares: WJew40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Blue Line Tavern – 1548 N Damen Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Note the date change, we’ll be hashing on Saturday so that you can spend Sunday with your family celebrating zombie bunny day.

From da Hares: From the demented minds who brought you past Easter hashes such as EVERYTHING’S BIGGER IN TEXAS, EVERYTHING’S SMALLER IN ASIA, and EVERYTHING’S BETTER WITHOUT FOUR SCORE, we present you with this year’s Easter hash theme:

WE’LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE CUZ IT’S A SECRET.

But it’s a really good theme, so be sure to show up for a debaucherous good time.

GAMES! PRIZES! FOOD! AND SO MUCH BOOZE!

**We’ll be providing a main dish but we are asking everyone else to bring side dishes & desserts.

TRAIL IS A-B. THERE WILL BE TRANSPORT FOR YOUR STUFF & FOOD FOR THE POTLUCK AFTER TRAIL.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North/Clybourn. Go upstairs and grab the 72 North Ave bus and ride that west to Damen/Milwaukee. Hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Damen/Milwaukee/North and the bar. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Oakley, because that’s the B. Then hoof it over to the bar.

CH3 #1960

Chicago HHH Run #1960
Sunday 3/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Feather
Venue: Streeters – 50 E. Chicago Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our annual Post-Beer in a Box hash – be sure to meet everyone dumb enough to run the Shamrock Shuffle downtown and get properly sauced beforehand.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line south to Chicago. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. At Jackson, transfer to the Red Line going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

From Beer in a Box: Hoof it north and east to the Jackson Red Line stop. Grab the train going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabash and Chicago. Curse yourself because you left early so you could grab Chick-fil-A, forgetting that they’re closed on Sundays.