Category: Theme Hashes

CH3 #2017

Chicago HHH #2017 – Sunday 2/7 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Arturo’s Tacos – 2001 N. Western
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Join us for our annual Stupor Bowl Hash! Trail will be A-to-B with food and a television for Sportsball viewing at the B.

From da Hare: Fuck Lazo’s.

From da Other Hare: We’re having a potluck at the B; we’ll provide something, probably tacos, but please bring sides or desserts to share with everyone. There will be a vehicle to transport everything from the A to the B.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 77 Belmont bus west to Western. Grab the 49 Western bus going south. Get off the bus at Armitage and you’re there. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue line going out to wards O’Hare. Exit at Western and then hoof it north to Armitage. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise Armitage and Western.

CH3 #2016

Chicago HHH #2016 – Sunday 1/31 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Stab ’em and Slab ’em
Venue: Casa de Stab’em – 6530 S. University
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Snow Hash 8! The only CH3 trail where there’s guaranteed to be snow. Right Lifa? [Lifa: yes!]

From da Hares: We will have some nice food for you at the finish. Italian beef sandwiches have been pretty popular in the past, so perhaps that.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ’em will be on your right as you’re heading South. (Approx. 65 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ’em will be on your right as you’re heading South. (Approx. 65 min)

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) a…t 1:00 PM. You need to: (1) Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board. (2) Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. otherwise the train may not stop there. (3) Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (64th St.). (4) Hoof it west over to Woodlawn, then west on 65th to University, and finally south again to the venue.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank, be sure to carpool, and don’t forget to offer your fellow hashers rides back to civilization the North Side.

CH3 #2012

Chicago HHH #2012 – Sunday 1/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s SF, Crotch Fire & Son of Spam
Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: For the fourth time in as many years these idiots are haring together for the first hash of the new year. That’s reason to celebrate, right?

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Blue Line going west at Jackson. Exit the train at Racine, then hoof it south on Racine and then west on Taylor to the bar. (Approx. 50 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line towards the Loop. Stay on the train through the Loop and exit the train at Racine. Hoof it south on Racine and then west on Taylor to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Loomis.

CH3 #2011

Chicago HHH #2011 – Sunday 12/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Gay Dancer
Venue: A-to-B trail starting at Roscoe’s – 3356 N. Halsted St.
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Halsted. Hop on the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Roscoe and the bar is on the corner. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: BTake the 72 North Ave bus east over to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Roscoe and the bar is on the corner (Approx. 40 min)

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and drive to 3356 N. Halsted. Have fun finding parking.

CH3 #2005

Chicago HHH #2005 – Sunday 11/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Up the Ash
Venue: Carols – 4659 N Clark
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: I’m calling this one the “Pajama Jammy Jam Hash!” Its my birthday, and cause its my birthday, I’m not getting out my pajamas & neither should you!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Ride that sucker to Leland. Bar is on the corner. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at Damen & Eastwood/Brown Line. Hoof it up to Leland and then west over to Clark St and the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Leland.

CH3 #2004

Chicago HHH #2004 – Saturday 11/21 – 2:30 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & RumpleStealsKids
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our annual Pre-Thanksgiving hash. We’ve moved it to Saturday at 2:30 (on-out at 3PM) and it’ll be a pot luck, so bring a side dish to share!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello & Belmont.

CH3 #2002

Chicago HHH #2002 – Sunday 11/8 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy
Venue: Bim Bom Lounge – 5226 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Pumpkin Chuckin’ time again! Bring your leftover pumpkins to chuck or find some on trail. Trail will be A-to-B.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont Bus going west. Ride that sucker out to Laramie, then hoof it half a block to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Belmont. Transfer to the 77 Belmont Bus upstairs and go west. Ride that sucker out to Laramie, then hoof it half a block to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Laramie & Belmont.

CH3 #2000

Chicago HHH #2000 – Saturday 10/31 – 1:00 PM

Hares: Current & Past CH3 GMs
Venue: Gambler’s – 4908 N. Pulaski
Hash Cash: $10

From da GM: 2000 trails? Already? Where’d the time go? Since its Halloween we’ll also be having a costume contest and all that jazz.

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line and ride that all the way to the end of the line at Kimball. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus going west. Exit the bus at Pulaski and then hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Irving Park and take the Pulaski exit to the station. Downstairs, grab the 53 Pulaski bus going north. Exit the bus at Ainslie and hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Pulaski and Ainslie.

CH3 #1999

Chicago HHH #1999 – Sunday 10/25 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Horn E
Venue: Pumping Company – 6157 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Halloween week! The hare promises to be in costume – I bet its “Willie Nelson”!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line and go north to Granville. Hoof it west to Broadway and then south to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Go downstairs and grab the Red Line going north. Exit the train at Granville. Hoof it west to Broadway and then south to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Granville.

CH3 #1997

Chicago HHH #1997 – Sunday 10/11 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Horn E & Mudsucker
Venue: Turtle’s – 238 W. 33rd St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our post-Marathon hash. Marathon beer stop will start at approximately 10AM over on the corner of 33rd and LaSalle, just blocks from the bar. Bring beer, paper cups, and signs to cheer on all of those idiots.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going south. Exit the train at the Sox-35th station and take the north exit to 33rd St. Hoof it west over to bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line at Jackson and take that south. Exit the train at the Sox-35th station and take the north exit to 33rd St. Hoof it west over to bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
There’s a marathon going on, leave your car at home.