Category: Event & Theme Hash Runs

CH3 #1614

Chicago Hash #1614 Monday 7.27.09 @ O’Malley’s West – “White Trash Hash”

Hare(s): R Tard E
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it a couple blocks East to Halsted/Lincoln/Fullerton, Southeast on Lincoln two blocks to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, Fullerton #74 bus East to Halsted/Lincoln/Fullerton, Southeast on Lincoln two blocks to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Lincoln/Belden/Orchard. Parking pretty much sucks in this corridor as the side streets are all Zone 143 permit. You might get lucky with a meter on Lincoln or open parking by Oz Park one block further Southeast.

CH3 #1610

Chicago Hash #1610 9th Annual Power of the Pussy, 7.18.09 @ Manhattan’s

THE MAIN EVENT
Hare(s): The PoP9 Harrierettes
Venue: A-B Starting at Manhattan’s Bar, 415 S Dearborn
Hash Cash: $40 June 2 – July 17; $45 walk-up

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Library/Van Buren, hoof it South a block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, hoof it a block and half South on Dearborn to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dearborn between Congress and Van Buren. Good luck with parking.

Registration forms available: Click Here To Download

For our visitors, we have secured 15 rooms at the Red Roof Inn (Downtown.). The standard double room rate is $84.99 (plus tax). 15 Rooms are guaranteed until July 7th. When booking, mention “Chicago Hash House Harriers – Group Code # B281CHIHAS”

Call hotel directly at (312)787-3580 to make the reservation.
162 E. Ontario
Chicago, IL
www.redroof-chicago-downtown.com

Also, parking is available for $36/day with in/out access.

Commorative event t-shirt is now included in the rego price!!! PLEASE NOTE WE NEED TO HAVE YOUR REGO IN HAND JULY 1ST SO WE CAN PLACE THE SHIRT ORDER, NON OF THIS POSTMARK B.S.! (sorry, ordering logistics!)

Other purrrrfect activities planned for the weekend:

Hashpitality Suite at the Party Central Skydeck
Friday Afternoon, July 17, 2009 – Sunday July 19, 2009
starting around 3pm, $5 VIP Backstage pass gets you all the beer you can drink (until we kill the keg) and a grille out Saturday at Noon before the PoP main event (get some food in ya before some serious drinkin’!).
Party Central SkyDeck (a.k.a. Ruji’s Foofdeck)
933 W Wolfram St., Rooftop (come up stairs in the back)

Hashpitality Suite is Back For PoP 9!

Just like I did last year for PoP I will once again be opening up the Party Central SkyDeck for use as Hashpitality where people can hang out and have a beer or two during downtimes before/after the PoP events themselves.

This year for Hashpitality we will be selling $5 “VIP Backstage Passes” which will get you a special tag (you will need to display your backstage pass while at Hashpitality so that Security does not escort you off the premises), all the beer you can drink (until we kill the keg) and a BBQ luncheon at Noon Saturday (food is on a first-come basis as there’s a limit to what we can do here for five bucks!).

Doors open 3pm (or so) Friday afternoon and close a half hour before the next PoP event to allow for travel time. Doors open Saturday and Sunday depending on when we can drag our hungover butts out of bed.

For the one or two people who don’t know this yet, the Party Central SkyDeck (aka “Ruji’s Foofdeck) is at 933 W. Wolfram St right next to the Diversey Brown Line station. Parking should be a little less horrific than normal as the Cubs are out of town, however public transit is still HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Hit my cell 312-925-6386 if lost or to verify we’re awake (hopefully I should be getting a new battery this week so it will work by then!)

Party on on to PoP 9!!!

Fuji

Dangling Dick Pub Crawl
Friday night, July 17, 2009
7pm start, $10 wristband gets you great drink specials all night. Proceeds will be donated to National Cervical Cancer Coalition

6-8 McFadden’s, 1206 N. State $1 Dos Equis, 1/2 price nachos

8-9PM Bootlegger’s, 13 W. Division. Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $3 SV Supreme vodka cocktails, $.50 off all other drinks! $8 domestic pitchers

9-10 Pippin’s Tavern, 806 N. Rush: Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $4 Jim Beam Black Cocktails, $.50 off all other drinks! $8 domestic pitchers

10-12am (or perhaps later), Streeter’s – 50 E. Chicago. Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $4 Jim Beam Black Cocktails; $8 domestic pitchers, $.50 off all other drinks!

Please note that pitchers are limited at Bootlegger’s and Pippen’s since that’s not something they normally do.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Clark & Division and hoof it a couple a blocks East. Bar is on Division between Dearborn and State.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Division, Division 70 bus East to da bar. Bar is on Division between Dearborn and State.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Division between Dearborn and State. Good luck finding parking around here!

PoP 9 Hangover Hash
Sunday, July 19 2009
12:00pm NOON, $5
Location Kasey’s – 701 S. Dearborn A-B!!!

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Whooz Cumming, So Far:

69 Cent Man Chicago H3
Anal Assault Chicago H3
Anal Puker Chicago H3
Asscapades Chicago H3
Ballcock Dumper Chicago H3
Burning Asshole Big Hump
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey TH3
Chicken Stiffer Chicago H3
Corn Star TH3
Crop Duster Chicago H3
Double Fister IndyScent
Erin Go Buff Chicago H3
Finger Picking Good Little Rock H3
Fish Lips IndyScent
Fistful of Pricks Chicago H3
Front Running Blond
Gay Blade Big Hump
Ginger Snatch Chicago H3
Glory Hole Chicago H3
Hasher of a Thousand Names Chicago H3
Hoosier Daddy Chicago H3
Horn-E Bushman
Hot Lips Grand Rapids H3
Ice Princess Chicago H3
International Virgin 2CH3
It’s Too Soft Chicago H3
Just Allie Chicago H3
Just Daniel Chicago H3
Just Drew TH3
Just Job Chicago H3
Just Jordan TH3
Just Julie TH3
Just Kestrel TH3
Just Mike TH3
Just Nettie Chicago H3
Lawrence of the Labia IndyScent
Lifa Chicago H3
Likes it on the Bottom Chicago H3
MotorWhoreA Chicago H3
Mount Schwiiinga TH3
Mouthful of Meat Chicago H3
Odor Eater Chicago H3
Oral Persuasion IndyScent
Poke His Anus TH3
Poultry Fucker Chicago H3
R Tard E Chicago H3
Return to Gender MadisonH3
Ricky’s Crab Shack Big Hump
Rotten Whore Chicago H3
Salty Gash Chicago H3
Show Me Your Tits IndyScent
Snatchsquatch Chicago H3
Soul Taco Chicago H3
Spread’em Bitch Long Beach H3
Stairmaster MadisonH3
Super Stuff’er Chicago H3
Tit Mouse Big Hump

On-On to PoP!

Salty Gash
PoP 9 Treasurer
“I don’t need more cowbell… I need more Pussy!”

Power of the Pussy IX

It’s time for the 9th Annual Power of the Pussy, celebrating women & hashing! Weekend activities will take place around scenic Downtown Chicago.
We will be raising money for cervical cancer/HPV prevention and detection this year. Learn more about the National Cervical Cancer Coalition at: www.nccc-online.org
Save the Other Girlie Bits!
Power of the Pussy 9
July 18, 2009, 3:00pm (on out at 3:30pm)
“Killer” A-B Trail!
Manhattan’s Bar, 415 S Dearborn
$35 until June 1; $40 June 2 – July 17; $45 walk-up
T-shirts on sale to benefit the National Cervical Cancer Coalition: $22
Registration forms available on hashspace, in the Attachments section of this group, and eventually on chicagohash.com (once the webdude comes home from his business trip)
Other purrrrfect activities planned for the weekend:
Dangling Dick Pub Crawl
Friday night, July 17, 2009
7pm start, $10 wristband gets you great drink specials all night. Proceeds will be donated to National Cervical Cancer Coalition
Finn McCool’s, 15 W Division
Full pub-crawl schedule will be available on www.chicagohash.com prior to the event.
PoP 9 Hangover Hash
Sunday, July 19
12:00pm, $5
Location TBD

On-On to PoP!
Salty Gash
PoP 9 Treasurer
“I don’t need more cowbell… I need more Pussy!”

CH3 #1601

Chicago Hash #1601 5.30.09 @ Casa de Poultry, German Maifest Hash

May 30, 2009 2:32 am / itstoosoft
Hare(s): Poultry F*cker and Just Shaina
Venue: Casa De Poultry – XXXX W. Ainslie just EAST of Western
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western & East on Ainslie a couplea blocks.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, take the Lawrence 81 East to Western, hoof it North on Western and East on Ainslie.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Western & Ainslie.

CH3 #1600

Chicago Hash #1600 5.24.09, 2pm @ Claddaugh Ring – 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash

May 24, 2009 7:33 am / itstoosoft

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Odor Eater, and Rent-a-Virgin
Venue: A-B starting at Claddagh Ring – 2306 W. Foster (Western Brown Line Stop)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $18 this will get you great food and lots of great GOOSE ISLAND BEER and a free #1600 shirt for the first 50 hashers to sign up!
Kick off Summer 2009 the right way with the 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Virgins’ casa. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER, tons of great food and party games to keep those whose Ritalin perscriptions have run out entertained! !

• A –B run The B will be at CASA DE VIRGIN BANGER and RENTA VIRGIN

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus East to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Foster & Oakley.

Who’s Cumming?

Anal Assault
Batteries No Included
Bang Me Blow Me Get Me Off
Calvin Klein
Chicken Stiffer
Cop-U-Later – Waukesha HHH
Crop Duster
Cuma Slutra
Ez on the Ass
Feelin’ Lucky C*** – Waukesha HHH
Fishlips – Indyscent HHH
Fuji / Its Too Soft
Gigner Snatch
Grumpy Crotch Muncher
Hoosier Daddy
Horny Again
Ice Princess
Just Amiele
Just Christine
Just Genesis
Just Kelly
Just Sarah
Just Shania
Just Todd
LIFA

Motor Whore-a
Mount Schwiiinga
Mouthful of Meat
OnOff – Blentar HHH Sweden
Oral Pursusaion – Indyscent HHH
PackHer Ass
Peterbilt?
Pissing Ditzy – Indyscent HHH
Poultry F*cker
Pussy Wipt – El Paso
R-Tard-E
Renta Virgin
Rotten’ Whore
Salty gash
ShowMe Your Tits – Indyscent HHH
Smell This
Snatchsquatch
Super Stuf’her
Virgin Banger
Wall Bang’her

• COST= $18 this will get you great food and lots of Beer Maybe a t-shirt?? The prepaids who hit the deadline will get shirts, after that it’s a roll of the dice! But for 18 bucks where else in Chicago can you get this kind of all-day entertainment?? The defense rests.

• Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night)
http://www.lpndaysi nn.com/index2. html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

• Also a few hashers have offered up some Crash space so lease e-mail me if you wish to go this route chickenstiffer@ gmail.com

http://www.megabus. com/us/ For vistors who wish to travel for cheap.

CHICAGO HASH #1600 $18 Until May 1st $22 until May 10th $26 Until May 23rd and Finally $30 at the DOOR!!
If you pay via Paypal, including PayPal fees the prices are $18.82 until 5/1, $22.94 until 5/10, $27.05 Until May 23rd

—
Chicken Stiffer & Erin Go Buff
CH3-GM’s

CH3 #1597

Chicago Hash #1597 5.4.09 @ Czerwone Jabluszko (AKA Red Apple) POLISH CONSTITUTION DAY HASH

May 4, 2009 6:02 am / itstoosoft
Hare(s): 69 Cent Man, Virgin Banger, Cuma Slutra
Venue: Czerwone Jabluszko (AKA Red Apple), 3121 N. Milwaukee Ave., Chicago, 60618
Hash Cash: $13. This covers the full Polish buffet dinner, beer, tax & tip
NOTE WE ARE OUT AT 7PM SHARP (NOT THE USUAL 7:30) DUE TO THE CLOSING TIME OF THE RESTAURANT AT 10PM SO BE THERE BEFORE 7 IF YOU WANT TO RUN WITH THE PACK!!!

We will depart at 7:00 sharp so that we can get back in time for the ON-IN and to enjoy their great food.

DRESS: Wear a Polish shirt (provided that it is not from a Polish beer company, as our sponsor, the Stawski Distributing Co., is brewing a new Polish beer under their own name).

DIRECTIONS: By car: From Warsaw, ND: Head east on 61st St NE toward 157th Ave NE; Turn right to merge onto I-29 S; Take exit 63A-B to merge onto I-94 E toward Minneapolis, Entering Minnesota; Take the exit on the left onto I-694 E; Take exit 58B for I-94 E toward Madison; Slight right at I-94 E
Entering Wisconsin; Continue on I-90 E, Partial toll road, Entering Illinois; Take Keeler exit; Turn left onto W. Irving Park Rd., Turn right onto N. Pulaski Rd.; Turn left onto N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.

From Panna Maria, TX: Head southwest on FM-81 toward Highway 380; Turn right at TX-123; Turn left at Farm Rd 81; Turn right at US-181; Take the ramp onto I-37 N; Take exit 133 to merge onto I-410 N; Continue on I-35 N; Slight right at I-35E N (signs for Fort Worth/ I 35W N); Take exit 428A for I-30 E toward Griffin St/ Texarkana; Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-30 E and merge onto I-30 E, Entering Arkansas; ke exit 143B to merge onto I-40 E/ US-167 N/ US-67 N toward Memphis
Continue to follow I-40 E; Take exit 277 to merge onto I-55 N toward Blytheville/ St Louis, Entering Missouri; Take exit 66A to merge onto I-57 N toward Chicago, Entering Illinois; Merge onto I-94 W; Take exit 45C for Belmont Ave toward 3200 N; Slight left at W Belmont Ave; Turn left at N. Hamlin Ave., Turn left at N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.

By CTA: Milwaukee Ave. bus (#56); or Belmont bus (#77), exit at Hamlin Ave., walk south on Hamlin Ave., then southeast on Milwaukee Ave. to restaurant.

FMI: 312-409-BEER (2337), www.chicagohash.com

On-On!
69 Cent Man

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Belmont #77 bus to Hamlin (just before Milwaukee) hoof it South on Hamlin to Milwaukee and turn left (SE) about 1/2 block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Cut 1/2 block South to Barry and either hoof it like six blocks West to Milwaukee or hop the aforementioned Belmont #77 bus to Hamlin, as described above, if you’re in a lazy kinda mood.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to just SE of Belmont & Milwaukee. Parking is ludicrously plentiful in Avondale and you may even be able to score a space in the restaurant’s lot out back. As Milwaukee is a diagonal street, the lot is kinda oddly-shaped in a sorta trapezoidal way..

CH3 #1595

Chicago Hash #1595 Sunday 4/19/09 @ Double Bubble

Hare(s): R Tard E
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Thorndale, hoof it East about a block to Broadway and North on Broadway. Bar actually appears to be roughly equidistant between Thorndale and Granville.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 bus to Berwyn Red Line, then de-train at Thorndale, hoof it East about a block to Broadway and North on Broadway.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Broadway and Norwood. This is Edgewater so parking should be plentiful.

CH3 #1594

Chicago Hash #1594 Sunday 4/12 3rd Annual Easter Hash

Hare(s): Virturally Hung and Cum In My Assfault
Venue: Casa de Virtual – 4619 N. Magnolia
Hash Cash: $8

Please come out to the 4th (I think?) Annual Easter Hash hosted by Virtually Hung and myself. We will have a keg, easter egg hunt, dinner, and an awesomely shitty trail out of Virtual’s place, 4619 N. Magnolia Ave.

We would like to make this a potluck to keep the hash cash at $8, so if you can, please bring a dish to share. You certainly don’t have to, but you could also help us out w/ non-food items. If possible, RSVP via email or on hashspace.
http://www.hashspac e.com/events/ 4th-annual- ch3-easter- hashonline casino

So far we are having:

Ham
Braised Lamb Shanks
Veggie Lasagna
Chicken Queso w/ Chips
Scandinavian Bread

Thanks,
Assfault

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it a couplea blocks West to Magnolia and 1/2 block North on Magnolia.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, CTA #78 Montrose bus to Magnolia, hoof it 1/2 block North on Magnolia.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Wilson & Magnolia. This is Uptown so parking is usually quite plentiful in that ‘hood. May not want to bring the “nice” car tho.

CH3 #1592

Chicago Hash #1592 Sunday 3.29.08 @ Stocks & Blondes – Post Shamrock Shuffle Hash

Hare(s): Glory Hole & Just Genesis
Venue: Stocks & Blondes – 40 N. Wells (right next to the Washington/Wells Brown Line Stop in the Loop)
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Washington & Wells, bar is like right by the L stop..
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Washington. Hoof it like four blocks West to Wells. Bar is by the Brown Line stop.
Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to da Loop and make your way to Washington & Wells. Look for a 6pm meter or pay $40 to park in a ramp, ya goof.