CH3 #2027

Chicago HHH #2027 – Sunday 4/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: R2-Do Me & Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Celtic Crown – 4301 N. Western
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Star Wars theme hash in honor of my birthday! Bring me down-downs! Costumes are encouraged!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western. Hoof it south on Western to Cullom and the bar (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it over to Western and grab the 49 Western bus going north. Sit in traffic forever because they’re taking out the overpass at Belmont. Exit the bus at Cullom and you’re at the bar (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Cullom and Western.

CH3 #2026

Chicago HHH #2026 – Sunday 4/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dicken’s Cider
Venue: Rite Liquors – 1649 W Division
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: It’s my birthday! Bring me down-downs!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Clark/Division. Transfer to the 70 Division bus upstairs and go west. Exit the bus at Paulina and then hoof it back east to the bar (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Division, then hoof it west on Division to the bar (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Division and Paulina – there might be parking south of Division, but good luck finding it.

Beer in a Box 2016

Beer in a Box 2016 – Sunday 4/3 – 9:00 AM
Venue: Buckingham Fountain
Hash Cash: Whatever drink tickets you can get the racists to donate to the cause

From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering just north of Buckingham Fountain for our Post-Shamrock Shuffle “Beer in a Box” celebration. We start as soon as the runners finish running 8k. Wave 1 starts at 8:30AM; wave 2 starts at 9:15AM. You could be drinking by 9AM, but the majority of the group will probably start gathering closer to 9:30-10AM. The group usually congregates just north of Buckingham Fountain along the fence. Be sure to ask people for beer tickets as you approach the finish line and racists leave for their cars.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Harrison and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then back north to Buckingham Fountain. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then south to Buckingham Fountain. (Approx. 25 min)

Driving
Don’t even try it.

CH3 #2025

Chicago HHH #2025 – Sunday 4/3 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Gay Dancer & Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Streeter’s – 50 E Chicago
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Our annual Post-Shamrock Shuffle, Post-Beer in a Box hash. You’ll probably be drunk for this one, just saying.

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line towards the Loop. Exit at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar (Approx. 15 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer at Monroe to the Red Line and go north. Exit the train at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)
From Beer in a Box/Buckingham Fountain: Haul your drunk ass over to Michigan Ave. Grab one of the eight hundred buses available going north. Exit the bus at Chicago and hoof it over to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Chicago and Wabash.

CH3 #2024

Chicago HHH #2024 – Saturday 3/26 – 2:00 PM

Hares: WJew-40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies, & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Green Eye Lounge – 2403 W. Homer St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s our regularly scheduled Pre-Easter Hash. Notice that we’ve moved the hash to Saturday so that you can spend time with your families on Sunday.

From da Hares:
– Bring money/debit card for trail if you want to play a game that has a prize.
– Bring food for potluck
– TRAIL IS A-B. There will be a shag wagon to transport food and your shit to the B. If you have some prep work to do on your food or you’re a control freak, you can cum to the B early and drop your shit off yourself (Hint: the B is Trojan Jew’s B&B&B). Just let LTA know.
– Free street parking at the B. At the A too, if you look hard enough. But we don’t recommend driving if you can help it.
– More than one game on trail. If you’ve never done an Easter trail….good luck.
– Four Score is back as a hare. We’re truly sorry.

From da GM (reprise): TL;DR

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage. Transfer to the 73 Armitage bus going west. Exit the bus at Western and the bar is below the El tracks on the west side of the street. (Approx. 30 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue line going towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Western and the bar is downstairs, under the El, on the west side of the street. (Approx. 5 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western and Homer. Avoid Western and Belmont at all costs, cause they’re removing the overpass.

CH3 #2023

Chicago HHH #2023 – Sunday 3/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa
Venue: J&M Tap – 957 N Leavitt
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: If you’re smart enough to avoid Big Hump Green Dress, be sure to come out for a shitty trail!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going south and ride that sucker to Clark/Division. Transfer upstairs to the 70 Division bus going west. Ride that sucker west until you get to Leavitt, then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus south to Augusta, then hoof it west to Leavitt and the bar. (Approx. 10 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leavitt and Augusta, marvel at the gentrification.

CH3 #2022

Chicago HHH #2022 – Sunday 3/13 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Skull & Bone’her
Venue: Stanley’s – 1970 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Dust off your hangover from Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day celebration and join us for a shitty trail. Don’t forget to set your clocks ahead an hour for Daylight Savings Time, otherwise you’ll “miss” this shitty trail!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 22 Clark bus going south. Exit the bus at Clark & Armitage and then hoof it west over to Lincoln/Armitage/Sedgwick. Entrance to the bar is around the corner south on Segwick. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Sedgwick and hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 26 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln/Armitage/Sedgwick.

CH3 #2021

Chicago HHH #2021 – Sunday 3/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: RumpleStealsKids
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: My divorce has been finalized! Time to set a shitty trail and drink too much in celebration!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St. Grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Leland and you’re there. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at the Brown Line station. Hoof it east on Leland over to Clark St and the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.