Chicago Hash House Harriers – Page 53 – Every Week of the Year We Run for Beer

CH3 #2023

Chicago HHH #2023 – Sunday 3/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa
Venue: J&M Tap – 957 N Leavitt
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: If you’re smart enough to avoid Big Hump Green Dress, be sure to come out for a shitty trail!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going south and ride that sucker to Clark/Division. Transfer upstairs to the 70 Division bus going west. Ride that sucker west until you get to Leavitt, then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus south to Augusta, then hoof it west to Leavitt and the bar. (Approx. 10 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leavitt and Augusta, marvel at the gentrification.

CH3 #2022

Chicago HHH #2022 – Sunday 3/13 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Skull & Bone’her
Venue: Stanley’s – 1970 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Dust off your hangover from Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day celebration and join us for a shitty trail. Don’t forget to set your clocks ahead an hour for Daylight Savings Time, otherwise you’ll “miss” this shitty trail!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 22 Clark bus going south. Exit the bus at Clark & Armitage and then hoof it west over to Lincoln/Armitage/Sedgwick. Entrance to the bar is around the corner south on Segwick. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Sedgwick and hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 26 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln/Armitage/Sedgwick.

CH3 #2021

Chicago HHH #2021 – Sunday 3/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: RumpleStealsKids
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: My divorce has been finalized! Time to set a shitty trail and drink too much in celebration!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St. Grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Leland and you’re there. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at the Brown Line station. Hoof it east on Leland over to Clark St and the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.

CH3 #2020

Chicago HHH #2020 – Sunday 2/28 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & TBD
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N Wells
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Join us as we say goodbye to the old terrible GM and say hello to the new terrible GM.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Sedgwick, then hoof it east on North Ave over to Wells and then south to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Wells and hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to North and Wells. Circle the block for an hour before realizing that this is Old Town, there’s no such thing as parking here.

CH3 #2019

Chicago HHH #2019 – Sunday 2/21 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Son of Spam
Venue: Illinois Bar & Grill – 4165 W. 47 St
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Roosevelt. Go upstairs and grab the Orange Line going towards Midway. Exit the train at Pulaski and hoof it two blocks north to 47th St and then west to the bar (Approx. 55 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Go upstairs at Clark/Lake and grab the Orange Line going towards Midway. Exit the train at Pulaski and hoof it two blocks north to 47th St and then west to the bar (Approx. 50 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 47th and Kedvale.

CH3 #2018

Chicago HHH #2018 – Sunday 2/14 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Gay Dancer & I Eat Dick
Venue: Friar Tuck’s – 3010 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Valentine’s Day, so be sure to join us at the hash – we all know you’d be forever alone otherwise.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Broadway & Wellington – bar is just north on Broadway (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. Transfer to the 36 Broadway bus at North & Clark. Exit the bus at Wellington and hoof it a bit north on Broadway to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Wellington – good luck finding parking.

CH3 #2017

Chicago HHH #2017 – Sunday 2/7 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Arturo’s Tacos – 2001 N. Western
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Join us for our annual Stupor Bowl Hash! Trail will be A-to-B with food and a television for Sportsball viewing at the B.

From da Hare: Fuck Lazo’s.

From da Other Hare: We’re having a potluck at the B; we’ll provide something, probably tacos, but please bring sides or desserts to share with everyone. There will be a vehicle to transport everything from the A to the B.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 77 Belmont bus west to Western. Grab the 49 Western bus going south. Get off the bus at Armitage and you’re there. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue line going out to wards O’Hare. Exit at Western and then hoof it north to Armitage. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise Armitage and Western.

CH3 #2016

Chicago HHH #2016 – Sunday 1/31 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Stab ’em and Slab ’em
Venue: Casa de Stab’em – 6530 S. University
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Snow Hash 8! The only CH3 trail where there’s guaranteed to be snow. Right Lifa? [Lifa: yes!]

From da Hares: We will have some nice food for you at the finish. Italian beef sandwiches have been pretty popular in the past, so perhaps that.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ’em will be on your right as you’re heading South. (Approx. 65 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ’em will be on your right as you’re heading South. (Approx. 65 min)

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) a…t 1:00 PM. You need to: (1) Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board. (2) Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. otherwise the train may not stop there. (3) Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (64th St.). (4) Hoof it west over to Woodlawn, then west on 65th to University, and finally south again to the venue.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank, be sure to carpool, and don’t forget to offer your fellow hashers rides back to civilization the North Side.