Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2096
Monday, May 15, 2017, 7PM
Venue: Durkins – 810 W. Diversey
Hare: Menstrual Casserole
From da webmaster: It’s her n0th birthday and she’s haring. 96.43% of down-downs should be directed her way.
Memorial Day 2017 – Who’s Cumming
Memorial Day 2017
| FRIDAY | SATURDAY | SUNDAY | MONDAY |
Kick off the Chicago summer in style with our annual Memorial Day Hash celebration. This year the calendars synced up perfectly, and this weekend will also include our 2100th trail. Not too shabby. If you join us for the whole weekend you’ll get access to three trails over the course of the long weekend Or you can rego for just the main even on Sunday. No matter which option you choose, you’ll get trails and circles complete with food and beverages, as well as a giveaway, and all the awesome extra shenanigans that go along with hashing in Chicago. We’ll also have the options of purchasing an extra commemorative shirt from the event for the low-low price of just $15.
If you’re attending the Main Event on Sunday, please consider taking part in our annual pot luck – bring any side dish to share with your fellow hashers and we’ll give you $5 in cold cash money back the day of the event. This helps us keep the price of the hash down, lets you show off your cooking skills, and makes sure that everyone has something to eat that they’re actually excited about. What a steal!
Registration is simple:
- Click the “ONLINE REGISTRATION” at the top of the page.
- Complete the registration form.
- Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form.
PRICING BREAKDOWN
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| Weekend Price | Main Event Only | ||
| Early Bird Rego (Until 3/31) | $50 | $40 | |
| Regular Rego (4/1 – 4/30) | $60 | $50 | |
| Cutting it Close Rego (5/1 – 5/25) | $70 | $60 | |
| Walk-Ups & Assholes | $95 | $75 | |
If you need crash space, please contact da GM and we’ll make sure that you have a place to crash.
Beer in a Box 2017
Beer in a Box 2016 – Sunday 4/2 – 9:00 AM
Venue: Buckingham Fountain
Hash Cash: Whatever drink tickets you can get the racists to donate to the cause
From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering just north of Buckingham Fountain for our Post-Shamrock Shuffle “Beer in a Box” celebration. We start as soon as the runners finish running 8k. Wave 1 starts at 8:30AM; wave 2 starts at 9:15AM. You could be drinking by 9AM, but the majority of the group will probably start gathering closer to 9:30-10AM. The group usually congregates just north of Buckingham Fountain along the fence. Be sure to ask people for beer tickets as you approach the finish line and racists leave for their cars.
CH3 #2088
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2088
Sunday, Mar 26, 2017, 2PM
Venue: Miska’s – 3205 N Leavitt
Hares: I Eat Dick, Panda, & Rainbow
From da Hares: We like Miska’s so much that we’re setting trail from there for Thirstday AND Chicago. Brilliant!
From da GM: I’ll be at Green Dress in St. Louis, so when this inevitably turns into a disaster please direct all complaints to Horn E.
CH3 #2087
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2087
Sunday, Mar 19, 2017, 2PM
Venue: Richmond’s – 2944 W. Grand Ave
Hares: Snatchsquatch
From da Hares: It’s the first weekend of the NCAA tournament, so we’ll be circling outside. Plan accordingly.
CH3 #2086
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 2086
Sunday, Mar 12, 2017, 2PM
Venue: Rose’s – 2656 N Lincoln Ave
Hares: Rusty Grundel & The Cock Whisperer
From da Hares: What better way to celebrate a holiday entire about boozing than spending it with the hash!
Hash Ball 2017
Chicago Hash House Harriers
Hash Ball 2017
February 25 – 7PM-10PM
Venue: Stanley’s Kitchen – 1970 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $40 in advance, $45 at the door
Theme: The 90s!
From da GM: Join us as we celebrate another year of hashing with our annual Hash Ball celebration – we’ll be revealing the results of our most recent Hash Erections, so if you’ve been nominated you should make the extra effort to attend just in case you win. Your cash will get you three hours of beers and mixed drinks (7PM-10PM), as well as Stanley’s popular food in the form of sliders, chicken tenders, and flatbread pizza.
Payment: Fill out the form below and upon completion follow the instructions for payment.
Upcumming Hash Runs
You can find information about our next run on our Homepage.
Longer-range run info can be found through these links:
| Hare Line | Hash Run History |
| Special Events | Social Events |
Hash Tools
Hash Tools
| Hare Guide | Hash Bar Map |
| Hash Song Book | Hash Calendar |
No, we’re not talking about Hashing Tools as in all the dude-bros that hang around the hash attempting to get on all of our inebriated members, we’re talking about Hashing Tools as in the tips, tricks, and other shit that can make you an even better hasher (you’re already great, just the way you are). Want a tip about laying trail? We’ve got you covered. A rarely-sung song to make yourself look all the more impressive when visiting another hash? Natch. A bar that nobody has ever bothered to hash out of that’s also impossible to get to via public transportation? You’re speaking my language! Sit back, relax, and get ready to become the best hasher that you can be!
Haring Guide
Hashing is easy – haring less so. There’s a million things that can go wrong out there, and they usually will. Prepare yourself and read the Haring Guide – this will help ensure that the down-downs you earn in circle are because your trail was actually tolerable and not a sloppy mess.
Hash Bar Map
Struggling to think of a place to have your next Hash Run out of? We’ve got you covered. The Hash Bar Map includes on 800 points of interest (and almost 500 bars) that have either hosted a hash in the past or are primed to host a hash in the future. The Hash Bar Map is by no means an exhaustive listing of the bars in Chicago, but it is a great place to start.
Hash Song Book
Running and drinking aren’t the only thing that the Hash House Harriers are known for – there’s also circle and the all of our wonderful songs! The Hash Song Book includes lyrics to almost 100 of the most popular songs sung by the Chicago Hash House Harriers. Impress everyone with your inability to carry a tune by memorizing everything inside of the Hash Song Book and you could even be the next Chicago Hash House Harriers RA.
Chicagoland Hash Calendar
Can’t make it to the regularly scheduled run of the Chicago Hash House Harriers? Fear not, there are a bevy of other hashing options for you in and around Chicago. Just check out the Chicagoland Hash Calendar for all of the hashing options for you in and around our beautiful city.