Chicago Hash House Harriers

Chicago HHH #2057 – Monday 9/12 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Fetus Envy
Venue: Waterhouse – 3407 N. Paulina
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Sorry my last trail was so shitty, I promise this one won’t suck as much. Consider this my “Redemption Hash.”

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line going towards Kimball. Exit the Brown Line at Paulina and the bar is right there. Seriously. (Approx. 5 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at Roscoe and hoof it two blocks east to Paulina and the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Paulina, Roscoe, and Lincoln.

Chicago HHH #2054 – Monday 8/29 – 7:00 PM
Hares: O’Shitty Runch
Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N Elston
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s my birthday! There might be champagne, assuming the bums don’t find it and drink it again this year!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Montrose – jump downstairs and grab the 78 Montrose bus going west. Exit the bus at Elston and hoof it north a block to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit at Montrose and hoof it east. At Keeler turn north and the bar is on the corner of Keeler and Elston. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Keeler.

Chicago HHH #2053 – Saturday 8/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: It’s Too Soft & Lifa
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W Wolfram
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s Saturday! To the foof!

Summer 2016 is about to sunset with one last hurrah on the one and only hash party private rooftop. Weather is forecast to be good and the best spread of food to be found anywhere in Chicago hashing with more beer than you can shake a stick at will be provided for less than the cost of a single Bud LIght at Wrigley Field.

BYO debauchery and loss of dignity not the responsibility of mismanagement.

From da GM: These two again? Don’t they know that you’re allowed to hare with other people?

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W Wolfram – go around back and hike up the stairs to the foof. (Approx. 5 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. At Clark & Lake go upstairs and get on the Brown Line. Exit the Brown Line at Diversey and hoof it north a block to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and hike up the stairs to the foof (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. Fuji’s two parking spots will be available just message him if need one.

Chicago HHH #2052 – Monday 8/22 – 7:00 PM
Hares: The Foam Queen & Fuck Your Circle
Venue: SoFo Tap – 4923 N. Clark
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: MOON HASH INVASION, BITCHES!

From da GM: Oh good, another hash Horn E won’t list on his email because its out of a gay bar.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Winnemac and hoof it back south to the corner of Argyle and the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at Ashland and Foster. Hoof it east to Clark and then south to Argyle and the bar (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Argyle.

Chicago HHH #2051 – Monday 8/15 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend & Meat Inside Her
Venue: Little Joe’s – 1041 W Taylor
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Not to be confused with the place with turtle races or the place on Weeds.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Ask It’s Too Soft, he’ll correct whatever anyone else says anyway.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line through the Loop. Exit the train at UIC-Halsted. Hoof it south to Taylor and west to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Carpenter.