CH3 #1378

Sun 3/27/2005 @ 2PM
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 1378
Easter Hash
Hare(s): Too Loose to Screw
Venue: Thatch Pub @ 5707 N. Milwaukee (this is approximately 6000 W) Few blocks north of Bryn Mawr – phone number (773) 774-9868 View Map

Prop up those ears and fluff up that bunny tail as this Sunday’s Easter Hash will cum complete with a challenging Easter egg, uh….I mean Easter Beer (!) Hunt as we go hippity-hoppity through the woods. Prizes for best dressed bunnies and for the beer hunt!

CH3 #1376

Sun 3/13/2005 @ 2PM
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 1376
Meister is Alive Hash
Hare(s): Meister or Rear Loader
Venue: Checking or The Keg in (610 W. Grove in Evanston). View Map

Note: In the event we don’t hear from Meister soon, Rear Loader has volunteered to hare from The Keg in Evanston. Since it was supposed to be Meister from some unknown location, again apparently missing a run he volunteered for, the status his haring this run is uncertain.

Please stay tuned for an official announcement from the Grand Master or the Hare Raiser on their weekly announcement or here on the web site. $6

Hash Erections Results 2005

Below I’ve listed the Award Winners for all to see!

I really hate that we had to rush through the awards so quickly as I would’ve liked for everyone to get their due recognition, but we were having so much fun socializing in the beginning of the night that we ran very short on time.

Please recognize the following peeps in whatever manner you see fit;

Best Trail – HornE’s Forest Preserve through the River (HornE)
Worst Trail – CP and Too Loose’s “Wrong Treasure Island” Memorial Day Hash
Best Themed Hash – 3rd Annual Anthrax Hash (It’s Too Soft and J. Paul & Chicken Stiffer)
Best Beer Stop – POP’s “Christmas in May” – costumes, jello shots, etc. (The 2005 Pussies)
Best On-In – Christmas Boxer Shorts Hash Chili Party (Too Loose, J. Michelle, Lower Wackoff)
Hash Couple – Calvin Klein and Smell This
Hash Bimbo – Calvin Klein (for always hashing topless)
FRB – Woody WoodWhacker
DFL – Red Snapper
Hash Wanker – Smell This (for general, constant drunkenness and showing up only after hashes)
Hash Shit – Smell This (see above)
Bill January – Stupid Man

Thanks Again to All!!!!

Too Loose

CH3 #1374.5

You asked (and asked, and asked, and asked…) and now you finally
get an answer:

Post-ball morning-after-the-night-before hangover hash, SATURDAY,
March 5, 2 p.m., at the Celtic Crown, 4301 N. Western. Hash cash only
$5, since this is a not-regularly-scheduled hash. Short trail ending
back at the Celtic Crown, where food specials include special prices
on wings and steak. (Perfect hangover food!) For those fools who stay
late and keep the party going, the Celtic Crown will start karaoke at
10 p.m.

The traditional outgoing GM’s “Screw You, I’m Not in Charge Anymore,
Ha!” hash will be Sunday, March 6, at 2 p.m., at some special secret
location which Virtual, in his lawyery wisdom, has not yet disclosed.
Maybe we can get him drunk this weekend and force him to tell us?

Hash Ball 2005

Hash Ball

Hollywood Glamour Nights

The glamour of Hollywood have always been the fascination of generations. Whether it was the years of the years of Katherine Hepburn or Nicole Kidman, Jimmy Stewart or Tom Hanks. Hollywood has always drawn the attention of the world. Here is your chance to bring Hollywood to Chicago. Dress for the Oscars as your favorite star….will you knock them out like Nicole or trip them out like Brad Pitt? want to dress like your favorite movie star? From Indiana Jones to Jake and Elwood Blues, Jessica Rabbit to Xena Warrior Princess, use your imagination.

Friday March 4th 2005
La Villa – 3632 N. Pulaski (Pulaski and Addison)
Click Here to See the Evite

Cost: 12/25 – 2/25 $30.00 ($5 less htan last year)
2/25 – 3/1 $35.00 plus $1.50 if using PayPal. Click here to pay via PayPal

You can also directly Pay Too Loose to Screw or Red Snapper at any upcoming hash, or send checks to Christina Schad (Too Loose) to 6709 N. Hermitage Ave., Apt. 2 Chicago, IL 60626

We will be having awards for the Hash and elections for the next CH3 GM. Nominations will be accepted for those that are interested in running for GM beginning in January….you interested? Think about that best Hash, best trail and cutest Hash Couple.

ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Get your raffle tickets to benefit the Hash Ball. one for $1 or six for 5 dollars. Next raffle coming up soon and keep a hold of those tickets for the grand prize drawing at the hash ball! See Backed up pipes for details.

GM Erections 2005

Chicago HHH GM Election Update!!

Don’t forget upcoming elections for our next GM as well as the hash awards to be presented at the hash ball.

Voting ballots will only be taken and counted from those Chicago hashers in good standing, attending any of the first three regular Chicago Sunday hashes in February and a single email ballot from each hasher. Click here to view a sample ballot. Please make sure to get your completed ballots to It’s Too Soft or Just Do Me Slowly.

GM Candidate Statements: Click here to view each GM candidates’ personal campaign statement. Statements will be posted as they are received.