Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1381

The Tale of the Trail

The Chicago Hash 4/17/05 by Rear Loader

Excellent Run on Sunday! Lifa and Bloody Thighs laid a great twister around the Graceland Cemetery and in and around the Lawrence / Broadway neighborhood. We had a great Beer Stop at Party Central #2 (Bloody’s House!) It was one heck of a trek back to the bar, but we made it in good time. The Holiday Club had some cheap pitchers and Bend Over Rover led us through a great circle! A few folks that we havent seen in a while came out to visit, visitors from New Zealand were on hand, a couple of mystery Chicago hashers that claimed to be hashers and from Chicagom just never hashed in Chicago and last but not least, a couple virgins! Great turn out!

Mismanagement Meeting

Hey Gang –

We’ll be holding a mismanagement meeting this upcoming Sunday, April 17th at
noon. The location will be the hash venue, which I believe is the Hollywood
Club on Sheridan, but stay tuned for confirmation on that.

Anybody interested in attending, and having your voice heard, is welcome and
encouraged!

I will forward an agenda for the meeting in the next couple of days.

Thanks!

Too Loose

CH3 #1378

Sun 3/27/2005 @ 2PM
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 1378
Easter Hash
Hare(s): Too Loose to Screw
Venue: Thatch Pub @ 5707 N. Milwaukee (this is approximately 6000 W) Few blocks north of Bryn Mawr – phone number (773) 774-9868 View Map

Prop up those ears and fluff up that bunny tail as this Sunday’s Easter Hash will cum complete with a challenging Easter egg, uh….I mean Easter Beer (!) Hunt as we go hippity-hoppity through the woods. Prizes for best dressed bunnies and for the beer hunt!

CH3 #1376

Sun 3/13/2005 @ 2PM
Chicago Hash House Harriers Run # 1376
Meister is Alive Hash
Hare(s): Meister or Rear Loader
Venue: Checking or The Keg in (610 W. Grove in Evanston). View Map

Note: In the event we don’t hear from Meister soon, Rear Loader has volunteered to hare from The Keg in Evanston. Since it was supposed to be Meister from some unknown location, again apparently missing a run he volunteered for, the status his haring this run is uncertain.

Please stay tuned for an official announcement from the Grand Master or the Hare Raiser on their weekly announcement or here on the web site. $6

Hash Erections Results 2005

Below I’ve listed the Award Winners for all to see!

I really hate that we had to rush through the awards so quickly as I would’ve liked for everyone to get their due recognition, but we were having so much fun socializing in the beginning of the night that we ran very short on time.

Please recognize the following peeps in whatever manner you see fit;

Best Trail – HornE’s Forest Preserve through the River (HornE)
Worst Trail – CP and Too Loose’s “Wrong Treasure Island” Memorial Day Hash
Best Themed Hash – 3rd Annual Anthrax Hash (It’s Too Soft and J. Paul & Chicken Stiffer)
Best Beer Stop – POP’s “Christmas in May” – costumes, jello shots, etc. (The 2005 Pussies)
Best On-In – Christmas Boxer Shorts Hash Chili Party (Too Loose, J. Michelle, Lower Wackoff)
Hash Couple – Calvin Klein and Smell This
Hash Bimbo – Calvin Klein (for always hashing topless)
FRB – Woody WoodWhacker
DFL – Red Snapper
Hash Wanker – Smell This (for general, constant drunkenness and showing up only after hashes)
Hash Shit – Smell This (see above)
Bill January – Stupid Man

Thanks Again to All!!!!

Too Loose