Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1842

Chicago HHH Run #1842
Monday 5/13 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Glitter Spitter & Clark Kunt
Venue: Casa de Glitter Kunt – 2514 N Richmond St (Backyard)
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Notice the date and time change – we’ll be starting Monday night runs with this trail.

From da Hares: A Magical and Mysterious Live A to B Trail in Dark Blue Chalk. There will be SOME free beer outside at the A and you’re welcome to come by about 6:30 (if it is raining it’ll be college basement party style, which coincidentally is probably the last time you saw a glitter kunt).

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 76 Diversey bus west to Sacremento – hoof it back east to Richmond and then south.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it east along Logan Boulevard and then south on Richmond.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Richmond and Altgeld.

CH3 #1841

Chicago HHH Run #1841
Sunday 5/5 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TampOn-TampOff & Drill In My Box
Venue: Simone’s – 960 W. 18th St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Normally May is when we switch back to Monday nights, but we’re doing something different this year as the resident fence-jumpers asked for an additional Sunday hash in order to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
From da Hares: This will be an A-B trail ( BUTT) the B is 1 block away from the A…… $8 will buy you lots of Beer, and Taquitos.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 8 Halsted bus and ride that sucker south. Best get out a book because you’re not going to be getting off until 18th St. Hoof it back west over to 960 W. 18th St.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line through the Loop and exit at UIC-Halsted. Upstairs transfer onto the 8 Halsted bus and look for your fellow hashers because they’re probably tired of reading their book by now. Hop off the bus at 18th St and hoof it west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 18th St and Morgan.

CH3 #1840

Chicago HHH Run #1840
Sunday 4/28 – 2:00 PM
Hares: It’s Too Soft, Lifa, & Just Mike
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: It is time once again for the official opening of the Party Central Roofdeck (better known as “Ruji’s Foofdeck”) – there will be plenty of beer and food and maybe even a shitty trail.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Diversey. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going east. Exit the bus at the Brown Line station and hoof it north to Wolfram and then east under the El to 933 W. Wolfram. Have fun climbing those stairs and try not to die.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 933 W. Wolfram, have fun parking.

CH3 #1839

Chicago HHH Run #1839
Sunday 4/21 – 2:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Pokehisanus
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Pokehisanus is back from his sojourn in Mexico, which means that he’s taking back the 420 hash co-hare duties from Dark Side of the Poon. As always, be careful which baked goods you ingest.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it north to Leland and then west over to Clark.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Leland. Hoof it east over to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1838

Chicago HHH Run #1838
Sunday 4/14 – 2:00 PM
Hares: That Thing That Vibrates & Just Brian #3
Venue: Parrot’s – 754 W. Wellington

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Wellington & Halsted

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grad the 72 North Ave bus headed east and ride that sucker to Halsted. Hop on the Red Line north to Fullerton, then transfer to the Brown Line to Wellington. Hoof it a few blocks east to Halsted and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Halsted and Wellington.

CH3 #1837

Chicago HHH Run #1837
Sunday 4/7 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Slippery Fingers & Foamy Discharge
Venue: McFadden’s – 1206 N. State St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our post-Shamrock Shuffle Hash. Everyone is encouraged to make it downtown for the post-race/pre-lube “Beer In A Box” celebration.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to Clark/Division, then hoof it a couple blocks east to State and then back north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 70 Division St bus and head east to LaSalle. Exit the bus and keep walking east to State and then back north to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to State and Division – the Viagra Triangle has now claimed you car, pray you don’t find it filled with condoms and ludes.

CH3 #1836

Chicago HHH Run #1836
Saturday 3/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch, 4 Score In The Back Door, & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Quencher’s – 2401 N. Western Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our pre-Easter Hash, and as usual that means we’ll be having it on Saturday and not Sunday. If you show up on Sunday you won’t have a hash to run.
From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail, so plan accordingly. Attendees are encouraged to bring food to share and all of your shit will be magically transported to the on-in where an entree will be provided.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that puppy west to Western.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Western and Fullerton you lazy jackoff.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Western.

CH3 #1835

Chicago HHH Run #1835

Sunday 3/24 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hoosier Daddy

Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Ride the Red Line north to Wilson, hoof it downstairs and then north on Broadway. Turn west on Leland and continue hoofing it over to the corner of Leland and Clark.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus east and continue on to Clark. Hoof it a block south to Leland and the bar is on the corner.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1834

Chicago HHH Run #1834
Sunday 3/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bloody Brown Castle & Snotcho Mamma
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs. Ride that pony north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Glenlake – fight with all the Loyola kids for parking.

CH3 #1833

Chicago HHH Run #1833
Sunday 3/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Barf Fly & Mudsucker
Venue: Turtle’s Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Well that’s one interesting haring combination, now isn’t it.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that pony south to Sox-35th. Take the northern exit out to 33rd and turn west – hoof it a few blocks over to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that pony into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line at Jackson. Continue south on the Red Line to Sox-35th. Take the northern exit out to 33rd and turn west – hoof it a few blocks over to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells.