Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1832

Chicago HHH Run #1832
Sunday 3/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Back Door County
Venue: Helen’s Two Way Lounge – 2928 W. Fullerton Ave

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 74 Fullerton bus west to Milwaukee, bar has entrances just north and west of the corner of Milwaukee and Fullerton.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and ride the pony northwest until you get to Fullerton. Bar has entrances just north and west of the corner of Milwaukee and Fullerton.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Fullerton, parking shouldn’t be a problem, though you’re in Logan Square so you might get jacked if you stray too far from the hipsters.

CH3 #1831

Chicago HHH Run #1831
Sunday 2/24 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N. Wells St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Hash Ball “Hangover” run! Woo!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that baby south to Sedgwick. Hoof it east on North Ave over to Wells and then south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Ride the 72 North Ave bus east over to Wells and the hoof it south to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and North, pay out the ass for parking bitches.

CH3 #1830

Chicago HHH Run #1830
Sunday 2/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Ballsalotapus, Just Do Me Slowly & Virtually Hung
Venue: Bridgeport Inn – 2901 S. Archer
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Chinese New Year returns once again! Join us as we celebrate the Year of the Snake! Please note the late change of address.

From da Hares: This will now be an “A-to-A” hash.
Bridgeport Inn has $6.00 domestic pitchers. And, they open at 11:00 AM for pre-lube.
We will have pitchers!
We will have food!
We will have tags! (for the first, uh, I don’t know – but, some indication of “who’s cuming” would help. I’m not going to make 100 of them and throw 75 of them away…..)
We will have a raffle! (Hong Bao Na Lai!)
Gong Hay Fat Choy!
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
On-on to Chinese New Year Hash X – The Year of the Snake – 4711…..
Balls

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker south to Roosevelt. Go upstairs and grab the Orange Line headed towards Midway. Exit at the Halsted Orange and take the Archer exit. Hoof it southwest along Archer until you find the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that pony to Clark/Lake. Go upstairs and grab the Orange Line headed towards Midway. Exit at the Halsted Orange and take the Archer exit. Hoof it southwest along Archer until you find the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Archer and Loomis.

CH3 #1829

Chicago HHH Run #1829
Sunday 2/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Sandy Syphilis & Foamy Discharge
Venue: Raven’s – 2326 N. Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Its my birthday! Come to my run and give me presents!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 22 Clark bus south to Fullerton and then hoof it another half block south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to Clark. Transfer over to the 22 Clark bus and head back north to Belden. Hoof it another half block north to the bar.

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belden and Clark. Pay out the rear for parking cause its Lincoln Park.

CH3 #1828

Chicago HHH Run #1828
Sunday 2/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40
Venue: Six Corners Sports Bar – 1950 W. North Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Time for our annual Stuper Bowl Hash – we’ll run early in the afternoon and get you back in time so that you can watch all the commercials that keep getting interrupted by a meaningless football game. UMERRIKAH!

From da Hare: Trail will be A to A’. Circle and On-After (including game viewing) will be at my place. 2300 W. Wabansia #237. Encourage people driving to park by my place and walk down Milwaukee to the bar. It’s a very short walk.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to North/Clybourn, then the 72 North Ave Bus west to Damen/Milwaukee. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Walk to the corner of Milwaukee/Damen/North

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Oakley, cause this is where the on-after will be. Then hoof it over to Milwaukee and south to North/Damen.

CH3 #1827

Chicago HHH Run #1827

Sunday 1/27 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Lifa & Stab ‘em and Slab ‘em

Venue: Casa de Stab ‘em – 6530 S. University

Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The annual “Snow Hash” returns! This is also the Hashiversary of WJew40, so there’s extra incentive to come and give him extra down-downs.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.
Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) a…t 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (65th St.?) zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1826

Chicago HHH Run #1826

Sunday 1/20 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Snatchsquatch & R Tard E

Venue: Shoe’s Pub – 1134 W. Armitage

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Mt. Schwiiinga had to bail, but she found us a kickass bar – they’re giving us cheap pitchers and even cheaper shots of Malort. The bar is also dog-friendly, so bring your furry friends.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride it south to Armitage. Head downstairs and then walk west on Armitage until you hit the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it north to Armitage and ride the 73 Armitage bus east to Armitage and Seminary. Hop off the bus and then hoof it back west to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Clifton. Good luck finding a parking spot.

CH3 #1825

Chicago HHH Run #1825

Sunday 1/13 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Caught Red Headed & The Dark Kunt

Venue: IHOP – 3760 N. Halsted

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail, and your bags will be transported for you. Be sure to grab some pancakes before trail!

From da GM: I swear to God, if the B is Beaumont’s I am going to murder somebody!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 8 Halsted bus north to the end of the line. Exit the bus and walk north on Broadway until you get to the intersection of Broadway, Halsted, and Grace. If you can’t find the IHOP from there, you’re an idiot.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east over to Halsted. Exit the bus and transfer onto the 8 Halsted bus heading north and ride it until the end of the line. Exit the bus and walk north on Broadway until you get to the intersection of Broadway, Halsted, and Grace. If you can’t find the IHOP from there, you’re an idiot.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Halsted, Broadway, and Grace. Get your car towed for parking in the IHOP parking lot and for not buying all the pancakes.

CH3 #1824

Chicago HHH Run #1824

Sunday 1/6 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Just Chris, Just Ernie, Just Jay, & Just Nick

Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor St

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From da GM: Not one. Not two, but FOUR “Justs” laying trail together. Yeah, there’s zero chance this one will be a disaster.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that sucker South to Washington/Wells. Transfer over to the Pink Line and ride it West to Polk. Head downstairs and hoof it east over to Ashland, then south to Taylor, and back east to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 9 Ashland Bus and ride it south to Taylor. Hoof it east over to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Loomis. Park your car and hope some UIC student doesn’t break in and pass out in the backseat.

CH3 #1823

Chicago HHH Run #1823

Sunday 12/30 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Snatchsquatch

Venue: Joe’s On Weed – 940 W. Weed St

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From da GM: Wait, what? I’m still recovering from Anthrax, ask again later.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker south to North/Clybourn stop. Hoof it west on North over to Fremont, then south to Weed. Head west on Weed until you find the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Bus East to Sheffield. Hoof it a block south to Weed and then east over to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fremont and Weed, circle the block forever and ever looking for parking.