Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1836

Chicago HHH Run #1836
Saturday 3/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch, 4 Score In The Back Door, & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Quencher’s – 2401 N. Western Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our pre-Easter Hash, and as usual that means we’ll be having it on Saturday and not Sunday. If you show up on Sunday you won’t have a hash to run.
From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail, so plan accordingly. Attendees are encouraged to bring food to share and all of your shit will be magically transported to the on-in where an entree will be provided.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that puppy west to Western.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Western and Fullerton you lazy jackoff.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Western.

CH3 #1835

Chicago HHH Run #1835

Sunday 3/24 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hoosier Daddy

Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Ride the Red Line north to Wilson, hoof it downstairs and then north on Broadway. Turn west on Leland and continue hoofing it over to the corner of Leland and Clark.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus east and continue on to Clark. Hoof it a block south to Leland and the bar is on the corner.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1834

Chicago HHH Run #1834
Sunday 3/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bloody Brown Castle & Snotcho Mamma
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs. Ride that pony north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Glenlake – fight with all the Loyola kids for parking.

CH3 #1833

Chicago HHH Run #1833
Sunday 3/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Barf Fly & Mudsucker
Venue: Turtle’s Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Well that’s one interesting haring combination, now isn’t it.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that pony south to Sox-35th. Take the northern exit out to 33rd and turn west – hoof it a few blocks over to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that pony into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line at Jackson. Continue south on the Red Line to Sox-35th. Take the northern exit out to 33rd and turn west – hoof it a few blocks over to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells.

CH3 #1832

Chicago HHH Run #1832
Sunday 3/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Back Door County
Venue: Helen’s Two Way Lounge – 2928 W. Fullerton Ave

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 74 Fullerton bus west to Milwaukee, bar has entrances just north and west of the corner of Milwaukee and Fullerton.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and ride the pony northwest until you get to Fullerton. Bar has entrances just north and west of the corner of Milwaukee and Fullerton.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Fullerton, parking shouldn’t be a problem, though you’re in Logan Square so you might get jacked if you stray too far from the hipsters.

CH3 #1831

Chicago HHH Run #1831
Sunday 2/24 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N. Wells St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Hash Ball “Hangover” run! Woo!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that baby south to Sedgwick. Hoof it east on North Ave over to Wells and then south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Ride the 72 North Ave bus east over to Wells and the hoof it south to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and North, pay out the ass for parking bitches.

CH3 #1830

Chicago HHH Run #1830
Sunday 2/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Ballsalotapus, Just Do Me Slowly & Virtually Hung
Venue: Bridgeport Inn – 2901 S. Archer
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Chinese New Year returns once again! Join us as we celebrate the Year of the Snake! Please note the late change of address.

From da Hares: This will now be an “A-to-A” hash.
Bridgeport Inn has $6.00 domestic pitchers. And, they open at 11:00 AM for pre-lube.
We will have pitchers!
We will have food!
We will have tags! (for the first, uh, I don’t know – but, some indication of “who’s cuming” would help. I’m not going to make 100 of them and throw 75 of them away…..)
We will have a raffle! (Hong Bao Na Lai!)
Gong Hay Fat Choy!
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
On-on to Chinese New Year Hash X – The Year of the Snake – 4711…..
Balls

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker south to Roosevelt. Go upstairs and grab the Orange Line headed towards Midway. Exit at the Halsted Orange and take the Archer exit. Hoof it southwest along Archer until you find the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that pony to Clark/Lake. Go upstairs and grab the Orange Line headed towards Midway. Exit at the Halsted Orange and take the Archer exit. Hoof it southwest along Archer until you find the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Archer and Loomis.

CH3 #1829

Chicago HHH Run #1829
Sunday 2/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Sandy Syphilis & Foamy Discharge
Venue: Raven’s – 2326 N. Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Its my birthday! Come to my run and give me presents!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 22 Clark bus south to Fullerton and then hoof it another half block south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to Clark. Transfer over to the 22 Clark bus and head back north to Belden. Hoof it another half block north to the bar.

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belden and Clark. Pay out the rear for parking cause its Lincoln Park.

CH3 #1828

Chicago HHH Run #1828
Sunday 2/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40
Venue: Six Corners Sports Bar – 1950 W. North Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Time for our annual Stuper Bowl Hash – we’ll run early in the afternoon and get you back in time so that you can watch all the commercials that keep getting interrupted by a meaningless football game. UMERRIKAH!

From da Hare: Trail will be A to A’. Circle and On-After (including game viewing) will be at my place. 2300 W. Wabansia #237. Encourage people driving to park by my place and walk down Milwaukee to the bar. It’s a very short walk.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to North/Clybourn, then the 72 North Ave Bus west to Damen/Milwaukee. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Walk to the corner of Milwaukee/Damen/North

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Oakley, cause this is where the on-after will be. Then hoof it over to Milwaukee and south to North/Damen.

CH3 #1827

Chicago HHH Run #1827

Sunday 1/27 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Lifa & Stab ‘em and Slab ‘em

Venue: Casa de Stab ‘em – 6530 S. University

Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The annual “Snow Hash” returns! This is also the Hashiversary of WJew40, so there’s extra incentive to come and give him extra down-downs.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.
Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) a…t 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (65th St.?) zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.